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✧Forever Yours✧

BEBE! Bada Lee x Dancer! F Reader: You and Bada were quite a well-known duo within the dance world. You two grew up together and have been inseparable ever since, but as you drifted apart, you met again on Street Woman Fighter 2.

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Note: Bada has been a simp for you since you were kids. You both have the same energy and vibe. (you mainly dom Bada tho🤭)

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For your entire life, dance was all you knew, and growing up with Bada helped you realize what your passion was at a young age. You two met at the age of 4 during one of Bada's first dance classes, and you two instantly became friends once the dance teacher pointed out how much you two looked alike despite not being related.

"Lee Bada, Kim Y/n, are you two cousins?" The teacher asks, looking at her clipboard, then looking back and forth between the two of you.

As the both of you shook your head no, the teacher pouts, "But you two look so much alike?"

Bada then glances at you, standing in front of the class, looking very prideful with a grin. You wore an oversized light blue graphic tee, grey joggers, white sneakers, and a white beanie. In Bada's eyes, you were the coolest in the class, AND she was compared to you?

Now that was a huge ego booster.

Your eyes meet hers, and before Bada can even try to avoid eye contact, you give a wave so she returns a shy smile.

"For the dance today, we will be working in partners, so please find someone to work with," the dance teacher says. Bada's eyes began to wander, worried that she might not even find a partner, but she felt a tap on her shoulder. She was shocked to see you, "Bada, right? I'm Y/n. Would you wanna be my partner today?"

Bada's eyes widen in excitement as she nods. It was the best choice on your end because you two were at the top of your dance class that day. During your next dance class together, you decided to stand next to Bada rather than go to your usual front spot. Throughout each class, the both of you realized you had so much in common and had similar interests.

From then on, you two did everything together. You two, ironically, went to the same schools, which encouraged the time you spent with each other. All the events in your life, like dance club, projects, homework, studying, group hangouts, and dance classes, were all spent with Bada by your side.

Things took a turn in your friendship during high school. You began to be attracted to girls, which confused Bada then. Sexuality became a prevalent talk amongst people your age. This caused you to experiment, so while Bada stuck to crushing on boys, you were already dating and got your first kiss at the end of your first year.

You then went on a vacation to the States for the entire summer that year and struggled. This was the first time you were away from your best friend for so long, making you anxious.

To cope with this, you took various dance classes with different dance genres, and making the gym apart of your stress relievers. After 3 months passed, you were finally coming home, and Bada would get to see you on your first day as a second-year student.

So, on the first day, the tall girl rushes to school to find you talking to an unfamiliar student.

"The new girl is so pretty."

"I heard she's half Japanese."

"I'm pretty sure she's rich. I saw her getting dropped off by a Rolls-Royce today."

"She's bold for talking to Y/n. By the way, didn't she get hotter? What's in the air in the US?"

Though Bada wasn't paying too much attention to the other students, she did get an answer to her thoughts, 'new girl?'

She observes the interaction, mainly you. Your hair got longer, you seemed to have grown an inch or two, and your physique was leaner, with your muscles more prominent. You changed, and Bada couldn't deny how much she liked it, even though you two FaceTimed regularly during your vacation.

Bada also can't help but admire your outfit, like she always does. Somehow, you looked ten hotter in her eyes at the moment, and she always thought you looked good. As she watched, the new girl's movements became quite flirtatious.

Her fingers would drag up and down your arms, and as she laughed, she would lean into you, trying to balance herself by pressing on your abs.

Your one-man audience began to feel irritated.

That's when Bada comes to a realization when she sees you, for the first time in months, befriending the new girl in school.

She was jealous.

After the conversation, you see Bada and immediately go up and hug her with a smile, leaning your head on top of hers and rocking your bodies back and forth.

"I missed you so much," you whispered to her, and her cheeks flushed lightly as she felt butterflies in her stomach.

"I missed you too."

During your second year, Bada's feelings grew for you, and she didn't know what to do. She didn't want to ruin her friendship with you, and she wasn't exactly sure if she liked girls. So, to ease her mind, Bada began finding little ways to see if what she felt was real.

Exhibit A. Bada 'confessed' to you about her slight crush on Hyunjae, aka your school's biggest jerk.

"Bada you can't be serious right now."

"What? He's sweet, always nice, and brings me coffee some mornings? What's so bad about him?"

"You know better than anyone here that the dude wants the privilege of sleeping with you and will be boasting about it to the entire school."

Bada acts hurt at your comments and once realizing how harsh it may have sounded on your end, you expressed, "Dude your one of the most wanted girls in the school, any boy would kill to be in Hyunjae's position right now. But there are so many other boys worth your heart, just not him."

She chuckles at your joking tone in the end. "Hey, if bringing you coffee occasionally makes you happy, I'll do that for you." Bada thought that was another joke, but you brought her an iced americano the next day.

"A coffee for the best girl in the world," you say as you hand her the cup. She blushes and thanks you with a hug. The following week and the week after, you kept bringing her coffee until it became a sacred thing you did for her every week of your friendship.

Exhibit B. It was Valentine's Day, and you and Bada were getting gifts from many people. Bada got letters, sweets, drinks, and stuffed animals from multiple guys. You had the same dilemma with numerous girls handing you multiple letters, confession notes, and anonymous ones in your locker.

At the end of the school day, both of you threw out all the gifts while hanging out in a dance studio near your school. Bada had something prepared for you though, she had bought you a new hoodie in your favorite color and a tulip she bought, last minute, on her way to the studio.

Once you come in, she hands you a bag, "Happy Valentine's Day." Your heart felt warm at the gift, and you began to get excited, "Wait here for a second," was all you said as you walked out.

'Did she not like my gift?' Bada worried, and as you came in, she was about to apologize if you didn't like it but was shocked to see you holding a heart-shaped balloon, a small box, and a bag. You smiled and gave her the items, "Happy Valentine's Day to my number one."

You somehow knew how to make her heart pump furiously. She opened your gift with a card, a bag of her favorite candy, snacks, and a new hat. She began to read the card but was shocked to see how short it was, somewhat feeling a bit let down.

You wrote: "Dear Bada,

We've been best friends for 12 years, and I can proudly say those were the best years of my life. You make me want to be a better person, and you will be my ride or die forever. I love you so much and hope our friendship lasts a lifetime."

She was about to finish reading, but you interrupted her as she closed the card, "Read the back." Bada looks at you confused but reads, 'Open the blue box.'

She stares at the box, then looks at you with eyes of suspicion, "Oh, come on, open it!" you say with pure excitement in your voice.

Bada opens the surprise to find a small note on top of it.

'Thank you for being the moon to my sun,' Under it was a bracelet with a moon charm and her name. She looks at you in complete shock while you raise your arm, pulling down your sleeve to show her the matching one with your name on it and the sun.

