#tastyy

[yummycrummy]

Chicken nuggets for your hard work

YIPPEE thank you!!! 🍴💗

[arkeusruin]

My pretty boyymhh bitesble mhmhmhjn

[cinnibunbear]

LET ME AT ‘EM, LET ME AT ‘EM!!!!

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[munchycries]

Lunch/Dinner: Pork Ramen

[very-uncorrect]

aughhh make this

[salt-n-salt]

SHARVEY? on MY BLOG?

[oh-no-boi]

i think my pan was shitty and some in the middle didnt bake thru but otherwise these are quite good!!

i didnt have raw sugar so i just uh sprinkled some brown sugar and put some chocolate chips on top bc why not

also for anyone new to baking (or rly fucking tired)— THIS IS TRULY A QUICK AND EASY RECIPE! legit just leave out the butter at room tenp for a few hours (i also microwaved it for 25 secs to make it softer though beware about ur microwave settings!) and then obviously have a mixer. In terms of ingrediants, this is legit so little! i feel like any time i do cookies its like a billion little things but here it was like oh wow i just gotta grab the vanilla from the top shelf and thats it! also like just chill the pan.. not the dough and dont gotta shape it.. truly like so simple...

so yeah good cookies!!

my verdict: tasty

my mom's verdict: tasty .....but maybe that sounds like too much sugar (no its not mom, its a sugar cookie!)

[cyberrose2001]

Plzzzz I've been listening to Elley Duhé's song Middle of the Night and augh I can just imagine Ratchet responding.

Like calling him at midnight and pleading for him to come to you. Of course he'd grumble and bemoan the late hour, but then you sigh despondently and say that you'll just have to handle it yourself. Well now you've peaked his interest! >:( You should know better than to play with the minds of the curious!!! >:((((

You stay on the line with him as he drives from base to your house. Ratchet still hasn't caught on as to why you need him, so you start dropping hints. Little sighs, a tiny moan, and dear Primus was that a whimper??? When Ratchet finally realizes why exactly you asked him to come over, homeboy gives the middle finger to every speed limit in town.

That holoform/mass displacement of his never ran so quickly in his life. He just about breaks your door down coming inside, and when he finally gets to your room... Oh... Oh sweet Solus Prime...

You're on your bed, dressed in a short silk dress, surrounded by soft blankets and pillows, and absolutely beckoning him with your eyes. He's frozen as he watches your chest rise up and down under the low cut silk. He grips the doorknob as you pull your knees up- holy fuck your not wearing underwear-

Needless to say, Ratchet is putty in your hands for the rest of the night. He'll do whatever you want, and with the ferocity of a starving man. And he will never ever doubt a late night phone call from you again! 🙏

Plz, I just need that grumpy old man to become desperate, and desperately pussydrunk. 😩

-🧚‍♀️🦋

YEEEEESSSS thats such a good song too

i'd like to think that he wouldn't even say hello, he'd just climb onto the bed and divorce your thighs instantly and shove his glossa inside you.

and oh boy he wouldn't be gentle either, he'd eat up that pussy like the last supper and get his face all messy and slippery... and when he gets tired, he'd make you sit on his face and choke him with your juices grrrkrkrkkr

[uselessmicrowave]

not a request but can be if you want 👀👀

imagine coming home after a long tiring day at work. walking into your shared bedroom, sentinel remains in the exact same spot you left him.

gorgeous ropes place intricate patterns across his chassis, one strategically placed against his interfacing panel. the ropes there are tarnished with his leaky lubricants, and so is the pillow he is rocking his hips against.

somehow while you were gone, sentinel has managed to manoeuvre the pillow between his legs, and he’s fruitlessly humping against it. he wants to overload, and you can tell by his desperate optics and the cute little whines that leave his dermas once he sees you in the door way.

question is, what would you do with Sentinel now? punish him? or give him what he desperately needs from you

god this is so fucking tasty moni. never has writing something gotten me so worked up. he definitely needs to be punished though.

“I- Baby I didn’t mean- hnn-” His grinding falters and he whimpers, shaking. Sentinel’s faceplates are covered in heavy blue blush.

“You didn’t mean to?” You give him an unimpressed look. Sentinel managed to ruin that pillow and the ropes. “I thought you had better self control than that.”

“N-no!” He whines when you take the pillow from under him. Coolant gathers in his optics, you almost feel bad for him. You hook a finger under the ropes around his chassis, tugging on it and bringing his faceplates down to your level.

“You’re such a naughty boy. I leave for a couple hours and you can’t stop yourself from humping a pillow?” He opens his intake to respond, but static is all that comes out. “You’re so fucking pathetic, baby.” You say with a playful sneer, cupping his faceplates.

“I’m gonna edge you so hard you’ll never think of doing anything without my permission.”

[noviceunicorn]

sdlfkjsd i can't even eat seafood but this makes me want to try again

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[yummycrummy]

here is chicken

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OO *gobbles it whole* thank u >:P

[comraging]

got a commission from @smrtnik07 their art is SO good and cute and always makes me go :) inside please go consider commissioning them !!

[rouge-the-bat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROUGE!!!!!! I HOPE YOURE HAVING A WONDERFUL ONE BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THE BESTESTEST!!!!!!!

HEHE TYSM !!! my sleeps all fucky rn so ive been a lil bit out of it today, but its been good!! me n my gf have been having a lot of sleepy-induced laughing fits LOL. plus we finally got some wifi in our new house the other day FINALLY so ive been playing the shit out of genshin n its been fun :3 + got some japanese food with my dad yesterday which was super tasty. so all in all been good!

[zenyuu]

Sugar gummy worm colored

[t4tstarvingdog]

eyes like. like scrabble tiles

[noviceunicorn]

Lil' oil spill inspired art treat for y'all.

Oil / Luster