#taro no baka

[benefits1986]

fool circle

Seeing the circle of life up close is just weird and wonderful.

Tatay ko: Grabe naman manlibre pinsan mo sa'yo. Me: Ako nga dapat magbabayad para ma-take out natin 'yung mga tira pero sinungitan na naman ako ni Engineer. Siya raw bahala. Unahan ko na talaga siya mag-advance payment next time. Tatay ko: Ansarap ng food. Parang nasa Binondo lang pero 'di na kailangang pumunta sa malayo. Saka 'yung taro puff, napaka sarap pala nun. Me: Puro ka kasi spareribs saka chicken feet. Tatay ko: Spoiled ka talaga. Me: Parang 'di naman. Matagal lang kaming 'di nagkita saka sinulit natin ang IF.

The super overdue meet up with my anak-anakan who's slaying the small niche business grind, his wifey, and of course, E finally came to life. LOL. Partida, apaka lapit pa namin sa isa't isa niyan a. E is electromagnetic. Alam mo 'yung napaka adorable niya and graceful. Damnnnn. Tatay kong magaling hiniram at iginala sa labas ng resto of the day. Aba. Tuwang-tuwa pagbalik at pawis-pawis siya. Feel na feel pagka-lolo niya. In fairness, iba talaga 'pag babae. Tapos, sabi niya later, naalala raw niya 'yung toddler days ko. SHET. Hahahaha. Sociable daw ako. Me like: Tacca. 'Di totoo 'yan. Hahahaha. 'Wag daw akong magmarunong kasi siya ang nakakaalam ng lahat. Tatay ko, rumarampa kasama ng apu-apohan niya. My dad has to settle with living vicariously through E. Bahala na siya diyan.

Seeing my dad and E holding hands make me go ugh. Hahahahahaha. Menopause, be mine. Dali. Though, etong gago kong anak-anakan legit nagulat kasi nga, 'di talaga ako nagiinteract sa mga babies and toddlers. Sabi ba naman na marunong daw pala akong kumarga. Me like, duh. Huy. Nung babies kayo na medyo malaki na, kinakarga ko kaya saka binabantayan. 'Wag mo kong hamunin. All along, akala niya pala na 'di ako marunong kumarga ng bata. Looking back, ilang babies lang nakarga ko. As in. Especially sa big crazy fambam side kasi nga, noona is not budging. LOL.

Eto kasing si E very girly and smart. Tapos ambango niya. Amoy Cetaphil. May signature scents ang babies and toddlers. Siguro kasi mahilig sila sa gatas? Basta. Favorite feature ko sa kanya eyelashes and teeth niya. Super love. Tapos nalaman ko, gusto niya ng Lego. Hala sige. Take my soul na po tayo before dessert sa suking Tita Place with Playplace.

Excited si E pumasok ng Lego store. Ako rin. Handa tayo for today. Then, ayun. Pili-pili. Ngayon ko lang nagets why may 2+ years old etc mga laruan. Ngayon lang ako nagka-pake. Pero arguable pa rin. Though sabi ng magulang ni E na may times nisusubo ni E mga ibang smaller Lego from suking Shopee. Sabi ko it's time na itapon ang Shopee Lego (not legit) and punuin ang bahay nila ng legit Lego. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wala naman akong pake kung building blocks na generic laruan ni E pero kita ko talaga galak niya sa Lego store. She deserves it. HALA. As a noona na naman po tayong sumisibat.

'Yung age niya, mga tag-1K-ish ang recommendation ng staff. Pero no, no, no, no. Ang gusto niya 'yung fave niya Mickey and Minnie na train. It's giving Hogwarts Express x Disney Classics eleganza. Since kakabirthday lang niya, super bet the cupcake with a candle. HUHUHUHU. And the best element is that the Lego has components na may pa-numbers from 1 to 5. HUHUHUHUHUHU.

Niyakap ni E 'yung chosen Lego box. Buti, hindi super mahal. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And then boogsh, bilhin na 'yan. She brought it by herself to the counter. Kaya pala medyo mababa counter sa Lego store na 'to. Nakangiti pa siya. Nagpa-thank you. My heart didn't melt but 'yung inner children ko, pumapayagpag. LOL. E thanked me again. I think 'di ko siya inaanak e. Nag-no yata ako? Minus points na naman tayo neto.

One other thing I like sa paginteract sa chosen kiddos is super soft ang supple ng tiny hands nila. Then, iba when they hold onto to your hand. OPAK. Basta. I can't super duper explain it but 'yung trust nila, 100000%. Saka ayun, unadulterated vibe 10000000. O baka naiimagine ko lang talaga 'yun as a fan of tactile things.

Lakad-lakad kami with her oversized Lego paperbag. Aba. Mukhang shopaholic 'tong batang ere. Hahahahaha. Lagot. Boogsh. Kahit hirap siya mag-walk at naiinip na ang noona niyo, push-push siya. Si E hindi spoiled pero sobrang galing mang-persuade. JUSQ.

Usapang school and the works na. Ako nasa bento box on her first day as a noona. HAHAHAHHA. Priorities, you know. Noona lang naman ako. 'Di naman ako kasali sa tuition fee na jusqdhzai. Natanong po tayo kung ano bang opinyon kong walang basis masyado. Nagulat na naman kasi paano ko raw nalalaman mga insider info na wala sa online. Me: I have friends na may school-age kiddos na kasi. 'Yun lang. Forced into information na 'di halata sa itchura kong weird.

Syempre, may curation tayo ng mga schools na 'di lang pang-folio, pang-social skills and mentoring pa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And I firmly believe na South is where the kiddos grow up better. LOL. Akala mo naman may lived experience ako sa non-South noh? Bias ko kasi nga, mas less densely populated dito. Saka 'di talaga mahirap mag-move around sa South. Plus, again, 'yung mga shitshow dito, 'di super dami. But when they do, headline na super sensational.

