#tanjirou is a simp

[lordoflightning]

haganezuka face reveal animated today guys how are we feeling

[silverynight]

Muichiro really woke up just to say: "Tanjirou, baby, I got your sword, I love you, you can do this." And then passed out again with a smile on his face because he's actually a simp.

[pillow-anime-talk]

where you go, i go.

request: i saw write for kagaya and as a simp for him, thank you! if i may, request a scenario where before the confrontation with muzan, kagaya had begged for reader to not be there with him but reader refuses. she takes a hold of his hand, bring his knuckles to her lips, pressing a gentle kiss on his hand. gently but firmly stating that he’s her companion in life. the love of her life. she will not leave him alone. she will stay right by his side no matter what may come to pass. [i had gotten the idea from the quote “we have lived together for many years. where you go, i go” of ida straus to her husband isidor straus. i think that this would suit the relationship] 

# tags: scenario; current marriage relationship; soft romance; drama; mostly angst; mention of death and crying; kagaya and reader have children; sfw?

includes: female reader ft. kagaya ubuyashiki {kny}

author’s note: it was a beautiful request and i’m sorry you waited so long for it! love u, anonnie ♥

These were hard months for people, for whole Demon Slayer Corps, and most of all for you and your loved one, who buried many of his combatants, many of his ‘children’. Both you and your husband knew that it was a matter of several hours before Muzan would reach your current place of residence and start wreaking havoc and murder innocent people, destroy crops and houses, and kill animals grazing in meadows or resting in stables and cowsheds. The Demon King wanted to catch both your partner and Tanjirou’s little demon sister, and you had to be prepared for that; both mentally and physically.

Your husband begged you to take your children and hide in a safe place for you (preferably underground with a supply of food and water), to run as far away as possible from the King walking towards you and forget about what has been going on for the last few months (e.g. to find someone better, someone with whom your future will be bright and peaceful). But you were stubborn, Kagaya knew it very well.

“...I’m begging you, Y/N. Just go away and live safely without me.” The blind man turned his head in your direction and you just frowned. The chirping of the last birds reached your ears, and you muttered something unintelligible under your breath.

“... Why would I leave a person who is my whole world?” You asked rhetorically and the man only sighed in response. You were really stubborn and stuck to your point. “We have lived together for many years, Kagaya. Where you go, I go. Do you remember? We promised that to each other on our wedding day.” You smiled softly, and the twenty-three-year-old seemed to sense your changing facial expressions. His heart, though it shouldn’t have, was beating faster.

“Yes, I know, my dear. But I don’t want anything bad to happen to you and kids, you need to understand that, Y/N.” He said, listening to the wind and the sound of flowing water from the tiny stream in front of your property. The rustle of leaves and bushes was also pleasant to the ear.

You moved closer to your husband and then took both of his hands in a strong grip. Kagaya obviously appreciated the gesture, and the moment you lifted his hands to your own warm lips and placed a tender kiss on both of his hands, he understood that you would not leave him, even if you go to certain deaths. It wasn’t your style, it wasn’t in your genes.

“So let’s get through this together.” He said in a low voice so as not to wake your sleeping children at home. You nodded your head, thanking him for his understanding.

“...Let us also die together.” You replied with a confident face and then hugged the man, inhaling his characteristic, pleasant smell reminiscent of old pine and fresh peonies. “Where you are, there I am.” You said, closing your eyes, dreaming of life and a world where there are no demons, death and war. About such a life where there are only you two, your offspring, laughter and love. 

It was a beautiful vision.

[murachinchi]

i post this on twitter but imma share it here too

Its about my Hantengu x Tanjirou oc kid Homejiro! ill shorten his name to Home lol

CW : forced impregnation and dubcon

for a little background, Tanjiro was the one who birth the child but because of the circumstance of how the child was conceived he had a really bad postpartum depression. He can’t nor was he allowed to care for the baby unless they were under supervision by the Hantengus. So Tanjiro didn’t raise Home until he was around 2 years old where his symptoms got a little better.

When Tanjiro start to get closer with his own son, he found out that Home doesn’t have a good routine cause Hantengu and the clones just let him do whatever. So Tanjiro decided to make a routine for Home so he’s not as fussy and wild. It was hard at first but he found a workaround where he just need Hantengu to follow the routine as well.

For example, if it’s time to eat then Hantengu has to eat too, if its time for a bath then Hantengu has to bathe as well etc. And it works really well! Sometimes Home asked “ what about the other daddies??” Tanjiro just dismissed that lol.

The clones did follow the routine to! except for Urogi 😂 cause he said he wants to be the fun parent so fuck em rules lmaoo

This is also how Tanjiro start to get closer to Hantengu because they spent alot of time together.

Although kidoairaku are fine with it. not so much on Zohakuten. Tanjiro and Zohakuten disagree alot about how they should raise and discipline Home. But here, Hantengu is a simp for Tanjiro and Zohakuten only listen to what Hantengu says. So if Zohakuten and Tanjiro had a disagreement, Tanjiro would just go to Hantengu to tell on him. Then told Zohakuten to lay off and listen to Tanjiro 😂😂

[queenpiranhadon]

do whichever you want, I dont care lol

zenitsu agatsuma

Leo valdez

tanjirou kamado

grover underwood

they are put in order of how much I simp for them

A/N: I'm going to assume you want x reader because yeah lmaooo but since his birthday is today, I figured I'd do our favorite Uncle Leo hahahah Here's the masterlist!!

Warning(s): Cursing, mentions of being burned, blood, crying, you are Leo are best friends, angst with a happy ending, Leo is in love and doesn't realize it bahaha, reader is unclaimed, people be shit talking, there's no timeline for this, just insert it where you want lmao, reader is gn but is written with f!reader in mind, usage of Y/N, Leo refers to you as an angel

Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x Reader

•────•°•❀•°•───── ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ─────•°•☁︎•°•────•

Aw fuck.

