#tawa kayo

[klien2000]

could you draw a Chibi Crowley and Chibi Aziraphale?

Idk if this ask is from my latest art post, but I did a quick doordle of them in chibi form alongside this biting one. Hope you like it! [⁠ᓀ⁠˵⁠▾⁠˵⁠ᓂ⁠]👍

[wonyoiz]

Pa-umaga; Jungwon filo smut au 🔞

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taglish, cuss words, teasing, laplapan, kantutan, car fun BASTA BASTOS BAWAL SA BATA

You would be lying if you said his last message didn’t make you need him more. Lagi kayong nag ba-bar to unwind before or after a good fuck. Madalas niyong ginagawa ito, for thrill they say. The night would either end well or end with a mukhang-hindi-mabasa written on your face dahil sa selos. Jungwon often wears his black eyeglasses outside which makes him look nerd, pulling girls left and right, and he knows damn well you don’t like the idea of it. Sinasadya niyang pag-selosin ka dahil tinitigasan siya whenever you act possessive. Girls usually think of him as someone who is pure as milk, nerd, and innocent that makes them want to use him. Little did they know that the innocent guy they know is the same guy who’s begging you, dominating you, and of course, fucking you.

He becomes a completely different person the moment he’s alone with you or even just when he catches sight of you. Ganiyan kalala tama niya sa’yo na baka kahit isang haplos lang ng kamay mo sa hita ni Jungwon ay tigasan na siya and you’d always end up getting fucked.

You eventually made your way back to your table, and Jungwon soon followed. The moment his hand rested on your waist, accompanied by a subtle squeeze, it was as if a jolt of electricity coursed through you, leaving you visibly stunned. You’re aware sa kung ano ginagawa niya dahil alam niya rin kung gaano kayo nagtitimpi hawakan ang isa’t isa. Inusog ka niya sa harapan niya at biglang idiniin ang katawan sayo, tangina damang dama mo yung tumutusok sa pwetan mo and it’s hard as fuck. Parang kinikiliti ka sa leeg mo dahil sa hangin na lumabas sa pag-tawa ni Jungwon. He leaned in close to your neck and whispered, “Dama mo?”

Tumawa na naman siya bago idiin lalo, slowly thrusting his clothed dick behind you. “Tigas ‘di ba? Kasalanan mo ‘yan.”At dahil puta ka, you can’t help but let out a soft moan. Umupo agad siya na parang wala lang nangyari. Kitang kita na naman sa mukha mo yung inis dahil sa pambibitin ni Jungwon

As Jungwon sat down, a smirk played on his lips, fully aware of the frustration he was causing you. He casually took a sip from his drink, eyes never leaving yours, as if daring you to make the next move. The heat between you was palpable, and every nerve in your body was on edge, craving his touch and the release he so expertly withheld.

Finally, unable to take it any longer, you leaned over the table, your voice low and dripping with desire. "Quit teasing. Alam mo naman kung ano gusto kong mangyari.”He raised an eyebrow, feigning innocence, but the glint in his eyes told you he was far from done playing. "Oh? And what exactly do you want, baby?" he asked, his tone laced with mockery

"Don't play dumb," you shot back, frustration evident in your voice. "You know damn well what I want." He chuckled, a deep, throaty sound that sent shivers down your spine.

"Maybe I do," he said, leaning in closer until his lips were just inches from yours. "But where's the fun in giving in so easily?"

You clenched your fists, trying to control the overwhelming urge to drag him out of the bar and into the nearest dark corner. But before you could respond, he stood up, grabbing your hand and pulling you with him.

"Tara na." he said, his voice suddenly serious, leaving no room for argument.

Jungwon's grip on your wrist tightened as he led you swiftly out of the alley and toward his car. Jungwon's grip on your wrist tightened as he led you swiftly out of the alley and toward his car.

The moment the door closed, he was on you. His hands found your waist, pulling you onto his lap as he settled into the driver’s seat. The interior was dim, shadows playing across his face, highlighting the dark, hungry look in his eyes. You could barely catch your breath before his lips crashed into yours, the kiss aggressive and desperate. His hands roamed your body with purpose, gripping your hips, meeting each other's thrusts in perfect sync. Ramdam na ramdam mo yung hulma ng tite ni Jungwon kahit naka pantalon siya.

“Ah.. Kanina mo pa ako binabaliw, tangina.” Jungwon moaned between kisses, his voice rough with need. His hands slid up your thighs, fingertips brushing close between your legs.

“Putangina?” He finally noticed. “Ito ba dahilan?” Walang sabing hinawakan ni Jungwon ang puke mo, slowly rubbing your clit.

“Do you wear skirts to flaunt how much of a slut you are? Kailan mo pa tinanggal panty mo?” Hindi ka na halos makasagot because of the pleasure he’s giving you. Ungol lang ang tanging sagot mo sa tanong niya kaya’t binilisan niya pa lalo ang paghimas sa puke mo at saka pinasok ang dalawang daliri, making you grip on his shoulders tightly.

“Ah.. kanina.. sa cr— Fuck you..” apat na daliri na ang pinasok niya matapos mong sumagot. You can feel every inch of his fingers—neither too large nor too small, but perfectly sized to fit inside you. The sensation is intense, as the fingers press and curl against your sensitive walls, hitting just the right spots. Each movement and touch is precise, creating waves of pleasure that seem perfectly tailored to your body’s needs.

Ang isang kamay niya naman ay pumunta sa baba mo sabay sabi ng “Tongue, baby.” Agad mo rin naman siyang sinunod na para bang you’re made to obey whatever he says. Nilabas mo ang dila mo bago ka niya sunggaban ng halik. Dila sa dila.. he swirled his tongue inside your mouth. Alam na alam niya kung ano ang gagawin, kabisado niya na rin ang bawat parte ng katawan mo and it never failed to impress you. Marami ka nang nakahalikan pero iba si Jungwon. He’s just too good for you.

You moaned into his mouth, the sound swallowed by the intensity of his kiss as your hips instinctively rocked against him, seeking friction. But just as the tension reached its peak, Jungwon pulled back with a smirk on his lips.