Bada feels a rush of emotions and hugs you, tearing up at the heartfelt gift.

Exhibit C. Bada wanted to test the waters, so when hanging out at your house on the last few weeks of school, she confesses what's been on her mind for a while.

"Y/n?" You were doing some studying but put your full attention on her after hearing your name, "yes?"

"How did you know you liked girls?"

You pondered her question, "I guess, when it came to many guys I had crushes on, I didn't feel a strong connection. To me, girls felt comforting, understanding, and overall beautiful. Then I met Yoonji, and it confirmed my thoughts." Bada's face goes into disgust upon hearing your ex's name, but as you laugh at her reaction, you begin to wonder.

"Why?"

"Well, I've been thinking. Every time I had a crush on a guy, yes, I've had a connection with some, but as soon as I can make it even as far as a kiss, I begin to shut down the idea."

Now that was news to you, "You're telling me the Lee Bada hasn't had her first kiss yet?" She shyly shakes her head no. "Well, no need to be embarrassed. Maybe you just haven't found the right person yet."

"I just feel like I'm lagging behind, you know?"

"I get it, but if you're saving it, that's also okay."

"I don't think I am. If anything, I wanna get it over with."

"That can also be arranged," now that statement piqued Bada's interest. "What do you mean?"

"If you wanna get it over with, you can kiss me. I mean, you trust me, right?" Of course, she did, causing her to nod and like your idea.

At first, her plan was to only find out if she liked girls, but she never thought she'd get this far. Her hands begin to sweat at the idea of the kiss.

"You do have experience, so I guess it would make my life easy," she mumbles. You sit down beside her on your bed, staring at her attentively. "You sure about this?" She nods again.

You delicately rest your hand under her chin, and Bada closes her eyes. Pulling her in slowly, she felt your lips on hers and melted. Your lips were sweet like the cherry chapstick you used. They were soft and warm. Your other hand rests on her waist, pulling her body closer to yours as you caress her face.

After kissing for about 2 minutes, you break apart and Bada looked at you with a slight shocked face.

"Was it good?" You asked concerned. 'It was more than good.'

"Yeah, of course it was." She hugs you, "Thanks for that."

While hugging you, all Bada can think of was, 'I'm so fucked...I'm so in love with you.'

Due to much anxiety, nervousness, and terrifying thoughts, Bada couldn't act on her feelings at all.

After two years, you two had developed a somewhat flirty friendship, and now you were in your first college years. You were both preparing all of your senior year to head into university and majoring in dance.

The process was definitely stressful, but you got through it together. As a celebratory 'we survived high school,' you two decided to get tattoos. Bada has a wave on her right forearm and a moon on her right wrist, while you have an orange and yellow colored sun on your left forearm and a small koi fish on your right wrist.

University was the biggest rollercoaster of your life. You didn't know if you could call it some of the best moments of your life or the most heartbreaking. You two got into the same school, and even dorming together was terrific.

The issue was the rift that was happening in your relationship. You two were doing your own things, meeting new groups of friends, and having drastically different schedules. It got to the point where it felt like you didn't have a roommate.

Well, you barely saw her anyway.

You two became part of a dance crew and garnered many opportunities in the dancing scene. This was the only time you ever saw her around.

While in school, you two auditioned for many background dancing positions, and your journey in the dance world began to sail from there.

After graduation, Bada started teaching classes, and by the end of university, she had many projects lined up for her. She then joined JustJerk, and that's when she began to flourish as a choreographer as SM reached out to her.

You, on the other hand, had begun as a freelance dancer in Korea while making several videos of your own choreography and uploading them on YouTube. As you gained massive popularity, you were getting projects from friends in the States, which caused you to go back and forth from Korea.

You and Bada spent less time together, but you two tried your hardest to hang out and chat occasionally. That was until you started making it big in the States and had offers coming your way left and right. So, you made the most difficult decision to move to the US to focus on your career.

As you worked in the West and Bada worked in the East, your connection began to fizzle until it was no longer a thing. No one was to blame. Your careers were now your priorities, which was understandable.

While Bada gained popularity for her Kpop choreography, she did many lessons and projects and learned from some big-name dancers. Then, 2018 came around, and Kpop grew a massive fan base in the States. You also began to get offers for projects in Korea, mainly from HYBE Entertainment or Bighit, at the time. That's when it hit you: You made it big into the dance scene.

The more projects you did, the more opportunities came. An example of one of your most outstanding achievements was signing with Jam Republic and working with some of the biggest stars, BTS, and the trendy New Jeans. You were on a role, to say the least.

You were working with several Jam Republic artists and got an offer. It was to join the team for their representation on Street Woman Fighter. So, after staying in the States for about 5 years, you decided to move back to Korea so you could comfortably work on Street Woman Fighter with your girls.

You had the liberty of picking them up and hanging out with them 3 weeks before the show's filming. The crew ate dinner together, drank some alcohol from time to time, and even taught dances while they stayed.

The day finally came when they filmed the first part of the episode, where Mnet introduced every team and their members. You got excited seeing big names and saw the most familiar one, Bada. "Oh, she's on the show too?"

"You know Bada?" Audrey asks you innocently, and you smile at the thought. "Of course I do, she's my best friend."

The girls looked at you with wide eyes, and you giggled, "What? After I went to the States, we barely talked, so it never came up." As you continued, all of you had to pick the worst dancers and talk more about the dance styles of each crew.

You chose someone you felt could challenge you out of respect for the dancer's skills.

The other teams had to do the same thing as Jam Republic, and as soon as Kristen popped up on their screen, almost no one could believe it.

"No way!"

"She's on the show?"

"For real?"

As they continued to introduce JR, you were the last member revealed. Everyone gasps in shock, seeing your face and resume in dance.

"A Korean on their team?"

"She's worked with HYBE? Now that's how you know she's good."

"Run BTS? She did that one? It was a sick choreography."

"Wait she looks kinda familiar."

"She kinda looks like Bada-nim."

When it was Bebe's turn to react, Bada went extremely pale but did well in hiding it. She had kept up with some of your videos and releases during your time away, being happy for you, but she didn't realize that this show was the reason for you to see each other again.

That's when the two of you were starting to become nervous about the next shoots to come.

It was time for all the crews to meet, and as you guys entered your hideout, you were met with a bright pink room.

When it was Jam Republic's turn to enter the fight zone, everyone was surprised by the scale of the show. Coming down the stairs, you found the other dancers staring either in awe or trying to intimidate you guys, which wasn't gonna work.

You were the last down, and everyone couldn't help but notice your height, plus yours and Audrey's beauty. Many girls describe Audrey as looking like a doll or a baby, while people believe you have a "cat" attractiveness.