Leo may or may not have royally messed up. Like a ton.

He didn't even know how it happened, because one moment he's walking through Camp Halfblood with you, his best friend in the entire world, and the next, he overhears some bastards talking shit about you and he just...snaps.

"Ugh who'd you get on your team for capture? Can't believe Mr. D thought it would be a good idea to split up the cabins and 'mix and match'"

"Yeah it's honestly super dumb- I'm not complaining though, I've got Annabeth."

"You're just lucky- I got Y/N of all people- literally the most annoying person on camp- and honestly the most useless too."

At at the sound of that, Leo whipped his head to you, just in time to see your eyes wide, on the brink of brimming with tears before looking forwards, attempting to pretend you didn't hear anything.

But you had.

And Leo knew.

You were unclaimed, and you mostly kept to yourself until Leo found you tending to Festus while he was away one day- and surprisingly the metal dragon seemed completely at ease around you.

Leo was awestruck, and ever since then, you two had gotten extremely close, the son of Hephaestus even found himself longing to be in your presence whenever he was on quests.

You were quiet, but around him, you opened up more, you were funny, and kind, and you have a quick tongue too, always engaging in light banter with him that never ceased to be entertaining to either of you.

To him, you were perfect- because you were there. His first best friend technically wasn't his in the first place, given that Jason, Piper and Leo himself were all under Hera's unnerving control. Needless to say, the three of them were still close, but Leo couldn't shake the feeling that it wasn't genuine.

Along with the rest of the Argo II members, he felt more like a seventh wheel more than anything (if that was even possible) and deep down, the nagging thought that he was nothing but a burden always lingered.

Around you though, he felt like someone, like he was special - around you, he felt like Leo Valdez.

Maybe that's why he got so mad, he didn't even know he could get so mad- and the next thing he knows, a murderous scowl is painted on his face and he's lunging for the two other campers, fists ablaze.

But you were faster.

You, sweet angel you, saw what was coming the moment his palms tightened into fists, lunging forward to stop him, using your hands to stop him own.

In hindsight, you probably should've remembered his hands were on fire.

But even as pain seared your palms to the point tears where subconsciously running down your face, you swallowed, and stood firm.

"Leo, please." you beg weakly, and in an instant, his flames distinguish, and your blood now paints his first- horror overtaking his face as you stare into his eyes pleadingly. "They're not worth it."

Leo, in his guilt ridden frozen state, can only bring himself to look at you, and yet, he doesn't deserve it, your eyes wide and cheeks stained with tears- he can't believe he had done this to you.

He, of all people, had hurt his angel, his haven, his best friend.

But you didn't waver, when he buried his hands in his eyes, sobbing uncontrollably, you said nothing, engulfing him in your arms and pressing his face into the crook of your neck and he heaved, tears soaking into your shirt.

He was broken, but he knew, even if he didn't deserve it, you would be there to pick up his fragments, piece by piece, with your damaged hands, just so you two could be together again.

[alexdelray1]

Giyuu Tomioka x Fem! Reader.

Murder Mystery AU!

Also Modern Times AU

Giyuu Tomioka is your rival since middle school. You two always argued who got better grades. Not only you two went to the same highschool, college but also now university! What will happen if you two will end up on the same party?

Warning: NSFW! Strong language! Death! Suicide The fanfic was inspired by the movie "Bodies Bodies Bodies." English isn't my first language.

-Reader, are you ready for fun!?- Mitsuri asked me as she walked into our room. She's already in her pink-green dress. Of course as always showing off big part of her chest. It's not like I don't like it but she's going to give Iguro a heart attack. Again...

-Yeah, but there are like millions of parties. Why do we have to go to one that is in forest?- I asked her. I was (if you want you can wear something else but I will now write canon) wearing a little red top, blue jeans, and red sneakers. I was showing off my midriff.

-Becouse Tengen is inviting us.- Mitsuri said. That says a lot. Tengen's parties are always the ones that you never forget, no matter how drunk you are. He's a big party freak, from making out with his three girlfriends in front of everyone to dancing break dance on the ceiling while being high and drunk.

-I'm scared what he wants to do in the middle of the fucking forest. It's scary enought that we know he has orgies with his girlfriends everyday which is I don't know if healthy for his prostate. What if he wants to I don't know... I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! He's unpredictable!- I shouted.

-Don't worry Reader about Tengen's prostate, it's his problem. I'll make sure nothing too sexual that could give some of us HIV won't happen.- Shinobu said as she walked into the room. She's wearing a violet shirt and black skirt.

-Thanks, Shinobu. You're saving my vagina.- I said and stood up from my bed.

-As always.- Shinobu added.

-Let's go and not get STD!- Mitsuri shouted exited.

TIME SKIP.

-Tengen, you motherfucker. Where do you get money from? Your dick?- I asked Tengen as I got out of the car. This isn't a fucking house. It's a villa or penthouse, I don't know. Kanao looked quite scared so I took her hand in a gentle grip.

-Good shot but not that close. My family is old money. My great great something gradpa was in a clan but got out of it and made quite a fortune himself by being some warrior.- Tengen said as we walked into the house.

-Is Iguro already here?- Mitsuri asked looking around.

-Is Sanemi already here?- Kanae asked also looking around. She came with us becouse Shinobu is her sister.

What simps. I'm never going to be like them. I looked outside into the garden and yard. Uhhh Giyuu in swimsuit, nice view. It's not like I like him or smth but oh my God. These abs, this six pack. NO READER YOU ARE NOT HORNY FOR A MAN THAT LITERALLY IN SOME WAY MAY STALK YOU! IT'S NOT COLLEEN HOOVER BOOK!

