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talesfrommedinastation · 1 year ago
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Well, it's happening, folks!
Shit's hit the fan in Far Past the Ring now.
The Empire knows the location of Medina Station, the whereabouts of certain clones (and clone-adjacent people).
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Camina Drummer, in true Camina Drummer fashion, sends a message to the Empire telling them where exactly they can stick it.
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And CLONE FORCE 99 IS OFFICIALLY REUNITED!
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We've only got 8 chapters left, kids! And they're going to be action packed FROM HERE ON OUT!
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 10 months ago
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In honor of The Bad Batch Season 3 trailer release... I drew our beloved batchers in my own personal art style 🫶🏻
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Y'all are lucky I can't draw as well as I write, or we'd all be in trouble 😂
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sev-on-kamino · 1 year ago
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How would the Bad batch (or 501st) react to having a sensitive/ticklish S/O? I love domestic scenes sm ✨🦋🦋
Thank you so much for sending this in 🥰 Y’all are making me make some hard choices though, and I’m sweating lol
Writing this on the assumption that their S/O doesn’t mind being tickled or actively enjoys it because our consent kings wouldn’t do anything their S/O didn’t like on purpose.
Warnings: mentions of kissing and touching, mad fluffy
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The Bad Batch reacts to ✨a ticklish S/O✨:
Hunter
He really tries to be mindful of it, because he knows how it feels to have his senses overloaded against his will.
The issue is the sound you make when he tickles you.
Your giggles are fucking cute, and he LOVES them. The sound hits his ears just right. Instant mood boost.
So there are times when he’s weak, and he sees you cleaning, or tinkering with something.
It’s like a predator catching his prey unaware. You look so cute and vulnerable.
He can’t resist letting his fingers dance over your sides, gliding them along your inner thighs, ghosting over your hips.
When he’s rewarded with that laugh he loves so much, he’s going to kiss every bit of you he can reach.
Tech
First and foremost he’s going to explain the reaction to you because it’s Tech.
Then he’s going to figure out all the places that yield that joyful reaction and file them away for later.
He’s very particular about when and where he chooses to tickle you.
Like when you’re being bratty and won’t get out of the pilot’s seat.
Or when you’re not paying attention to something he’s saying. as soon as you look distracted, his fingers are working over your sides to regain your attention
Wrecker
Like Hunter, Wrecker loves your laugh. He lives for it.
Not only does he enjoy your laughter, he likes feeling your muscles tense beneath his fingers, and the way you press closer for more.
(side note HC: I think Wrecker is a very tactile person, and not only does he enjoy touching, but the way things (and people ofc 😏) feel is important to him)
Wrecker is not calculating about when he tickles you.
He might do it when the two of you are playing around or even when you’re making out.
He always tells you how beautiful you look and sound when you laugh
Crosshair
There are times when it seems like Crosshair has forgotten you’re ticklish.
He’s both graceful and deliberate in his motions, including how he touches you.
So when you’re sparring, and you start improve your technique, and are finally able to pin him, he remembers he has a secret weapon.
You’re straddling him, thinking you’ve won, and he rests his hands on your waist like he does all the time…right before he digs his fingers in, and starts tickling you with no mercy.
He’s going to flip the pair of you over, and continue to make you giggle and gasp and beg.
Hearing your laughter is going to earn you one of his rare smiles.
Echo
Echo, like Crosshair, is deliberate in his actions, so if he’s tickling you, you can be sure it’s on purpose.
He’ll do it when you’re being fussy after losing a game.
He’ll do it when you’re being too cocky after winning a game.
He finds it hilarious to ask you questions while you’re laughing uncontrollably.
“What’s that, sweet thing? You want a rematch?”
He can’t help but smile down at you while you try to catch your breath, and he’s definitely going to steal some kisses.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 1 year ago
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Yes, I do indeed like clones! Here is my favorite.
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(sorry, I had to after seeing your ask button! Lol! )
LOL
I totally forgot that's what I put as my new ask message 🤣
I've seen that art of Tech fighting a cheese pizza circling around, and I snort every time I see it. Of all the odd things Tech would have trouble with, why did it have to be pizza.
Now I want art of the rest of the Batch reacting to their first slice of pizza 😂
Hunter: suspicious eyebrow raise; shrugs; proceeds to roll it up like a burrito and eats it sideways
Echo: sniffs it; takes a test bite; head nod of approval; eats it like a normal person
Tech: researches how to eat it properly; has the largest cheese pull ever; panics because this wasn't in his notes
Wrecker: no fear; no hesitation; attempts to fit the entire slice in his mouth; succeeds
Crosshair: pulls out a fork and knife because he doesn't want to get his dainty little fingers greasy
Omega: folds the slice in half like a taco because it's too big; drips grease everywhere
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 1 year ago
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Cuteeeeeeeeee 🥺
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♡ Home ♡
The Bad Batch Ask You to Live With Them Headcanons
Pairing: Individual Bad Batch x GN Reader.
Warnings: Fluff, fluff, fluff. Smooching. Everyone is happy on Pabu AU. 🫶
A/N: This is just some silly fluff I wrote at work today. It was hot AF and I’m still sweating so I apologize for any errors, not really proofread.
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Scenario: You and The Bad Batch have been settled on Pabu for some time. Long-held feelings between you and your Batcher finally had the opportunity to blossom as you settled into a peaceful island routine. You are happy, your love for one another secure and strong.
You’ve discussed moving in together, but island life is calm and your lives are no longer in a rush. You haven’t made that leap in your relationship quite yet, but little did you know your Batcher had plans…
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Hunter
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You were sitting on the beach, the sun’s last rays catching the calm sea as stars twinkled into view.
Hunter’s arm was wrapped around you, holding you close against him, his head leaning on yours.
“You know that cottage we walk by every day, the one with the garden?” Hunter mumbled, gently tracing his fingers up and down your arm.
“Yeah…I’m surprised no one has moved in there yet. It’s in a perfect location.” You murmured, his fingers putting you in a relaxed trance.
“It is perfect.” He said, his smokey voice lulling you further into a relaxed, carefree state. “I can’t wait to see what you do with the garden.”
You shifted your head to look at him, confusion in your expression, his fingers stopping their caress.