“Sa tingin mo laplap lang ibibigay ko sa’yo?” he murmured, voice dripping with dark amusement as he gripped your hips firmly, stopping your movements. You whined in protest, trying to grind against him, but his hold was unyielding.

“Please, Jungwon…” you begged, your voice barely above a whisper, laced with desperation.

“Can’t hear you, baby.” he teased, raising an eyebrow as he stared into your eyes, savoring every second of your submission.

Napakagat ka sa labi mo dahil alam mong nang-aasar na naman yung isa, the taste of the alcohol he drank still lingers on your tongue. “Please, just fuck me already.”

Jungwon's eyes darkened, a low chuckle rumbling from his chest as he leaned in close, lips brushing your ear. “Marunong ka naman pala mag-salita,” he whispered, the words sending a shiver down your spine.

In one swift motion, he tugged down the fabric of your skirt, revealing just enough of what he wanted. His fingers swiftly and skillfully reached your pussy, tracing delicate circles, eliciting a sharp gasp from your lips.

“Fuck, basang-basa…” he muttered, his voice filled with satisfaction as he continued his torturous teasing, his fingers never giving you the full relief you craved. “All because of a little teasing in the bar?”

Tanging pag-tango lang ang nasagot mo sa kanya, barely able to form words as his fingers worked their magic. But just when you thought he might finally give you what you wanted, he stopped, pulling his hand away completely. You were about to speak, but the look in his eyes silenced you.

Without warning, Jungwon unbuttoned his jeans, releasing his hardened length, the sight of it making your mouth water. He didn’t waste any time; he gripped your hips and positioned you above him, the head of his cock brushing against your entrance.

“Let’s quit with the teasing. Kantutin na kita, please..”

You didn’t need to be told twice. You slowly lowered yourself onto him, moaning loudly as he stretched you, filling you up completely. The sensation was overwhelming, a mix of pleasure and pain that had your head spinning. Tangina, ang laki niya.

Jungwon let out a guttural groan as he bottomed out inside you, his hands still gripping your hips, guiding your movements. “Mhmm- Fuck, ang sarap mo,” he hissed through gritted teeth as he began to thrust up into you, setting a brutal pace that had you seeing stars.

Napapaliyad ka na sa bawat hagod ng tite niya sa loob ng puke mo habang si Jungwon naman ay napapakagat na ng labi as he throws his head back because of how tight you are kahit ilang beses ka na niyang napasukan.

You couldn’t hold back your cries of pleasure as he fucked you hard, each thrust driving you closer to the edge. The car was filled with the sounds of your desperate moans and the slick, wet noises of your bodies colliding. His hand found its way to your neck, fingers wrapping around your throat with just enough pressure to make you feel even more powerless under his control.

“Nakikita mo ba sarili mo?” Jungwon asked, his grip on your neck tightening as he pounded into you relentlessly. “Halos kilala ka na nga sa uni bilang santo pero here you are.. so fucking desperate for my cock.” Hindi ka na naman makasagot dahil sa pagsunggab niya sa leeg mo, leaving marks for people to see.

“Only I get to fuck you like this, naiintindihan mo ba?” he asked, waiting for your answer.

“Yes,” you gasped, barely able to breathe as the pressure of his hand and the intensity of his thrusts pushed you closer and closer to your climax “Ikaw lang.”

“Good,” his voice thick with lust as he drove into you harder, his thrusts becoming more erratic. “Because I’m not stopping until you’re begging me to.”

And he didn’t. He kept you on the edge for what felt like an eternity, pulling you back from the brink of release only to push you closer again, until you were nothing but a mess in his arms.

Jungwon looks so hot under you.. na kahit sa simpleng pagtulo ng pawis niya eh nalilibugan ka. You’re riding him pero he doesn’t let you do all the work and that’s what you like about him compared sa mga dating naka fubu mo, mga makasarili amputa sariling libog lang iniisip. You two have been fucking for almost four months already and you would be lying kapag sinabi mong hindi mo siya gusto romantically. Typical lore na nahuhulog sa ka-fubu. Lala ng attachment issues mo par. Paano ba naman kasi, after care niyang ipag-luto at alagaan ka kaya sinong hindi mahuhulog sa ganiyan?

…

And fucking finally, when you couldn’t take it anymore, when every nerve in your body was screaming for release, Jungwon gripped your hips tightly and slammed you down onto him one last time, sending you crashing over the edge into oblivion. You screamed his name as the pleasure washed over you in waves, your body convulsing around him as he continued to fuck you through your orgasm, drawing out every last bit of pleasure until you were completely spent.

With a final, deep thrust, nilabas ni Jungwon ang tite niya bago labasan nang tuluyan, nanginginig pa siya habang tumatalsik sa katawan mo ang tamod niya. He held you tightly against him, his breathing heavy and ragged in your ear.

For a moment, neither of you moved, both of you too lost in the aftermath of what had just happened. But eventually, Jungwon loosened his grip on you, his hands gently stroking your back as you caught your breath, He gently brushed the hair away from your face, tucking it behind your ears with a tender touch.

Jungwon gently pulled you off his lap, carefully adjusting you so you were seated beside him in the shotgun seat. His touch was now tender, a stark contrast to the rough, demanding energy of a moment ago. At dahil bare minimum enjoyer ka, kuhang-kuha ka na naman ni Jungwon.

He reached over to grab a small, clean towel from the glove compartment and handed it to you. "Here," he said softly, his voice warm and reassuring. "Clean up."

As you finished cleaning yourself up, he took the towel from you and tossed it aside, then pulled you into a gentle hug. Wala na, baliw ka na ata talaga sa kaniya. His arms were warm and comforting, wrapping around you protectively. "Ayos ka lang?" he asked, his tone sincere.

You nodded, leaning into his chest. "Of course."

He stroked your hair, his fingers running soothingly through the strands. "I'm sorry if I got too rough," he said, his voice filled with genuine regret. “Sarap mo kasi,” biro niya, kahit totoo naman.

Hinampas mo siya nang mahina sa braso pero gago kinilig ka lang dahil naramdaman mo ang biceps niya, lumalaki na talaga lalo ang katawan niya dahil sa pag g-gym. Even his chest were much bigger than last month.

“Tara na hatid na kita.”