Your height was another factor. You stood tall at 5'10 and noticeably towered over your members. Bada couldn't help but keep eye contact with your figure, which worked in her favor since that's what she was known for.

She took in your presence after 5 years and felt as if all the air was sucked out of her body.

While Bada stared, her members began to notice something. Lusher nudges her, "Unnie... do you two know each other?" Bada looks confusingly at her.

"Where did you get that?"

"You two have matching tattoos," Tatter butts in, whispering. Bada's eyes widen a little, then scan your tattoo. She forgot that they were matching couple-looking tattoos. "We were really close till she left for the States."

The two girls move back, stunned at the new information. "How close were you two?"

"We were best friends for 24 years of our lives."

"HUHHHHHH?" They announced a little too loudly that Bada had to shush them. You focused on the video and concluded that Audrey had the most votes as the worst dancer, making you scoff.

"They definitely don't know who they picked," Your arm rested on Audrey's shoulders as you whispered to her. Bada sees this, and her hands begin to squeeze into a fist.

Well, now she knew that those feelings were still there, to say the least.

Many battles went on and soon, it was your turn to head up. "Next opponent is Kim Y/n!" Kang Daniel announced and you decided to walk around the fight zone. You slow down near Bebe and give Bada a teasing stare down before walking walking away with a smirk that she gladly returns.

"Tsubakill, Yumeri-san, please come out."

Everyone cheers, and as the stage gets rowdy, you hold the mic in your hands.

"Y/n, why did you pick Yumeri as the worst dancer?"

"I honestly didn't think she was bad at all. It's quite the opposite." You turned to her. "Yumeri-san, I know you can give me a good challenge, so let's see how good we are as dancers," You bowed to her, and everyone was surprised at your statement AND that you spoke in Japanese.

Yumeri smiles before saying, "It's an honor to dance with you."

As the music began, Yumeri went first and showed off fierce movements which you couldn't help but hype up.

"She's really humble, huh?" Tatter questions Bada, and she nods. You always respected people no matter what. Bada knew exactly why you chose Yumeri.

Yumeri is a hip-hop-based dancer who knew her body, which results in powerful movements. Bada knew you picked the woman to show off an entertaining battle, not a one-sided one. When the music switched, you grooved a little until the base dropped and you pulled out some krumping and locking.

Everyone is shocked, as none of the dancers necessarily excelled in that area of dance, well, other than you. You then contorted your body and twisted as you lay on the floor, and everyone went wild.

In the corner, Bada's jaw dropped. Sure, she kept up with your videos, but she never imagined that this was how good you got over the years.

Once your battle ended, it was time for the judges to vote. All of them pulled out the Jam Republic card, and you bowed. Monika picks up her mic with much evident excitement.

"KIM Y/N! Whaaaaaaa~ You truly are a different talent. This battle was one of the best ones I've seen by far. We have many gifted dancers here, but you showed us something unique today." You and Yumeri bowed at the high remark and hugged each other to conclude your battle.

After a few matches, it was time to have a break. You had to use the bathroom and decided to freshen up there and as you were about to return to the fight zone, you see a familiar face heading out her hideout.

"Well isn't it the famous Bada lee."

She turns her neck fast due to the shock and sighs once she sees you. You hug her while rocking side to side.

"Don't you feel some deja vu?" You joked, and she smacked your arm lightly. "I missed you," Bada confesses as she holds your hand.

"I missed you too," you stared at her with caring eyes. As she looked at you, she began to tear up, and before a tear fell, you wiped it away with your thumb. "I regret not keeping in touch."

"I also didn't put in the most effort Bada, you aren't the only one to blame."

"God," Bada whines and you smile. "How about after this we hang out? If you give me my number I'll text you my address?"

"I'd be honored 'Mother of HYBE,' she teased. You chuckled and exchanged phone numbers, immediately texting her your address.

When all the groups were about to leave, you peep Bebe, getting ready to go. "Hold up a minute. I'll meet you guys at the van."

You begin to hear "ooooohhhhhh~~~" as they see you making your way over to Bada and you roll your eyes. "Bada-nim!"

Bebe looks over and begins giggling at your interaction like cute school girls watching a drama. "I'll see you later?"

"Yeah, of course," you give another hug that caresses her waist and wave off. Bada then gets teased by her younger members.

"Yahhhhhh~ did you see her hand movement."

"Unnie! You're literally the best. Find me a woman like that too."

"Whaaaaa~ that's our leader."

"Dude, I don't know if I wanna be her or be you."

Bada's face turns bright red and her members burst in laughter once again.

Once you made it home, you decided to shower and prepare a bit. You decided to wear some checkered pajamas and a cropped tank, then began to cook some food.

As you weren't really expecting a guest so early on, your fridge didn't have too much food due to your busy schedule, but you were able to make some shrimp alfredo pasta and took out some soju bottles you had from the JR girls.

You finished up, heard the doorbell ring, and saw Bada wearing a matching set consisting of a cropped sweater vest, a crop top underneath, a navy blue tennis skirt, and some black timberlands.

"Wow~ you look good. Now I feel underdressed," you joke but realize she was wearing the hat and bracelet you gifted her in high school. You let her enter and point it out.

"You still have these?" You asked as you lightly flicked it down then grabbed her wrist, and all she could do was smile. "I cherish them too much to throw it out."

"Don't you still have yours?"

"Yeah but I rarely wear it nowadays."

"Why?" Bada was hurt, but she pouts when you say, "I didn't wanna lose it when I moved to the States, so I kept it in the box. It's in my room right now. Hold up." After a few minutes, you go into your room and come out with the bracelet on your wrist, "See?"

Bada's move was instantly uplifted again, but her attention shifted to food because she was hungry for so long.

"Holy shit, did you make this?" She asks, settling down at your dining table. She takes off the jacket and hat, showing off her two-toned hair. "Of course, try it first before you compliment me too much."

She digs in and moans at the taste. "Good?"

"Good? This is amazing."

You two talked ate and chatted a bit about work, but after a while, you guys moved to the couch and started drinking.

"I can't help but ask, how's your love life?"

"I did some dating here and there in the States, but they never got too serious," you say as you take a shot. "What about you? No one special in your life?"

"My special person left me for the States," Bada joked with a pout, and you giggled. "In all seriousness though, I dated a bit, and my last one was a bit serious, but we didn't work out. She got a bit crazy on me nearing the end."

"Damn crazy?"

...

"Wait, did you say she?" You looked at her in dismay. "Yeah, I may have figured out I liked both guys and girls while you were gone."

"Well, definitely earlier than that, but we don't talk about it," Bada added.

"No, no, we are going to talk about it. Who was the special person that made you realize?"

Bada bit her lip and thought if she should tell you. Impulsively she thinks, 'it's now or never.'

"It was you."