Swerte lang din because I have a few good friends na underrated sa early childhood education sphere. Alam mo 'yung teacher na sobrang love na love niya kiddos niya? And her folio is super progressive. As in. And 'yung small school niya, laban na laban sa Poveda, Xavier, and the works. Ganern.

Ang aga-aga na naman pero kasi may tinatawid tayo in the name of McQueen naman. Sa next pakawala na lang 'to kasi I'm still processing and strategizing how to go about it. Boogsh. Nagkita kasi sila ni E forda first time. And seeing my brother and my anak-anakan na almost the same age, I find myself coming to a kinda full circle. Shemay. May junakis na sila just like that. E mga 'to pinalaki ko. Hahahaha.

Syempre, 'di pa rin sila naayaw na mag-junaks na rin ang noona niyo. Me: Ay. Nadaanan ko na 'yan e. Thanks sa inyong dalawa. Ang hahassle niyo. Weird lang talaga na 'di ako nagce-crave magka-babe. As in. Kasi etong si E, as in, budol. Happy ako na zooming in, zooming out flow ko. And actually, the more I see the kiddos of my "kiddos" up close, mhieee, I KENNAT TALAGA. Hahahaha. On top of the estimated 18M price point to raise a kiddo decently sa baseline, it's a waste of time. E limited time only lang us. LOL.

Plus, ang hassle ng maraming dala. Paghanap ng elevator. Pag-consider ng kung anong gusto nilang kainin at ayaw nila. Anong allergies nila. Anong mood nila. Anong mood swing 01, 02, 03, etc. of the day nila. Anong susuotin na comfy and hindi pawis. Anong next nilang shots. Anong 'di dapat at dapat gawin bilang very bad example talaga tayo in all levels. Namiss ko dogs ko, honestly. No joke 'yan. No pun. LOL.

Anong lesson ng story na 'to? Wala. Wala ring abangan sa part na 'to because at the end of the catch up, I smile a bit. The answer is a solid NO. Pero again, kung makakahabol man, shemay. I KENNAT. Divine intervention god-tier levels na talaga 'yan.

[uchiuchi-universe]

[ammietty]

i got a good long cry out so i feel a little bit better thank you so very much it really lifted my heart

[okacinnamonbun]

When your nOTP is somehow better than your OTP

[snuggle-chats-and-maybe-more]

Taro, ten years into his Marriage with Osana: I love you~

Osana: s-shut up, Baka!! It's not like I like you or anything!! Now go take the kids to school!! But it's not like I gave birth to them for Y-YOU OR ANYTHING!!!! BA K A

[cyncallenreese]

I've started reading the first prologue of Tokyo Love Hustle and I already love it HAHA Like I bet it's a lot of fun to read the mainstories I can't wait (≧◡≦)!!!

Like please hahahahaha

And Ayataka what's with that face 🤣 Who would have thought you could make a face like this XD!!!! I LIKE IT HAHA!!

òwó ... I think it's clear that i already like Taro too.. A LOT XD haha quiet grumpy baka 🤣 Go for the KILL!

Please I can't what is this hahahahahah A Men Boobie Wall heelp 🤣🤣🤣

I already like them all haha a bunch of bakas 🤣 Suzumu is interesting too. He's really cheeky haha but i like that about him and there is more to him than he seems to be showing (★ω★) hue hue hue 💙 and

I'm also interested in Haru too cause he seems like a big softie also gentleman! He's already caring a lot for her. I'm sure he is fluffy too!! (๑˃ᴗ˂) ♡

Seriously i'm looking forward to it and please let it be funny and with cute moments where you just smile about it and melt in the feels! I hope they don't destroy is with fanservice shit 🙏🏻 I still need to read the second part. I was enjoying the first part a lot!

Anyway I'm looking forward to play their Routes 🙏🏻💙

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Fansub LRYaoi [Lectura]

Aquí encontrarás los proyectos trabajados por Fansub LRYaoi para su lectura online.

(Se irán actualizando los capítulos a medida que estén disponibles en la web)

─ A ─

•  Aitsu no Seiheki ha Hentai Sugiru [Mot Kuromura] (He loves muscles too much)

ONLINE:  01

•  Afurete Koborete Gaman Dekinai [Yamachi]

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03 - 04

•  Anta no Koto Tabesasete? [Taguche] (Can I Taste You? This Young Buff Wants Me)

ONLINE:  01

─ B ─

•  BL Game no Syujinkou ni Nattara Rival ni Dekiai Saretaken [Tomoka Nomiya]

ONLINE:  01

─ C ─

•  Compañeros de Cuarto [Yuka Ohbayashi]

ONLINE:  01

─ D ─

•  Densetsu no Mesuiki Yankee [Oiko Komaru] (The Legendary Mesuiki Yankee) 

ONLINE:  01

•  Do S na Uraaka danshi-kun [Sumeshi] (Doesuna ura aka danshi-kun rensai-ban)

ONLINE:  01

•  Dr. Kei Danshi no Renai Chart [Takahira Rito]

ONLINE:  01 - 02

•  Drastic F Romance [Yamachi]

ONLINE: 01

─ G ─

•  Gaman ga Dekinai Toshishita wanko no Aishikata [Kisara]

ONLINE: 01 

•  Goui You Nonke Ikase Kata [Nabeki]

ONLINE:  01

•  Go to the Wonderful Day's [Toshinari] (Do S na Kareshi ni Mou Muchuu!)