You smiled, appreciating the thoughtfulness behind his offer. "Sure," you said, feeling a warm glow at the way he was taking care of you.

Jungwon nodded, starting the car with a smooth motion. He drove effortlessly, his left hand resting on the window while his right hand guided the wheel. Occasionally, he glanced at you with a warm smile.

[written4seung]

wet the bed

— napilit ng mga kamag-anak mo sa gathering ng pamilya niyo ang boyfriend mong si heeseung na sumayaw ng trend na wet the bed. but as funny as it may sound, it still turned you on.

Pairing: heeseung x reader

Genre: fluff, crack(?), suggestive

Language: tagalog - english

Warnings: filipino christmas gatherings/reunions, suggestive jokes from elders, heeseung forced to dance for a game 💀, established relationship.

a/n: merry christmas! eto regalo ko sainyo rawr 😭 enjoy! (kahit nangangalawang na writing skills ko at maiksi lang ito)

“Sige na, heeseung, hijo, sumali ka na,” kantsaw ng tita mo sa boyfriend mong nakakapit sa braso mo at halos nakasuksok na sa balikat mo habang umiiling.

Niyayaya kasi nila itong sumali sa pagalingan daw sumayaw nung sikat na trend sa tiktok na wet the bed kasama ang ilan sa mga pinsan mo at ang mga jowa din ng iba kong pinsan.

“Magaling kang sumayaw, di ba, hee?” Tanong naman ng tito mong kanina lang ay kasama ni hee na magkaraoke at magkwentuhan. Nabanggit ata nito dati na sumasayaw siya sa university niyo dahil madalas din silang magkwentuhan kapag may reunion.

“Hindi po hehe,” nahihiyang tawa at bulong nito. Tinignan mo naman ito upang ipakitang hindi ka naniniwala dahil magaling naman talaga siya ngunit tila ba sinasabihan ka niya na makisakay na lang sa pamamagitan ng mga tingin niya.

“Go, kuya hee!” Sigaw naman ng bata mong pinsan na nilalaro at binibiro niya rin kanina.

Napatingin na lang si heeseung sa paligid niya at nang makitang tinanguan siya ng papa at mama mo ay sayo niya naman ibinaling ang tingin. Nagpapaalam ito kung okay lang aba sayong sumali siya.

“Ikaw bahala, mahal. Kung ayaw mo naman talaga, okay lang naman. Maiintindihan naman nila yun. Gusto mo ba?” Tanong mo.

“Kung gusto nila and sasaya sila, okay lang. Gusto ko,” pagtango niya dahilan ng bahagyang pagsigaw ng mga kamag-anak mo.

“Kaya mo yan, Seung!” Pagcheer mo dito habang tumatayo ito. Sumama ito sa hanay ng iba pang mga kasali. Napaka-ayos ng tayo nito doon- nasa likod ang mga kamay, tipid na nakangiti at pinipigan ang tawa sa gagawin, at nakayuko sa hiya habang iniipon lahat ng lakas ng loob niya.

Tumayo na rin kayo ng mga kasama mong manuod lalo na ang mga nagvvideo upang mas makita at masuportahan sila nang ayos.

Nang nagsimulang tumugtog ang kanta ay naghiyawan halos ang lahat. Hindi pa masyadong sumasayaw ang mga kasali at gumagalaw lang sa pwesto kasabay ang saliw ng kanta habang hinihintay.

“Go, heeseung!” Sigaw ng isa mong ate na pinsan nang lumapit na ang chorus upang asarin ang boyfriend na kasali rin. Pinadilatan ito ng mata ng boyfriend kaya sumigaw ito ulit upang i-cheer naman ang boyfriend talaga.

Halos sinuportahan din ng karamihan si hee. Boto kasi talaga sakanya ang pamilya mo kahit noong unang pakilala mo palang sakanya, mas mahal na nga ata siya nila kaysa sayo.

Pumalakpak ka lang at nginitian siya nang halos abot tenga nang makita mong nakatingin siya sayo.

Para namang nawala ang mabait na heeseung na ipanapakita niya sa mga kamag-anak mo nang ayusin niya ang pagsayaw niya sa chorus. Bigay na bigay siya sa bawat steps na giangawa niya lalo na sa facial expressions. Para lang kapag nagpperform siya sa university.

Nakatitig lang ito sayo sa chorus na para bang anytime ay gagapangan ka o papatungan para halikan and all. Kumindat pa ito sayo sa step kung saan ay ipinunas niya ang hinlalaki sa mga labi niya. Dahil dito ay nagsigawan din ang lahat.

Natameme ka naman at nanlaki lang mata nang halos ibigay niya ang lahat niya sa pagkaldag.

Tangina, parang yung bayo lang sakin last week nung nanggigil siya sakin ah.

“Namumula si y/n!!” Pang-asar ng tita mo sayo nang mapansin ka.

“Huy bat ka namumula, ha, girl?” Tanong naman sayo ng pinsan mong pinakaclose mo habang tinataas baba ang kilay na para bang alam na agad kung anong tumatakbo sa isip mo.

“Blush po yan, make up yan!” Pagkumbinsi mo sakanila lalo na nang dumako ang mata mo sa mga magulang mong natatawa.

Nakayukong tumatawa naman si heeseung nang bumalik sa tabi mo. Niyakap ka nito mula sa likod mo at isinuksok ang mukha sa batok mo.

“At dahil sa taas ng kaldag mo, kuya hee, ikaw daw ang panalo sabi nila tito!” Pag announce naman ng mga nakababata mong pinsan na naghohost. Binigyan naman nila ng ampao si heeseung dahil sa pagkapanalo.

Umupo na kayo nang magmove na sa susunod na laro ang mga kamag-anak mo. Nasa sandalan naman ng monoblovk mong upuan ang braso ni heeseung. Maya maya ay hinahaplos na ng daliri nito ang balikat mong kita dahil sa spaghetti strap dress mo.

“Ano, okay ba sayaw ko kanina?” Tanong nito na hindi mo alam kung nagtatanong ba talaga o nangaasar lang dahil sa reaksyon mo kanina.

“Okay naman” tipid kong sagot.

