#tameyoshi kurohiro

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Devil to Mutsumi and Kaen, Death to Jirami, High Priestess to Kamikawa, Lovers to Jayla, Star to Asakura and Rikarujon, Strength to Shoda and Miraz, World to Naoki, Empress to Okiku, Sun to Ryuichi, Tower to Sae, Emporer to Shin, Chariot to Kurohiro, Fool to Taruton and Jirami,

//Under a cut because GOOD GOD THIS IS A LOT

//Don’t take that as an offense though, I love that some of my underdeveloped characters are actually gaining interest.

Devil: Is there anything you’re addicted to?

Mutsumi: “I may or may not love mochi, tell anyone and you will be in a ditch”

Kaen: If it wasn’t already obvious… fire.

Death: Do you like change?

Jirami: Changes are ways to adapt into a lot of different situations, the more changes the better. So yes.

High Priestess: Do you pay more attention to your heart or your mind?

Anari: The mind makes the rational decisions needed to function properly, especially in my line of work.

Lovers: Does someone need to share your values for you to pursue a relationship with them?

Jayla: Uh… sorta? I mean, I probably wouldn’t throw myself in front of a train for anyone, but if someone I was dating was willing to do so… ah, I’d say it’s a case by case basis.

Star: What religious beliefs do you have?

Megumi: I have a god I worship. Why do you ask?

Rikarujon: I believe various eldritch abominations exist. That doesn’t mean I worship them, however.

Strength

Miyoko: Is jumping into a pond with three crocodiles so I could hunt them with minimal protective gear impulsive?

Damian: “Not too impulsive. I tend to keep a level head with most situations.”

World: What do you hope to accomplish before you die?

Naoki: Revealing at least some of the things that the secret societies running our government wish to keep locked away.

Empress: How dependent are you on others?

Okiku: Uh… not very, honestly, I made most of the cash I needed to get to come here myself.

Sun: Do you believe optimism is always good?

Ryuichi: Well… not blind optimism. Some people can’t be reasoned with.

Tower: What do you most want to change about yourself?

Sae: I... I guess... well... I’d like to have more confidence in myself...

Emperor: What is your relationship with your father?

Shin: “I… don’t know”

Chariot: In what situations are you most assertive?

Kurohiro: In shutting down trolls.

Fool: What’s the biggest risk you’ve ever taken?

Zakurai: I’d say doing what I just did... while I think most people would agree that piece of scum needed killing, the cops don’t approve of vigilante justice.

Jirami: Hm, the biggest risk I've taken. I think it's safe to say that I trained in some woods once on my own. Wild animals made their way to me, as you can imagine. I don't really remember how I got back, it's all a blur now...

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*Yukari observes the costumes* They expect us to work with costumes from the drama department? What are they, insane?

“Honestly I don't know.” Damian grumbles, doing his best to hide his nervousness at the challenge. “Do you see anything resembling a Tux or at least a suit?”

Yukari: Not really... *She walks over to an outfit that looks a lot like this:*

This is probably the closest thing to a wedding dress there is in here...

“That looks like an Ice Queen costume.” Damian notes. “Not sure if a Narnian marriage is what we'd want to go for. Especially if a pirate costume is the closest thing I'm getting.” He pulls out a pirate outfit: 

Yukari: ... I'm not dressing up as a female pirate. Or some other idiotic costume. This is what I've got, and it's what I'm going with.

“I'm going to search for something else.” Damian turns away, digging through costumes. “Do you know anything about wedding vows?”

Yukari: Absolutely nothing.

“Neither do I unless you count that one episode of Arrow...barely remember the it.”

Yukari: Well, better get remembering. *She heads out of the room to change*

Damian searches more finding nothing better. With a growl of frustration he takes the pirate costume and starts dressing.

*Yukari returns, standing by the door* you done yet?

Damian steps from out the clothes, pocketing the fake hook that was with the outfit. “Yeah, let's bluff it.”

Yukari: Hijirihara and Kizakura already forfeited... we only need to beat one couple here. No immunity means no point in actually aiming for winning this challenge.

Damian doesn't reply, taken in by the outfit Yukari was wearing.

Yukari: *She snaps her fingers in front of his face* Earth to Kagome.

He snaps out of his trance. “What? Right, winning. Ready.” He replies quickly, a blush slightly visible on his face.

Yukari: So we need to make them good, but not necessarily outstanding

“Then...why not just say how we feel to each other, then promise to stick together no matter what?” He suggests, immediately regretting it in his mind since his feelings were complicated as it was. “At least...that sounds like what a couple would do.”

Yukari: Hopefully it'll be good and sappy enough for them.

“Yeah, hopefully.” He agrees, holding his arm out.

*Yukari takes his arm*

Damian leads them to where the fake wedding was supposed to happen.

Zakurai: All right, just walk up the path, say your vows, and we'll give you a total score out of ten.

“Right, no problem.” Damian says, more to reassure himself more than anything else. “Are you ready Yukari?

Yukari: Yeah. Let's go.

He nods, standing as straight as possible. He holds his arm out to take as they walk down the aisle.

Yukari hesitates slightly, then takes his arm

He guides them both to the end of the path before turning to face her. His mind is occupied with a swirl of thoughts and emotions about what he'd say and how he really felt about her. Could he even pull through with this when he didn't even know how he felt about her?

