#tati the vampire slayer au

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HEAR ME HEAR ME OUT: TATI THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU

A mashup AU of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Spies Are Forever.

Loosely post SAF canon.

Tati is working for the A.S.S. now and when Cynthia first meets her, she gives Tati the Vampyr book and makes herself known to be a Watcher.

Curt and Barb get involved in some shenanigans causing them to find out about vampires, demons and the like.

They sort of start a secret paranormal branch of the agency (that later becomes PEIP SSSSHHHHHH) and aside from near death experiences, everything is hunky dory. Barb experiments with magic in her science (think Cassandra from The Librarians). Curt tries to move on from Owen.

Then Owen shows back up and drama ensues.

Basically Owen was turned by Chimera post fall (at least a third of his DMA kills were out of hunger) and he’s looking to get his revenge on Curt for killing him twice (no one realised he was a vampire). Curt differentiates between ‘his’ Owen and the vampire he became by almost exclusively referring to him in the present as the DMA (A la Angel v Angelus). He tries to kill Curt, but instead is incapacitated by the girls.

Barb makes a chip to curb Owen’s more murderous tendencies like Spike’s in s4. Owen helps them defeat demons and other vampires because what the hell else is he going to do now he’s effectively a neutered vampire?

Eventually, Curt starts feeling like Owen is coming back to himself and falls in love with him again. Owen has never quite stopped loving Curt, but if you confront him about it, he’ll threaten you.

This leads to a hot mess of them ‘trying again’ without really confronting what happened.

That ends horribly to say the least, and Owen goes to get his soul back, become some semblance of the man Curt loved again. He does, we rejoice in the happy Curtwen ending.

OH RIGHT TATI’S THE MAIN CHARACTER (sorry got distracted fixing Curtwen’s relationship)/j

So, she’s gonna be the badass Russian we know and love, just with added monster ass kicking power.

Her Watcher died getting her out of the KGB and she hasn’t had one since. Until Cynthia, who lost a slayer years ago and swore off that part of her work until Tati showed up.They start off very ‘I’m only tolerating you because we have to work together’ but then grow into mutual respect and eventually friendship, Cynthia’s more loath to admit it than Tati is, but they will deny it if directly asked.

Cynthia sees all of the gang as her surrogate children. Barb, the sweet one. Curt, the screwup (affectionate). Tati, the eldest. Owen, the black sheep. (So does Mama Mega.)

Tati’s journey is one of learning to not shoulder all her burdens alone, relying on people to help her when life gets too much. Because she’s pretty much always had to bottle it all up and carry all that on her own because that’s ‘just how she copes’, but through everyone else opening up and working through their baggage together, she gradually joins in.

Also mutual Tatibarb pining, as they’re trying to keep it quiet, but Curt notices and almost threatens to lock them in a room together until they talk to each other about their feelings.

ALSO TATIBARB Slayer gf/Witch gf supremacy. Also Barb would 150% resurrect Tati from the dead.

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TTVS REST IN PEACE

I’m imagining this as a Curtwen duet as them just angsting over each other. Both of them want peace from the hurt they’ve caused each other but they also can’t let go of one another.

LYRICS (unchanged but split to make a duet.)

OWEN:

I died

So many years ago

BOTH:

But you can make me feel

Like it isn't so

OWEN:

And why you come to be with me

I think I finally know

Mmm-mmm

You're scared

Ashamed of what you feel

And you can't tell the ones you love

You know they couldn't deal

Whisper in a dead man's ear

It doesn't make it real

CURT:

That's great

But I don't wanna play

BOTH:

'Cause being with you touches me

More than I can say

OWEN:

And since I’m only dead to you

I’m saying stay away and

Let me rest in peace

BOTH:

Let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

In a hole 6-foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my, sweet release

So let me rest in peace

OWEN:

You know

You got a willing slave

And You just love to play the thought

That you might misbehave

But Till you do

I'm telling you

Stop visiting my grave

Let me rest in peace

BOTH:

I know I should go

But I follow you like a man possessed

There's a traitor here beneath my breast

And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed

If my heart could beat, it would break my chest

But I can see you're unimpressed

So leave me be and

Let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

Im a hole 6-foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my sweet release

Let me rest in peace

*CURT LEAVES*

OWEN:

Why won't you

Let me rest in peace?