You sat there with a shot of soju in hand and stared at Bada as a wave of emotions flooded you.

"Since when?" That was all you can say.

"Since high school," She mumbles, but you hear her loud and clear. Well, your first thought, you smack her arm, and she gives you an offended look. "Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

"I was scared okay? We were friends for so long, and I didn't want to lose you. As long as you were happy, I was happy, and that was enough for me."

Your gazed softened, "Bada, you idiot."

"I liked you too."

Those were the words she never thought she would hear, and she felt a heaviness lift off her chest. "You think I would just suggest kissing you for shits and giggles?"

Now Bada wanted to punch herself in the face, "but you were dating other people?"

"Bada, I did that to push aside my feelings because everyone thought you were straight, and you never ever told me about crushing on a girl."

She thinks back and realizes you were right. She only ever talked about the guys she was crushing on. "Now I feel stupid. I've liked you for so long, and seeing you dating other people hurt my heart. When I saw you kissing other girls, I wanted to cry sometimes. Then I saw you again and realized that I still love you, and your relationship with Audrey often made me jealous. And-"

Before she could rant even more, you pulled her into a kiss to shut her up. Her shocked face turned soft, and she kissed you back.

To her, it felt the same as the first time you kissed her, but to you, it felt like the thing you've been missing for so long.

You wrap your arm around her waist, pulling her onto your lap, wanting to feel her warmth and touch.

She felt the kiss's intensity and couldn't help but grind on your lap. Out of breath, you two pulled away, breathing heavily. "I love you too dummy."

Bada's face grins widely, and she leans her head back as your arm balances her from falling. She goes all shy and hides her face into your neck as you lightly run your fingers up and down her waist, giving her the chills.

"You don't understand how long I've waited for that."

"Well, no need to wait anymore," You pull her into another kiss, which turns into a heated make-out session. Her fingers tangled into your hair as your tongues played around. Your kisses move to her neck, and you chuckle, "Be ready for a long night. I have a couple years to make up for."

A/n: Fun fact guys, this was the first Bada fic out of all the ones if written so far, i just pushed back posting it for so long😭

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Ocean Eyes | Part 2

Pairing: Bada Lee x Producer!Reader

Synopsis: A few days after your unsuccessful attempt to contact your South Korean coworker under Jam Republic Agency, you are called in for a work event.

Warning: Swearing, alcohol, flirting, unwanted advances, some violence involved

AN: Happy October 13th~ Hope y’all enjoy this chapter :)

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Halloween has always been your favourite event, and the Jam Republic Agency have decided to hold it’s company dinner a few weeks before the 31st. You’re not complaining, as Halloween should be a month long event anyways. You spotted Akanen across the room and made your way over, “Hey gorgeous, how’s it going?”

“Ah Y/N you’re here too!” She greeted you with a side hug as Yumeri waved at you. They must’ve been here for the Mnet countdown event later this month, and stopped by for the agency’s dinner on their way. “How are you finding South Korea? Has Bada gotten the chance to show you around with all these filming?”

Recalling the elevator encounter, you sighed, head hung in defeat. “No… I chickened out as soon as I saw them.”

Yumeri threw her head back in laughter and patted your shoulder. “How you look so intimidating but is actually a baby will never fail to astonish me,” she said as she recalled her first encounter with you along with Akanen. The latter nodded and hummed in agreement as they continued to poke fun at you. “You looked like a Doberman when we first met you, took us a second to realise that your actually such a kitten.”

You looked down to try to see what they were talking about - you’ve squeezed yourself into an ankle length black bodycon dress with a side split up your thigh, paired with your 7 inches Pleaser heels. You’ve kept your makeup relatively light tonight, and your split dyed blue hair sitting around your wait in loose waves. “Look at these impractical dresses I’m in, I look dainty as hell. Pretty as hell too,” not seeing what the duo was talking about ‘intimidating’, you argued. “I even wore the shorter heels tonight.”

The duo laughed at your aloof appearance, “Yes yes snow Queen, you look like you’re about to burst into Let It Go at any moment,” Akanen teased.

“More like Ursula,” a voice joined the group. You turned around to see Latrice behind you. “Hey mama, looking fierce. You ready to meet Bada today?”

You groaned as Latrice detailed the elevator incident with the other two dancers. “Stop it I’m gonna be embarrassed,” you complained to your friend.

“Oh come on it makes your more endearing, knowing that you’re all bark and no bite.” Latrice have always flaunted her ‘Scary Dog Privilege’ whenever she was with you, as you have the glare to thwart off unwanted suitors and salesperson alike.

“It’s true,” Akanen chimed in, “the contrast is real cute.” The Japanese dancer winked at you cheekily, you returning with a half-smirk. “Well compare to this scary face of you, Bada is a lot more approachable for sure. She may look look all swaggy and cool on screen, but she’s such a caring team leader with the other girls.”

“It’s not even that,” Latrice is on a roll of putting you on the spot, “I think she’s stunned because Bada smiled at her. She’s hopeless with girls, this one.” Knowing your past history of simping over girls in high school, your school friend tsk’ed at you.

“Damn girl you poker face is awfully good, just like Yumeri,” Akanen astonished. You nodded knowingly at Yumeri, a moment of understanding between sapphics.

You excused yourself to the bar to order a round of drinks for yourself and the girls, watching the dancers mingling and engaging in giddy chatters. Out of the corner of your eyes, you noticed a tall familiar looking blonde entering the establishment. Her long hair tied back in a low ponytail, wearing a cropped blazer and dress pants, accentuating her long legs. A few pieces of jewellery adorning her wrist drew your eyes to her long fingers and you found yourself gulping unconsciously; you were in a trance when the bartender called out your drinks. Taking a deep breath, you balanced the four cocktail glasses skilfully back to the group of girls.

Latrice took over a glass from you, sipping on the smooth foamy alcohol. “Guess who’s here?” Her eyes twinkled with mischief.

You take a big gulp of the Espresso Martini before nodding knowingly at your friend, “Yeah I am not so sure about the caffeine anymore, I am so nervous I might throw up.” Latrice snickered and waved at the tall blonde dancer.

Bada felt a little lost when she first arrived alone, as this Jam Republic Agency work meet up and the other members of BEBE were occupied elsewhere. Noticing Latrice and some familiar faces in the room, her feeling of unease melted away as her outgoing personality returned to take charge. The famous choreographer made her way to the high table surrounded by Akanen, Yumeri, and Latrice, and gave each of them a quick side hug. “I’ve missed you two since the show! It’s nice being able to catch up again.”

As the trio exchanged pleasantries, Latrice was eyeing you to say hello. You quickly chugged the remaining liquid in the glass and turned to your friend. “How do I look?”