-Iguro is in the pool with Sanemi, Giyuu, Kyojuro, Genya, Tanjirou, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Hiroshi, Atsushi and Nana . We'll start partying in the house when it'll get dark or start raining.- Tengen said and opened door to the pool with garden. Our friedns were there.

-Hey!- Rengoku said while swimming. It looked as if he was training as always.

-Hey Kanae! And... others...- Sanemi said while sunbathing.

-Hey Mitsuri.- Iguro said while sitting in the in the shade of a tree.

-Hey everyone!- Tanjirou said while trying to swim as fast as Rengoku.

-Hey!- Genya said with a smile while sitting next to Sanemi (my baby Genya...).

-Hey, girls. Why aren't you in swimsuits?- Zenitsu asked with a blush while sitting on a inflatable duck.

-Does any of you want to compete with me in who can do the biggest jump!?- Inosuke asked and jumped into the water.

-Hey...- Giyuu said while just standing beside the pool.

-It's nice to see you guys!- Mitsuri shouted as we walked into the garden. I tried not to look at Giyuu.

-What about our two biggest nerds drink a little?- Tengen said and pushed me into Giyuu. I quickly moved away from him annoyed. Tengen gave everyone just not Tanjirou, Zenitsu, Inosuke and Kanao cups of alcohol.

-Nice to see you Giyuu...- I said reluctantly.

-Also nice to see you Reader...- He said also reluctantly and we both drank.

-Jesus Christ. It's...- I didn't end the sentence.

-Strong. Tengen plans now to have us all drunk. Making drama and funny situations I guess.- Giyuu said and put his cup on the table.

-I think that it's better for us two to stay sober if something happens. You never know with Uzui.- I commented and also put my cup on the table.

-Yeah, pool and alcohol isn't a good match.- he agreed with me.

-What about you girls go and change into swimsuits so we can get the party started? The bathrooms are on the left.- Tengen said and pointed at the deep of the house.

-Kanao can you stay with the boys while we go change, okay?- I asked her and she nodded her head. Kanao didn't like swimming around so many people so she didn't bring the swimsuit.

-Okay! Shinobu! You have our swimsuits, right?- Mitsuri asked her.

-Of course I do. What would you guys do without me?- Shinobu said while holding the bag with swimsuits.

I gave Giyuu one last glance and left him with Kanao.

TIME SKIP

-Reader! Why are you dry? Go swimming with us!- Misturi said and got out of the pool. As always she's showing a lot of her chest. It's not like I don't like it. I'm now sitting on the sunbed.

-Sorry but I can't swim today.- I said. I had on myself shorts and top of the swimsuit.

-But!- Mitsuri tried to reason with me.

-Mitsuri, I love you but I really can't.- I said. Mitsuri got closer to me and whipered to my ear.

-Why didn't you bring tampons?- Mitsuri asked me.

-My vagina doesn't like tampons.- I whispered.

-Mitsuri! I chellenge you for a swimming contest!- Kyojuro shouted with energy and happiness.

-YEAH!- Mitsuri quickly jumped into the water leaving me alone but not really.

I looked at Tanjirou who was now sitting on a chair tired. Hope she won't look like that after this.

-So you can't swim?- Giyuu asked me. He was laying o the sunbed next to me.

-Giyuu, don't make a small talk. That's american. And yeah I can't swim today.- I answered not really nicely.

-You don't really show up to parties often. What made you come here?- Giyuu asked me and put on his sunglasses.

-First off. You're my stalker or something? Second off. You look funny now.- I said and laughed.

-We just know each other for a long time and I can see it when you're not in the group.- He said like if it was some big problem.

-I have sometimes just more important thing, you know? And I came today becouse I want to relax a bit.- I said and gave him a look.

-Guys, it's starting to rain!- Zenitsu shouted.

-No it's not! You're just wet!- Inosuke shouted and splashed him with water. Few rain drops fell on me. I got up with Giyuu.

-Zenitsu is right it's starting to rain.- I said. Everyone started taking their stuff as the rain began to fall more heavily.

I took my bag and started heading inside. I slipped on the grass and fell.

-Fuck.- I cursed and sat up. Giyuu took my arm and helped me get up but then he didn't let go of it and ran with me to the inside.

-As we see our love birds as always together.- Tengen commented. Everyone were already inside and we were the last ones to get in. Giyuu let go of my arm and looked away.

-Okay, okay. Don't shit yourself.- I said and put my bag on the couch. Everyone started to have their own conversations mostly about how no one knew about storm coming.

-Reader, how is it that you say that you don't like Giyuu and don't want to be around him but on parties you always sit near him or talk to him the most?- Shinobu asked me.

-Coincidences.- I said and put on a shirt. I looked out of the window. It was already dark outside.

-I don't really belive it. Do you possibly have a crush on him?- Shinobu asked me and I got nervous.

-Me and him? Yeah maybe in other universe.- I chuckled and gave her a shirt to warm up.

-In other universe you proprably said the same thing.- Shinobu said with a little smile and put on the shirt.

-Yeah yeah. Stop looking for some drama's. You're not going to find any.- I said and crossed my arms.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

A scream and loud banging came from the window outside. It was Atsushi. His stomach was bleeding. Hew as banging on the window in agony and horror. After a second he fell on the grass.

-OH MY GOD!- Mitsuri shouted terrified. Iguro quickly hugged her and covered her eyes. Sanemi did this as well to Kanae.

Others screamed. I quickly opened the door to outside and ran up to Atsushi.

He wasn't moving, proprably also breathing. I checked his pulse.

-He's dead!- I shouted so everyone could hear through the rain.

I heard screams and cries. Giyuu, Kyojuro, Tengen and Genya walked up to me and the dead body. I looked at the Atsushi more closely. His shirt was put on front on the back and back on the front for some reason.

-Turn him around!- I said and started trying to turn him around. Men without asking did it with me.

He was stabbed on the back, few buttons of his shirt were taken out.