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03 - 04

─ H ─

•  H na mousou ga Kanattyaimashita [Rasu] (Un engaño que se hizo realidad)

ONLINE:  01

•  Hatsujou Playroom [Shiramatsu]

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03

•  Happeningbar de Aimashou [Nakagawa Riina]

ONLINE: 01

•  Hiasobi Shita Boku ga 30.000.000 Yen Hensai Suru houhou [Hanasawa Namio]

ONLINE:  01

•  Hoezura ni Kamitsuku Kisu [Himoda Q]

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03

─ I ─

•  Ikoku Sereb no Goyoutashi Dekai Sore Hontou ni Hairu no [Taguche]

ONLINE:  01

•  Inran Jyoshi no Private Porn [Hachiko Sato]

ONLINE:  01

•  Itte Owari na Wake ga nai! [Sig Komeoka]

ONLINE: 01

─ K ─

•  Kawaii Kouhai dato Shinjita Ore ga Baka Deshita [Haruyama Moto]

ONLINE:  01

•  Keedoro [Shu Shuna] (Kedro: El Ladrón y el Policía)

ONLINE:  01 

•  Kimihabokunomono ~ Konbini Yakin de Mesuiki Chōkyō [Kuroshiro]

ONLINE:  01

•  Koiha Sorakara Futtekuru [Monaka Kuri] (El Amor Cae del Cielo Regalo de Santa)

ONLINE:  01

•  Koisuru Hypnotic Therapy [Masaki Maki] (Hypnotic Therapy of Love)

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - Extra.

─ M ─

•  Mesuka Drag, Konzetsu Keikaku [Mocharo]

ONLINE:  01 - 02

•  Motoyan Shojosoushitsu wo Namahaishin [Hoshitani Kyo] (Pérdida de virginidad, entrega dura)

ONLINE:  01 - 02

─ N ─

•  Nakamade Torokeru No.1 [Torimaru Taro]

ONLINE:  01

•  Nante Buzamana Koi-deshou [Nakai]

ONLINE:  01

•  Natsuki-kun wa Boku no Mono [Yoshino Azuma] (Mr.Natsuki is mine)

ONLINE:  01

•  Nekoni Matatabi Oreniha Anata [Zutsuuyaku]

ONLINE:  01 - 02

─ O ─

•  Omae no Yubi de Toroketara [Utsumi Long]

ONLINE:  01 - 02

•  Onijyoushi Gokudera-san wa Abakaretai [Arata Licca]

ONLINE: 01 - 02

•  Osananajimi wo Mesuiki Choukyou [Ikegami Shougo] (Entrenamiento entre dos amigos de infancia)

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03 - 04

•  Oshaburi Sensei Wake Ari Yuutousei no Yowami [Shuuki] (El profesor y las debilidades del alumno de honor)

ONLINE: Vol.01: 01 - 02 - 03 - 04  | Vol.02: 01 

•  Oresama to Sugar [Hanamoto Ari]

ONLINE:  01

•  Ore no Souteishite Ita H na Tensei Life wa Kore Janai [Miyako Mimeko]

ONLINE:  01

─ R ─

•  Reizoku Keiyaku [Kuroshiro] (Slave Contract)

ONLINE:  01

•  Retsujyo no Hako [Chino Chi]

ONLINE:  01

•  Ryoujoku! Sennyuu Sousakan [Hiiragi Masaki] (Detective Infiltrado)

ONLINE:  01

─ S ─

•  Sensei, Imakara Tyoukyou wo Hajimemasu [Nachunori] (Teacher, I'm gonna start discipline now)

ONLINE:  01

•  Sex Sales Driver [Sabamiso]

ONLINE:  01 - 02 - 03

•  Shinjuku Bachelor to Yonaki Neko [Sato Yoshino] (Shinjuku Bachelors and the Midnight Kitten)

ONLINE:  01

•  Shikaru Mitai ni Daitekure Pawahara Joushi wa Kakure do M [Ikeda Souko] (Shikaru mitai ni daite kure ~ pawahara jōshi wa kakure doemu)

ONLINE:  01 - 02

•  Suezen ni Kiss [MOO (Mashiro Shiroiro)]

ONLINE:  Oneshot

─ T ─

•  Takuhai Danshi to Soku Ochi Ojisama [Mima]

ONLINE:  01

•  Tonari no Otoko [Hagi]

ONLINE: 01

•  Torotoro Hitou de Koi Hajimaru [Nangoku Banana]

ONLINE:  01 - 02

•  The back account has been known to new employees [Tomomi Sakana]

ONLINE: 01 

─ W ─

•  Wakatte Kudasai [Yoshimoto]

ONLINE: 01

─ Y ─

•  Yakuza-sama Senyou Ikasetara Hensai Ikkai Chara [Yuya Kirimi] (Los yakuzas vinieron a cobrarme y me cogieron de su juguete)

ONLINE:  01

•  Yumemiru Choukyoushi no Risou no Goshujinsama [Yaezaki Rai]

ONLINE: 01 

[clevelandrocklovesick]

Fun Facts from Michaela and Austin’s Stream

Michaela Laws and Austin Hively played Yandere Simulator’s demo live on YouTube today. Here is some interesting information from the stream:

Michaela introduced herself as the voice of Ayano, Ryoba, and the Lust Demon, as well as the game’s casting director.

Austin introduced himself as the voice of Taro, Ayano’s father, and “others.”

At its peak, there were over 9,000 people watching the stream.

Yes, Austin did the meme.

Among the people in attendance were Cayla Martin (the voice of Info-chan) and Razzbowski.

Contrary to what it says in the FAQ, YandereDev has plans for LGBT representation that he discussed with Michaela.

Dev and Michaela already have specific plans for two female NPCs. They were put on hold due to work on Osana.

It was decided in a conversation between Dev and Michaela that the scene in which Ayano tells Osana about her feelings for Taro depicts “the real Ayano,” rather than one of the acts she puts on.

She summarized the scene by saying, “I get you love him, but I need him.”

She believes this scene is proof that Ayano is a real yandere.

If the crowdfunding campaign is successful enough that Yandere-kun can become a playable character, he will be played by Alejandro Saab, just as he was in Michaela’s Yandere-chan vs. Yandere-kun rap battle.

Alejandro voiced the old delinquents and provided various generic male voices.

Taeko Yamada will be played by Samantha Chan.

Samantha is the voice of Pippi Osu.

Osana’s stalker is played by Matt Shipman, who is actually the boyfriend of Osana’s voice actress, Brittany Lauda.

Michaela noted that Matt is the voice of Inasa Yoarashi in My Hero Academia.