“Eh, scary. Remember to smile - and do NOT glare. Oh and do not drool either.” She said with a cheeky smile, gently smacking your bottoms before pushing you in front. “Hey Bada, nice to see you outside of filming. This is Y/N-” she introduced as she continued to push you forward.

A familiar sweet scent caught Bada’s attention before she whipped around, a few feet away from you. Her eyes widen as she recognised the glaring gaze, the stranger from the other day.

“Hiya lovely,” you decided on, playing off the other day’s mishap with a wink.

The dancer smiled bashfully at your confident and flirtatious front. “Hello Y/N. Have we met?” She asked, knowing full well the answer to it.

You shot Latrice a warning look, but it was already too late. The Queenslander had tea ready to spill, and there’s nothing you can do to hold her back. “We sent her to you the other day, but Y/N saw you and got all flustered and ran off.” You raised a brow at Latrice.

Bada glanced at you, looking like a statue towering Latrice. She said you were flustered but judging (wrongfully) by your facial expressions, you seemed too stoic to be so bashful. “Well it’s good finally meeting you!” She smiled warmly at you. Despite Latrice’s warning, you couldn’t help but stare at the dancer’s pretty smile, the way her eyes lit up along with it. She’s so elegant and charming, you thought to yourself, completely understanding the hype surround this woman. JJ’s comment on wanting to bring an engagement ring to the dance show also suddenly made a lot more sense to you, as you made a mental note to yourself to always carry around one in case Bada is around again.

Latrice noticed the lingering gaze as you mentally undressed the tall dancer and pinched your arm. Recognising the dreamy look in your eyes, she pulled you aside. “Sorry about her, she’s pretty much hopeless when it comes to small talks. She’s super personable once you get used to her,” Latrice paused as she noticed that you’re still checking out the fine specimen in front of you. “God what is wrong with you girl?” She sighed and pulled you aside.

Bada was still curious about you but Latrice has yanked you away, schooling you about not heeding her advice and blatantly ogling the choreographer. “What did I tell you about staring?”

“You said to not glare. I was just checking her out.” You said defiantly.

Your friend couldn’t help but to roll her eyes at you, “Keep it in your pants, you’re scaring that poor girl.”

When the remainder of Jam Republic dance crew arrived, Bada was pleasantly surprised that everyone is so comfortable around you, despite your seemingly intimidating aura. After a few drinks, Ling guided the group towards the dance floor. “Go get her,” the Kiwi encouraged. You nodded, lifting a middle finger up at Latrice’s face as she made another jest on how you’ll scare the dancer.

Bada was sipping on her drinks when she felt a tap on her shoulder. Your familiar perfume alerted her of your presence before you opened your mouth. “May I?” You politely asked the choreographer.

“Of course,” the blonde beamed with excitement. She’s starting to see the ‘personable’ aspect the other girls were talking about - despite seeming incredibly aloof, you’re very direct and gentle with your approaches. “So, what’s the deal with them saying that you’re flustered?” Bada asked bemusedly as you two started swaying to the bar music.

“I had a huge crush on you when the show was first aired,” you explained matter-of-factly, “but you’re even prettier in person and I freaked out.” You shrugged. Bada couldn’t help letting out a soft gasp at the bluntness.

“Had?” Bada composed herself and teased. She’s starting to realise why Latrice is so hell bent on teasing you all the time; a faint blush would paint your cheeks slightly rosy when you’re flustered, and she finds it incredibly endearing.

You tilted you head and pretended to ponder, “Have. Not much has changed in the past few days.”

Bada felt her heart skip a beat at your unambiguous advances, her face slowly turning a shade of red. You heart, on the other hand, have been beating faster than usual (you blamed it on the Espresso Martinis) as you watched her grooving to the swinging music. Every now and then she’d habitually bite her lower lips while nodding to the beats, looking absolutely impeccable.

After a few songs, you offered to get her a drink. She gladly accepted and requested for a lemon drop. While you waited for the drinks to be made, you noticed someone approaching the line dancer from behind. Picking up the two drinks, you slowly made your way back to Bada, carefully analysing the situation. You’re usually the protective mom friend in a friend group during outings - and this is no different. Something about the man made you feel uneasy, and your feelings are solidified when you got closer. The usually warm dancer’s brows are furrowed, her lips tightly forming a half smile - the smile that all girls know too often, the politely-declining-unwanted-advances-without-inciting-violence smile. You sped up your pace to close the distance.

“She said she’s not interested,” you said coldly, noticing the stranger’s hand around Bada’s wrist as she tried to pry herself free. Your tone would’ve sent chills down the dancer’s spines if it were under any other context, but in this instance she felt a strong sense of security engulfing her.

The man turned to you, his grip loosened. The blonde managed to get out of his grasp and took a step closer to you. “Oh come on I was just being friendly!” The man pleaded, his tone insincere. You shot the drunk a warning glance and ushered the dancer away from the situation. As soon as you turned around you glimpsed his hand reaching out to the blonde - an unfortunate sixth sense you retained - you swiftly turned around and caught the wandering hand. The man grinned menacingly and tried to make a pass at you.

Still holding onto his wrist, you kicked your oversized platform into the shin of the off putting drunk, tripping the man over. You let go of the clammy hand and allowed the man to stumble onto the floor. Before he had a chance to get up, you squatted down and ‘accidentally’ slammed your knee into his half raised face. His howling finally drawing attention to the scene. You straightened yourself upwards, feigning a tone of concern. “I think someone hurt themself.”

As bystanders begun to flood to the scene, you motioned the dancer towards the exit.

“You okay?” You tentatively asked. She nodded and flashed you a grin. You gave her a tender smile back as you ruffled her silky soft hair. She looked up at you and exchanged a look, before bursted into nervous chuckles.

“I think someone hurt themself,” the dancer mimicked, trying to contain her laughter. “You’re way too smooth with that one. How often do you get into bar fights anyways?”

“Only once or twice a week,” you deadpanned.

“What?!” The dancer paused in her track, only to realised you were just messing with her. “Oh ha ha very funny Ms. Club Woman Fighter.” She rolled her eyes and leaned her back onto the brick wall, closing her eyes for a little. “Seriously though, thanks.”

You shook your head and slip out a ‘don’t worry’, after all it was a fucked up situation that shouldn’t have happened in the first place. The dancer looked up at you - her brown eyes gleaming under the street lights, her cheeks and lips flushed from the alcohol. You had to look away to make sure you don’t gawk, Bada did that little lip bite thing she does again when you turned your head.

Your phone buzzed and it was Latrice, looking for the both of you after the commotion.

Latrice: R u ok?

Latrice: Where are u?

Latrice: Is she w u?

You turned your screen towards Bada, letting her know that Latrice is probably forming a search party as they hid out here.

Y/N: We good i whooped ass and ran

Y/N: She’s here dw

You turned on the front camera to snap a quick selfie of the two of you, sending it to Latrice.