“Omega wants to try to plant meilooruns.” He met your gaze. “And she’s already picking out decorations for her room.”
“Hunter…” you started. “What are you saying?”
Hunter pressed his forehead to yours. “It’s ours. If you want.” He ghosted his lips across your own. “All I have to do is give the word to Shep.”
Your breath hitched.
“Hunter, you mean, that cottage…? It’s really ours?”
He nodded, gently tracing his fingertips across your cheek, the fading sun reflecting in his honeyed eyes.
“I love you, and Omega does too. We’ve spent so much time on the run, never knowing what comes next. It’s time…to put it behind us. Settle down for good. And I want you to be part of that. But if you’re not-“
You grabbed the collar of his shirt and tugged him in for a passionate kiss, his arms immediately pulling you close to him.
“Hunter, yes.“ You beamed, breaking the kiss. “I love you, too.”
Hunter smiled, nuzzling his nose against yours, never having felt so content in his entire life, excited for this next chapter in your relationship.
Echo
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You had just closed up your shop and were waiting for Echo. He promised to take you out tonight and told you he was planning something special.
He met you at your shop, kissing you deeply as his hello.
“Hello to you, too.” You giggled, slightly flustered at his kiss as he looped his arm with yours. “Where are you taking me tonight?”
“It’s still a surprise, mesh’la.” He winked, leading you down a a few quiet roads.
“There aren’t any restaurants up here.” You gave him a look, having no idea what he had planned.
Echo didn’t say anything, the evening lights flickering on throughout the island, casting warm glows onto the street.
A few more turns and Echo stopped. You stood in front of a cottage, a soft glow of light coming from the front windows.
“Echo-“ He just smiled, leading you up the cobbled path to the home.
“Echo, if your idea of a date is breaking and entering…” you teased, still confused as to what was going on.
Echo chuckled, opening the door to the cottage, surprising you that it was open.
“Just trust me, mesh’la.”
You stepped inside, gasping slightly. The cottage was empty, save for a blanket that was spread on the ground in what would be the living room.
A few candles were the only light source, highlighting the picnic that was spread across the blanket, and two empty glasses for the bottle of wine that sat in the middle of the spread.
You looked at him, still just as lost as before.
“It’s not much, but I figured we should celebrate the first night in our house.”
You opened and closed your mouth, processing his words.
“Our…house? Echo, you mean…?”
He wrapped his arms around you, hugging you tight.
“I love you and…I want to spend every moment together. Build a life…together. I saw this cottage was available and talked to Shep. It’s ours if we want it.”
Tears clouded your vision as you kissed him, overwhelmed by his words. You nodded excitedly against his lips, your heart ready to burst with joy.
“Me too, Echo. I love you. I want to build a life with you, too.”
He smiled, wiping the tears from your cheeks.
“Let’s crack open that wine then, shall we?”
Tech
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Tech had been busy as of late, which is normal. He always had some project or idea that was occupying his mind.
But you knew something strange was going on when he kept hiding his datapad from you, or quickly pushing flimis under other piles of half-worked on gadgets whenever you walked into his room.
Finally, you decided to ask what he was working on, and what has been so intensely engrossing his mind the last few weeks.
“Can I ask what it is you’re working on?” You queried as you lounged on his bed in his room, watching him work.
He turned to you, and it looked like he was hesitating, and almost nervous to say something.
He let out a breath and fully faced you.
“We’ve been together romantically for some time now…” he started. “And we are happy, correct?”
You raised you eyebrow, nodding. “Yes, of course Tech. I love you.”
“As I you.” He stated. “So I have been pondering of what should come next, and I determined it was time to begin the next phase of our relationship, if you agree.”
Tech held out his datapad toward you as you stared at him, wondering what he was going on about.
“I began investigating homes we could share. There are plenty of available cottages throughout the island which I have researched thoroughly, though none are up to my standards.”
Tech adjusted his goggles as heat began to flush your cheeks.
“So, I took it upon myself to explore ways on how to build one myself.”
Your heart fluttered at his words as you sat up completely. “Tech, you want to build us a house?”
“Precisely. If you want to cohabitate with me, that is.” The last part of his statement came out quiet, as if he wasn’t sure of what your answer would be.
You peeked at the datapad, which had blueprint schematics of a cottage, all designed by him.
You looked back at him, not stopping the large smile on your face as Tech fidgeted, waiting for your response.
“Tech…” you said softly. “Yes, I’d love to live with you. I want it more than anything.”
You watched as his shoulders seemed to relax as you set down the datapad, closing the distance between the two of you.
Tech took your hand, his thumb gently tracing over yours.
“Of course, I’ll need your input on the final design, but I think you’ll approve of what I have so far.”
You smiled, leaning into him, his other arm holding you close. “As long as I’m with you, it’ll be perfect.”
Wrecker
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Wrecker was giddy, practically dragging you down the road as he picked up his pace.
“Wrecker, where are we going?! Wait a sec, you’re walking too fast!” You could barely match his strides.
“You’re gonna love it, I promise! We are almost there!”
After another turn down a street, Wrecker finally stopped at the end of a row of small cottages.
“Here!” He exclaimed loudly, gesturing to you to follow him.
“Wrecker, what is this?!” You gasped, out of breath.
“It’s our new house! I know we talked about having our own place awhile ago and…here it is!” Wrecker excitedly tugged you in through the front door, your mind trying to play catch up to what he was saying.
You stepped inside, Wrecker eagerly pointing to different areas of the cottage.
“The windows in the kitchen are big, so we can have a great view while we cook together. That was the first thing I thought of…” Wrecker blushed as he turned, pointing to the door that led to a back patio.
“Oh, and look at the porch! Ya can grow all the herbs you’ve been wanting to! And wait until you see the view out the bedroom window-“
Wrecker stopped, noticing how quiet you were being.
You were gazing around the empty house, your mind spinning with surprise and happiness.
You were moved at Wrecker’s excitement and having a home to call your own, with him, not expecting this in the slightest.
Tears were sliding down your cheeks, and you didn’t even notice until Wrecker’s large hand was gently wiping them away.