-What psycho would do such a thing?- Genya asked himself while looking at this.

-I don't know. Sanemi! CALL POLICE!!!- I screamed to him.

Sanemi took out his phone and dialed the number.

-NO FUCKING SIGNAL!!!- Sanemi screamed back.

-OF FUCKING COURSE!!!- I cursed and looked down at Atsushi.

-We need to get back into the house. Whoever did this is proprably still outside.- Giyuu said and got up.

-Giyuu is right, let's go.- Kyojuro said with serious expression on his face.

-But... Okay...- I sighned while looking at the dead body and stood up.

We walked into the house and locked the door.

-Okay, everyone. Atsushi is dead. We're all sad becouse it's death but we can't forget about our safety. Lock every window and every door that leeds to outside. The killer is proprably outside. Now! Quick!- I shouted.

Everyone started closing the windows and doors in the house except for Zenitsu. He was just sitting on the couch looking at a wall.

-Hey, are you okay?- I asked him and sat next to him. Zenitsu was still looking at the wall.

-Reader-chan. How is that possible? He died in front of us... I saw him alive just twenty minutes ago.- he said quietly.

-Don't worry, Zenitsu. Now he doesn't feel any pain.- I hugged him and took a deeep breath to also calm down.

-But who will be next? Me?- he asked and started crying. He held onto me tightly.

-I will make sure that no one will be next. Not today.- I said. I moved slightly away and touched his shoulder.

-Thank you, Reader-chan.- Zenitsu tried to smile but it didn't really wokred.

-So everything is closed we need to think what we need to do next.- Kyojuro said as everyone walked into the living room.

-Surely we all need to stay in one room for no one to get attacked.- Shinobu hummed and sat on the other couch like the others.

-Yeah, what if one of us is the killer?- Inosuke asked and everyone started looking around.

-Don't say something like that Inosuke! We all we're inside when Atsushi got stabbed. The killer must be someone who wasn't invited to the party or we just don't even know.- Tanjirou said bravely.

-Wait, why Atsushi didn't go inside with us?- Genya asked everyone.

-I don't know...- Kanae said.

-Me too...- Tengen exclaimed.

-Okay, no one knows why he didn't go with us be we all know that it's not safe here. Why won't we just drive to the police station?- Sanemi asked with as always rushed and rough tone.

-Exactly. Get the keys. We left them at the entrence.- Hiroshi said and pointed at the door of the hallway.

Everyone walked into the hallway. Sanemi, Kanae and Giyuu took keys to their cars. We got out of the house after getting out things and walked into the little parking that was part of the property.

-Are you fucking kidding me!?- Sanemi shouted. A big tree fell ealier on the three cars. Lightning proprably struck it. The rain and night sky made everything so gloomy.

-Ehhh, let's head back inside.- Tengen said, the rest agreed and we went back to the house.

-Fuck, I have nothing to change into.- I said while looking at my soaked clothes. Everyone got into the living room.

-Have this.- Giyuu said and gave me a blue towel.

-Thanks.- I sighned and put the towel on myself.

-If you need anything just tell me.- Giyuu said and touched my shoulder.

-Thanks???- I looked at him confused.

-It's kinda suspisious.- Sanemi said.

-What is?- Tengen asked him.

-Giyuu, Atsushi and hour ago died and you're already making a move on a girl he had a crush on?- Sanemi walked up to Giyuu.

-I'm not making a move. Just helping her.- Giyuu said not intimidated by Sanemi.

-Atsushi had a crush on me?- I asked Sanemi shocked.

-Oh hell yeah he did. He told everyone including Giyuu how he wants to confess to you at the party and bum. He gets killed. Giyuu and you were close in some way since middle school so I wouldn't be shocked if he got jealous and snapped.- Sanemi explained while looking directly on Giyuu. Everyone looked at him.

-Giyuu couldn't kill Atsushi becouse he was with me inside at the time of the murder.- I said and walked up to both of them.

-Yeah.- Tengen said.

-As always you're making sure your 'innocent stalker' gets away with things.- Sanemi argued.

-He isn't a stalker and I'm saying truth. Stop trying to blame Giyuu when you know he's not a killer.- I argued back.

-Yeah, but how is it that we never talk about how he has pictures of you in his closet?- Sanemi said it louder so everyone could hear. All eyes were on us.

-Everyone has few pictures of their friends somewhere.- I crossed my arms.

-Yeah yeah, but only you are on them. No one fucking else. He hides something or you two hide something!- Sanemi shouted.

I looked at Giyuu and he just nodded his head.

-We've been secretly dating since college.- Giyuu already said it. Everyone freezed.

-What?! But Reader is so mean to you!- Mitsuri shouted shocked.

-We did that so you guys wouldn't realise that we're dating.- Giyuu answered.

-Is that true, Reader? Giyuu isn't black mailing you or something?- Shinobu asked me.

-It's true. And that's why we didn't tell you. Most of you look for dramas in relationships. We only told Kyojuro, Tanjirou, Kanao and Kanae becouse they don't talk bad about couples behind their back nor tell anyone about this.- I explained.

-I'm sorry...- Mitsuri said and looked down.

-You have nothing to be sorry about. It's just your nature to talk about things that you think about.- I said and hugged her as she hugged me back.

-Damn, so Giyuu is not a virgin.- Tengen commented.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

A scream and few thuds came from the other side of the house.

-What was that?- Kanae asked shocked.

-Let's go and see.- Sanemi said and ran.

Everyone started heading towards the sound. I took an umbrella in case to fight off someone.

When we got there we saw Nana at the end of the stairs laying on the floor in blood.

-Not again...- I said and walked up to her with the others. She was laying on her back lifeless. I checked her pulse.

-She's dead.- I sighned and covered my eyes with my hand. Giyuu made me stand up by gently holding my shoulders. He then hugged me.

