#tbf I was 15 and he was like 35 but it was still HARROWING! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

menlove · 6 months ago

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the thing abt my sexuality is "lesbian" is easiest to convey what I need it to re my dating and sexual preferences to any stranger but the more honest answer is "men are very pretty but when they speak to me I start vomiting and shaking like a dog and if one ever kissed me I might punch him or run into the forest and never be seen again so suffice it to say a sexual or romantic relationship w one would just never be feasible"

#so when you see me going hog wild abt a man who was pretty in the 60s but is an old man now #mind your business!!!!#he's completely unattainable and that's the ideal man for me #I've only kissed a man once and it was horrifying absolutely wouldn't recommend #tbf I was 15 and he was like 35 but it was still HARROWING!

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