“Mesh’la, I’m sorry, I got carried away. If ya aren’t ready I understand, or if ya don’t like this cottage we can-“ Wrecker sighed, thinking he ruined everything. “I’m sorry if it’s too much.”
You looked up at him, smiling.
“Wrecker, this is more than I could have ever wanted. I love this. I love you.” You placed your hand over his that was now cradling your face. “I want this.”
Wrecker smiled, relief washing over him.
“Now, tell me again about the kitchen?” You laughed, happy tears still running down your face as Wrecker kissed your cheeks, laughing with you in your new home.
Crosshair
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You were laying with your head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat as you almost drifted off to sleep, Crosshair’s arm keeping you close to him.
You noticed he had been a little on edge today, restless and fidgeting more than usual.
You suggested a nap, which he agreed to.
He continued to be restless, though, not able to get comfortable as you laid on him.
“Want to go for a walk?” He grunted, shifting under you.
You lifted your head, blinking a few times. “Sure.” You smiled sleepily, sitting up from your laying position.
You often went on walks in the evening, a ritual you began not long after you became a couple.
You walked quietly under the full moon, the streets silent. Crosshair’s hand found yours, enjoying one another’s presence as you strolled through the winding avenues.
You let Crosshair lead the way, and you walked up into a cluster of cottages that you often passed by on your walks.
You’ve mentioned before how you like this part of Pabu, this subset of cottages getting the best view of the sunset.
Crosshair suddenly stopped, still grasping your hand.
“Is everything ok?” You asked, wondering why he stopped so suddenly.
He looked at you as he lifted your hand, turning your palm up, his silver hair almost indistinguishable from the moonlight casting down on the two of you.
“I was going to wait until tomorrow, but here.”
Crosshair placed a small key in the center of your palm, closing your fingers around it.
“Crosshair, what is this?” You asked softly, confused as to what he was doing.
“It’s ours.” He stated. “The one with the blue door.” You glanced behind him at the cottage with said blue door.
You focused back on him, trying to piece together what he was saying, his expression unreadable.
“What do you mean?” Your voice quivered, clutching the key.
“You know what I mean, doll.” His tone was soft. “It has the best view of the sunset. I made sure of that.”
You practically jumped at him, swinging your arms around him and crushing yourself into his chest, tears pricking at your eyes.
“Crosshair, I-“
He leaned his head on yours, his lips brushing against your forehead. You didn’t need to finish your sentence.
“It’s ours, now?” You whispered.
“As of yesterday.”
You looked up at him. “How did you know I’d say yes?”
Crosshair smirked, his lips close to yours. “You did, didn’t you?”
You smirked back, his lips capturing yours in the moonlight in front of your new home.
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sev-on-kamino · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch falling for you -or- How you wound up with 5 boyfriends (HCs)
warnings: nfsw (minors be gone), references to pinv, references to masturbation and references to bodily insecurities, poly (no clonecest), and pls let me know if I missed something
first time writing anything like this; be gentle 🥺
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Echo
he falls for you first
he was already halfway there, and then you joined the Batch because being separated again was not an option
“I just got you back, if you go, I’m going too…Rex will understand.”
and on top of it all, you started studying cybernetics, so you could still provide his medical care 100%
he couldn’t stop himself if he tried
he convinces himself you don’t see him like that because he’s not “whole”
it doesn’t help that the others are so comfortable/confident with you, and he’s sure you prefer them
you have to spell it out for him…more than once
you drag him away from the others one night at 79s because you never get to wear this dress, and it’s not for sitting
on the dance floor, you confess your feelings, and how you’d like to show him how happy you are to have him back
he’s shocked, and very much stumbling over his words to express that he can’t believe it, he wants to, but no way
you are literally under him moaning his name, and he’s wondering if this is what you really want. it feels too good to be true
you’re only too happy to remind him every day that you adore him, and desire him just the way he is
Wrecker
he’s next down the rabbit hole of love
you can match his enthusiasm for life, and he feels twice as energetic with you
you do little things for him like make sure there’s stash of proper snacks and sweets for him
you let him show his gentle side, and you show your appreciation for it
“Echo’s really lucky” he says one day in between reps with Gonky
you look up from your own workout and ask him to elaborate
he launches into an explanation ending with, “and he gets to kiss you…”
you tell him how sweet he is before chatting to Echo about it, who’s fully aware this wouldn’t be your first rodeo with polyamory
once you’re sure Echo’s ok, you flirt right back with Wrecker, and he’s thrilled…wait…what about Echo?
you explain the deal, and at first he’s skeptical, but his desire for you is stronger, and he caves so fast, eager to experience you for himself
he just plain enjoys being close to you, and he can’t help but sneak in little touches here and there. your shoulder, your lower back, checking/adjusting your armor. and once you’ve established a relationship he includes caressing your face, forehead kisses, and yeah, he’s going in for the booty grab
in Wrecker’s eyes, you’re to be protected at all costs, and you’ve never done anything wrong in your life
even when Tech has footage of you playing a prank in high definition, you’re innocent
Hunter
at first he is just glad you can get all of their rowdy asses off of the ship when he needs to rest
as they share tales of your outings though, he starts to feel left out, and…jealous?!
he supposes he should be happy and grateful that you’re a calming presence, and your voice, your scent, and your strong heartbeat soothes his overwhelmed senses easily
and it’s so easy to talk with you. has it ever been this easy with anyone outside of his family?
it really starts to hit his jealousy buttons harder when he can literally smell you on Echo and Wrecker at any given time. that he can hear their hearts pick up at the sight of you, or the quiet giggles as you snuggle up in one of their bunks
he wants to bear your scent, hold you close, kiss those perfect lips
you’re shuffling the boys off of the Marauder one day when he asks you to hang back
you get those “called to the principal’s office” vibes (it doesn’t help that Crosshair tuts at you and says “you’ve been naughty, haven’t you?”) and you know Hunter can hear your heart hammering away
“At ease, soldier” he says playfully as you join him in the cockpit
you stay tense at first until you’re really sure you’re not in trouble, and then you can appreciate this one on one time that you haven’t gotten to enjoy before
that first kiss is a doozy, and you just need want more
luckily he feels the same way, and it’s about now when you realize how deep you’re in with the Bad Batch
Tech
he understands his attraction to you, but he’s sure that you’ve got your hands full already
besides he’s busy, and you are a distraction. your laughter, your curves, your presence elevating the mood on the Marauder…
nope! he’s not going there. too much to do
but then he’s alone in the refresher, and you’re the star of every fantasy his brilliant mind can conjure. his perfect memory coming in handy, as he works himself to release.
