#tbf you cant get along with assholes if youre not a little bit similar to them

[selamat-linting]

ugh i hate my coworker like, the guy is well meaning and quite kind but the way he took every social faux pas like its an attack on him personally is exhausting. like dude, the world does not revolve around you. also stop holding grudges over petty things that much. this is the reason why you keep getting into an argument with basically everyone at work. like, i can handle the guy, i've been handling him for two years at this point and i gotta admit the good moments way outweigh the bad. yes, even when the time we briefly fight. and no im not saying simple arguments, sales people bitch at each other all the time, the guy dragged me by my shirt once and i pushed him off. but other than that bitchiness my coworker was a good teacher and a good advocate against the manager. one of the few salespeople who could be good at the job without throwing his coworkers under the bus and actively wants people to do better. i respect him for that. and he's the guy who took me to my first piercing appoinment, my first night out clubbing, and gave me temporary tattoos. we are friends at this point. but oh my fucking god his attitude is annoying!!!!