“Okay naman ‘no? Namula ka dahil sa sayaw ko,” ngayon ay sigurado ka nang nang aasar ito lalo na dahil sa mga nakaloloko niyang ngiti.

“Blush on nga yun,” pagdepensa mo.

“Sakin ka pa magsisinungaling,” tumawa ito. “Eh hindi ka naman nagblush kanina. Kasama mo naman ako sa kwarto ah.”

“Ay nako ewan ko sayo,” sagot mo.

“Di nga, seryoso, kumusta naman sayaw ko?” Tanong nito habang hindi mo siya matignan sa mga mata niya.

“Magaling syempre, nakakapogi…” napatingin ka dito at nahalata nitong may gusto ka pa atang sabihin.

“at? may gusto ka pang idagdag?” pagngiti nito nang pang asar.

“Hot.” Sagot mo sabay akmang tatayo

“Hoy, hoy, dito ka lang, mahal,”pabulong nitong pagpigil sayo habang natatawa.

“Ayoko na sayo, nakakainis ka, nang aasar!” Pabulong mong pagsagot dito.

“Hindi na nga,” pagtawa nito. “Sorry na.”

Pilit mong pinagdidikit ang mga binti mo dahil sa mga naiisip mo at napansin naman yun ni heeseung kaya’t hinawakan niya ang hita mo sabay lapit sayo para bumulong, “tara sa kwarto?”

Hinampas mo naman ang kamay niyang nasa hita mo, “sira ka talaga! Mamaya marinig pa tayo o mahuli.”

“Hindi yan. Bilis na, habang busy pa sila dito sa baba,” inilipat nito ang kamay na nasa hita mo papunta sa bewang mo upang patayuin ka.

“Tara na,” hindi ka na rin humindi sakanyang yaya at tumayo nalang din. Pumuslit kayo ng alis habang walang nakakapansin sainyo

ayoko na 😭 okay na yan 😭 hindi ko na naproofread huhu sorry sa mga typos

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[atsuwiee]

ushijima “diba sinabi ko umuwi ka na?” wakatoshi.

⋆.✧̣̇˚. | hindi mo rin alam ba’t siya ganito e, basta nalang sumusulpot pag nasa school ka tas late na.

genre: senior!ushijima wakatoshi au, short oneshot, fluff warnings: grammatical errors, not proofread, written in filipino/tagalog

xian’s note: senior ushijima brainrot bc i’m missing my senior crush na mag graduate na hay

“hindi ba sabi ko umuwi ka na?” you hear the familiar voice and look towards it. “oh ikaw nanaman?” oo, siya nanaman. “uwi ka na sabi e, tignan mo mag didilim na tas nandito ka pa” sabi ni ushijima. nasa organization room ka pa, inaayos yung gamit para sa next event, kaya napa-late ka nanaman na uwi.

“eh ikaw ba’t nandito ka pa?” “may training kasi ako, alam mo na ‘yun”

daming eme naman neto sa buhay, you sighed and cleaned up the room muna. “y/n sabay na…” napalingon ka uli, ay org-mate mo lang pala. he stopped sa entrance ng room, standing next to ushijima, he was small compared to him.

“…tayo” he finished what he said napatingin lang so ushijima sainyong dalawa. “sasama na siya sakin,” sabi naman ni ushijima. “huy—?” sabi mo naman tas tumango nalang ‘tong org-mate mo. “ay oh sige, ingat kayo!” sabi niya, tas umalis na rin.

“ba’t mo ba sila tinatakot?” “‘di ko man ah, not my fault they get intimidated by me”

nga naman, ‘di kasalanan ni ushijama ba’t sila natatakot sakanya, napatawa ka nalang. “hatid na kita,” sabi ni ushijima at tuluyan pumasok sa room. “hindi na kaya ko na ‘to, may training ka pa diba?” sabi mo na patanong, he didn’t mind what you just said, acting as if wala siyang narinig.

“akin na bag mo,” sabi niya. “‘di kaya ko na nga ‘to—“ sinabi mo sabay kuha sa bag mo. “sabi ko akin na, ‘wag ka na makulit, hahatid na kita.” sinabi ni ushijima sabay kuha sa bag mo na hawak hawak mo kanina. “dilim na nga eh tas gusto mo umuwi ka pa mag isa” he muttered pero rinig na rinig mo pa ‘din. “sorry po,” sabi ko sabay tawa na rin habang palabas na kami ng school.

“‘wag ka nga nag p-po sa’kin, you’re making me sound old” kontra ni ushijima. “eh mas matanda ka naman talaga sa’kin ah?” sinabi ko, kasama na rin ng tawa. “senior ka na kasi… sus,” you say with a little ‘tsk’ sound.

“you’ll just miss me once i graduate,” sabi niya sabay tawa, he isn’t like this always, pero moments like this always get you hooked onto him. “ma-feeling!” you say with a small laugh.

tinignan ka lang ni ushijima, but his gaze— it was a sweet gaze. mas bumilis pa pag tibok ng puso niya pag nakikita niya ang ngiti mo.

corny niya ‘no? lakas maka haitd sundo sa’yo kala mo jowa mo na. eh wala siguro pakipot lang ‘to o gusto niya pa ng pogi points para makuha naman puso mo.

the laughter died down pero one question stays im ushijima’s mind and that is,

“y/n, pwede ba kita ligawan?”

