#tbah hc

[vennilavee]

hi sorry i've been on the side of tiktok where animals have those speak button pads and i saw one of a cat basically throw a tantrum cause it wanted to go outside but its owner said no. now just ✨tbah!momo✨i dont think levi nor oc would get it themselves, i think one of the 104 kids got it after seeing a tiktok on it but i also totally think momo would just press the "father! father! father!" button repeatedly whenever levi doesnt pay attention to her when she wants affection. also oc walking into levi ranting and momo going crazy on the buttons "father! father! scratches! father! father! food! food! food! father! food!" and levi "i'm LITERALLY making you salmon as we speak, momo. WAIT" "father! father!"

OMG the return of tbah momo<333 all momo wants is attention from her father and really who can blame her. levi just stares at oc like he's jim on the office

[poeticandvaguelysweet]

TBAH / I have this image in my head of Claire being sick or struggling after Clara and her little boys being Concerned and attentive and spending every minute in the same room as their Ma, hovering and snuggling and reading and telling her all about their day at school and kindy.

Those boys are the most attentive™. They are massively in tune with their feelings and how other people are feeling (especially their mama). It is a rare occasion that their need their dad to send them up to Claire for a snuggle, it’s usually the first thing on their minds when they walk in the door. 

They don’t push her either. Sometimes they come in with books and artwork or activities to do they never expect Claire to want to do them. They’re happy to just cuddle and talk quietly as she plays with their hair or tickles them lightly. Sometimes they read. Sometimes they colour (with pencils and crayon) but mostly they pull out Where’s Wally and pour over the pages for hours. Owen walks in to check on them and likely spots Wally in an instant. 

Claire calls them her snugglebugs. Because they’re just that, snuggly and warm little boys who are pretty glued to their mama’s side and are just as protective, if not more, than their father. She’s really just got two miniature Owen’s. They’re protective and fierce and even though they’re little, they’ll happily fight their mama’s demons for her. Thankfully she doesn’t have too many. 

[sunshinereddie]

aaahhh this was the hc that inspired ‘to build a home’ !!! except i decided to switch richie as the ghost instead but :’) i completely forgot i even made this post bc i made it so long before i actually started writing tbah

au where the tozier family moves to a new house which is across the street from a graveyard and one day when little richie is exploring the new town he stumbles into the graveyard and becomes friends with a little ghost boy named eddie who hangs out there

[vennilavee]

tbah!oc recreating horrible gross porn scenes. ex: levi coming back w the pizzas they ordered and she's all "oh no! mr. delivery man! i know i ordered this extra large sausage pizza. but i don't have the money to pay for it! is there another way i can pay, mr.delivery man?" and levi is ready to BOLT. also oc coming into levi's office, "mr. ceo sir! its late and we're all alone in the office an-" "sTOPPP" "oh do you want me to be the mrs. ceo lady? okay we can swi-" "i want PEACE for ONE day."

LMAOOOO STOPPP NOT MR DELIVERY MANNNNN oc would be like “this extra large pizza isnt the only thing with an extra large sausage on it” and levi literally doesnt speak to her for like 5 hours.  and oc’s like fine i wont do it anymore... mr. ceo sir 😭

[vennilavee]

another tbah oc trying porn scenarios out: levi&oc helping the 104 kids out w finding apartments and oc trying to play realtor. "mr. levi this is a beautiful home, i can get you a great price if you... help me out ;). " "stop trying to bend over the counter, the kids are around here, and no its not a beautiful home. its a shit apartment, the carpets never been cleaned. lets go" alsooooo lmao oc trying to play landlord, "oh no levi, looks like you're behind on rent. how will you ever make this up to me." "i'll walk out that door right now. do not test me."

NOT OC TRYING TO BE THE LANDLORD AND REALTOR. oc will be like “i think i should show you the bedroom” (which is empty).  levi is literally getting a migraine. he threatens her that he’s gonna move out (empty threat). when oc and levi buy a house together, levi will be checking a few things around the house (plumbing, wires etc) and he’ll be in the shower checking the water pressure and oc will be like :o how can i repay you for the work you’re doing around the house mr. levi and levi just leaves the premises. the 104 kids also witness these interactions and get a kick out of it. levi is like i love u (derogatory)

[vennilavee]

snow white tbah levi is gonna kill me. omg him out there doing his lil gardenin thing and randomly lil wild bunnies pop into his garden. he's 1)pissed cause now he knows who's been eating his tomatoes and 2) is awe cause look at the lil dudes. they also weirdly arent afraid of levi and get close enough for levi to pet them w his gloves on. they also let him pick them up and he's like ?!?alright who tf owns you?! he takes pics to send to oc and she comes outside quietly cause shes not gonna miss prime snow white levi experiences.

