#tbh struggling to do villain interactions since robin is canonically a hermit but im thinking of spicing things up >:)

[lesbiannancytruther]

since im in a hc mood all the time every day now

VILLAINESS AU HCS‼️‼️ who cheered i cheered

-nancy wheeler and robin buckley being real besties in the first few weeks of their friendship is so real to me. everyone wonders how the new hire got stuck-up nancy wheeler to loosen up and go get drinks after work and she always says smth corny like “a magician never reveals her secrets”

-nancy doesn’t go out as vendetta as often with robin buckley to entertain, and robin sees that as the only real downside to their friendship since she LIKES watching nancy kick ass

-company paintball outing as a team building exercise… safe 2 say nancy smokes everyone… except for robin who smears paint on her cheek and plays dead when nancy comes by (nancy sees it and thinks its hilarious)(and gives her a strictly platonic kiss on the forehead)

-robin working her way up the ladder SUPER quickly because of her skill and she isn’t even trying

-every time robin is surprised by a promotion nancy gets her a fancy bottle of champagne tied with a pretty ribbon and they always finish it together in her office

-robin buckley is still a firm enjoyer of fucking with nancy though, so she’ll often say weirdly knowing things about nancy’s disappearances and demeanor, or she’ll even make the villain stuff she does easier by hacking doors or access codes that nancy used to have to dismantle.

-this frustrates nancy though, she hates relying on anyone and this was strictly her thing and she’s not dumb, she knows it’s haxx

-one time nancy gets her pants ripped and a laceration in her thigh from some shrapnel in a building she uncharacteristically lit on fire to clear any evidence. the next day she gets a letter with a gift certificate for a shady tailor that’s known for keeping costume repairs quiet and a note that says “go to the doctor, or else <3”

-nancy blocking SO MANY EMAIL ADDRESSES bc haxx keeps flirting w her through email (and including increasingly incriminating pictures of her)

-one day nancy responds and is like “you have terrible email etiquette fuck off” and now robin flirts with her with proper email format

-“Dear Nancy ‘Vendetta’ Wheeler,

I’ve got to hand it to you, you handled that Wells Fargo tower with real elegance, I’m really a huge fan. Also a huge fan of the bangs, what inspired those? Hope there’s no one at the office that’s vying for your attention, I’ve been keen on stealing your heart <3.

Deepest Regards,

Haxx

Haxxatron5000@gmail.com”

-nancy is justifiably torn, she doesn’t really fear being exposed anymore but she’s still on edge, and eddie is being supremely unhelpful

-robin offering to walk nancy home everyday, nancy declining because she really doesn’t need the protection and robin INSISTING because “chivalry isn’t dead, wheeler” and nancy laughing and accepting after that

-this branches into dinners at nancy’s fancy ass apartment and movie nights, drinking wine and laughing into the early hours of the morning

-the tension is INSANE atp, it’s one of those late nights when nancy looks up at robin from under her eyelashes a second too long and they jump each other

-we are now in the friends with benefits era💪

lmk if y’all want more >:)