Michaela and Austin are well aware of and don’t care about YandereDev drama.

Michaela claims that Yandere Simulator will be finished no matter what and that she fully intends to see it to completion.

She is also angry that people act as if YandereDev is the only person working on the game.

Michaela says she looks forward to casting voices for every single one of the NPCs.

She stressed the importance of supporting the crowdfunding campaign so that she can pay all of the voice actors.

She does not intend to accept payment herself.

Austin’s headcanon is that Taro spends all day being quiet and meek, then goes home and trash-talks people online.

While speaking in character, Taro joked that the reason he’s friends with Osana is because he enjoys being insulted.

Ayano, also speaking in character, tried to fill the void in Taro’s life left behind by Osana’s death by calling him names. She found it very difficult.

She still called him a “baka.”

Austin said Taro is a “bottom.”

On multiple occasions, Michaela referred to Osana as “Bitch-Tits McGee.”

Michaela ships Raibaru with Budo.

Senpai noticed me.

He gave me permission to share funny bloopers, but I’m awaiting YandereDev’s permission as well. I received YandereDev’s permission while I was writing this.

[hjazysol]

Chapter 2: Unexpected Confrontation

A Team battle training exercise being supervised by heroes of Star Allies. Starry Knight & Waddle Dee. Both equally some of the most respected heroes by the publics views. With the appearance of a late arrival soon thereafter.

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A collective sea of frozen faces squinted at the small person stood at the front of the class, where they stood, in disbelief. A small person with a round clearly squishable face. They held a constant smile across their face. Coming from the Star Allies Hero Agency Kaabi Hoshino or better known by their Hero alias. Starry Knight.

"Hiiii. 1-S! It's me Kaabi! You all know me right. It's great to meet you all!?I hope you look foward to working with me! If any of you have any requests this lesson go ahead! So anyway enough talking let's get going already right!?"

"Oi. You didn't let them answer a single one of your questions." Kaabi's head was met with the backhand of their ally Taro Wanosuke the Pro Hero Bandana. He sighed shrugging nonchalantly.

"Well anyway. We look forward to working with you. As you know me & Kaabi are from the agency Star Allies. It's just us right now because well. Meta Knight's out right now doing work and... ...Our boss is..." He chuffed out a load of air from his mouth rolling his eyes. "Being our boss..."

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~Back at Star Allies HQ~

A giant TV was playing the Titanic. A giant group of people watching. The boss & pro hero King Dedede/Aotori Dan. Was sat in tears. Huddled up with another hero Kumo Kanashi. Taranza. "Man they DEAD dead. Rose can't even shout she's too frozen man. And Jack's already got his foot in the grave he ain't living!"

"It's ok Taranza she can still survive she'll make it!"

~"I'll never let go. I promise." Rose lays Jack to rest in the cold of the Ocean."~

At this point both Taranza & Dedede are turning into broken water faucets. "OHHHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT TARANZA SHE- SHE SAID- SH- SHE SAID SHE WON'T LET GO! OOOOH!"

"I KNOW BOSS I KNOW! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!"

Meanwhile Susie/Suzanna Haltmann & Marx/Mashiro Dokashi two others who were watching with them looked confused as all hell. "B-But she let go!? I don't get it!? This is complete garbage you guys really like this?"

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT BAKA! ("*T.* Baka!)" IT'S ABOUT NOT LETTING GO OF THEIR PROMISE IT'S NOT BEING LITERAL IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE!" Dedede scolded taking personal offence towards the attack against Titanic. With a fountain of water falling from his eyes and a runny nose he tried to talk seriously. "Slandering Titanic is coming off of your paychecks! Titanic slander is not accepted in this household!"

"... ... ... ... We don't live here..."

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"But anyways. We understand. Well. At least I understand the power you individuals possess. Something the villains can be scared of, right? Well today it would be our pleasure to watchover your practical lesson today. We look forward to it right Kaabi?"

"Right!" 1-S didn't answer right away instead they just remained squinting leaning forward at the people who greeted them. "... ... ... ...Huh?...OH SHIT STAR ALLIES!?"

"THEY JUST NOTICED WHO WE ARE!?" Kaabi & Taro spoke allowed falling over in unison. "That's enough playing around." Their homeroom teacher Kikotsu gathered their attention before they pressed a button. "Here we have your requested Hero Costumes for you." A row of shelves appeared from the wall each providing a numbered suitcase.

"Now I won't be able to supervise you today. I actually would like to see 1-A & B. I have yet to introduce myself. So for this Taro or Bandana whichever you prefer will record for me so I can give feedback for one of your future lessons. Be good now class. And watch over them properly right Kaabi?"

"OK! You can count on me!"

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"Hey? Hey? Sanbi? Are you still with me?" A man dressed in blue wearing sharp glasses sat opposite to a woman calling out to him on the cafe table. There was another woman with them at the time. "Huh? Oh sorry about that Tsubaki-San. I was spacing out again sorry! I just got nervous since I'll be doing an important job soon."

"An important job huh? Well I hope you do it good enough!"

"Oh yeah speaking of jobs. Tsubaki & Sasori. Weren't you asked to help out with the training of that new 1-S class in UA?" The two women he was sat with smiled slowly letting their eyes veer off to the left.. "No...No we were not."

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"I'm surprised you agreed to this anyway Taro. I would've liked Tsubaki/Bone Farmer or Sasori/Fatalé Stinger to help to. But you say they were busy right?"

"Hmm? Oh yeah...Busy." What really happened. "HAH!? Wh-What!? I could've sworn this straw was stood up taller than the others why's mine the shortest?"

"Ah better luck next time. I feel sorry for you Taro. Having to deal with that crowd of children. We'll remember you well" Sasori tried comforting the spear wielding hero treating it as though he'd die going out there.

Meanwhile Tsubaki glared at the box the straws were in. "... ... ...She pushed the longer straws through the bottom of the box so they'd seem shorter... ... ..."

