#taps the sign warning that Conny can be an asshole sometimes. a nerve has been struck.

[asksableye]

Sabre: "So what're you gonna do with the egg? Are you gonna eat it? Or waste your time raising it, cause I mean... What if it hatches into something annoying?"

EAT IT?! EAT IT?!?! IS YOUR BRAIN AS DULL AS YOUR BLADES?! NO I'M NOT GONNA %&#^ING EAT IT!!! I'M NOT A CARNIVORE, YOU GLORIFIED KNIFE RACK.

well... maybe a carbink...?

UGH!! THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING AFTER IT FOR MONTHS, DUMMY!! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT HATCHES INTO!!! NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TOSSED IN THE TRASH AND LEFT TO ROT JUST BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T STRONG ENOUGH FOR- FOR-

[Conny cuts himself off abruptly. If it weren't for the subtle twitching of his head and hands every few seconds, you might've thought the camera feed had frozen completely. As suddenly as he cut himself off, Conny snaps back to attention.]

Don't say something stupid like that ever again. Idiot.