OWEN (Spoken):

So you’re not staying, then?

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MYTH’S FIC MASTERLIST

General Spies Are Forever:

The Benefits Of Personal History- Owen Lives AU

Suffered Long Enough Or, Moving On (Together)- Torture Tango Reveal AU

Without A Clue- Soulmate AU

Torture Tango Reprise, Or The Horrors Of Staying Alive- Angsty Owen Lives AU

Remember… Remember… -Holloduke AU

Buddy, We’re Different Breeds- Werewolf! Curt and Vampire! Owen

The Downsides Of Personal History- Canon but from Owen’s perspective

The DMA Is Homophobic?!- The Kira is homophobic death note amv but Curtwen

Early Mornings- Curtwen first I Love You

King Of Hearts- Curtwen first meeting

Spies Never Die- Curt goes back for Owen AU

Bleeding Through- Post Fall Owen has identity issues

A Torn Page- SAF x House Of The Dragon Mashup AU Staircase scene

If A Spy Is A Spy And I Once Was A Spy - Curt’s journal entry before Spy Again

Always A Spy - Curt gets self reflective after retiring for real

Drowning - There was only one oxygen mask gone romantic

I’ll Find You In The Next Timeline - Roleswap!Owen meets Canon Curt

A Twist Of Fate- Roleswap AU, but Owen still joins Chimera

A Little Late For An Interview- Post Canon, Curt finds Chimera’s dossier on Owen

Death Cannot Stop True Love- SAF x Princess Bride AU

The Cursed Ship- Pirates of the Caribbean AU with Sparbossa Curtwen And Willabeth Tatibarb

Tati: The Vampire Slayer AU

Tati The Vampire Slayer- Curt finds out Tatiana is the Slayer

Spies Are Literally Forever: SAF x Hatchetfield Reincarnation AU Series

One Step Ahead (It’s How Its Always Been)-Curt/Howard remembers his past life on Black Friday when confronting Wilbur/Owen

The Gang’s Back Together (For The First Time [technically])- Curt/Howard and Owen/Wilbur reunite with Tati/Emma and Becky/Barb

Feeling A Lot Of Deja Vu Again- Owen’s Afterlife

The Worm Talk- The boys are soft

The Awakening of Wilbur Cross- Wilbur remembers his past life

Washington Comes To Hatchetfield- The gang meet for coffee at Beanie’s

Don’t You Forget About Me- Owen/Wilbur wingmans a holloduke reunion (ignore how this breaks lore hahahah)

Curtwen/Woward’s Nightmare Time- Wiggly tries to get his revenge

Awake For My Funeral- Curt’s Afterlife

Going Through The Unimaginable Twice- Tati/Emma reflecting on her siblings

Floppy Disk Curt AU Originally by @dr-docktor

Digital Ghost- Owen beta tests Chimera’s latest spyware programme

Forget, Update, Repeat- DC tries to find out why his code is strange

General Hatchetfield Fics:

Only Murders In Hatchetfield - Only Murders In The Building Mashup AU

Once More, With Blue Shit - mashup AU with the musical episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I’ll Carry A Torch For Us Both (I Knew You Once Upon A Dream) - Sleeping Beauty Holloweane AU

Once Upon A Time In Hatchetfield - OUAT mashup AU

The Hatchetfield High Tarot Card Consultancy- All Our Hidden Gifts x Hatchetfield

You Will Know Our Names-Holloweane as Noah and Mio in a Xenoblade chronicles 3 AU