~Time for Training~

"ALRIGHT! IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!" Hokori went around and shook everyones hand. "I look forward to beating all of you!"

"SOMEBODIES CONFIDENT!"

"Ok students!" Kaabi yelled out getting the attention of everyone. Both Taro & Kaabi held onto boxes. "Ok. So firstly here are the rules! In Gym Gamma there will be 10 people per team!"

Kaabi rustled around in a small bag they kept besides them. "Each one of you will be given a roll of Stickers with my smiling face on them heehee!" Misaka held a hand infront of her face hiding a blush as she did it. "That's cute."

"Now with my stickers. You have to put one onto the opposing team until no ones left. So once a stickers on. You're out."

" Now then students. Inside of here me and Kaabi have 20 balls 10 marked A & the other 10 marked B. A is Team 1. And B is you guessed it. Team 2."

A few seconds after everyone has been divided into their separate groups. "Ok I Bandana will announce the teams. So Team A consists of. Hokori Hitoshi. Misaka Kage. Ikazuchi Akimoto. Oshaho Hikari. Shebi Ishikawa. Yatsua Hayashi. Hatsu Sakimoto. Shuri Takibana. Oni Yuchi & Yurei Kitigawa. And Team B. Kageyama Itoua. Urya Kawakami. Michiko Sakura. Ekoba Himei. Takaishi Yamagori. Okuiru Satoga. Horitsu Manto. Sakusei Ishikawa. Honoka Kamijiru & Omega Hiakai."

"Hey...Kaabi...Going off of these guys backgrounds...Team A seems like they'll lose easily...I'm all for giving everyone of these kids a chance but the odds of there being severe casualties is at least a 70%." The Starry eyed hero Kaabi simply giggled to themself.

"Come now Taro. Others may wanna restrict these kids of their potential just cause of who they are. They didn't choose the type of upbringing they got. In fact we all should be happy they chose being Hero's. Though no matter what. I can never find out what's wrong with Hitoshi."

"Hmm? The red head?" The bandana wearer scratched at his head ending the action with crossed arms. "Well from what I know Dedede & Meta say he's the son of two incredible heroes. So if anything his placement in 1-S is strange. Whenever I ask for more details they say there's nothing more to say. Perhaps it's just a matter of his Quirk being too unrestrainable at max power."

"I don't think so...His ability is just turning his hands metal. There's nothing too destructive about that."

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"OK! All teams ready!? GO!?" A siren was set off alerting both sides to get going. Everyone carried the roll of stickers provided.

"Alright remember the plan!" Misaka took the lead. We split into 3 groups. One of 4 & two of 3. My Team with Hikari, Hitoshi & Takibana will go straight. Then the team with Akimoto, Hayashi & Ishikawa will go left. Then obviously the remainder Sakimoto, Kitigawa & Yuchi will go right! Alright split now!" Everyone followed her command pretty much instantly. Hokori's eyes sparkled with excitement.

"You're a great leader Kage! "

"Well...I guess you could say I'm used to bossing people around."

~Meanwhile with Team A~

"Alright here's the plan....Screw off do your own thing. WIN." Kageyama was the one who was meant to be in charge of his group, ignored the fact he had to cooperate with them. He ran off ahead.

"Some captain you are." Okuiru remarked snarkily. Omega then walked by the Plan Abscent group of kids. Catching the attention of Okuiru. "OI HIKAI! GET OVER HERE WE'RE PLANING!"

"......No way......This is just a waste of my time." He tore a hole in a random pipe closing the hole back after stepping inside. *Yawn* wake me up when you guys are near loss.

"...We aren't going to win this thing..."

A few minutes later Hokori & his group had nearly reached the middle of the whole arena and they still had yet to even come across somebody. "What's the big idea? I haven't seen a single person yet? You think they're hiding Misaka?"

"That would be the most likely option considering they have Subject O-75 it isn't exactly fair. It's only a matter of time before they use him." Hokori & Ikazuchi passed confused stares to one another. Before Ikazuchi tapped Misaka on the shoulder. "What's a Subject O-75?"

"...Oh. Nevermind. It's just one of those you indoor Pranks." Hokori struggled holding in his laughter retreating his hands to cover his mouth. "That's a weird way of saying that's an inside joke!"

"What's an inside joke? Are they like indoor pranks?"

Ikazuchi & Hokori said nothing only shared faces of concern and disgust remained on their faces. Oshaho the 4th with that group stopped, walking up to a large reflective pipe in the wall. This strange behaviour immediately alerted the others. "Guys. This pipe."

Misaka in a Hero Costume resembling that of a Kunoichi, began flickering her shadow about it eventually turned into 4 solid copies of herself "What's wrong is there an enemy hiding there Hikari?"

"No...No not at all. This pipe! It shows my perfect beautiful body perfectly with a reflection like this I might just take this thing with me. Hmm?"

"STOP BEING SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS!"

"Hmm. You're right it's far too massive." Various sounds of clanking pipes echoed from above. The sounds kept getting closer each second. Hokori being first to notice looked up. "CRAP THE PIPES ARE FALLING DOWN!"

"What!?" They fell inbetween the group of four splitting them as 'Hokori & Oshaho' and 'Ikazuchi & Misaka.' "Damn. I didn't consider they'd have set a trap like this. Something like this I'd guess was a 50/50 split. Either we all move out the way and continue. Or one of us would end up fending off the debris as the others went by. So then that one left behind can be captured."

Ikazuchi's eyes sparkled not just because he was impressed by Misaka's knowledge but because he was also relieved to be stuck with such a strong person. "Aneki you're so cool. There's no way we'll lose with you guiding us."

"It's not just me. Akimoto it's also those who I made leaders of the other teams. Sakimoto & Hayashi they should be able to ha- ... ... ...WAIT A SECOND AKIMOTO!? WHY ARE YOU WITH MY TEAM I THOUGHT I ASSIGNED YOU TO GO WITH HAYASHI & ISHIKAWA!? TAKIBANA SHOULD BE HERE NOT YOU!?"

