#tau!

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 🥳🎂

THANK U TAU MWAH <3<3<3<3<3

[mstrchu]

girl help my friends keep trying to do things that will definitely make them insane

[conundrum-cat]

Posts this and scurries off

[shitposts-from-orionverse]

[zillychu]

i think they would be friends

[spacewonder19]

The cosmic lightshow: FS Tau © Hubble

[yobeezick]

T'au Miku

[its-robot-jones]

Ha'tau'ne Miku is ready!

Edit: fixed some stuff

[fabriziocarminati]

(Minor) Xenos of the Galaxy Series - Tau Auxilia

[chaoticnoisy]

first of all, good boys can do whatever they want, so jot that down

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

happy birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉 🥳

thank u !!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3

[roccooraccoon]

Giving kisses to various AIs 😚😚

We have Edgar (electric dreams), Tau (Tau), Squid (Will You Snail), HAL 9000 (2001: a space odyssey), AM (I have no mouth and I must scream), Wheatley (portal), Auto (Wall-e) and GLaDOS (portal) yayyyy

[eternalsa2z]

Retraining

Ashton Inspirion was one of those guys who never got out. He lived in a different world…the virtual world. He was always gaming, tinkering with his computer, isolated from the rest of school.

Virtual learning suited him, so he signed up for a class called 'Retraining'. He thought it'd be an easy CS course, especially since it was filled with a bunch of ditzy Sigma Lambda Tau sorority girls. It was different that he expected. More of a virtual reality concept where he had to create and develop a model.

All the other girls in class were building hot bimbo models. So Ashton thought he'd try it. He built up his online wardrobe with pink, tight fitting clothes. Changed his hair to be long and blonde. Even discovered how to hack the NSFW settings and give himself the biggest set of fake tits and lips that seemed possible.

The other girls LOVED him for that and started sharing tips and tricks. Ashton had never had friends…let alone BFFs…and started to really get into the role. Spending more time in the game than any before. Really focusing on making 'Ashli' dim and ditzy and doll-like.

He found it easier the deeper it got into the system. Controlling his character using a full-body VR set built by SluTech that was a required part of the course. Using voice inputs to say 'Um' and 'Like' a lot for a valley-girl speech pattern. Walking with a wiggle and arms akimbo to get the perfect bimbo gait down. It became easier to develop Ashli by just being Ashli.

Little did the student know all-consuming the course really was. Outside the game, VR headset finally taken off her long blonde hair, Ashli 'AI' Insipid stared blankly at a screen. She was pretty sure she had logged out. But she was staring at her character. The plump, pouty pink lips. The cute pink top. The dumb ditzy look. Was this the game…or real life?

The truth was too much for the dumbed down doll to process. The virtual model was a role model for how she transformed. Her big fake tits were now real. She had been reprogrammed, turned into her perfect image.

Even if she could comprehend the changes, it didn't matter. All Ashli cared about was that she was late to meet her BFFs! So instead of slipping on the headset, she slipped on a cute skirt and some stripper heels, and trotted over to SLT with a wiggle and a giggle. Just like she had been retrained.

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Accurate T'au lore? On MY r/grimdank? More likely than you'd think!

Also, have a little bonus about the Water Caste in general:

[coe-olivier]

🌿 HI PALS! 🌿

I'd like to share some of my Palia fanarts here :DD

Hope yall like it!

[spacewonder19]

FS Tau Star System 450 lys away © Hubble