They stand, facing each other. There's a bit of an awkward silence, as neither knows how to start

(Breathe, you can do this.) Damian thinks to himself, his cheeks starting to heat up. (We can't lose now!) “I....” He starts hesitantly, breaking the silence. “When...when I met you, I was in a dark place. I didn't think much of anyone here really. But you were different.I felt like...you weren't on to judge me.I spent time with you and you pulled more out of me than anyone has. You made me believe I had a future again. Yukari,” He takes her hand. “I promise to share my future my future with you forever and always.I promise to help you in your time of need. Whether you really need it or not much.And I promise to love you no matter what happens.” He finishes, his cheeks on fire. His words didn't come out like he planned. And just thinking on them now, he could admit to himself that...he liked her. He liked Yukari Shizuki.

*Yukari is red in the face and staring at him* I... I... I promise the same...

Damian turns away, looking at their judge. “I-is that all you needed?”

Kurohiro: Sniff... sniff... that was beautiful...

Zakurai: Overall score of eight out of ten...

Damian tugs the collar of his pirate outfit up to hide his cheeks. “I'm going to go get changed.He walks off to the costume room quickly.”

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Hey teruteru where's the other student that should be working today, the Lovecraft guy...

So, you’re willing to help me out with this?

Kurohiro: Hell yes. Pranks like this get a crapton of views… you ready everyone?

*Jayla, Kaen, and Zakurai all nod*

All right then… three… two… one…

*Kurohiro activates the camera, plays a series of loud, gunshot noises on his phone, and all four of the teens fall down, playing dead. Teruteru slips behind the door. Moments later, Rikarujon bursts out, half dressed*

Rikarujon: What the fuck?! What the fuck happened?

Kurohiro: Gotcha! And on camera too!

*Rikarujon realises what’s going on* You… you… fuck you, Kurohiro!

Now now… it’s time you got dressed and popped into the kitchen! You’ve got a sentence to work off!

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They love this kind of thing in America. -Sly

Of course they do. America’s weird.

Tameyoshi: Next is a knock-knock joke. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Tameyoshi: Police

Police who?

Tameyoshi: Police hurry up and laugh, will you?

... That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. And I regularly hang out with Kiyo...

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Okay, I'm ready. -Sly

Tameyoshi: OK, so first up is the gif

I didn’t know cats could be so evil...

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....... Please move on. -Sly

Tameyoshi: You people have no taste. I suppose I’ll move on.,.. while on patrol, a police officer found a burgalar who had injured themselves while robbing a house. They’d broken in and unhooked the phone before looking for valuables, but fled when they heard a woman’s voice. The cop entered, and it turns out the voice was saying “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again.”

Criminals can be so stupid...

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So we're up first, hit us with well a shot...

Tameyoshi: And three... two... one...

*He holds up his phone, and this image appears*

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So what’s our next challenge? Hopefully something less strenuous.

Zakurai: Uh... it, um... who decided on this one? A “Do not laugh” challenge?

Tameyoshi: Heh...

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Are you even trying? -Sly

Tameyoshi: Hrmph. *He pulls up a video*

*Ryouko cracks up*

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*He’s laugh just as hard and hugging Mage tightly as Ki sighs in his head*

Tameyoshi: And absolutely nobody’s surprised...

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She just stares at Tameyoshi in confusion. The hell?

Tameyoshi: Please? I gotta try for a part 2... part 2s always go down well on YouTube!

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Yukari is simply walking around the school right now, thinking about what she could do.

I am sorry, Kurohiro-kun, but I will not allow you to upload that... that thing again...

Tameyoshi: Oh come on... please? Look, you’re going viral!

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April 2 2019

Zakurai: And Hayase-sensei’s late... great... *He walks up to the desk and picks up the roll, marking his own name off before begining to take attendance* Asakura Megumi?

Present. (Design made by @swirly592)

Zakurai: Kamikawa Anari?

Present.

Zakurai: Kawaguchi Shin?

Present.

Zakurai: Konishi Sae?

Sae: *She looks up from her laptop briefly* Present. (Original design by Natalie Mod, I simply made a colored version)

Zakurai: Kurohiro Tameyoshi?

Present.

Zakurai: Kuzuryuu Momo?

Here!

Zakurai: We have a seven year old in our class... welp. Kaen?

Present!

Zakurai: Miyazawa Okiku?

Present!

Zakurai: Nakayama Ryuichi?

Present.

Zakurai: Naoki?

Present. (Design by @commander-bubbles-the-first)

Zakurai: Rikarujon Nikolas?

Present.

Zakurai: Shoda Miyoko?

Present.

Zakurai: Alyssa Storm?

Present!

Zakurai: Nevermind... that’s two seven year olds in the class... And Takemura Jayla?

Present... you’re not our teacher, are you?

Zakurai: Wh- no, I was just taking attendance for Hayase-sensei... it doesn’t looke like she’s here-

Umeko: Gooooooood morning everyone! It's good to see you all here. This is everyone, right? Right. Good! Welcome to homeroom. How's it goin'?

Zakurai: Oh boy... this is gonna be one hell of a year...

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I think I’m gonna spend tonight in Tahiti. I’ll be back first thing in the morning, local time.

Laters, everyone~ 

*Umeko teleports away in a flash of greenish-white.*

*Dimensions away*

*Akio stumbles towards the rift in front of her, blood staining her shredded clothes. Not all of it is hers. She oustretches her hand, and an arm appears in the dining room*

Tameyoshi: Whoa... is that normal here?

No! Not at all!

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Daichi sighed. "Of course..." he mumbled, grabbing a bag of chips. He sat down somewhere randomly.

Tameyoshi: All right, here we go... it should be fixed now.

That was very rude of you, Kurohiro-kun!

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So…what do you make videos about? -Mitsuru

Tameyoshi: I mostly tend to show off my programming skills... oh, speaking of, I should probably fix the AI... you guys have terrible security around it, by the way, the loophole was easy as pie to sneak through.