"WAAAHWAHWAH! Hang on don't get angry but I thought your team would be cooler so I thought I'd go with you instead so I asked Shuri if she wanted to switch with me. She said yes."

Misaka forcefully grabbed Ikazuchi by his Fujin-esque Hero costume before shaking him around. "THIS ISN'T A GAME IDIOT! The son of a Pro Hero should know following the orders of the leader is one of the many things you should do to ensure a smooth rescue or capture." She sighed walking over to the wall of pipework. About to call out to the other two.

"Hitoshi-San! Hikari-San! Change of plan. From this point we'll just continue as we are ok?" She was met with the longest silence. "...Hm? Hey?. Hitoshi? Are you listening? Answer me damnit! HITOSHI!"

Going over to the other side of the blockade, Hokori & Oshaho had vanished someplace else.

"...Hmm. Those two don't seem at all shaken by the fact they've entered my area. I can't see them. I will know where they are soon enough." A voice came from a dark compartment within a large scale building. "Once you've entered my crosshairs you're down. Off course as a Sniper. I've gotta keep my distance from all that close ranged nonsense."

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~Outside the UA building~

A pro heros vehicle was about to pull up infront of the building. A man dressed in a wavy blue tailed coat. Stepped infront of it. They wore glasses and upon first noticing the car instead of just stepping out the way. A blue water like substance shot from their hands like a light beam at a extreme pace. It cut through both the car & the hero sat in the car.

"Apologies. I have serious buisness to attend here." They took the heroes ID and got in past the security. Pretty tamely they walked along throughout the corridors. Eventually finding themself at the Principals office. "Good day to you Principal Nezu. Your fur looks very nice today I must say."

"Oh? You must be the new teacher that's been enlisted to work here am I correct? Well I'm glad to inform that for the class you'll be helping teach the job is automatically given...However, you must read through these before interacting with a single one of those students. And just know your arrival will not be known to anyone outside of the school. As you already know 1-S's group contains one of the biggest possible threats in villain history alongside various others. Though I don't wish to discriminate against my students in such a way. They're all kids after all." The fuzzy pet like man handed him some papers each with the names of 1-S's students.

"Yes sir. But are you certain I needn't go through some proper interview I mean I brought a whole proposal and everything?"

"Yes that would be all that's needed. You can start next thing tomorrow. Kikotsu will be able to help you out.

The man spat out the tea that was lay before him though the liquid was swerved back to the cup and it appeared nothing had just happened. "Yes I'm sure. He will Principal if anything I'm surprised he's even here. Well I'll be going then. See you another time Principal Nezu sir."

They left back out the front entrance and out through the corridor, reading the papers as he did. "Now I could care less about the others. There's one Quirk in particular I'm looking out for."

Eventually they found themself skimming through it all. "Lab experiment gone wrong. Illegal Tournament Fighter. A Prince of the underground. Devil's inheriter! That's the one I need. And that's... ...O- Of all the people... ...It had to be her brother?"

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"POYO!? WHAT'S THIS WE ARE NOW 15 MINUTES INTO THE EXCERCISE AND THERE HAVE BEEN 5 LOSSES ON TEAM B (Okuiru, Horitsu, Michiko, Sakusei, Ekoba) HAND 3 FROM TEAM A (Hatsu, Yurei, Oni) IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME IS GETTING PRETTY CLOSE WOULDN'T YOU SAY BANDANA!?"

"... ...Kaabi...This isn't a game it's training.... .... ....Somethings just come up...We have to get out of here...It's. The Serious Issue." Huddled into a ball in the corner sat Michiko she had been sat rambling for about as quickly as she got out. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was supposed to look out for Hatsu approaching you guys warned me about it but I didn't listen I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." The ever positive Okuiru patted her on the head gently. It's ok. In all honesty none of us would've expected the guy to go kamikaze.

Hatsu had stuffed all of his stickers inside of a bomb then charged taking both himself out and his opposition. However in the process. It got his allies. Neither of which were happy about at all. He too was huddled in a corner only he was being kicked by th two girls Oni & Yurei. "I apologise."

"NOT ACCEPTED!"

Meanwhile, Kageyama was out solo. He genuinely believed that he didn't need a single person to help him. He's been thinking of plans from the rooftops. "...As far as plans go. All of them have ended with no restraint confrontation...I should be careful with who I choose to face off against...But I'm the greatest in my family of Quirk users...Of course that lazy ass Omega's nowhere to be seen. Probably just sleeping somewhere. Or maybe he got himself out on purpose. Hm?."

Running below him he noticed the team with Shebi, Yatsua & Shuri sprinting by. "Oh? Opportunity arises." He let them run away though despite saying this and instead he chose to equip a pole of light and sit with it instead of going down to fight.

"Yatsua? Have you noticed anything?"

"No Shuri. I can't feel any sort of presence. None that are approaching right now anyways. Considering who their leader was meant to be I'm not surprised they're so disoriented."

Overhearing the conversation only when he was clearly being mentioned. Kageyama threw down the pole adding to it's length as it fell. Once it had reached to the group of three. The light pole phased around them since Kageyama wasn't touching it it wasn't a solid object. Until Kageyama jumped down, onto the pole, now flicking up out the ground under the three of them catapulting them backwards.

"WHO'RE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT CREEPY CRAWLY!?" Not yet fully processing everything Yatsua could not defend himself from the second hand of Kageyama wielding a light club which came crashing down onto him. Knocking the spider boy unconscious. Kageyama took that chance to put a star on him. "Your out freak. Better watch who you're talking about next time!"

"Hey! How dare you take down Yatsua! I'll make you pay bastard!" Baring a somewhat ecstatic facial expression Yatsua's friend Shuri pointed aggressively towards the ever egocentric Kageyama. Before proceeding to grow in size she was about the size of a house. "This is as far as my limiter will let me go. I'm gonna go all out on you! You better not go easy just cause I'm a girl! Haha! You'll regret it!" Saying this she continued smiling.

"Shuri you shouldn't be smiling."