he’d be fine if it stopped there, but his traitorous thoughts wanted more than the sight of you on top of him
he wanted to teach you things, and share his ideas with you. he wanted to snuggle you, and enjoy intimate conversations before drifting off to sleep
the opportunity to advance your relationship presents itself in the middle of the night. when you’re the only two awake.
you come to take over watch, and he makes up an excuse about needing to calibrate the weapons system.
naturally you offer your assistance, passing tools back and forth, discussing the calibration, and your hands touch, and neither of you pulls away
you’re not sure who moves first to initiate that first kiss, but you take credit if anyone asks
Crosshair
it takes awhile before you can even confidently say that Crosshair doesn’t hate you
once he realizes you’ll serve his attitude right back to him in your sweetest (or sultriest) tones, he warms up…in his way
you lowkey live for his attention, even when it’s clear he’s fighting with himself to give it to you
letting you in? getting close to you? a smart mouthed brat who has slept with regs????? absolutely fucking not
he can’t roll his eyes hard enough as his brothers fall under your spell
you’re attractive, and he couldn’t deny that. his own body had betrayed him in your presence already, and Hunter had given him a smug look that had him exiting the cockpit expeditiously
but the easy intimacy they share with you confuses him
he watches you interacting with them, loving on them, and being good to them…all the damn time.
he breaks down after a particularly nauseating display of affection (Hunter kisses your forehead before he and Wrecker go to scout out a good campsite) and finally asks Tech what the heck is so special about you?
Tech explains rather simply that just like their mutations give them particular skills, your nature had given you skills as well. they happened to be of a more intangible nature largely, but they were undeniable.
he mulls this over a few days until he decides the only way to sort this out is to get you alone, and see if it’s an act or not
much to his annoyance, and eventual pleasure, he discovers it’s not an act, and he can no longer deny that you’ve gotten under his skin and made a home in his thoughts and heart
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 11 months ago
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Caution to the Wind
Wrecker x Fem!Reader
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Summary: For her birthday, Omega asks you and Wrecker to ride the roller coaster with her at the fair.
Pairing: Wrecker x Fem!Reader
Characters: Wrecker, Omega, Hunter, Echo, Crosshair, Tech
Tags & Warnings: modern!AU, family fluff, roller coaster, anxiety, fear of heights
Word Count: 2k
Author's Note: Two fics in one weekend 😱 I think I broke a record 😂 Even though it's shorter than most of my one-shots, rest assured, this idea was predetermined at the beginning and didn't come from my panic that I only have a week left to finish my bingo card 😅 I love the Bad Batch and their characters, but inspiration is a very fickle thing. As always, please enjoy 💚
@clonexreaderbingo Square: Wrecker
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It's a beautiful summer day, and as you walk through the crowds of people your senses are filled with the smells of funnel cakes and fried oreos, and the sounds of kids screaming on the fast, colorful, rides at the midway. Today is Omega's birthday, and to celebrate she wanted to spend the day at the local fair with her brothers. Their girlfriends were also allowed to come, making for a fun family day for everyone. It's been forever since you've gone to a fair, so you're also excited.
Omega sits atop Hunter's shoulders and points out everything she wants to do, eat, and ride. Tech keeps a running list of what she says so they don't forget something, including the firework show at the end. Echo is in charge of the map to make sure they take the most efficient path. Crosshair isn't much of a fairgoer, but he would never pass up an opportunity to wipe the floor with the dads at the fair games and win Omega the biggest stuffed animal available.
Then there's you and Wrecker. He's just as excited as Omega to enjoy the fair, but what he's most excited about is the food. Fair food is the best. There's nothing quite like deep fried candy bars and cheap corndogs smothered in ketchup and mustard. You're not sure where he keeps packing it away, but you had to stop after the fried pickles and take a break. You sit down on a bench to rest for a minute, when Wrecker walks over carrying a massive red and blue slushy.
Your eyes widen. "Please tell me that's not for me."
Wrecker laughs. "It's for both of us."
"Oh, thank God," you breathe in relief. You rub your stomach when you feel it gurgle.
"Not feelin' well?" Wrecker asks as he sits down and rubs your back.
"Just ate too much," you answer. "I'll be fine in a bit."
"Guess I'll have to drink this myself then," Wrecker says.
"Knock yourself out," you chuckle.
You continue to relax on the bench under the shade of a tree while you wait for your stomach to settle. It's the middle of the day, and the sun is beating down hard and hot. Everyone is taking a break now around the same bench, making sure to hydrate so the fun can continue without issue. You also end up taking a few sips of that slushy. Omega becomes restless as she plucks pieces of grass impatiently while sitting on the ground waiting to have fun again.
"Can we go now?" Omega asks while tugging on Hunter's pant leg.
"Ten more minutes," Hunter says as he leans against the tree and looks down at Omega.
Omega flops onto her back and groans. "The fair will be closed in ten minutes."
"Actually, the fair will close in approximately eight hours," Tech adds.
 "See?" Echo says as he pats Omega's leg. "Plenty of time to enjoy the rest of the fair."
Omega sits up and rolls her eyes.
"So," you begin, while trying to change the subject, "what's next on the list?"
"Hmm," Omega thinks. "The rides! Definitely the rides."
"Are you sure you don't want to save those until it gets dark?" Echo asks. "The lights on the rides are pretty at night."
Omega pouts.
"Let the kid go on the rides," Crosshair argues. "We've got the wristbands, so we can always come back after it gets dark."
Omega's face lights up and she tugs harder on Hunter's pant leg. "Hunter, please? Can we go now? I want to go on the rides."
Hunter sighs.
"Aw, c'mon, Hunter," Wrecker says. "It's the kid's birthday."
Hunter glances at Echo and Echo shrugs. "Fine. Let's go."
"Yes!" Omega exclaims as she jumps up from the ground.