Y/N: [Image Attached] Proof of life

Bada chuckled at the caption and requested for the picture. “Strange way to give me your number, but okay.” You taunted as you handed her your phone. She cackled and put her contact information into your phone, snapping another quick selfie for the contact photo. She handed your phone back to you and you noticed that she’d saved her number under “Lovely 🩵”

“Your turn,” the blonde demanded, offering up her phone. You saved your number with a photo under “Fighter 🖤” The contact name made her grin, and you snapped a picture of her sheepish squint.

[taurizzz]

Single Soon

Bada Lee x Reader

Warnings: Bada is a simp for you, it gets a bit steamy towards the end hehe oops

Synopsis: You’re set on breaking up with your boyfriend with the plan to be single soon, but your best friend Bada Lee is so good at comforting you.

“Should I do it on the phone? Or should I leave a little note in like the pocket of his coat?”

You sat across your best friend, Bada Lee, on her couch as you both tried to come up with ideas of how to get you to break up with your boyfriend.

Things between you two were alright, but there was no spark. And ever since you were a little girl, you always imagined that when you found the one, you would feel fireworks and everything would feel right.

Your current boyfriend was nothing like that.

There was no electricity, no magnetic connection. You had simply found him cute while visiting Bada at her dance class, walked up to him (after the supportive push of Bada Lee) and asked him for his number.

You wanted to feel desired, to feel wanted, to feel like you were everything to someone.

Maybe it was unrealistic, but you at least wanted someone who made you feel like you were at least 60% of the time on their mind. Right now you felt like you sat at a good 45%.

Bada scrunched her nose, shaking her head in disapproval, “No y/n, that’s so sad! Being broken up with in a non-face-to-face way is so embarrassing.”

You shoved your head into a pillow, letting out an exasperated sigh. You didn’t know how to end it, but you knew that you didn’t want to see him cry.

“Maybe I should disappear,” you lifted your head out of the pillow, “I don’t wanna see a tear, you know?”

Bada shook her head again, letting out a chuckle before standing up, “y/n, you’re terrible!”

She stretched out her long arm, which you grabbed for straight away, allowing her to pull you up with his unexpected strength. Although Bada was tall, she wasn’t big, her waist was probably the size of your arm in a totally non-exaggerated way….

As Bada pulled you up, you stumbled a bit, crash landing on her chest. You just giggle as she catches you, wrapping your arms around her waist.

“Don’t fall too hard for me, y/n.” Bada jokingly warns as she wraps her arms around you as well.

You tilt your head up, “Why? You always catch me anyways.”

Bada’s cheeks redden as you stare up at her with your naive eyes, unaware of the feelings brewing inside your best friend.

The tall girl feels almost bad, as if she’s taking advantage of you and your determination to break up with your boyfriend, but she can’t help. She’s going to help you end things with him, just so she can have you all to herself.

Bada didn’t realise she was down bad for her best friend at the time she pushed you to go talk to your current boyfriend, only figuring it out whenever she was jealous to see you two all lovey-dovey.

She feels you pull away, the warmth shared between you dissipate, leaving a sense of loss to Bada.

She wants to touch you all the time.

You throw your hands up in the air, exclaiming excitedly, “anyways, the weekends nearly here and I’m going to find a cute outfit!”

Rushing to your closet with Bada following your every step, you scan your clothes. A dress and a pair of shoes catch your attention, “I’m picking out this dress and I’m trying on these shoes.”

Bada just stares at you in admiration, you’re so beautiful when you’re smiling and when you get excited over the littlest things. And to be honest, you could’ve picked a trash bag and Elmo slippers, Bada would have still thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world.

She’s so engulfed in her own train of thoughts that she doesn’t realise that you’ve put the dress on already and wanted Bada’s help with the zipper.

As her fingers move to zip you up, she can’t help but brush her fingertips over the smooth skin of your back. Bada could see the physical reaction you had to her, shivers running down your spine. The tall girl couldn’t help but check your back up and down, getting a sneak peek of your thong and thinking to herself…

If only she was taking your dress off you instead

As soon as the zip fastens together, you spin around, facing Bada with a wide grin on your face. “I’ll be single soon!”

Bada couldn’t help but laugh at your excitement, “do you think he’ll be upset?”

You ponder on the question for a second, “I’ll know he’ll be a mess when I break the news, but I think it’ll be for the best ‘cause i’ll be single soon and I can date whoever I want, and we can stay out late whenever we want. I can just do what I wanna do, without being held back.”

Bada nods.

It was true that your boyfriend was a bit controlling. He never wanted you to stay out past 9pm, he didn’t like how much you and Bada hung out, and he would scrutinise your wants if they didn’t align with his.

Therefore, she couldn’t help but smile when you began calling your boyfriend’s number, placing him on speaker so Bada could listen in.

“Hi babe,” he answered making Bada feel sick to her stomach. She won’t be yours for much longer…

“Hey,” you replied sheepishly, “we need to talk.”

“Right now? Can it wait? I’m out with the boys right now,” your boyfriend announced, which was news to you because he didn’t mention it earlier.

“Yeah, well it’ll be quick,” you feel a hand grabs yours. You look over to Bada, who gives you a comforting smile and interlocks your fingers together, “I know I’m high maintenance and we both had a lot of fun, but I think it’s time we move on and find new people since we’re both still so young.”

There’s a deathly silence that follows. You meet Bada’s gaze, she brushes her thumb over your hand, calming you down from any sense of nerves that seem to have been arising from this ordeal you were once excited to do.

“But,” he begins, trailing off to silence again before speaking up again, “alright then, it’s been fun y/n. Good luck with things.”

“You too.”

And with that you hung the phone up, ending not only the call but your relationship forever. A sense of relief falling over you, and unknowingly Bada, as you put your phone down.

When you turn to face Bada, you notice how close she’s moved to you, only a step away before it reached to intimate levels.

She was just staring at you, but she wasn’t truly present. It was as if a thousand thoughts were running through her mind all at once.

“Bada, you ok?”

Your voice breaks her out of her little trance and she finally whispers, “can I do something?”

Confusion sweeps over you. What could Bada possibly want that she has to ask you for it? She’s never done that before. She’s always taken what she wants, including your friendship all those years ago.

“Of course Bada,” you smile gently at your best friend, “you don’t need to ask.”

With your permission, Bada finds herself taking a step forward, closing the distance between you and her. Her hands gently wrap around your waist, pulling you even closer.

Your eyes widen at the gesture, unsure if what you think is going to happen is happening. You don’t want to jump to conclusions so you just let Bada take control of the moment.

She slowly tilts her head down, your noses brush against each other and her eyes close slightly. “Are you sure I can continue?”

