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It’s literally been less than an hour and we’re already at Tomb Raider 2013 levels of protagonist abuse. All that’s missing is the unusually graphic and cruel death animations.
I’m loving it.
#who knows maybe those are in there too#i've yet to die#star wars jedi survivor#jedi survivor#spoilers#jedi survivor spoilers#shitpost#is this memes#im glad i spent time talking to all of these characters#for the 10 minutes that i had them#before they were horribly murdered#right in front of cal#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor
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If jet pack guy doesn’t betray us at some point, I will be genuinely surprised.
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From the category of most unacceptable button prompts in a video game:
#cue me frantically pressing literally every other button#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#also#give me back my normal force slow please#it was fully upgraded#seriously i need that back
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Why, of course, the first thing you should do when you find a stranger you’ve never seen or heard of before, who’s been floating in a fish tank for centuries for unknown reasons, is hand him a weapon.
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Me: "After Bloodborne, it's nice to play a game again in which literally every boss is first try."
Also me, 5 minutes later: *hysterical screaming*
#Boss fight against a Jedi Master from the High Republic era: EZ#Boss fight against wildlife: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah#jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#i keep tempting fate#flashing gifs#vidya games
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How I thought Cal was going to get past the green force fields eventually:
How Cal actually gets past the force fields:
#jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#i know this is considered sci-fantasy#but the sci part got shot in the back hours ago#and is slowly bleeding out in the parking lot#i *love* it#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor
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Oh no, we’re too powerful. They’re gonna nerf us.
Any minute now.
#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#spoilers#and by 'too powerful* i mean#im panic rolling trying to remember which button is which on the xbox controller#after only using nothing but a ps controller for a year#why's every controller got to have an 'x' button#but in different places
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If I had known the blaster I never use was going to be in so many important cutscenes, I wouldn't have made it so ugly.
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She can still recover from this. Who even needs a head? They can give her a mechanical one!
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Oh wow. The people who predicted that this was going to be like Ghost of Tsushima were right!
#i haven't read or watched anything about this game since the first proper trailer#this is very exciting#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers
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That split second of fear when it looks like there's going to be a third round.
He has a second health bar???
#this is fine#another one down on first try#but i need to lie down now#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#rip tentacle guy#jedi survivor spoilers
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Some are born with super-rage mode, some achieve super-rage mode, and some, like me, have super-rage mode thrust upon them.
#i hit ls + rs like twice out of muscle memory#in this level#and *immediately* felt super guilty#sorry cal#didn't mean to make you go all darkside oop#jedi survivor spoilers#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor
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Please, Mr. Darth Vader, just let me pass, I need to check on my son. There is no need for violence.
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I swear it was an accident.
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Oh, my heart! Not Merrin holding Cal’s hand while he sleeps! How am I supposed to survive this?
#why are they so cute#merrical#happening#right on my computer screen#jedi survivor#jedi survivor spoilers#tatzelwyrm plays jedi survivor#the way cal suddenly becomes completely and utterly useless#the moment she shows up
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There is mounted combat??? I knew there were going to be mounts, I did not know you could fight while mounted, aaaaah
My beautiful battle steed... bird:
Not a single thought behind those eyes.
Not a single one.
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