reluctant snow white levi, who finds the entire forest of squirrels, deer, even a buck, bunnies, and a fox coming and going from his garden. levi's like who invited all of you here??? but his camera roll quickly fills up with his new acquaintances and momo is happy to have some friends

[vennilavee]

i'm so soft for tbah domesticity 🥺 oc giving levi a lil kiss and he gets all wide eyed for a second cause he was so focused then a soft lil smile. they take a break to cook up lunch and levi rubs oc's neck and shoulders. lunch is paired along with small talk, levi's going off about the plants he just added to the garden and how he learned he could make nice water colors w them for painting and oc's talking about the new true crime/murder mystery book she started. levi leaning over to wipe off some sauce on her mouth and oc's picking off some of her hair that was on him. jus soft lil things. momo's sunbathing by the window. birds are chirpin in the feeder which was the previous lil diy they did together

ugh yes this is the dream. omg levi starts painting as his hobby after they finish their current diy project bc oc offhandedly mentioned that she thinks some paintings would look nice by the staircase leading upstairs. and if oc's shoulder starts irritating her while they're working on their project, he'll tell her to rest without actually telling her to- like he'll ask her to grab some tools from the side, ask her to pour them both glasses of strawberry lemonade...levi loves hearing about whatever book she's reading currently and oc has a wealth of plant knowledge bc levi is now a plant dad. of course they made a bird feeder because levi is a reluctant SNOW WHITE

[vennilavee]

lmao thinking about tbah oc jokingly trying bad porn scenes on levi and just screaming for levi in the laundry room. he runs in thinking something happened but no, it's oc on her knees half way into the dryer. "oh no! it seems i am... stuck.. how would i ever get out? oh levi! would be shame if you just moved my panties to the side and fu-" door slamming and levi's just NOPEing right out of there.

levi will promptly walk the fk out or try to push her in the dryer bc she wants to act up so bad. he just shakes his head and is like who made u like this...the man really thought that the machine broke or that oc was hurt. instead she’s wiggling her ass in front of him while being inside the damn dryer. what is her deal. this is the woman he loves. so now what.

[vennilavee]

i saw this tiktok of a cat outside a shop with a note above it saying "this cat is a Liar. she's wellfed and loved by everyone. do not let her in the store." and just tbah momo, who likes to pretend she's starved when erwin and the others come over to see levi&oc. momo meows loudly and give everyone her Big Eyes look. levi's like "i didnt raise you to be a LIAR." makes a post-it note with "LIAR⬇️" written on it above momo's bed.

lmaooo levi would definitely do this and in retaliation, oc sticks a post-it note with “LIAR” written on it on levi’s forehead when he’s sleeping. and proceeds to send it to the groupchat

[vennilavee]

thinkin more about tbah oc&levi's lil pool. oc trying to get levi to think about a pool by buying pretty bathing suits and modeling them for him just for levi to say "you kno, if we had a pool, you could just go nude." and now oc's trying to map out how they could fit a decently sized pool in their backyard and justify the cost and water waste. too late tho, levi's like "no, go clean and fill up that $30 kiddie pool, sweetheart."

tbah oc is a fan of one piece suits and levi is too hehe LMAO levi is like we are not building a pool just so you can wear bathing suits and seduce me. you don’t need a pool for that. levi has pictures of oc modeling next to the kiddie pool LMAO he’s like watch out sports illustrated and oc pulls him into the pool too as retribution. oc tells him to get nude himself bc his pale ass could use some sun

[vennilavee]

tbah oc telling levi after he rails her in their yard, "so you like lonely lil housewifes?" "no. i like you in a dress with your tits out, shoving my hand down your panties" "...maybe we should get a pool... i think the pool boy fantasy can work" "absolutely not."

levi thanks the stars and whatever god is out there that their yard is too small for a pool. at least that’s one fantasy he doesnt have to deal with. and if oc shows up in the yard with new sundresses pretty often with a glass of peach lemonade/rose lemonade/raspberry lemonade during summer days then levi is sure as hell not gonna complain

[vennilavee]

tbah oc reading a book on the couch and levi on the floor doing a puzzle when oc looks up and asks "where's momo btw?" cue momo popping her head out of levi's hoodie's neck hole and levi trying not to laugh cause momo pawed at his hoodie over 15mins ago so he let her in and she was just fumbling around til she heard oc's voice.

THAT’S SO CUTE oc is like i get it momo, if i could fit in levi’s hoodie i would stay there forever too. ugh imagine momo pawing at levi’s chest and his chin. momo pops her head out like Henlow!!! good evening! 

[vennilavee]

tbah oc in a nurse outfit dndksksks levi's gonna lock her in a room for the night while he goes to bed. them driving home from work, "oh! mr taxi man! i don't have enough mon-" "i will drop you off at the next mcdonalds and keep driving. do not finish that sentence if you want to go home in this car."