[poleeeng]

yung tawang tawa kayo sa isa’t isa HAHHAHAHA. no dull moments with youuu!

sayang wala pa dito si nic :(

[strwbmei]

may naimagine lang ako. pano kaya magrereact si cabernet at eirene kapag nakita nila s/o nila na naglalaro lang ng pjsk or ml sa tablet nila tapos bigla lang hinagis AHAHHA

sisigaw pa tapos muntikan ng punitin ang buhok sa galit 😭😭😭

“putanginang yan WALANG KA SILBE”

pagkatapos ng breakdown obviously magcacalm down ulit 😭😭😭

andun lang ung mga babae prang “😨 what on earth happened”

TAWA AKO NG TAWA PUTANGINA 😭😭😭😭😭😭

HWHWHWHWHWHWHSHA bigla ba namang nabaliw

Tahimik lang kayo tas biglang may maghahagis ng tablet at magmumura ng sobrang lakas

Kala mo sinusumpa na buong bumbunan nila sa sobrang galit eh HWHQHHAHAAHAHABAH

[solreix]

tsukishima kei is her best friend. it should not be more than that.

ilang on and off relationship na ba ni tsukishima ang nasaksihan niya, at ilang on and off friendship na rin ang nagkaro'n sa kanila dahil tuwing may partner si tsukishima, siya na ang umiiwas.

yet, both of them still acknowledged the fact that they were best friends since diapers. magkaibigan ang nanay nila. kaya naman tuwing family outing, nasa kanila siya, o si tsukishima ang nasa kanila.

that's why when she heard about this family outing, she's so frustrated because she's getting more and more transparent with her feelings. tanga kasi siya. kapag bestfriend, bestfriend lang dapat.

tulad ngayon.

hindi naman siya ganito ka-problemado noon. kaya lang, it has just been a week when she realized her feelings for him. at sa linggong iyon, nagagamit niya ang pagka-busy sa finals para maiwasan ang isa.

pero hindi niya iyon magagawa ngayon. that's why even though she's been shaking, she remained on the pool. tulala lang siyang nakasandal sa pader, bandang gitna, nakalubog hanggang balikat niya. she wanted to go, change, and eat but she could still hear his polite chuckles. panigurado, kapag nakita siya nitong umahon, lalapit ito sa kaniya.

"ate, hindi ka pa ba aahon? nilalamig ka na ah."

gulat siyang lumingon sa pinsan nang nagsalita ito. "hindi pa. gusto ko pa maligo!" at dinugtungan niya ito ng tawa para kapani-paniwala.

she doubt it's as believable as she believed it would be dahil naningkit lang ang mata ng pinsan. "iniiwasan mo ba si kuya kei?"

nanlaki ang mata niya. ganoon na ba siya ka-obvious?

"hindi ah! why would i?"

"crush mo na, 'no?"

"hindi rin!" winisikan niyo ito ng tubig. "ano ba 'yan, sab, kung ano-ano na lang iniisip mo. magswimming ka na nga lang," suway niya dahil lalo lang tumindi ang tibok ng puso niya.

sab's grin widened. instead of going away as she instructed, she just went beside her, and leaned on the wall also. "ang obvious kayang iniiwasan mo siya. dati kapag ganito halos hindi na kayo mapaghiwalay. pa'no hindi ka marunong lumangoy pero ang hilig-hilig mong pumunta sa dulo, lagi tuloy nakabuntot sa'yo si kuya kei." humalakhak ito. "mangiyak-ngiyak ka pa one time kasi akala mo malulunod ka na. as if hahayaan ni kuya kei 'yon!"

umirap siya, ramdam ang pamumula ng pisngi. sa kilig? sa hiya? hindi niya na alam. "eh hindi naman ako nagdudulo ngayon kaya hindi kami magkasama."

"that's what i've been saying! you're not risking going over there kasi alam mong kapag ginawa mo 'yon, pupunta rito si kuya kei." kumindat pa ang nakababatang pinsan.

"ang talino mo masyado, 'no?" sarkastiko niyang sagot.

"ako lang 'to—ay! kuya kei!"

nanlaki ang mata niya dahil sa sinabi nito. she was about to swim away but she already felt his big hand on her head.

"hindi ka pa ba aahon?"

still, she didn't look at him as she shook her head. "gusto ko pa magswimming."

before she could swim again, sab already held her arms. "don't believe her kuya! ikaw na bahala sa kaniya, akala mo ngayon lang nakaligo eh."

"kulit naman!" she whined.

"nanginginig ka na, tanga." si tsukishima iyon.

umirap siya. finally, nilingon niya na ang kaibigan at nakitang nakaumang na ang braso nito sa kaniya. hinayaan niyang hilahin siya nito paahon sa pool, pero kung nasa normal na estado siya, malamang ay hinila niya na ito sa tubig.

as she felt tsukishima's hand on her arms, she couldn't help but get angrier at herself. alam niya naman kasing wala sa mga kamag-anak niya ang nakatingin o nanghuhusga sa kanila dahil normal occurrence na lang ito. wala namang bago sa pakikitungo ni tsukishima sa kaniya, pero ito siya at nag-iinarte.

"so, what makes you stay in that pool kahit obvious na hindi mo kaya?"

nilingon niya ito nang ibalot nito ang dilaw nitong tuwalya sa kaniya. napakalapad na tao ni tsukishima kaya naman halos magdalawang balot sa kaniya ang tuwalya nito.

"na-miss ko lang magswimming."

"magkakasakit ka sa ginagawa mo. buti hindi ka dumudulo, tanga ka pa naman."

sinuntok niya ito nang marahan sa braso. "alam mo ikaw!"

tatawa-tawa nitong sinalag ang kamay niya, ang isang kamay nito ay nakaalalay sa tuwalya. "bakit? hilig mo 'yon ah, tapos naiiyak ka kasi akala mo walang tao sa gilid mo."

"wala ka kasing kwenta!" sagot niya.

kahit ga'no kabilis ang tibok ng puso niya ngayon, nagagawa niya pa ring sumabay sa biro nito. it just always came out as natural, maybe because hanggang dito na lang siya. dapat lang natural na ito sa kaniya.

naka-robe lang siya ng lumabas siya ng banyo, inaasahan na wala na si tsukishima sa kwarto, pero mali ang inaasahan niya. napalunok siya. imbis na pansinin itong nakaupo, mabilis niyang dinaklot ang damit na inihanda nito sa kama para sa kaniya.

she came out wearing a brown loose shirt, manipis ito pero tama lang para sa lamig ngayon, and her green dinosaur pajamas. nang marealize niyang suot din ni tsukishima ang kaparehong pajama, muntik na siyang hindi lumabas.

and she was right. she looked at him, longer than a friend should, wearing a white loose shirt, and his green dinosaur pajamas. si tsukishima ang bumili nito para parehas silang dalawa two years ago. suot din nito ang salamin na bigay niya.

"ba't 'di ka pa bumaba?" bungad niya habang inaayos ang pagkakasaksak ng blower.

"sabay na tayo, tinatamad ako makipagsocialize kila tito," sagot nito na ikinatawa niya.