You smile at her excitement, and stretch your arms above your head as you get up from the bench. You definitely feel more rested, and your stomach has settled since you sat down and stopped eating food. You're not sure about going on any of the rides though. You love the fair as long as you stay on the ground. You mostly enjoy the little shops, stands, music, food, and the animals, but not the rides. They make your stomach queasy, but mostly, you're afraid of heights.
However, for Omega's birthday, you will play along for as much as you can, even if you stay behind to hold everyone's belongings while they go on the rides. Someone has to do it, so it might as well be you. The first ride Omega chooses is an easy one, the carousel. Now that's a ride you can handle, and everyone can still carry their belongings onto the ride. It's not too fast and not too high, just perfect for someone like you, and possibly the only ride you'll go on.
After the carousel, the group hops from one ride to the next. Your plan of staying back and holding everyone's belongings is working out very well, and so far, no one has questioned it. Wrecker knows your apprehension towards rides and fear of heights, so he doesn't have to ask. Even through his own fear of heights, he still goes on the rides with Omega and everyone else. You admire him for working through his fear, for his little sister's sake, and wish you could too.
After a couple more hours of rides, the sun starts sinking lower in the sky and the heat of the day passes, with a slight breeze blowing in from the east. You thought that Omega would be tired by now from all of the walking and rides, but no, she is still moving like she was this morning. You don't know where she gets all of the energy from, but you now understand why Hunter is so tired all of the time. Keeping up with that ball of energy must be exhausting for him.
Just as you think you'll be leaving the midway to get more snacks and drinks before the firework show, Omega pulls everyone to one last ride. The roller coaster. You look up at the colossal giant of twisting metal and lose your breath as a cart of screaming people flies by across from you. That's one big nope from you. You are happy to just stay on the ground and let everyone else fly down that hill to their deaths. You take a seat on the bench by the line and try to relax.
"C'mon," Omega says as she pulls on your hand. "We're going on the roller coaster!"
You instinctively shrink down further onto the bench. "Oh, no, Omega. I can't."
"Please?" she pleads. "I want us all to go."
"Really, I–"
"It's for the kids' birthday," Crosshair interrupts. "If I have to put up with it, so do you."
"I don't like roller coasters," you explain. "They're way too high and scary."
"The probability of getting hurt on a roller coaster is one in one hundred and seventy million," Tech adds. "You will be fine by my calculation."
Echo elbows Tech and gives him a look. "Really?"
Tech pushes his glasses up. "My calculations are never wrong."
"Guys, please," you say. "I'm really afraid of heights. I can't do it."
"Wrecker is afraid of heights," Hunter notes, "and he's gone on everything."
"Well, maybe my fear of heights and his fear of heights are different," you argue.
"Mesh'la," Wrecker says as he sits on the bench next to you. "If you sit next to me, you know I won't let anything bad happen to you."
"But–"
"Just this once," Wrecker insists. "For Omega."
You sigh and look into Wrecker's soulful eyes. "Promise nothing will happen?"
"Promise," Wrecker says with a comforting smile.
You take a deep breath and exhale slowly. "Okay, let's go before I change my mind."
"Yes!" Omega exclaims. "Roller coaster here we come!"
The wait in line for the roller coaster is rather short, so you don't get a lot of time to overthink your absolutely horrible decision. You're not sure how you let them talk you into it, but here you are, stepping into the car of a roller coaster and regretting every second of it. You chose a car in the middle of the roller coaster, because both being in the front or the back is terrifying, then Wrecker squeezes in after you. He pulls the safety bar down and drapes his arm over your shoulder.
"Wreck," you say with a shaky voice. "I don't think I can do this."
"Just hold onto me," Wrecker says. "I gotcha."
You clamp your hands onto Wrecker's arm as best you can and squeeze your eyes shut. You want to get off, but the ride hasn't even started yet. You can hear Omega in one of the cars in front of you giggling in anticipation, while you, on the other hand, are hyperventilating and hanging on for dear life. Every terrifying possibility and horrific outcome races through your mind all at once and you wonder if you should have written a will before you let yourself get on the ride.
It's too late now. You feel the car jerk beneath you and the chain clanking as it pulls the line of cars down the track and towards the first hill. Every muscle in your body is tense and you don't dare to open your eyes, but you still feel it. You feel it moving beneath you along the track and your anxiety grows when your body leans back against the hard seat as the coaster is pulled up the first hill. Every alarm bell in your head is going off, warning you that you won't survive the drop.
Then it stops, and for a moment you let yourself relax, thinking you must be at the top of the hill. Of course, where else could you be? The anticipation of what's to come overwhelms your already tense body and you steal a peek, but instantly regret it. You're up, high up, very high up, and the only way down is to let the coaster take you there, but you don't want it to move. You feel sick and you hold onto Wrecker's arm even tighter, wondering if he feels the same way.
Before you can get the answer, you're careening down the hill at top speed. The rushing wind blows your hair wildly as your stomach enters your throat as the feeling of weightlessness takes over. But before you can pass out, your weight returns, pushing your butt back down into the seat. Now that your breath is back, you can finally scream. You scream for dear life, and you're pretty sure Wrecker is having as much of a horrible time as you are, but he stays strong for you.
Thankfully, the ride comes to a stop back at the station. The safety bars release, but you've got one solid grip on the bar and another on Wrecker's arms, refusing to let go, even though the ride is over. Your body has clamped down and you're stuck. You won't even open your eyes. Even if you try to move, you know your legs will be wobbly and you'll probably fall over, or at the least look ridiculous trying to exit the ride. Then you feel two strong arms lifting you out of the seat.
"I've got you," Wrecker soothes. "You're okay."
"Am I alive?" you ask with a shaky voice, eyes still squeezed shut.
"I think so," Wrecker says, then pinches your arm.
"Ow!" you yell and open your eyes.
"Yup," Wrecker says. "Alive and well."
You can't help but laugh. "Thanks."
Wrecker smiles and gives you a soft kiss on the forehead, which you lean into to help soothe your shot nerves.
"C'mon, guys!" Omega calls. "We're gonna miss the firework show!"
"Can you handle that?" Wrecker asks.
You sigh as your body begins to relax. "As long as I get to stay on the ground I can."