NOT LEVI LOCKING HER IN A ROOM BEFORE HE GOES TO BED LMAOOO i hate them both LMFAO she mostly does this to get a rise out of him bc it’s funny LMAo levi will usually kiss her before he starts driving and he doesnt even do that bc he is wary of her intentions. levi lectures her every time

[vennilavee]

If it's ok, could we hear about more hcs you have that haven't been posted? I remember in the original hc post you said you had lots more and I'm all here for them if you're comfortable with sharing. Thank you for delivering some great fics! ♥

i’ll do some for boxer/grad au and tbah!! bc they have been on the Brain as of late

boxer/grad au:

their areas of study aren’t even in the same discipline- oc thought levi was intimidating and intense the first time she saw him at the coffee shop close to their campus

she ignored his entire presence because she went to that coffee shop to study and have her fav pastry and coffee 

she sees him there pretty frequently, with others sometimes and sometimes alone. sometimes he looks at her but she doesnt notice

you’re friends with nanaba and that’s how levi comes to know you

one of the first times he speaks to you is when you accidentally walk into his recitation hall instead of your own (you’re a TA as well)

his class goes dead quiet because everyone knows levi hates people are late for class but levi just stares at you lmao

“Why are you in my class,” levi asks

“why are you in my-oh” and then you run out lmao

some random dating hc’s.

many of your dates are study dates, considering the vigor of both of your grad courses

bUT you still make time to make sure the other feels special every so often

the first time you go to his boxing match, it’s before you both are actually together and you can’t stand to watch him get hurt like that so you go to the locker room and contemplate leaving but he wins and he finds you and kisses you right there

tbah:

levi is from the underground himself (as it exists in canon, it exists in this modern au) and erwin is still the one who helped him get out

isABEL AND FARLAN are still alive ok

when oc and levi move into their own House together, levi decides he wants to learn how to Build Stuff

So he builds a lil coffee table on his own and sands and glazes it over all by himself. oc wants to help but levi’s like i wanna do one thing for us in this house (and for you)

levi and oc like building stuff together and putting stuff together. like furniture and things like that

it’s been said before but levi loves cooking and oc loves baking

levi is an extreme couponer and has his coupons in a lil bag in one of the kitchen drawers

[vennilavee]

This is random but, I feel like TBAH OC is so scared of shower sex bc she's terrified she's gonna just bust her ass, so Levi's like "Well lemme hold you then,", but OC's still like "NO! What if YOU fall??? then we're both fucked" but she loves sex after showers when she's feeling herself. Like, OC will come out the bathroom like "hey ;)" with a fluffy robe on and will lay on the bed trying to seduce Levi. He's telling her "what was even the point of washing up" but he's still untying her robe

levi will try to get oc in the mood in the shower and oc will immediately be like ...no. 

oc owns fluffy robes and silk robes tbh. oc will be laying in bed in just her robe and levi’s like okay...so youre just gonna lay in MY bed unmoisturized...OKAY??? and why is levi always being snarky but then untying SOMETHING in every au. like man just admit that ur horknee. it’s ok. 

[vennilavee]

there's a tiktok trend of john mulaney's audio going "i just washed my hands, that's why they're wet... no other reason." for people to use with something they do and then their secret intention behind why they do it. and some of them are actually kinda cute so like one guy's was "i buy my gf clothes cause i like spoiling her... i like railing her in them." and another's was "i like missonary cause its more intimate... i like seeing her tummy rolls." and just?? the first one is very perp!levi behavior. buying oc cute clothes and then heading back to his apartment where he's like "cmon, princess. put on a fashion show, lemme see the stuff you got." and oc's just "😳 oh we're doing THIS. okay. yeah." but the second one? all the levi's do this. i think you've said tbah!oc was a bit thicker than levi and like absolutely. maybe it's cause I'M chubby and it's for my own personal gain but i'm always like "this man loves his soft bitches. no doubt."

ty all for sending me tiktok trends/tiktoks you’ve watched bc i dont have the app and likely will never download it 😌

and second of all those are really cute!! the first one is definitely perp levi- can you imagine levi saw oc searching for cute clothes/lingerie and levi sees what she’s searching for and surprises her by buying it. and she’s like huh??? and levi’s like what? you wanted these right? lemme see you wear them then... (catch oc in savagexfenty, miss rihanna never misses)

yeah ive said that tbah oc is thicker than levi and i implied the same in TSOAF but honestly LEVI LOVES HIS SOFT BITCHES and you know what all of his bitches are soft bitches. and that’s that. and also yes levi loves missionary too bc it’s intimate, and the eye contact and levi can see everything 😌