-I think that someone may have pushed her. If she fell herself then she would lay on her stomach.- Shinobu said.

-This had gone too far.- Iguro said.

The lights went off. It was pitch black for few seconds.

-Why did the lights went off?- Mitsuri asked.

-Proprably becouse of the storm. Giyuu and Reader, go look for flashilights in the basement. You two are the only ones who had some classess like karate or smth. The rest of us will go to the living room. Okay?- Tengen asked us.

-Eh, okay.- I said with a sighn.

We went the other way to the basement.

-I feel weird now that everyone knows that we're dating.- Giyuu said while holding my hand.

-Yeah, me too. You really have hidden pictures of me in your closet?- I asked him and he blushed.

-I may or may not have them.-Giyuu answered.

-I didn't really knew Nana nor Atsushi but I seeing them lying like that is just... Fucking traumatising.- I changed the subject.

-I know. It's very fucked up. I hope you will forget about this.- he said and his grip on my hand became a bit tighter. I opened the door to the basement and we started going down the stairs in silence.

When we reached the end of the stairs I quickly lit a match to see something.

-Look...- Giyuu whispered and pointed at some box. We walked up to it. There were flashlights in it, Giyuu took one and turned it on. I blew out the match.

-This basement is weirdly small, but there are doors to some other room. Are we going in?- he asked me. I took a flashlight for myself and turned it on.

-Yeah.. You live once.- I said. We walked up to the door. He stopped me from opening it and opened it himself.

-Jesus Christ.- he said with a sighn as he got into the room.

-What? Oh my god.- I said as I saw it.

There were a lot of monitors on the wall that showed views from cameras.

-How Tengen could forget about having cameras?- I asked Giyuu and sat on a chair in front of the monitors.

-He had few shots before you came.- Giyuu answered while standing behind me.

-Look, there is a camera where Atsushi died.- I said. I started changing time on the monitor.

-Already we can see who killed him unless it's someone with a mask.- Giyuu said.

The scene showed Atsushi who is was putting on the shirt backwards. He took the knife and started taking off the buttons of his shirt with the knife He fell becouse of a lightning which had previously fallen a tree on our cars.

-He literally stabbed himself!- I shouted and threw the towel I had on myself on the floor.

-Look what happend at the stairs.- Giyuu put a hand on my shoulder calming me down. I did what he told me.

Nana was walking down the stairs with her cup of alcohol then suddenly she accidently dropped it and tripped over it.

-Are you kidding me?- I said and hit my forehead with my hand.

-So there is no killer.- Giyuu sighned.

-Yeah and I'm happy about it but, we were so fucking scared for nothing!- I said and crossed my arms.

-I know.- he murmured. I stood up and he hugged me.

-So do we go to them and tell them that there is no killer in the house?- I asekd him.

-Yeah, we actually do that now or Zenitsu will have a heart attack.-

TIME SKIP.

-So really she tripped on the stairs and he stabbed himself? We need to see that.- Tengen said.

-Then go, we are tired as hell and going to bed.- I leaned on the Giyuu as we started walking towards one of the guests bedroom.

-Together?- Mitsuri asked with a smile.

-As you can see.- I said.

NSFW STARTS HERE

We walked into the bedroom. As soon as I saw the bed I threw myself on it and layed on my stomach. Giyuu started taking off my pants.

-What are you doing you pervert?- I asked him and chuckled.

-Helping you in getting ready to sleep.- He answered when he took them all of and threw them at some chair he squished my butt gently.

-More in getting ready to fuck.- I commented and opened my legs wider. He took off my top and then my bra.

-Two in one.- he said. For a while he didn't do anything to me but then I heard him threwing his clothes somewhere.

-Are you going to just sit behind me or do some... fuck.- I moaned as I felt his hand touching my clit through my panties. His fingers started to press on my button and at the entrence. I started streching out my butt out of sensation. Giyuu lay down on me.

-I love you...- He murmured while kissing my chin.

-I love you too but fuck...- I said and started grinding my butt against his boxers.

-I see you're already wet and horny as hell, me too. What about we take these off?- He asked me while making circles on my clit throught my panties.

Hope you liked it :)

[meowzfordayz]

boyfriend texts — genya pt 2

Author’s Note: in honor of KNY s3 aka GENYA (+Mitsuri & Muichiro 💞), aaand also the emergency request. 😅

Shinazugawa Genya x Reader

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

Emergency Request Fulfilled: I’ve been really sad lately I’m not even sure why but I could use an emergency request

If possible could you do a part 2 of genya boyfriend text. I need big scary Mohawk who a simp support 🥲

boyfriend texts — zenitsu, akaza, gyutaro, inosuke, obanai, tanjirou, kyojuro, genya pt 1, sanemi, muichiro, giyuu, tengen

~faqs~  

pt 1

pt 2

pt 1

pt 2

[princeblue]

What’s your quarrel with Sanemi ships? Just a curious question :0??

Oh it’s because people use sanemi ships to devalue the bond between him and genya.

At first glance yes you could assume that sanemi hates genya, but if people would bother to read a little between the lines they would see that Sanemi’s entire world revolves around genya and as does Genya’s revolves around sanemi.

It feels like specifically people use sanemi ships to shit on genya because they think he hates him, they like to imagine that sanemi would pick a girl he was implied to have a crush on by a ladies man (masachika, kanae) or the man he continuously hated throughout the entire series and only found tolerable at the very end during the heat of a battle (giyuu) then I truly urge you to reread the series and actually pay attention to the way sanemi reacts to things vs how he reacts to genya.

Yes the eye poking incident happened and while I hate that sanemi attempted it, you have to realize this man reacts by attacking first and asking questions later, as clearly seen with Tanjirou AND in rengoku’s gaiden. He has no problem being rude and physically violent to teenagers and I’m assuming people of his own age and older.