You find yourself wrapping your arms around her neck, through hooded eyes, you whisper a small “yes.”

And that’s all Bada needs to close the gap between your lips with her own.

Slow. Gentle. Nice.

At least that’s how the kids started off until you felt Bada’s tongue swipe against your bottom lip, begging to be let in. And who are you to deny Bada what she wants?

Bada explored your mouth with her own as if she had been waiting for this moment for years, like you had starved her of a necessity to her survival and now she’s taking what belongs to her.

Your hands wander to her hair, gently tugging it, causing a small moan to be released by Bada and her pushing you against your bed, making you fall.

She smirks at you, “I told you not to fall for me.”

You meet her eye, leaning on your elbows for some elevation. You didn’t know whether it was due to the heavy sexual tension in the air, or the pooling wetness between your legs, but something came over you to give you the confidence to say, “And I thought you’d always catch me.”

She quickly climbs over you, entrapping your body with hers. You thought she was going to continue kissing you, but she stops an inch away from connecting your lips.

You pout in desperation, which Bada finds extremely difficult to not give in and just take you right then and there.

“I’ll catch you every time, y/n.”

“Then I guess I won’t be single anytime soon.”

helloooo,

if there’s mistakes, just ignore them!

this my first time writing a steamy(ish?) scene so if it’s novice material then… idk what else to tell you tbh.

anywaysss i hope y’all enjoyed :))

lots of love,

j <3

[loudcyclesuit]

I GUESS I FIND OUT @xiakiyama hahah

instead of reader getting jealous of H*wl i need more fics where Bada is jealous of H*wl and reader instead 🤧

[woniverse-writes]

Wrosie Writes STREET WOMAN FIGHTER/SWF WiPs/Planned Works List

started: 9/8/2023

last updated: 10/4/2023

title: "Star Girl"

pairing: Bada x Singer!Reader

summary: y/n is a young star in the making. she's recognized by a large company and finally catches her big break when she releases her first song with them. after another couple of releases, her company decided it was time to up the scale of her content, so they had her travel across the world to start interacting with different stylists, producers, choreographers, and anyone else who could help bring her projects to life. but in terms of choreographers, she only wants one person to create routines for her.

tags: fem!reader, angst, suggestive (potentially smut??), it's hinted that reader is from america but like- just ignore that, reader is younger than Bada by a few years, reader is also kind of an asshole at some points lol, Bada is lowkey a meanie in this (in a sexy way lmao)

status: started (9/7/23)

title: "Vanilla (part 1)"

pairing: Bada x Reader

summary: dating bada and being wholesome and in love- but also not wholesome

tags: crippling fluff, HEAVY nsfw, it's like- 50/50

status: drafting (9/16/23)

title: "the Best Worst Student" [REQUEST]

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: being able to dance is one thing, but being a good dancer is something totally different. Bada is usually a very patient person, but not when it comes to y/n, all patience leaves her body.

tags: lowkey enemies to lovers... not really though, reader is a dumbass and a simp

status: started drafting (9/21/23)

title: "Talk Too Much" [REQUEST]

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: in the kpop community, your group is one of the many girl groups thriving in the current industry. So well that you’re considered as one of the few idols genuinely deserving of the “it-girl” title. You’re known for your killer stage presence and stable performing skills on top of how well-spoken you are in interviews- oh and of course your brand deals and ambassador positions. While doing an interview one day, you’re asked about your ideal type, and without a moment of silence, you answer: Bada Lee.

tags: idol reader, reader is cool on camera and a dumbass off camera

status: started (9/20/23)

title: "PEACHES"

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: Uhm basically bada having a boyfriend and basically reader is jealous and thinks her boyfriends sucks cuz she's in love with bada but won't admit it

tags: smut, it's time for my femme Bada agenda to arise😻

status: not started

title: "Beat You to It" [REQUEST]

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: Bada assumes her idol girlfriend will automatically be a part of her team for the Mega Crew mission and doesn't bother asking. little does she know, the girl has already accepted and invite from another crew.

tags: aespa 5th member read, little bit of a crack fic, jealous bada, a little bit of angst

status: started drafting (10/3/23)

title: "She Luv It"

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: you get cheated on by your loser boyfriend and your bestie Bada comes to save the day and make you feel better🤭

tags: smut. sweat dripping, foggy windows, legs shaking, n a s t y smut

status: started drafting (9/17/23)

title: "You Got It"

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: Bada's been gaining a lot of popularity since appearing on Street Woman Fighter season 2, so naturally her old dance videos are going to resurface. Right before that, a rookie idol, who happened to be one of Bada's students, just freshly debuted. What happens after said rookie does a cover of one of Bada's most famous choreographies, and goes viral for her thoughts on the choreographer?

tags: reader is unhinged asf, featuring zerobaseone's sung hanbin as bestie boo, lowkey black cat & golden retriever dynamic at first

status: started drafting (9/10/23)

title: "Close"

pairing: Bada Lee x Reader

summary: Bada and reader used to be best friends and were in the same crew. When the crew disbanded, they stayed close until bada started dating her current boyfriend, then she drifted from her. Eventually the two ended up dancing in the same space again but it was always competition between them. No now we’ve got them as rivals. Until they’re asked to work on a project together, just the two of them. Their passion and jealousy toward each other fuels their anger and makes it hard for them to work it out.

tags: friends to rivals to lovers, hate sex (sorry), some angst

status: started drafting (9/16/23)

title: "On My Skin"

pairing: Lusher/Lee Seoyoung x Reader

summary: being best friends with lusher and her being jealous thinking you have a crush on bada (maybe you do) but she’s been in love with you since you’ve known each other and hasn’t realized until right about now

tags: slight angst, pining, suggestive, 18+ but not quite full on smut

status: not started

title: "Girl's Night"

pairing: Lusher/Lee Seoyoung x Reader

summary: a night out with your best friend Lusher, who you may or may not be pining over… but it's okay because she's doing the same over you.

tags: mutual pining, cliche being in love with your best friend and suppressing it trope

status: not started

title: "Paint It Red"

pairing: demon!Lusher/Lee Seoyoung x shy!Reader

summary: you've always wondered how lee seoyoung got to be so perfect- kind, smart, talented, gorgeous, has plenty of good friends... it really only seems like the type of life you'd get from making aa deal with the devil

tags: demon girl lusher 🫶, shy/kinda nerdy reader, smut, dom!lusher, sub!reader, i'm genuinely so excited for this

status: started (10/15/23)

title: "No Respect" [REQUEST]

pairing: Akanen Miyoshi x Reader

summary: no respect battle between Jam Republic's Y/n and Tsubakill's Akanen

tags: hot women🫶

status: started drafting (9/21/23)

[dislocatedskeleton]

