#taoc sun

[scrybe-of-death]

finished that sketch i posted the other niiighhtttt :3c SIGILBEAM WIN! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

got the prompt from @draw-the-squad-like-this :D orig + some extra notes under cut

i gave sun some makeup and her freckles are constellations and stars now! (her freckles have always been stars if you looked close but i never leaned far into it until now SKAKKS)

ALSO! YES! SUN HAS A TAIL AND A FANCY NEW EXPLOSIVE FIERY OUTFIT!!! i had been SO strong with not giving her a tail for MONTHS AND MONTHS... i couldnt do it anymore... cries cant believe i gave in </3 /j

feather duster tail sigil x spiky fiery tail sun

and i experimented a little bit with sigil's clothes, as well as made some little rips in his feathers, but other than that i couldnt find much else to do to his design ;; I DONT OWN HIM I DONT KNOW HIS HEART OKAY-

and as always, sigil belongs to the talented @anartistwithamask !!!

[bob-the-cemetery-ghost]

*hey look! It's nymn!!! And who's that with her? Oh it's sunny!(who's not high)*

@the-amazing-sun

-@nymn-taoc

Oh. Hello Nymn. Long time....

[yokelfelonking]

TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"YOUJ CANT GO THERE,!!!1 ITS DARK AND YUO AER LIEKELYL TO BE EATAN BY A RGH!! HAHGRREAEHhaAhaewoospFropek/????R S Sameul beeckaekt has no glrelgs yuo litle snieveling eo mfnao 1!! aAAOAOOPS!!11@!1 aAagargrgoirhgorighoirhoi1h1111 fn nathan barleyJEO WRFJOJ PO hofot1!!!eerkp oops"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"AHAAHAHAHAHAHHH BUUUUUUuhh!!!! CAPTIN FOBREI TO TEH RESCUE!! DODODODOO!! WHEREVERE THEIR SI DEPANY, CAPTION FOBREIIE SI TEHRE!! WHEREVER TEHSE SI Hao FOOD STRIEK PINK MILKSHAKE, CAPATIN FOBRARIE SIT EHRE!!! CAPTIAN FOBRIE WHAT DO YOU URN ON? I RUN On COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: x­F SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[scrybe-of-death]

It'll take time to cover our vast multitude of sins, but "sorry" is where it begins...

UGH THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!!! I'm not completeellyyy happy with the lighting and colors but I think it turned out pretty welll >wo

I loved encorporating Sssir Pentiousss's design into Sssun and adding Charlie's design to Bob! (though adding Charlie's design elements was a bit more difficult due to how different their designs are lol)

Anyway me when the mother son dynamic im not normal theyre so fun. Me when Bob called Sun "mom" again. Cried tbh

@bob-the-cemetery-ghost for bob's character!

AND LOL I SOMEHOW FORGOR heres the ref

[scrybe-of-death]

i prob could have polished this more and timed it better than i did but TBF i made this in like... 2 hours max

THIS FRAME I ADORE BTW SHES SO DISTRAUGHT

and as always bob is by @bob-the-cemetery-ghost :3

[bob-the-cemetery-ghost]

*nymn is looking for bob*

*she's concerned to say the least*

-@nymn-taoc

*There's a tall Sun and a very damaged Bob on the edge of a cliff. Bob lays on his side and sobs while Sun watches...*

[yokelfelonking]

TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

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"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

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"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

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"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

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"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

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"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"