And yet when he meets genya for the second time he’s verbal in his anger, yes he calls genya worthless, a scumbag and no brother of mine. But its a dramatic difference between flippantly telling him to leave because he has no talent instead of jumping the gun to physically harm him.

Which he only does when genya tells sanemi he has been eating demons, Sanemi’s worst fucking nightmare and the confirmation that’s he’s failing to keep genya safe, his only purpose of life and something that he says himself in the kny novels.

So he snaps, and while it’s not okay it’s still the quite the large difference between how he reacts when he just sees a stranger (rengoku in his gaiden) or giyuu or literally anyone else.

There’s also the fact that my good friend maple pointed out that in the Japanese text when genya is dying he’s essentially baby talking, “because my niichan is the nicest person in the world” — “don’t worry niichan will do something” which is going to be extremely strange for a 16 year old buff boy to be baby talking to his big brother and YET his big brother meets him halfway with “niichan will do something”

Oh and we can’t forget sanemi canonically coming to visit his brother in his sleep after ssv to make sure that genya is okay.

Basically, in a long winded way to say, Genya is the only person that sanemi ever shows any sign of actually caring about, beneath his cruel exterior he still cares enough about his baby brother to come visit him to make sure he’s safe and also to meet his baby talk halfway as genya is in an extremely vulnerable state and what I can assume very fearful too.

So when I see people making fanon sanemi enjoy when genya is physically harmed when sanemi dropped his “I have no brother” act the second genya was sliced and diced by kokushibou and also suffered at the abuse of their father, when I see people make sanemi a huge simp for kanae and giyuu to the point he ignores Genya, or calls genya a faggot and tells him to go kill himself in stupid fucking twitter aus, I get angry and I get hateful of sanemi ships.

No sanemi wouldn’t let his partner call him “nemi” or “niichan” which only genya calls him, no sanemi wouldn’t let someone harm Genya, no sanemi wouldn’t pick anyone whether he they were romantic or platonic to him over Genya his only purpose of living.

And I’m not saying you can’t enjoy sanegiyuu or sanekana or whatever sanemi ship you enjoy, im just saying there’s a way to enjoy it and I will be judging you if you’re ignoring Genya’s importance to sanemi and his character as a whole.

[otaku553]

If I may, what are some of your brother's shit takes?

Ok honestly I exaggerate my brother’s takes aren’t that bad lmao and he’s not super opinionated,, I think.

My main gripe is that his least favorite character in the whole series is Tanjirou because he thinks Tanjirou is weak like,,,, my dude!! The entire point of Tanjirou is that he doesn’t have the natural born talent that Zenitsu and Inosuke have so he has to work hard to achieve a lot and yeah maybe they slightly lose sight of that in giving him the sun breathing ability but to begin with that’s more of a preserved legacy than something that he’s born with

Anyways he’s also a massive simp for Giyu and surprisingly?? I’m fine with that, giyu is not the worst character to simp for in demon slayer and it makes for funny ideas in ocs

[tanjirou-no-au]

KNY AU Roleswaps

Feel free to ask me about any of them! I have so many!

This will definitely be updated!

Children of the River: Ageswap AU, following Tomioka Tsutako and Kanae Kocho as they pursue a cure for their demonic siblings. Featuring the altering of sibling dynamics, the Kamabokos as the Hashira, their places taken by the fallen...and Sanemi. Tanjirou is given the Rengoku treatment.

Stray Thunderbolts: Zenitsu and Kanao are not found, but find each other instead. When Shizuko comes home to her brother cowering and Demonic, she strikes a deal with a passing Hashira to see him both spared and cured. Featuring Thunder Breathing Kanao (Shizuko), Demon slaying Kamados with Lore, and an appearance from a favourite minor character of mine. Tanjiro gets the Aoi treatment here. (For now)

Diffused Sunlight: Muichiro and Yuichiro are born in the Sengoku era. Centuries pass, and the remaining branches of their legacies reunite to finish the fight. Featuring hard of hearing Yoriichi! Moon Hashira Nezuko! Thunder Breather Uta! And another minor character upgraded to the Kamado Squad! Tanjiro gets the Kanae AND the Sabito treatment here!

Branching Vines: Kamado roleswap! Nezuko finds new teachers and different friends, but the goal remains. Featuring the living replaced by the dead, Genya & Muichiro as Nezuko’s BFFs, and a Tanjiro who doesn’t suffer TOO horribly!

Strength & Hunger: The least developed so far. Kanroji Hakuji is a misfit amongst his family, with his curt yet protective nature and prodigal strength, but he is content with his life. Arriving home to a dead family and a demonic Mitsuri changes things. Featuring Demon Slayer Hakuji, Demon cannibal Mitsuri, an Iguro still simping for her, and a Tanjiro who’s fate is undecided. (I swear I love him!) 

[dreambirb]

Here are my Genshin Impact OC's

Sheesh, it's been a hot minute since I last posted, but I'm back. I've been on a huge genshin high recently, especially with the event that's coming up (as a respectable Kaeya simp 😌), so I've been coming up with some OC's and how to weave them into my own interpretation of the story. I've got two that I'm going to dedicate this post to. Also, since they were made for my own self indulgence, they will take the places of Aether and Lumine (sorry Lumine/Aether stans). I already made a few sketches of them too, I will post them here soon. Anyway, their names are Poca and Coatl. They are twins from Natlan and are traveling Teyvat together to catch up with their older sister, who is also traveling. Here's more about them.

