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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 6 years ago
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I’m going to drink so much coffee that my heart literally explodes. That way I don’t have to deal with this any more.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 6 years ago
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It’s hard to carry on sometimes.
Put on a brave face. Breathe.
Someday that weight will lift.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 6 years ago
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Exhaustion
Thick and heavy. In your bones.
You walk, even though you can no longer feel your feet
Your legs.
You run, despite the pointlessness of it all.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Suggestion: Literally suplex someone out of a car
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Bitch, I lived
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Suggestion: Don’t even drink coffee anymore. Just inject it directly into your veins. You’re tired and just don’t care anymore. We all die some day.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Suggestion: Try not to fall asleep at work. Try REALLY hard not to fall asleep at work. You can’t fall asle
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Light Snow was the perfect ability for Halloween
Just saying
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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In one(1) month, I will be alive again
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 7 years ago
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Sometimes you need to look back at your life choices with fondness and kindness.
This is not one of those times.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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Something good and fun about to happen? Panic. Start hyperventilating with your head between your knees.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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Suggestion: Sometimes its okay to just AAAAAAAAAAA
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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If you wear anything that compresses your chest area, make sure to only wear it for 8 to 12 hours at a time. Wearing it too long can cause bruising, no matter how high quality it is.
And also no matter how tempting it may seem, do not use bandages or duct tape.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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Suggestion: Fall asleep in a car in the hospital car park.
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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‘Boys’ shampoo? ‘Girls’ shampoo? Who cares, either way I smell like fruit and it smells good
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tanizakisuggestions-blog · 8 years ago
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Chug a 750mL bottle of coffee. Refill it. If anyone says something, look them directly in the eye as you chug the second bottle
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