"Can do," Wrecker smiles, then drops your legs so you can stand.
"Actually, can you carry me?" you ask with big doe eyes. "I'm so tired and my legs feel like jelly."
"Always," Wrecker says, then picks you back up and follows after the rest of the group.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 11 months ago
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Honeyyyyyyyyy, these were so cute 🥺
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I am a sucker for Christmas romance and thus totally hit the spot 🫶🏻
Thank you for writing them 💚💚💚
Underneath the Mistletoe
All Bad Batch Boys X F!Reader
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How you had your first kiss under some Mistletoe with your favourite Bad Batcher.
warnings: none, fluff. Mistletoe kiss, non established relationship, female reader. It’s self indulgent icl. Queued post.
authors note: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! 🎄
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Echo 🎄
The day had been long and you just could not wait to hop into your bunk, pull your blanket up to your nose and drift off to sleep. However, Omega's festivities in the Marauder had disrupted your plans. Returning from the market on the planet, she had unleashed a whirlwind of decorations, adorning the ship's interiors in a chaotic array rather than neatly hanging them. "Omega," you sighed, exasperated and pinching the bridge of your nose.
“Everything alright?” Echo had approached you from behind, looking over your shoulder at the mess before you both and you turn to him with a tight smile. “I see...”
“She’s been busy.”
"Busy making a mess," he chuckled. He swiftly joined your cleanup efforts, maneuvering through strewn tinsel and rogue baubles.
Ten minutes or so later, a relieved sigh escaped as you surveyed the tidied surroundings. "I think that's everything."
"Yeah," Echo agreed, scanning the area before his gaze lifted. "Actually, not everything."
Following his gaze upward, you noticed it too. "Oh, Mistletoe," you remarked casually, its presence dangling between the two of you. However, realisation struck a beat later, and a flustered flutter danced within you. "OH. I, uh, I should not be standing underneath it with you," you laughed nervously.
He arched a brow, puzzled at your reaction. "Why? What's Mistletoe?"
"You don't know what it is?" you exclaimed with surprise.
"Should I?" Echo's innocent inquiry showed genuine curiosity, a look that you couldn't help but find endearing.
"Well, Echo," you began, fidgeting slightly in your place, "traditionally, you're supposed to kiss me now."
His eyes widened slowly, and a discernible gulp echoed in the room. "Why?"
Shrugging lightly, you explained, "It's a tradition. I don't know the deeper meaning behind it, but when two people are under mistletoe, they're supposed to kiss."
"Oh, well, okay."
You paused, struck by his response. "Huh?"
"Huh?" Echo repeats quickly, nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
This was interesting.
Raising an eyebrow, you pointed out, "You said 'well okay,' implying you were wanting to kiss me."
He froze for a moment before clearing his throat. "I don’t see why not… nobody's here, and, uh, you look pretty tonight."
You chuckled softly at his comment although you were just in your usual attire. "Okay," you said slowly, catching him off guard by taking a small step toward him. "Kiss me, then."
Without needing a second prompt, he leaned in, capturing your lips in a swift yet tender kiss. A breathless sigh escaped your lips as you melted into the unexpected warmth of the moment. The suddenness of it all left you surprised, but perhaps this time, you wouldn’t reprimand Omega for her messy antics; just this once.
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Wrecker 🎁
Walking alongside Wrecker after a successful supply run, idle chatter filled the air as you both strolled beneath a festively decorated arch. Among the decorations, your attention snagged on a particular item.
"Look, Wrecker, Mistletoe," you pointed out.
"What's tha'?" Wrecker queried, stepping closer and standing directly beneath it. You held back, smiling as you prepared to enlighten him.
"Whenever two people are under it, you have to kiss, or you get bad luck," you explained, meeting his gaze with a playful grin.
"Oh, really?" Wrecker smirked mischievously, advancing towards you. Swiftly, before you could react, he hoisted you up, initiating an impromptu playful scuffle. Laughter rang out as he teased and taunted, attempting to maneuver you under the Mistletoe while onlookers passed by.
"Stop, Wrecker!" you pleaded amidst fits of laughter, struggling as he continued his playful pursuit, egging you on to kiss some of the people walking past. “You will get a kiss!”
Finally relenting, he released you, and you led him to believe the playful antics had reached their conclusion. Seizing the moment, as his back turned, you attempted to nudge him under the Mistletoe, expecting him to move. However, he remained rooted, not budging an inch.
He turned around with a cheeky grin, teasing, "Try again, little one." Bracing yourself, you nudged him with determination, but unexpectedly, both of you stumbled back, caught off guard.
In a stroke of luck, he caught you before you hit the ground, both of you chuckling as he steadied you. "You alrigh’?"
"Yeah," you replied with a smile. However, as you looked up at him, your eyes naturally fell upon the mistletoe positioned above his head, also looming over you. "Oh… Wrecker?"
"What- oh," he followed your gaze upward, and a sudden hush descended upon both of you.
Despite his hold on you, something in his gaze drew you in. "Don't suppose ya believe in that bad luck thing?" His voice was notably softer now.
"No... not really," you admitted.
"Still," he murmured, taking a small step closer to you, "better not risk it, right?"
"Right."
Then, his lips met yours in a gentle, unhurried kiss, igniting a sudden rush in your heart at the unexpected yet tender moment.
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Hunter 🎉
"I appreciate your help with this, I'm not really adept at this kind of decorating," Hunter confessed sheepishly as he delicately arranged some vibrant red tinsel along the control panel.
"No worries," you responded with a warm smile, "I can already picture Omega's face when she sees this!"
"Wrecker too, I'm sure," Hunter added with a matching grin, gladly assisting you by holding a box of decorations while you organized their placements.
Returning to the box after a moment, you paused, catching Hunter's attention. "I think that's everything."
Agreeing with a nod, Hunter noticed something remaining in the box—a decoration that caused a flicker of concern on his face. "Hey, what about this one?"
You recognised what he was referring to—the mistletoe you'd intentionally left behind, following the tradition it held. But Hunter seemed oblivious to its significance. "Yeah, that's mistletoe, Hunter."
"And why can't we hang it up?" Hunter asked, confusion furrowing his brow.