Unlocking Your Soul- Persona inspired Hatchetfield

And We’ll Sing It Again (In The Next Timeline)- Hadestown x Hatchetfield

Biya, Duke- Sequel to YWKON, the ending of Chapter 5 of Xenoblade 3 but Holloweane

The Butterfly Effect- Hatchetfield x Life Is Strange, with Lautski Pricefield

73 Yards- 73 Yards from Doctor Who but with Ted

Don’t Expect A Firework To Admire You Back- Duke’s perspective pre Miss Holloween

Paul Matthews’ Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night In Dulvey- Resident Evil 7 But Hatchetfield

Does This Look Like The Goddamn Abstinence Camp To You?- An Abstinence Camp continuation with werewolves

Will You Call My Name When You Walk On By?- Giving Holloweane a happy ending

The Last Of Hatchetfield (TLOUx Hatchetfield AU)

Spider House AU

Stepping Through A Door- Hannah enters the Demon Realm and meets Miss Holloway, the most powerful witch on the Isles.

Holloweane’s Requiem- Miss Holloway reunites with an old flame

Is This The Eternal Dark Without A Dawn? (Hatchetfield x Until Dawn AU)

Spankoffski-Fosters Vs The Lords In Black Series

Pulp Musicals Fics:

Oh, Miss Stratford, What Have You Done?- Rose makes a faustian bargain

SnowBaird Fics:

Snow Falling- Coriolanus gets a visitor on the eve of his execution

Video Game Fics:

Sparrow And Reaver: Road To Rule- Spreaver pirate adventure

The Legend Of Zelda: Hyrule Saviours- Ocarina of time but Malon’s the hero of time

Assassin’s Creed- Katia- lowkey self insert Ezio x Reader

Life Is Strange: Partners In Time- Max, Chloe and Rachel go back to stop the storm and hell week

Miscellaneous Fics

The Disappearance of Eudoria Holmes- Dr who x bbc sherlock x enola holmes

Coney Island Waltz- Love Never Dies Rewrite

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I’M WRITING THIS!

HEAR ME HEAR ME OUT: TATI THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU

A mashup AU of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Spies Are Forever.

Loosely post SAF canon.

Tati is working for the A.S.S. now and when Cynthia first meets her, she gives Tati the Vampyr book and makes herself known to be a Watcher.

Curt and Barb get involved in some shenanigans causing them to find out about vampires, demons and the like.

They sort of start a secret paranormal branch of the agency (that later becomes PEIP SSSSHHHHHH) and aside from near death experiences, everything is hunky dory. Barb experiments with magic in her science (think Cassandra from The Librarians). Curt tries to move on from Owen.

Then Owen shows back up and drama ensues.

Basically Owen was turned by Chimera post fall (at least a third of his DMA kills were out of hunger) and he’s looking to get his revenge on Curt for killing him twice (no one realised he was a vampire). Curt differentiates between ‘his’ Owen and the vampire he became by almost exclusively referring to him in the present as the DMA (A la Angel v Angelus). He tries to kill Curt, but instead is incapacitated by the girls.

Barb makes a chip to curb Owen’s more murderous tendencies like Spike’s in s4. Owen helps them defeat demons and other vampires because what the hell else is he going to do now he’s effectively a neutered vampire?

Eventually, Curt starts feeling like Owen is coming back to himself and falls in love with him again. Owen has never quite stopped loving Curt, but if you confront him about it, he’ll threaten you.

This leads to a hot mess of them ‘trying again’ without really confronting what happened.

That ends horribly to say the least, and Owen goes to get his soul back, become some semblance of the man Curt loved again. He does, we rejoice in the happy Curtwen ending.

OH RIGHT TATI’S THE MAIN CHARACTER (sorry got distracted fixing Curtwen’s relationship)/j

So, she’s gonna be the badass Russian we know and love, just with added monster ass kicking power.