Coatl

The older brother. He has a Pyro vision and is a sword user. He is the louder one of the two, and does most of the talking. He's more confident, but also doesn't have a filter when he talks to people. He never holds back and always says what comes to his mind impulsively. I'd imagine he tends to sound angry when he talks, even when he's not. At the very least, his voice almost never sounds monotonous when he speaks. He's not stupid, but he tends to be reckless. Very stubborn and impatient, too. Though, his impatience comes from wanting to avoid procrastinating at all costs, much like Keqing. He's also confrontational and tends to look for arguments when he's bored, making him butt heads with Poca a lot. Despite that, he's brave and hardworking, making him very reliable as a traveling partner. He has a very strong will too and will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Very ambitous and competitive, especially when it comes to physical strength. Loves learning about the different disciplines in combat, he loves any activity that's athletic. Appearance-wise, his complextion is darker than most characters in genshin, he has tanned skin. But his complexion is lighter than his twin's. If he were an in-game character, his body type would be medium male. He's pretty short, only being slightly taller than Poca. Due to vigorious training, he has a very muscular, athletic build with a few scars on his body. His hairstyle looks like Tanjirou's from Demon Slayer. Same color too, black with streaks of red. His eyes would be red too. He has thick eyebrows and freckles on his face. His color palatte would have reds, oranges, green, and yellow.

Poca

The younger sister. She has an electro vision and is a catalyst user. Coatl does most of the talking, so she comes off as quiet to new people. Despite being the more reserved one, she is also straightforward when talking to people. Sometimes, this makes her come off as awkward, but it's mostly because she's nervous and doesn't want to come off as weird or make others uncomfortable. Even though she's more quiet, she's not like Alhaitham who doesn't like to talk to people and actively ignores them. Quite the opposite, she loves talking to people, she just has a really hard time with small talk. Once she warms up to someone new, she becomes more relaxed and less serious. Often has mood swings, pretty intense ones too. One moment she's laid back and joking around, the next she's panicking and in distress. Has an innate curiousity and likes to learn about certian things. She tends to hyperfixate on certain things like bugs and crawlers. The thing she enjoys hyperfixating on most is spiders. Is very prideful of her intelligence and doesn't like being condescended to. Though she's not good at expressing affection, she's very loyal to her friends and family. She's protective of the people she cares about and will defend them whenever she can. For hobbies, she likes to draw, knit, sew, basically anything that's hands-on. As for her appearance, her complextion is darker than her twin's, it's like a tawny brown. She has short purple hair, about shoulder length. She has purple eyes, wears round glasses, and has a mole on the side of her chin. As for her body, she's slightly shorter than Coatl. The best way I can describe her body type is that it looks similar to Moana's. Though she's not as physically strong as Coatl, she's pretty fit and has a bit muscle on her arms and legs. Doesn't look as sturdy as Coatl, she looks more...fluffy? That sounds about right. Her color palatte would have purple, pink, yellow, and orange.

And I think that's all I got. I'll post some sketches soon ✌️

[silverynight]

Training session

Tanjirou starts training in the hashira headquarters because the Pillars ask him to. He thinks it's because they want to teach him a new training technique, but the truth is that all the hashira just... stay there to watch him train.

He's not entirely sure what's the meaning behind it, but he has noticed that they bring snacks and Kyojuro is constantly telling Gyomei exactly what's going on.

One day he stops, feeling a little bit tired and he's about to take his shirt off (like he usually does) when a noise coming from behind him makes him freeze.

Mitsuri's face is completely red and she's waving her hand in front of herself in order to cool off when Giyuu asks Tanjirou if he's feeling well.

"Yeah... I'm fine," Tanjirou mumbles shyly, rubbing the back of his neck. He's not done yet and they know it, because when he finishes they always bring him snacks and tea and prepare a bath for him. "Uhh... are you sure you don't have anything more important to do?"

"Not at all." He's not sure how many of them answer him because there are a couple of voices talking at once and encouraging to keep going.

"Okay..." He mumbles, flustered. He decides not to take his shirt off that day.

For some reason, they all look disappointed after that. Tanjirou wonders if he did something wrong.

They're probably in better shape than him, what if they notice that just by looking at him shirtless? Tanjirou knows he can't compete with Gyomei or Tengen; he's almost sure that Tengen's upper arms are almost the size of his head.

The next time he finds himself in the butterfly estate he decides to talk to Zenitsu about it.

The blond doesn't even stop eating when he answers: "They think you're hot as fuck and watch you train so they can see you taking your shirt off and ogle you in peace, like the simps they are."

"You're... joking, right?" Tanjirou stammers, face turning into a deep shade of red in seconds.

"Unfortunately, he's not," Aoi cuts in, walking into the room. "You used to have more audience when you trained here, but they got jealous and asked you to train in the hashira headquarters instead."

Tanjirou waits a couple of seconds for one of them to say they're joking, even though he knows Aoi doesn't joke at all, and when they don't, he buries his face in his hands and decides that he needs to talk to them as soon as possible or just avoid them from then on because he still can't quite believe it.

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[certified-ultimate-simp]

Hiiii : D

So I know I've reblogged quite a few self-ship/f/o posts, and I've been meaning to post a list of characters that I like, so...

That's what I'm doing : D

I'm sharing my entire simp/comfort list, which is pretty long. We'll see if Tumblr even lets me.

❤️ = Simp 💗 = comfort ✨️= Platonic

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden:

❤️💗Gaara

❤️Sasori

💗✨️Shikamaru Nara

❤️Neji Hyuuga

MHA/BnHA:

❤️💗Denki Kaminari

❤️Shoto Todoroki

💗✨️Shota Aizawa

❤️💗Hitoshi Shinso

💗✨️Izuku Midoriya

Inuyasha:

❤️Sesshomaru

❤️Hakudoshi

Danganronpa (1, 2, and 3):

❤️💗Chihiro Fujisaki (1)

❤️Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu (2)

❤️💗Kokichi Ouma (3)

Yona of the Dawn:

💗Kija

❤️💗Shin-ah

Twisted Wonderland:

❤️💗Malleus Draconia

✨️Cater Diamond

❤️Ruggie Bucchie (sp?)