"Because, according to tradition, you're supposed to kiss someone under it," you chuckled, enjoying his befuddlement.
Placing the box down, Hunter inspected the mistletoe curiously. "It doesn't say that anywhere on it."
With an amused roll of your eyes, you took a playful step toward him. "Nope, it doesn't, but it's just an old tradition. A bit silly, really."
Then, the atmosphere crackled with unspoken tension as Hunter gazed at you, a sudden surge of courage propelling him forward. He'd harbored these feelings for a long time, and an intuition of his senses around you suggested that perhaps you shared similar feelings.
"Well, I see no harm in hanging it..." he declared, stepping closer until his chest almost grazed yours, putting the mistletoe on the vent just above your heads, "right here."
Your eyes widened at the subtle yet unmistakable implication, a warm rush enveloping your body. "No...me neither," you found yourself whispering, his presence clouding your senses.
Without hesitation, he closed the distance, leaning in to capture your lips with his in a passionate, lingering kiss that left you both breathless.
As he pulls away, he smiles softly and tilts his head to the side. “I think I might have to take it down,”
You raise a brow, confused, “why?”
“Let’s just say I don’t want my brothers kissing my girl.”
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Tech 🎄
“And what can you tell me about the properties of this plant right here?”
You found yourself on Felucia, dragged along by Tech for a resource-gathering mission. Initially, his impromptu botany lesson didn't bother you, but as he meticulously stopped to inspect every single flora, it became a bit tiresome.
"I don’t know, Tech," you grumbled, dragging your feet before stopping next to him to examine a simple, unassuming bush. "Is it a Buxus sempervirens or whatever?"
"Every plant has its distinct classification," he responded pointedly, "and no. There is also no plant called ‘whatever’. It’s Chamaecyparis. Did you know they can grow up to an impressive 70 feet in the wild?"
"Ah, no, I didn’t," you muttered, stifling a yawn that didn't escape his notice.
"Am I boring you?" he inquired, catching your weariness.
You felt a pang of guilt and shook your head, attributing your exhaustion to recent blasterfire and sleep deprivation. "No, sorry. Just feeling a little tired today."
He acknowledged your response, checking his device. "If my calculations are accurate, which they usually are, the ship is just southwest of here. About four klicks to walk."
"Okay, do we have everything we need before we head back?" You took a swig from your canteen, offering it to Tech, who politely declined.
"Yes, the petals we gathered from the flower are what we need for Cid’s client." As you both resumed walking, Tech made an intrigued sound and veered off from the direction of the ship.
"Tech?" You stopped and watched him curiously.
"Just a moment. I'm uncertain about the identification of this particular plant," he explained, engrossed in his investigation.
It was rare to see Tech not recognise something and so your intrigue piqued also but as you approached, you stopped just a foot away and look up at the evergreen shrub with recognisable white berriess. “That’s Mistletoe.”
Holding his scanner up to the tree, Tech turned his head in your direction. "I have not encountered this before. Do you have more information to share?"
"The berries are poisonous, so it's best not to consume them," you began, stifling a soft giggle. "Its scientific name is Viscum album and it's commonly used as decoration during winter festivities."
Impressed by your knowledge, Tech checked his scanner and found your information accurate, prompting you to continue. "You mentioned they're used for decoration?"
"Yeah," you replied, taking a small step back. "There's a tradition that if two people are under it, they're supposed to kiss. Otherwise, they'll receive bad luck." Folding your arms, you awkwardly explained the quirky custom.
Tech paused, studying the berries above him and then shifting his gaze to you. "Ah, I see. That explains why you took a step back." He adjusted his goggles and you couldn’t help but wonder if you detected a flicker of disappointment in his tone.
The air seemed to crackle with nervous energy as you shuffled on your heels, uncertain where the conversation was heading. Before you could find the words, Tech took the lead.
"If you were under this with me, I would have given you a kiss," he stated simply, a hint of confidence flickering in his demeanor, though it waned as your eyes widened at his bold declaration. "Due to it being bad luck, is all."
A smile played on your lips, and you moved a step closer to him, prompting a response. "I thought you didn’t believe in luck."
"I do not," he affirmed. "But I am rarely a man of chance either." Your heart raced as you closed the distance, standing under the mistletoe with him. "But I'd like to take the chance of kissing you right now."
Your hands found their way around his shoulders, fingers gently lacing around his neck, signaling your willingness to lean in closer. "Take the chance, then."
Tech smiled at your boldness, meeting you halfway as his lips met yours. There was a hint of hesitation at first, but as his arms enveloped you, he proved to be an unexpectedly excellent kisser.
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Crosshair 🎁
In the midst of the ship's rare tranquility, you had decided to immere yourself in a thorough cleaning session.
Lingering traces of the festivities still loitered about—the occasional stray golden and green tinsel strands and dust of artificial snow, remnants of Omega's discovery of snow in a canister.
As beads of sweat gathered on your brow, you took a moment to survey your cleaning efforts, admiring the progress made. However, your contentment was interrupted by the sight of Crosshair's gear scattered haphazardly in a corner.
Upon closer inspection, it was clear that the usual meticulous upkeep of his equipment had been neglected. Finding no harm in lending a helping hand, you grabbed a crate and seated yourself upon it and dedicated yourself to tidying up his gear.
“What are you doing Missy?”
Crosshair's voice jolted you from your concentration, and you couldn't help but flinch at the sudden sound of his low, raspy tone. Alone with him, you always found yourself a tad flustered in his captivating presence.
"Kriff, you scared me," you breathed out, a nervous smile gracing your lips as he leaned against the wall, towering above you. "I noticed your gear lying here and thought I'd give it a clean. Is that okay?"
"Suppose so," he responded, folding his arms across his chest and fixing his gaze on you. "But why?"
You shrugged, trying to hide your nervousness. "Just saw it lying there and thought it needed a bit of sprucing up." Finishing cleaning one of his pauldrons, you handed him the rag, and he inspected it with a stoic yet impressed expression.
"Are you saying I'm not looking after my stuff properly?" His question made your stomach drop, feeling a hint of nervousness at his insinuation.
"W-Well, no, but—" you stammered, caught off guard.