"I know Shebi but I'm just so excited!"

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"Oi Oshaho?" Hokori & Oshaho now far from where they were separated with Misaka ran for what felt like hours trying to get around through a massive maze like area. "You use your quirk that way we can see through your hands aswell as have them as a barrier from any unexpected attacks."

"Hmph? And why would I be inclined to do such a thing? My Quirk isn't for rough stuff. Just like myself it's beautiful so stop trying to utilise it in such an unnecessary way."

"... ...Oshaho I want to win." Oshaho had suddenly fallen to the ground a loud flicking was heard before the impact. "HUH!? HEY OSHAHO! ARE YOU OK!?" Hokori turned over the body of the beauty fanatic. On his side he found one of Kaabi's star stickers. "HUH!? How! Did someone throw this at him? But it's a sticker that would be impossible. It'd just blow away."

Another flicking noise was heard.after hearing it a gluey blob stuck Hokori's feet to the floor. "Shit! What's going on damnit?" A third flicking noise came. In a hasty reaction Hokori smash the ground his feet were stuck to separating glue from the ground, then dodged out the way. "Yeah. Those are definitely the stickers. It must be the sniper kid?"

~Takaishi Yamagori Quirk: Snipe. He has impeccable vision and pinpoint accuracy. And to top it off he uses no weapons to fire. All he needs to fire a projectile are his fingers. He could easily launch a person if given the opportunity to get closer.~

Hokori looked directly up to the direction of the shot. He was staring directly at Takaishi's hiding space. "...He hasn't moved? Has he found me? Well too bad for him I still know where he last was. Wait! I hear him trying to sneak away? Hmph. Well i wont let you."

Takaishi placed a round pellet to rest on his index finger before flicking it away with his thumb. It zipped down into the floor below Hokori and it blew up sending him skywards. "AN EXPLOSIVE! No. That was just a load of air being forced outwards that's why I was sent flying." Hokori was now face to face with his attacker. "So then you got up here finally."

Takaishi had a sticker and was aiming directly at the now defenseless Hokori. "Sorry your reward couldn't be better than defeat but. What you gonna do?" Takaishi clicked his fingers first before firing the sticker. In a hasty effort Hokori removed his Bandana and caught the sticker on it.

Takaishi stood almost confused he hadn'treacted as though Hokori's action was surprising nor frustrated that his tactic didn't work. Even as Hokori fell he remained staring where he was previously. "... ...Hmm? Hey Hokori why haven't you let out a scream of defeat yet-" Hokori fell onto a platform nearby! Only then did Takaishi turn to look down with a worried face.

"EH!? ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DODGED THAT!?" He started clicking his fingers repeatedly. "Alright take this then! Fire Gun."

"Isn't that just a flamethrower?" Hokori retorted scratching his head. Takaishi went into a bag strapped to his waist and pulled out a small bit of oil which he rubbed his hands in and a lighter. He lit his hand on fire. "There we go."

"HUH!? ARE YOU CRAZY!? OR DO U WANT YOUR SKIN BURNT OFF OF YOU OR SOMETHING!?"

"I told you already didn't I? This is...Fire Gun!" He flicked his fingers individually at high speeds. The result was fire somehow being flicked off, flying towards Hokori like a lit arrow. "OH!?"

"You haven't seen a thing just yet! Get ready!" He clicked his fingers again then turned to face Hokori. Finger Blast!"

"NO! No no! I'm stopping you right there dude."

"What?"

"That move name. That...It's kind've a suggestive thing don't you think?"

"Well what would you call then huh?"

"I don't know...Maybe Burn Bazooka. Hellzone Shot. Or Palm Blast. Or Big Bang Att-"

"BURN BAZOOKA!" Takaishi flicked every one of his fingers at once firing off an enormous fireball directly at Hokori.

"EHHHHHHHHH!? MATTE MATTE MATTE!"

"Hmm. That was easier than expected."

A blazing eruption of flames arose burning through the sky. Misaka looked back at it then closed her eyes before turning back slowly. "I do not. No. I don't. I do not see it. So therefore it does not exist." Misaka glared at him aggressively seeing as he was the one who literally just changed his designated position just cause he felt like it. "I'll shut up now..."

"IRON BULLET VARIATION!!!" Hokori launched himself off of the pipework. Takaishi had a shocked expression on his face as he turned on the spot anticipating Hokori's attack. "He's still up and running even after my strongest move so far?"

"DIDN'T YOU STUDY SCIENCE!? METALS ARE GREAT CONDUCTORS OF HEAT!" After being hit with fire his Iron fists glowed a burning red. "IRON BURNING BULLET!"

"NOT GONNA GO DOWN THAT EASILY! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW!" Takaishi like a spinning top spun rapidly in a circle holding both his hands out. "HERE WE GO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FIRE SO HERE! UBER BAZOOKA!" He forced his fist forward clashing with Hokori's fist. Unfortunately for him. Hokori immediately shot right through. "EH!? GAH-"

Takaishi was sent crashing down against the steel beneath his feet. After getting overpowered by Hokori's raw strength. It knocked of the visor that he was wearing allowing Hokori to see clearly what he had been dealing with.

"Ah so my thoughts were right then...You're blind." There were two scarred patches over where Takaishi's eye balls should be. Hokori picked his visor up off the ground before placing it on his oppents head along with one of Kaabi's stickers. "You put up a good fight!"

A loud siren blared signifying the end of the battle training but everyone who'd heard it began questioning things. Not on one team had everyone had been caught yet. Then roaring crowds of people could be heard coming from the main building as all the 1-S students went back to get dressed back into their uniforms. Then there was silence.

By the time they had all reached the main building it was completely cleared out no students no teachers. Nobody. So all they all left.

"Oh well." Hokori put his arms behind his back smiling. "I guess we finished earpy today who'd have guessed. Yahahaha!" He laughed. Eventually others laughed along with him. Except for Urya, Misaka, Kageyama, Honoka & Omega. They as a matter of fact were all sweating.