"bakit? pinapa-shot ka na naman?"

umirap ito, binato sa kaniya ang maliit na unan. "yes."

"humihina ka na ba?" pang-aasar niya pa.

"tanga. tinatamad lang akong uminom."

humalakhak siya. muli silang nanahimik at tanging tunog lang ng aircon, at blower ang namamagitan sa kanila. hindi awkward. or so she hoped, because there's nothing to be awkward about. sanay naman na siyang nasa likod niya ito habang nag-aayos siya, minsan nga ay ito pa ang nagbblower sa kaniya.

bakit kasi nag-iba? kasalanan niya ito eh.

finally, her hair was done so she immediately put it in a bun. she grabbed her glasses from the table, before both of them went down.

"kain!" she exclaimed, jumping away from tsukishima.

iba talaga ang hagod ng inihaw tuwing swimming.

"dahan-dahan, madapa ka," suway ng tita niya. "nasaan si kei? hindi mo pa ayain?"

hindi niya nilingon ang tita na nagsalita. she simply pointed at her back as her eyes remained on the different food in front of her. kanina pa siya nagugutom!

"slow down, hoy." she felt his hand on her back, pero hindi niya ito nilingon.

"walang slow down slow down sa taong gutom."

"oh, sinong may kasalanan?" he gave her a deadpan look, while also giving her a plate with rice on it.

"oo na ako na, maya mo na ako pagalitan gutom ako," dire-diretso niyang sagot at tinanggap ang pinggan.

nang matapos siyang makakuha ng pagkain, akma siyang didiretso sa hagdan para maupo nang hatakin nito ang kamay niya. "dami pang upuan sa gilid, huwag ka humarang."

she pouted. that's when she realized he's holding her hand which was not holding the plate.

normal lang 'to. normal lang 'to.

"kinakabahan ako bukas!" she exclaimed as she delved on her food.

"bakit?" kalmado nitong tanong, busy ang kamay sa pagtulong sa paghimay ng hipon sa pinggan niya.

uminom muna siya ng tubig bago sumagot. "two days na tayo rito, hindi pa rin nanghahagis sila tito!" she shuddered at the thought. "last day na bukas, hindi naman na siguro sila manghahagis, 'no?"

"huwag ka na umasa." tumawa ito. "they were just talking about it earlier. may bago raw silang plano."

her eyes widened. it's their family's tradition to always throw people to the pool. it doesn't matter who, kung sino ang mapili ng mga tito niyang nanghahagis, kahit hindi ka marunong lumangoy, ihahagis ka. well, if you don't know how to swim, they will have someone to catch you on the pool. and even if you do, may naka-standby pa rin na tito sa gilid.

but even though it's safe, she's still nervous! lalo na iba-iba ang trip ng mga tito niya.

"what plan? may pa-gymnastics pa ba!?" she cried.

tawa nang tawa si tsukishima sa kaniya. napansin niyang hindi pa ito kumakain dahil himay nang himay ng pagkain niya kaya naman tinulak niya ang noo nito.

"kumain ka na nga! mabilaukan ka sana." she subtly moved away her plate.

delikado talaga siya kay tsukishima.

and their dinner remained like that. tinatawan ang mga nakababatang pinsan, nakikipag-asaran sa mga tito na lasing.

until silence ensued dahil nasa balcony na siya.

she silently went out of their room earlier, magkakasama sa kwarto ang magkakaedad na pinsan, kasama si tsukishima. right now, she was under the darkness of the balcony dahil hindi niya na binuksan ang ilaw. the moon was enough to capture the scenery below.

ang peaceful. especially with the stars.

however, despite the peacful environment tonight, her head was in chaos. she could feel her heart beat going faster and faster as she thought of tsukishima.

hindi naman siya nagsisising kaibigan niya ito, pero bakit sa lahat ng pwede niyang magustuhan, kaibigan niya pa?

she never had a crush before, nor someone she truly love enough to commit. 19 years, and nbsb siya by choice. pero kung mayroon mang makatitibag nito, ayos lang din. alam niya naman sa sariling ready na siya.

she just didn't expect that her first feelings would involve her bestfriend.

"tila... tala," she murmured. "sa kalangitan..." she wasn't even singing the song, simply saying it as if wishing.

bakit kasi ikaw pa, kei?

"malabo... malabo..."

"alin?"

"ay malabo!" she immediately cupped her mouth when she realized her voice got loud. nilingon niya ang may kasalanan, kasabay ng paglagay nito ng makapal na jacket sa balikat niya.

"anong malabo?" muling tanong ni tsukishima, nakasuot na rin ito ng jacket.

umirap siya. "mata ko, malabo," sagot niya. isinandal niya ang sarili paharap sa railings, kabaliktaran ni tsukishima na likod ang isinandal pero ang mata ay nasa kaniya.

"why are you here? wala ka pang jacket."

"pumasok ka na lang kung pagagalitan mo ako—aray!" hinawakan niya ang noong pinitik nito. "inaano kita?" mangiyak-ngiyak niyang tanong.

tsukishima only chuckled, keeping his hands in the pockets of his jacket.

ginaya niya ito at tumingala muli. she couldn't help but notice how the moon seemed to be brighter now than earlier, so were the stars.

"kei, may tanong ako."

she saw him glanced at her, no, fixating his eyes on her. at wala siyang kakayahan para gantihan ang tingin nito.

"go on."

"what does it feel to be in a committed relationship?" she started. bumibilis ang tibok ng puso niya, handa nang masaktan sa mga example nito.

but imagine her suprise when she saw him shrugged. "i haven't done commitments yet."

"huh?" she looked at him. "what do you mean eh last girlfriend mo nga six months ago? tapos three months before that may boyfriend ka naman? halos recently ka lang nabakante huy."

once again, pinitik ni tsukishima ang noo niya. "they're not commitments. ever heard of flings?"

"oh."

"yes, oh." inilapat ni tsukishima ang daliri sa noo niya, at bahagya itong hinagod bago nagpatuloy, "those were all mutual decisions, by the way. pare-parehong landian, o gusto ng experience."

"i didn't... think of that." she chuckled. "but do you think one day you'll commit?"