"Relax," he smirked, setting down his armor piece and gently tilting your chin up to meet his gaze. "I was just teasing."
Caught in a trance by Crosshair's touch, you found yourself utterly captivated, your eyes widened like saucers as you gazed up at him. Oddly enough, you realised that Crosshair seemed to engage with you more than with his brothers or Omega. The thought crossed your mind that he might, just might, be flirting with you.
"Oh, I see," you whispered, feeling the weight of his gaze as he searched your eyes. His demeanor shifted slightly as he cleared his throat and stepped back.
"You did a good job cleaning up in here and with my armor,” he comments.
And admist the serene moment after Crosshair's compliment, you teasingly asked for a "thank you," prompting a rare chuckle from him.
"Maybe," he replied but then moved his finger so it’s pointing upwards. "But you left something."
Puzzled, you followed his gesture and noticed the decoration still hanging—a mistletoe. Maintaining composure, you felt Crosshair's proximity grow, sensing a shift in his demeanor.
"So tell me, did you leave it up there on purpose?" His question held a hint of curiosity.
Seizing the unusual openness from Crosshair, you matched his tone, placing your hands on the crate beside you, meeting his gaze invitingly. "And if I did?" you playfully challenged.
Surprised by your boldness, Crosshair eventually smirked. "I think it means you and I should have a little kiss. Don’t you?"
"Don’t have to ask me twice."
Suddenly, Crosshair drew you up from your seat, drawing you close. His lips met yours in a passionate embrace, a shared kiss under the mistletoe deepening the moment. The unexpected yet cherished encounter left a thrilling yet serene ambiance within the ship, both of you momentarily caught in the lingering sensation of the kiss.
That was better than any other ‘thank you’.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch Reacting to "Happy Birthday"
Part 4: Tech
Hunter: Happy birthday!
Tech: It is not my birthday.
Hunter: Well of course it is.
Tech: It is not.
Hunter: How is it not? The four of us celebrate it on the same day!
Tech: The literary term “birthday” implies a day of a laborious birthing process, undergone by a genetic female of the homo sapient genus, who has completed approximately 280 rotations of gestation. Since we were not created through the aforementioned convetional birthing process, we cannot have birthdays.
Hunter: …
Echo: …
Wrecker: …
Omega: What does gestation mean?
Hunter: *clears throat* 
Hunter: Happy you-were-created-in-a-lab-today day!
Tech: As well as it should be. My superior intellect and ability to stay calm and focused during high-stress situations has been one of the Kaminoan’s greatest achievements.
Crosshair: Can I shoot him?
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch Reacting to "Happy Birthday"
Part 6: Echo
Tech: Hunter requested I give you creation-date felicitations.
Echo: I wasn’t created today.
Tech: I am fully aware.
Echo: …
Omega: Happy birthday!
Echo: Once again, it’s not my birthday. I’m a reg, remember? 
Omega: Not to us!
Crosshair: Speak for yourself.
Hunter: Happy birthday!
Echo: *sighs*
Hunter: We got you a cake to celebrate.
Echo: You guys really shouldn't have…
Echo: It says Happy Mother’s Day.
Hunter: *smirking*
Crosshair: I can’t believe we came from the same tube.
Wrecker: Did I miss Echo’s birthday???
Crosshair: Yes. It was last week.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch Reacting to “Happy Birthday”
Part 1: Crosshair
Wrecker: Happy birthday!
Crosshair: Bold of you to assume I could be happy on the day I got stuck with you blithering idiots.
Hunter: Don’t be mean.
Crosshair: It brings me pleasure.
Wrecker: Aw, come on, Crosshair. Have some fun!
Crosshair: Never.
Wrecker: I even have a party hat for you!
Crosshair: Over my dead body.
Hunter: That can be arranged.
*THUD*
Hunter: See? Now that wasn’t so bad, was it?
*Wrecker sitting on top of Crosshair as he attaches the party hat*
Crosshair: I hate all of you.
Omega: Aw, I love your hat!
Crosshair: If you shift your weight, you can snap my neck and put me out of my misery.
Wrecker: ...
Omega: He doesn't mean that, does he?
Crosshair: Try me.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 1 year ago
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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My friend has never seen The Bad Batch, or much of Star Wars, and she asked me to describe the plot and characters. So, of course, I had to oblige and describe this goofy found-family to her. These were my descriptions:
Hunter is the exhausted dad of the group and their fearless leader.
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Echo is the ever-careful mom of the group and brings sound reasoning to the table.
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Tech, Wrecker, and Crosshair are sibling energy to the max.
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Tech is a high-functioning calculator with autistic tendencies who will steal your heart.
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Wrecker is a strong, capable, and lovable softey that lacks certain mental capacities.
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Crosshair has enough sass to rule the galaxy and is the queen of moody one-liners.
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Omega is their adopted little sister who just wants to have a family.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch Reacting to "Happy Birthday"
Part 5: Omega
Echo: Happy birthday!
Omega: Aw, thank—
Hunter: Hey! I wanted to say it first.
Echo: Too slow.
Omega: It’s okay, really—
Wrecker: Oy! I got you a present!
Hunter: Wait, I have—
Omega: Oh wow, Wrecker! My own DC-17 blaster pistol!
Echo: Too slow again.
Hunter: *whispers* Should she have that?
Omega: Hunter? Did you say something?
Hunter: Yes, I—
Tech: I have brought forth the celebratory pastry with the cream coating and flammable wax toppers.
Echo: *snorting*
Crosshair: Make a wish so we can end this atrocity.
Omega: I wish we could all stay together forever!
Crosshair: How original.
Hunter: *sobs*  
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 2 years ago
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The Bad Batch Reacting to "Happy Birthday"
Part 3: Wrecker
Omega: Happy birthday!
Wrecker: Is it that day again???
Crosshair: No.
Omega: Yes, it is!
Wrecker: Can I smash the cake???
Crosshair: No.
Omega: It’s all yours!
Wrecker: AH, YESSSS!!!
*SMASH*
Crosshair: *wipes cake off his face*
Echo: What did I miss?
Crosshair: My last brain cell imploding.
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the-bad-batch-baroness · 1 year ago
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Captured this little image from the edits:
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Looks like the beginnings of a meme 😂
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