"I guess I could just ask Midoriya what's going one he's smart so I trust he'll get it...Oh?" He read a message in small letters. It said "Sorry..." But what Hokori had been focused on was actually the smaller writing below. "Unfriended!?"

"Hey you've got another message. From a Henshi person?" Shuri pointed to his notifications list. "Oh that's my sister...Hmm?" He read her message. "Come back now!" The message deleted after it was read.

"Huh? She deleted it?"

"Well. I hate to break it everyone but we continue walking...We're getting arrested." Kageyama stopped piercing a glare at Misaka who turned to look at him unphased in response. Urya covered his mouth with a sickly face. And Honoka had levitated away already. Everyone else... "....BHAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" They all laughed.

"Heeheehee that's hilarious Mi-Mi!" Shebi patted the stone faced Urya on the back continuing to laugh ecstatically. "...Fine...Think whatever you like...We're dangerous people just remember that for the future going forwards. Sayonara." She ran away.

"What the hell!? There's no way this is fucking real!? Kataoke would never lie to me?" Kageyama kicked away at the dirt outraged. "Me arrested? For what!? I haven't done shit!? Damnit! STOP LAUGHING YOU IDIOTS! Omega!?" Omega was long gone. Urya left to.

Hokori was alerted to a sound. Something being dragging and scraping along the floor. "Hey? I hear someone com-" A well built man blitzed past the group of kids then jumped onto a wall of brick. Planting an absolutely enourmous sword into the gravel beneath him. "Good afternoon students. My name is Asa Dewel. I bet you're confused at to what exactly is going on right now. Well allow me to answer that lingering question for you."

A spray of liquid erupting forwards onto the backs of all the 1-S students it then began to rain it. Takaishi vomiting at the awful smell it was giving off like someone was forcing him to eat metal. It was overstimulating due to his advanced senses. "TH-THIS! THIS IS?"

Turning now panicked. A frightening sight lay infront of them. The student, Horitsu Manto was gushing blood from an enormous wound that ran along his entire body. "That's right kid. 'This is' where all you brats. Must die."

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Notes:

Name: Takaishi Yamagori

Age: 16

Height: 180 CM

Weight: 74 KG

Blood Type: O

Skin Colour: Black

Likes: Adventures, Naming all his attacks & Hamburgers

Dislikes: People who can't keep a promise

Takaishi Yamagori blinded due to an unspoken of injury. He never shows the scars on his eyeball to anybody. So he wears a visor over them to hide the fact he's actually blind. Due to his Quirk he can actually make sounds loud enough to be as helpful in use as echolocation. He doesn't like bringing up that he's blind around people he doesn't trust or respect because he thinks he'll be downplayed because of it.

Normally, Takaishi is always loud and proud of his abilities one of his biggest boasts being he can flick a boulder over a tall mountain with one finger. *Obviously a lie but everyone humours him anyway*

When fighting someone he knows could possibly kill him he's actually really scared so he'll opt to run away.

He has his hair in dreadlocks which he will often change the style of from time to time. His eye colour before losing them was brown. His Hero costume a 3 tailed cloak. With a belt with a X shaped belt buckle. Aswell as a badge on his right side in resemblance of a circle target board. He has knee high boots which have soles which allow him to stick to different surfaces. A singular shoulder pad on his left aswell as an armband. On his belt is a bag of small pinball sized weapons which are buklets that are used to embue a certain status effect on someone. And lastly he has a pair of gloves on.

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Nickname: Cleo, Cadink

Name: Claudine

Zodiac: Pisces

Fav music: Beatles, Michael Buble, Muse, Owl City, Daniel Powter

Fav sports: Soccer, basketball, baseball (watching not playing)

Other blogs: @/sourpatchbebe (main) @/madamhunnisbb (yuri/girls love blog)

Do I get asks: Very rare on this blog

How many blogs I follow: 1,895 (this is side blog so my followers are from my main)

Tumblr crushes: @/cinnabunni

Lucky numbers: 5

What am I currently wearing: Pink long sleeve pajama top, black with pink and white polka dots pajama pants, and purple socks

Dream vacation: America or England

Dream car: Just something small and easy to drive

Fav food: Poutine, cucumbers, Miss Vickie’s sea salt and malt vinegar chips, loaded potato

Fav drink: Pepsi, taro bubble tea, Ice Cap

Instruments: None

Languages: English and a tiny bit of French

Celebrity crushes: Don’t think I have any

Random facts: I am left handed. I am not too good at cooking but I can bake pretty well. I only got into anime in my last two years of high school. I was employee the month at my work in February. I really love sour candy and sour fruit like lemon and unripe mangoes. I thirst after Domestica and tend to get involved with unloved ships and series~

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2020、３，３　タロウのバカ　DVD発売

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//muffled screams of happiness cuz everyone is asleep but me

[okacinnamonbun]

Which Johanne Bach does Senpai like more?

Sebastian, or Christian?

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Trailer of Taro no Baka

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Anonymous said: Osana calls Taro Baka one too many times so he launches her into space

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*Nier Autama spoilers in description* I apologise for presenting to you all some farty little 10 minute sketch while you’re patiently waiting for Hella Hill and my next Pinup, but this is just a little thing I noticed about the game Nier Automata which I am currently playing. [I couldn’t see it any more worth my time to ink and colour this.] So far the game is Okay, The music is alright and 2B’s bum is nice, the robot designs are pretty creative. but the level designs seem pretty sub-par and the boy android with me gets pretty annoying at times. I'm not big on Anime or Japanese games so I guess you can put it down to be being a “Baka Gaijin” or something ;] So I was playing last night after getting pissed off at Shadow of the Tomb raider and found this little ball thing called Emil and I thought to myself “Dude, that looks like the kid from nightmare before Christmas!” (now he’s in this weird little tuk tuk playing a weird little song and sells stuff :p) Turns out the guy who made the game actually wears the mask at interviews. Guess Mr. Taro is a Tim Burton fan ;]