"of course... i'm just waiting." tsukishima's voice sounded so soft. he's only like this when he's really talking about something he's passionate about, and she couldn't help but feel jealous for the person he would be willing to commit to. "bakit ka pala nagtatanong? are you ready to commit? meron na ba?"

she bit her lower lip. she couldn't look at him, so she stared at the pool instead. "yes," she answered. hindi niya alam kung pagsisihan niya pero—bahala na. "i mean, yes i'm ready. ngayon ko lang naramdaman 'tong readiness na ganito, so tingin ko okay na."

"is that why you're quoting syd hartha earlier?"

surprised, she looked at him. pero nang makita niya ang mapang-asar nitong ngiti, muli niya itong sinuntok sa braso. "tigilan mo nga!"

natawa ito. "but really? sinong malas naman nagugustuhan mo at napa-ready ka na magcommit bigla?"

tanga ka, ikaw.

"ba't ko sasabihin?" she stuck her tongue out. "eh ikaw, anong hinihintay mo para magcommit? tamang panahon?" her laughs echoed the night.

he shook his head, smiling fondly. "siya."

"huh?" nahinto ang tawa niya.

"hinihintay ko na lang siyang maging handa."

ang ganda ng ngiti niya. nagseselos ako.

tsukishima kei what have you done to her? she has never felt like this before, everything is so foreign pero sigurado siyang nagseselos siya. sigurado siyang hinihiling niya ngayon na sana siya ang tinutukoy nito.

"what if ready na siya tapos maunahan ka? sigurado ka bang gusto ka rin niya?"

"sakit mo naman magtanong." tumawa ito, itinulak ang salamin. "sa tingin ko hindi ako mauunahan kung kikilos agad ako ngayong alam ko nang handa na siya. but if she doesn't like me back, and she has someone—ewan, shot na lang siguro."

this time, dalawa na silang tumatawa. "tama. hindi ako umiinom, pero sasamahan na lang kita."

silence ensued after that laugh. she looked at him, and this time, ang mata nito ay nananatili sa pool sa ibaba. subtly, she took a step back. she took that liberty to stare at his golden locks, being blown by the wind, his broad shoulders, his hand that's touching the railings now. she imagined it holding someone that's not her, and it hurt.

flings pa lang lumalayo na siya. panigurado, once he's committed to his someone, lalayo pa siya lalo. not literally, pero they won't be as close as this. she doesn't want to give the woman a hard time dahil babae rin siya. gets niya. masakit lang. probably once the feelings fade, babalik siya bilang kaibigan na lang talaga.

pero ngayon, siguro... siguro aamin na siya. para mabilis ang paglayo, mabilis din siyang babalik dahil mabilis siyang makaka-move on na. hindi magkakaroon nang dahilan ang someone nito para magselos sa kaniya.

ang hirap naman nito! nakaka-miss noong calculus lang ang problema niya.

her fist clenched inside the jacket. imbis na magmukmok, kinuha niya ang cellphone sa bulsa ng pajama at ilang beses na kinuhanan ng litrato ang anino nilang dalawa. nang muntik na siya mahuli, kinuhanan niya naman ang buwan na sa paningin niya ay lumalabo.

she was about to say something when tsukishima grabbed her phone from her hand. she watched as he turned it to selfie mode, and put his arms on her head, squishing her under. wala na siyang nagawa kundi mamula habang kumukuha ng litrato ang lalaki.

"parang tanga naman, 'to? walang sabi-sabi, hitsura ko ro'n."

"lagi namang ganiyan mukha mo, okay na 'yan."

"ano, mukha na namang tanga?"

"ikaw nagsabi niyan." humalakhak ito.

"ewan ko sa'yo!" huling sabi niya bago padabog na bumalik sa kwarto.

she woke up screaming as her uncles carried her from the room. the sunlight was already hitting her face habang maingat na hawak ng isang tito niya ang mga braso, at ang isa naman ay sa paa. hindi pa niya naip-process ang nangyayari sa paligid hanggang sa makarinig siya ng tawanan sa paligid.

"ayan ang huling alay! tagal mo gumising ah!" she heard one of her cousins.

she was just screaming until she felt she was being shook. pin-prepare na siyang ibato sa gitna ng swimming pool. hindi niya maidilat ang mata, pero nagsisisi siyang hindi niya man lang hinubad ang jacket kagabi! ang bigat tuloy!

"ah!" she screamed before finally feeling herself being thrown. she felt a gentle arms caught her on the pool, mukhang napaaga ang pagsalo nito dahil halos hindi niya maramdaman ang tubig sa katawan. pero nang marahan siya nitong inilubog, tinira lamang ang mukha niya sa ibabaw ng tubig, pinaghahampas niya ito.

"bwisit ka!" bago siya tumawa nang tumawa.

"napaaga eh!" tumawa rin ito. "anong gusto? anong gusto?" pang-aasar nito.

"duga ni kuya kei sinalo agad!" rinig niyang sigaw ni sab.

"kuya kei bakit ako muntik nang malunod!?" biro ng isa pa.

"ikaw," bulong niya.

"huh?"

"ikaw, gusto ko," sagot niya, nakataas ang noo. akala mo ay hindi basang-basa at bagong gising. akala mo ay hindi na halos mamatay sa kabog ng dibdib.

"what do you mean?"

"figure it out, stupid." umirap siya. itinulak niya ang dibdib nito dahil buhat pa rin siya nito. "iahon mo na 'ko, tanga. makakaagaw pa ng atensyon dito."

sinamaan siya ng tingin ni tsukishima, pero kita niya ang pamumula ng mukha nito. "mag-uusap tayo pag-ahon mo."

"mag-uusap tayo pag-ahon mo," she mocked, making faces as they went off the pool.

[whooolaanmo]

Super Duper BFF KC 💜

Sinend nya sa akin tong pic na to umagang umaga talaga, tas tumawag ako.

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🙋🏻‍♀️ : ( una muna talaga ang tawa 🤣🤣🤣 ) ano yon bat nagsend pic??

💜 : Tita na Tita na ba? 🤣🤣🤣.

🙋🏻‍♀️ : tawang tawa talaga ako tipong ikaw nag pagising nag pamulat ng mata ko, legit na legit na Tita Zumba Ladies ng Brgy. Dolores 🤣🤣🤣.