Her Watcher died getting her out of the KGB and she hasn’t had one since. Until Cynthia, who lost a slayer years ago and swore off that part of her work until Tati showed up.They start off very ‘I’m only tolerating you because we have to work together’ but then grow into mutual respect and eventually friendship, Cynthia’s more loath to admit it than Tati is, but they will deny it if directly asked.

Cynthia sees all of the gang as her surrogate children. Barb, the sweet one. Curt, the screwup (affectionate). Tati, the eldest. Owen, the black sheep. (So does Mama Mega.)

Tati’s journey is one of learning to not shoulder all her burdens alone, relying on people to help her when life gets too much. Because she’s pretty much always had to bottle it all up and carry all that on her own because that’s ‘just how she copes’, but through everyone else opening up and working through their baggage together, she gradually joins in.

Also mutual Tatibarb pining, as they’re trying to keep it quiet, but Curt notices and almost threatens to lock them in a room together until they talk to each other about their feelings.

ALSO TATIBARB Slayer gf/Witch gf supremacy. Also Barb would 150% resurrect Tati from the dead.

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SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC ABT OWEN

I said I’m including some Buffy canon so…

I’m debating having Spike sire Owen.

HEAR ME HEAR ME OUT: TATI THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU

A mashup AU of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Spies Are Forever.

Loosely post SAF canon.

Tati is working for the A.S.S. now and when Cynthia first meets her, she gives Tati the Vampyr book and makes herself known to be a Watcher.

Curt and Barb get involved in some shenanigans causing them to find out about vampires, demons and the like.

They sort of start a secret paranormal branch of the agency (that later becomes PEIP SSSSHHHHHH) and aside from near death experiences, everything is hunky dory. Barb experiments with magic in her science (think Cassandra from The Librarians). Curt tries to move on from Owen.

Then Owen shows back up and drama ensues.

Basically Owen was turned by Chimera post fall (at least a third of his DMA kills were out of hunger) and he’s looking to get his revenge on Curt for killing him twice (no one realised he was a vampire). Curt differentiates between ‘his’ Owen and the vampire he became by almost exclusively referring to him in the present as the DMA (A la Angel v Angelus). He tries to kill Curt, but instead is incapacitated by the girls.

Barb makes a chip to curb Owen’s more murderous tendencies like Spike’s in s4. Owen helps them defeat demons and other vampires because what the hell else is he going to do now he’s effectively a neutered vampire?

Eventually, Curt starts feeling like Owen is coming back to himself and falls in love with him again. Owen has never quite stopped loving Curt, but if you confront him about it, he’ll threaten you.

This leads to a hot mess of them ‘trying again’ without really confronting what happened.

That ends horribly to say the least, and Owen goes to get his soul back, become some semblance of the man Curt loved again. He does, we rejoice in the happy Curtwen ending.

OH RIGHT TATI’S THE MAIN CHARACTER (sorry got distracted fixing Curtwen’s relationship)/j

So, she’s gonna be the badass Russian we know and love, just with added monster ass kicking power.

Her Watcher died getting her out of the KGB and she hasn’t had one since. Until Cynthia, who lost a slayer years ago and swore off that part of her work until Tati showed up.They start off very ‘I’m only tolerating you because we have to work together’ but then grow into mutual respect and eventually friendship, Cynthia’s more loath to admit it than Tati is, but they will deny it if directly asked.

Cynthia sees all of the gang as her surrogate children. Barb, the sweet one. Curt, the screwup (affectionate). Tati, the eldest. Owen, the black sheep. (So does Mama Mega.)

Tati’s journey is one of learning to not shoulder all her burdens alone, relying on people to help her when life gets too much. Because she’s pretty much always had to bottle it all up and carry all that on her own because that’s ‘just how she copes’, but through everyone else opening up and working through their baggage together, she gradually joins in.

Also mutual Tatibarb pining, as they’re trying to keep it quiet, but Curt notices and almost threatens to lock them in a room together until they talk to each other about their feelings.

ALSO TATIBARB Slayer gf/Witch gf supremacy. Also Barb would 150% resurrect Tati from the dead.