#tankman tankwoman

[radioactive-dyke]

vid i made for tiktok

[asillyartist]

These two

I love them a lot... I wish to be them one day

(not a ship gulp)

[justcommander]

will we ever see the snipers again?

Anons, sorry for taking one hundred years. Also no problem for language it's all good. I just got back here And you know. There is A LOT of Tankmen content I never posed here anymore or never posted at all. So... here you go:

Maybe I'll draw them again.

I definitely missed them I admit.

[jellyfishtoenail]

Dumb Tankmen headcannons

Captain (John)

Panromantic and asexual. Like, yes he makes c0ck jokes but the second you actually whip yours out he's disgusted

S3x neutral, thinks it's funny just doesn't wanna be a part of it

Is short hahahahah (is actually average height: 5"8')

Was a COD kid. Thankfully, only the c0ck jokes stayed

Has Adhd and is a little socially unaware (ex. making C0CK JOKES in front of his colleagues)

Drinks p!ss (ex. spooky month and Ted saying his beer tastes like pee). Why? No clue. He's just weird like that.

The thing about getting a st!ffy wasn't a joke at all, he actually just gets one when the enemy is nearby. Like a spidey sense. "My divk senses are tingling"

Steve

Greysexual and Greyromantic

John is literally the only person he's ever been attracted to in his 30 years of life

He does like John s3xually but doesn't do anything about it because he loves him, with s3x or without

Still calls John "Captain" on the battlefield, but when alone, he'll just call him John

Literally everyone knows him and John are gay but he still tries to keep it a secret. And fails when John gets too fruity for the 29383th time

EXTREMELY competitive. Like, if you lose, you'll never hear the end of it. If you win, he won't talk to you for days. Although he has been working on calming down a little.

Has anger issues but has been working through them too. (I mean you kinda have to if you're gonna date John tbh-)

Ted

Is nicknamed teddy bear by everyone and he HATES it

It came from after being shot in the d!vk by enemy tankmen he used a teddy bear to stop the bleeding from his down there. Someone thought he was doing it to the teddy bear and spread that rumour, causing the nickname

45 (cringe)

Asexual Aromantic

Also was a huge COD kid. Unfortunately, the COD brainrot stayed 😔

Tankwoman

Someone save her why is everyone so weird to her-

Probably the smartest out of all of them

Idk i don't have much to say. Just wish she got more screentime and the guys (cough, cough TED) were less creepy to her

Bill

The guy everyone is SURE is gay but is somehow straight

Like that one teacher we KNEW was gay until he started talking about his wife and kids

Acoustic (welcome to the club, bill)

Rip bozo

Skittles

18-19

The one shooting everyone in the dingaling

Has daddy issues (real)

Tim

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Has a huge crush on commander (captain of enemy tankmen)

Objectum. Cuz why not

Definitely a little neurodivergent just nobody knows which one he has

Was a minecraft and undertale kid (me too, buddy, me too.)

Literally just follows Commander everywhere like a dumb puppy

Commander

Honestly just trying to do his job and defeat the tankmen (an asshole, but a focused asshole)

Is okay with tim following his as long as he does his job and doesn't get too close

Homophobic/j

Called tim a dumb puppy once and has regretted it ever since

[star2stop]

fun tankmen doodle page >:]

[sn1p1ng888]

gator + the canon men

was thinking about how gator interacts with the canon tankmen so here we are

Would love to have him interact with some of y’all’s tanksonas so feel free to comment/reblog how you think they’d react to his bullshit n maybe I’ll draw it 😭😭

[zenosiege]

Ayo, meet Palindroma (my OC). And yes, she cosplays a Tankwoman (or Tankman? Whatever)

[watermeloon314]

Tankwoman: Why are Captain and Steve sitting with their backs to each other? Ted: They had a fight. Tankwoman: Then why are they holding hands? Ted: They get sad when they fight.

[cchipollo]

guys. i have to come out. im... a Tankmen (Newgrounds) fan. im so sorry lmao

[dashflashy-arts]

Really tried to think of a mom to draw for Mother’s day, but I can’t stop thinking about these two!

Shhh y’all!! he’s trying to give his dad a gift

Bonus:

rip to the fam

[tima-blue-meanie]

Parents tankmen

[soapycocacola]

More poorly edited Tankmen character memes even though no one asked!!

[jellyfishtoenail]

Dumb tankmen meme as i haven't posted in a while

[ge-artsy]

Eww... Shipping background characters again 😝

[alexabraixen]

[justcommander]

I started with drawing Steve as Pawniard becuase he’s a little angry impulsive stabby boi. And ahh... I kept going drawing Captain’s whole group. Well, the group of the detailed ones. I love Bisharp and Pawniard, these two are my favorite pokemon. You expected Ninetales from your Kitsune Commander? No. Bisharp. The asshole pokemon and his little subordinates. And Tankmen are assholes too, so-

I love them, I love them so much.

I... didn’t mean to keep going I drew Steve and everything came form it.

Oh well.