💜 : Happy September, sige na papunta na kami ni Mama sa covered court.

🙋🏻‍♀️ : Happy September din, sige na ingat kayo ni Tita Luz, enjoy love you 😘💜.

💜 : sige na bye love you too, pag ok ka na labas tayo mwa 😘 saranghae 🫰🏻.

Sept. 01, 2024 12:10 pm

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Bakit ang taas ng bill sa tubig at kuryente. Tapos tatawa tawa pa kayo. Hindi kase kayo ang nagbabayad. Ahyst

[jezawitha-z]

BTS of Arayat escapade

Over a week of preparation, reading reviews, watching reels/vlog about the place, and the hardest part which is determining on how to commute if accessible ba. So I fully decided na pumunta kahapon since alam ko na ano sasakyan na jeep. Half ata ng byahe dumaan yung jeep sa as in bukid talaga at yung mga bahay na nadadaanan namin ay parang tulad nung samin way before and it makes me happy kasi feeling ko na naman malapit family ko sakin. Ang smooth ng byahe hanggang nakarating din sa park at tiniis yung init. Hanggang sa umakyat na sa pinaka-exciting part which is yun din talaga pinunta ko dun, mag hike mini hike. Hahahahaha

This place was actually recommended by someone which we both have similarities pag-dating sa adventure/nature trip/cafe. Sobrang na-amaze lang ako how our quick random conversation that time makes me feel comfortable as we both share our insights and desire to be with nature or mga cafe with nature vibes talaga. Although ofcourse sa halos lahat ng nabanggit nya is napuntahan nya na and there's some naman na I already knew pero naka pin lang sa google maps ko and plan palang puntahan. Sa lahat ng nabanggit nya, itong sa Arayat lang halos naalala ko hahahahaha kaya sabi ko dapat pala nag take down notes ako hahaha

I noticed na yung mga kasabayan/kasalubong maglakad halos group of friends, family, magjowa at ako lang ang solo. Sa registration pa nga lang like napatanong nalang si kuya na "ay solo lang po kayo?", nung nag order naman ako food, same question din.

Sobrang na-enjoy ko yung moment na fresh air, masarap na food and coffee, and the scenery. I decided to read 2 chapters ng book which is at the same time nakisama yung part ng chapters na yun na mixed emotions naramdaman ko. Ang alam ko may araw pa nung patapos na akong magbasa. So nag ikot ikot muna ako around the area, hanggang sa medyo biglang madilim na agad. Imbis plano na maglakad ako hanggang kanto para makahanap masakyan pabalik, wala na at walang masakyan from nature park to sakayan. Ofcourse I was worried pero naghintay parin ako baka sakaling may maligaw na tricycle pabalik. Hanggang sa nag reach out na ako sa bunso namin if he's available to pick me up at ako nalang magpa-gas. I was surprised na yung akala ko sya lang magsundo, kasama pala ang mag-asawa(Mrs. Ann) at tawang tawa ako sa pinag gagawa ko.

Biglang umulan while on our way home, na stuck sa traffic na di naman talaga usually traffic sa lugar na yun, napagsabihan ng kuya yung nagsundo sakin, and I really felt sorry for what I've caused. At the same time sobrang thankful na I still have ppl in my life na one call away lang.

So my biggest takeaways ay hindi na mag ME TIME. Hahahaha kidding aside, I should have consider if may masasakyan ba pabalik lalo na ganitong area na really not along the highway. So yung mga naka pin ko sa GMap na medyo alanganin pala talaga sa pagcocommute, ekis na. Ayoko na talaga makaabala. Nakakaloka.

Be patient lang, your travel buddy will definitely comes your way soon.

[kasingliitngsiomai]

Grateful ako na dito ako napunta sa DC at sila kasama ko. Imagine araw araw tawa ka lang ng tawa kasi ang kukulet nila hahaha! Usapang elyu sila sa July. Di daw sila tutuloy kapag di ako sumama. Shuta kayo cut off yon HAHAHA

[sunb0rn]

October 2021

yung may problem mic ni Francis @icedwhitechocolatemochaaa tas panay tawa di na naiintindihan yung kinikwento niya kaya napamura ako, urat. hahaha. labyu. eh binibilangan nila lagi noon yung langit points ko c/o Jelliza @reynanghugot (tingin kasi nila saken dati santo)

miss ko na kayo.

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Diamond

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NOTES. Just me trying to be funny. Tawa kayo, dali. @moonwonuu

[melovesanneeeee]

ang hirap mag dark joke sa mga mentally stable imagine tawa ka na nang tawa tapos sila tahimik lang dahil its either na shock sila sa humor mo o nagpapanic na sila inside dahil sa sobrang pag aalala sayo. pwede bang tumawa na lang kayo ha???? 🙃🥲

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On today's episode of toxic Filipino culture

tita: parang tumaba ka ata?

me: may pambili kasi ako ng pagkain tita. kayo po? (sabay tawa)

nakakainis na kailangan ko pa tumawa para hindi sya masyado ma-offend. unity lang tayo dito. lol

[chereserene]

Nakipagkwentuhan ako dun sa bata na 9years old sa kabila. So, ganito yung kwentuhan namin sabi ko buti walang nang-aasar sayo na panget. (I mean diba usually kids just blurting it out kasi nga they are just kids having fun). Sabi niya meron daw sabi ko "aba anong pangalan ha". So, as a ateng maldita aba di pwedeng magpatalo.

Sabi niya sa akin "princess daw" sabi ko sa kanya next time na sabihan ka ng panget ni princess sabihin mo "ikaw nga princess pangalan pero kamukha mo si fiona" kapag tinanong ka kung sino si fiona.

Sabihin mo "wala kasi kayong disney, palibhasa mahirap lang kayo, kami mayaman"

kahit alam ko na hindi naman disney si shrek, who knows right, kids doesn't know naman pero fuuuuc tawang tawa yung bata I know it seems bad pero gurl ayokong inaapi api yung bata na halos pinalaki namin noh lol and gurl sobrang maldita ko talaga nung bata shet di pwedeng tayo ang kawawa.