❤️💗Idia Shroud

❤️Riddle Rosehearts

✨️Lilia Vanrouge

✨️Divus Crewel

💗Leona Kingscholar

❤️💗Deuce Spade

❤️💗Epel Felmier

Assassination Classroom:

❤️Karma Akabane

❤️💗Nagisa Shiota

❤️Itona Horibe

Snow White With the Red Hair:

❤️💗Zen

❤️💗Obi

Voltron:

❤️💗Keith Kogane

💗Lance McClain

💗✨️Takashi Shirogane "Shiro"

💗✨️Hunk (he's just a giant teddy bear)

Full Metal Alchemist:

❤️💗Edward Elric

❤️Envy (I don't know how)

💗✨️Alphonse Elric

Demon Slayer:

❤️Inosuke Hashibira

❤️Tokito Muichiro

❤️💗Rui (Imma wait for questions and concerns for this)

❤️💗Tanjirou Kamado

💗✨️Nezuko Kamado (precious sweetie)

HxH:

❤️Kurapika Kurta

❤️✨️Killua Zoldyck

JJK:

❤️💗Megumi

❤️💗Itadori Yuuji (sp?)

❤️Sukuna (don't judge-)

❤️Gojo Satoru

ATLA:

💗❤️Zuko

Diabolik Lovers:

❤️💗Subaru Sakamaki

❤️Kanato Sakamaki

❤️Azusa Mukami

Harry Potter:

💗Draco Malfoy

Yu Yu Hakusho:

❤️Kurama/Shuichi Minamino

❤️💗Hiei

Servamp:

💗✨️Sleepy Ash/Kuro

❤️💗Misono

Dance With Devils:

❤️Roen

❤️Shiki

Black Clover:

❤️Yuno

Yugioh DM:

❤️💗Yami Yugi/Atem

The Royal Tutor:

❤️Heine Wittgenstein

💗Kai von Glanzreich (sp?)

Ensemble Stars:

💗Makoto Yuuki

❤️💗Mao Isara

❤️💗Nazuna Nito

💗✨️Mika Kagehira

❤️💗Natsume Sakasaki

💗Tsukasa Suou

💗Ritsu Sakuma

❤️💗Leo Tsukinaga

Pretty Boy Detective Club:

❤️Sosaku Yubiwa

Nanbaka:

❤️💗Jyugo

❤️Samon Gokuu

💗✨️Nico

Hazbin Hotel:

❤️💗 Lucifer Morningstar

❤️💗 Sir Pentious (also known as Sir Precious because y e s)

💗✨️ Angel Dust

I will be accepting questions and any concerns you guys may have about any of them, so ask away. I'm not much of a self-shipper but I do get little fantasies from time to time sooooo *points to the self-ship and f/o ask games I reblogged* feel free to send anything from any of those with any of them~

[ao3feed-zentan]

Twelve Kizuki +Muzan Group Chat ft. Demon Slayer Corps

Twelve Kizuki +Muzan Group Chat ft. Demon Slayer Corps

by doumas_gay_eyes

Just a chaotic group chat with the Kimetsu no Yaiba cast!

 Preview:

simpforpikachuwannabe: can mah balls fit into yo jaw

Ugly fish: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade

simping kokocrunch: this is why we can't have nice things

Words: 1420, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Kibutsuji Muzan, Kokushibou | Tsugikuni Michikatsu, Douma (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Akaza | Hakuji (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Daki | Ume (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Gyutaro (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Hantengu (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Gyokko (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Nakime (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Kaigaku (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Ubuyashiki Kagaya, Kochou Shinobu, Kochou Kanae, Tomioka Giyuu, Sabito (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Makomo (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Kamado Tanjirou, Kamado Nezuko, Uzui Tengen, Uzui Tengen's Wives, Kanroji Mitsuri, Iguro Obanai, Rengoku Kyoujurou, Tokitou Muichirou, Shinazugawa Sanemi, Shinazugawa Genya, Himejima Gyoumei, Agatsuma Zenitsu, Hashibira Inosuke, Tsuyuri Kanao, Kotoha (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Kamado Family (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Tamayo (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Yushiro (Kimetsu no Yaiba)

Relationships: Douma/Kokushibou | Tsugikuni Michikatsu, Akaza | Hakuji/Douma (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Shinazugawa Sanemi/Tomioka Giyuu, Sabito/Tomioka Giyuu, Gyutaro/Kaigaku (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Iguro Obanai/Kanroji Mitsuri, Kanroji Mitsuri/Kochou Shinobu, Shinazugawa Genya/Tokitou Muichirou, Hinatsuru/Makio/Suma/Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyoujurou/Uzui Tengen, Agatsuma Zenitsu/Kamado Tanjirou, Hashibira Inosuke/Kamado Tanjirou, Agatsuma Zenitsu/Hashibira Inosuke, Agatsuma Zenitsu/Hashibira Inosuke/Kamado Tanjirou, Kamado Nezuko/Tsuyuri Kanao, Douma & Rui (Kimetsu no Yaiba), Daki | Ume & Douma & Gyutaro & Hashibira Inosuke, Tomioka Giyuu & Tomioka Tsutako, Hantengu & Gyokko

Additional Tags: Everyone Is Gay, Dirty Jokes, Fluff and Humor, Crack, Chaos

From https://ift.tt/5K8cP6Y https://archiveofourown.org/works/48894715

[lizardgod69]

TANJIROU???????

out of everyone i had simped for you picked tanjirou???

[larz-barz]

I have a capcut wanna go look at it? its name is muzanlvskokopuff the screen name is *Sanemi*, i post gacha vid's and just templetes for no reason... I have random ones like (me simping ovr tanjirou sanemi and zenitsu, i get bored and post that stuff lol)

lol slay, i’ll look you up:3