MY TOP 100 ALBUMS OF 2022

100. Arcade Fire - WE

99. Julia Jacklin - PRE PLEASURE

98. Kurt Vile - (watch my moves)

97. Maggie Rogers - Surrender

96. Animal Collective - Time Skiffs

95. Let’s Eat Grandma - Two Ribbons

94. Kaelin Ellis - THE FUNK WILL PREVAIL

93. Hurray for the Riff Raff - LIFE ON EARTH

92. Sunni Colón - JúJú & The Flowerbug

91. Ari Lennox - age/sex/location

90. Phony Ppl - Euphonyus

89. Toro y Moi - MAHAL

88. Interpol - The Other Side of Make Believe

87. BRONZE AVERY - SOFTMETAL

86. Darius - OASIS

85. Empath - Visitor

84. Dehd - Blue Skies

83. Soccer Mommy - Sometimes, Forever

82. Insightful - 33

81. Moonchild - Starfruit

80. Flwr Chyld - Luv N Chaos

79. Sabrina Claudio - Based On A Feeling

78. Drake - Honestly, Nevermind

77. Kehlani - blue water road

76. Larry June - Spaceships on the Blade

75. India Shawn - BEFORE WE GO (DEEPER)

74. Black Country, New Road - Ants From Up There

73. Florist - Florist

72. beabadoobee - Beatopia

71. The Simps - Siblings

70. Mabel - About Last Night…

69. Elujay - Circmvnt

68. Lizzy McAlpine - five seconds flat

67. MAVI - Laughing So Hard, It Hurts

66. Beach House - Once Twice Melody

65. Denzel Curry - Melt My Eyez See Your Future

64. BANKS - Serpentina

63. NEIL FRANCES - There Is No Neil Frances

62. Sudan Archives - Natural Brown Prom Queen

61. CKay - Sad Romance

60. Alex Isley - Marigold

59. Giveon - Give Or Take

58. Ella Mai - Heart On My Sleeve

57. Shamir - Heterosexuality

56. Fana Hues - flora + fana

55. Bakar - Nobody’s Home

54. Wet Leg - Wet Leg

53. Joji - SMITHEREENS

52. MICHELLE - AFTER DINNER WE TALK DREAMS

51. Nas - King’s Disease III

50. Megan Thee Stallion - Traumazine

49. Vince Staples - RAMONA PARK BROKE MY HEART

48. Lizzo - Special

47. Lil Silva - Yesterday Is Heavy

46. Tank and The Bangas - Red Balloon

45. Kota The Friend - MEMO

44. Saib - Unwind

43. Mallrat - Butterfly Blue

42. Hayden James - LIFTED

41. Earl Sweatshirt - SICK!

40. Vegyn - Don't Follow Me Because I'm Lost Too

39. BROCKHAMPTON - The Family

38. MIA GLADSTONE - LOOPY

37. Years & Years - Night Call

36. Ruru - Glorious Miscellanea

35. redveil - learn 2 swim

34. Bonobo - Fragments

33. alt-J - The Dream

32. OSHUN - vol ii

31. JID - The Forever Story

30. BAYNK - ADOLESCENCE

29. BROCKHAMPTON - TM

28. 070 Shake - You Can’t Kill Me

27. Joey Bada$$ - 2000

26. Shygirl - Nymph

25. Kendrick Lamar - Mr Morale & The Big Steppers

24. FKJ - V I N C E N T

23. Bjork - Fossora

22. Jadu Jadu & TAMBALA - listen//waves

21. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Cool It Down

20. Cruel Santino - Subaru Boys: FINAL HEAVEN

19. Jacob Rochester - Holding Out, Vol. 3

18. Fred again… - Actual Life 3 (Jan 1 - Sept 9 2022)

17. Beau Diako - Nylon

16. Ethel Cain - Preacher’s Daughter

15. Thee Sacred Souls - Thee Sacred Souls

14. Obongjayar - Some Nights I Dream Of Doors

13. DOMi & JD BECK - NOT TiGHT

12. Steve Lacy - Gemini Rights

11. Kenny Beats - LOUIE

10. SAULT - 11

9. Robert Glasper - Black Radio III

8. Saba - Few Good Things

7. Beyoncé - RENAISSANCE

6. Smino - Love 4 Rent

5. SZA - SOS

4. ROSALÍA - MOTOMAMI

3. Bad Bunny - Un Verano Sin Ti

2. FKA twigs - CAPRISONGS

1. Omar Apollo - Ivory

[loudcyclesuit]

@badaleesbish @xiakiyama @mikaleialt @mikachacha @mikalei @sun-nyy @badaleeswifey @badaleesimp @badaleewifeyyyeah @badaleefrickinwife

[loudcyclesuit]

Matulog ka

Matulog ka ba?

Hindi 🤣

[sunlitmcgee]

Spoilers for Heal What Has Been Hurt. This is a shitpost.

HWHBH!XD is such a funny character to me sometimes. They’re just this eldritch horror cosmic being that decided to become a parent to a very traumatized little fella. They have no gender. They have every gender. Gender is a concept so plainly mortal that it has no sensible application to them and is a source of entertainment that they take great delight in.

They’ve got 3 sons. All of them are in a queerplatonic relationship. Their youngest doesn’t realize this yet despite having gone on multiple dates and having received a frankly absurd amount of doting seduction. XD watches this play out daily and finds it amusing every single time.

They once tortured the guy that abused their youngest kid. Then they read said kid’s shitty bio dad for filth and gave his head guilty bastard disease. Then they fucked up some pig guy and dumped him in the orphanage where the kid he borderline tortured on several occasions grew up so a bunch of little kids can climb all over him like some sort of fucked up jungle gym.

They simp for mushroom man.

They simp for square space rock woman.

They sometimes simp for their kids’ sheep lady therapist. Really the simp bar is so low that all you gotta do is not fuck with their kids and bada bing bada boom the god person will be down for ya in whatever way you might prefer.

every night they are haunted by visions of evil horrible things going on in a world so much like their own but yet so much worse and it’s so bad it’s so horrible they just have to watch and be helpless to do anything they cannot fix anything they cannot make it right they cannot make it good it’s helpless it’s pointless it’s a nightly vicious cycle of pain they must endure and it drives them to tears each time and each time they hate just that much deeper the burden of cosmic intellect.

Oh And They Talk Like Queen From Deltarune When Drunk Ha Ha Ha

they are.....a creture....to me

[thebigqueer]

hiii! could you write a fic/headcanons of leo, nico and will. i had no idea that was a ship until recently and i love it!!! and i want to read how they get together. in my mind solangelo is already dating (bc leo is in no condition to date after canon) and after leo comes back (after toa5) they became friends and eventually they confess to leo (when he already got over calypso and is better emotionally y'know?). no pressure if you don't feel like writing this tho :)))

hhhh anon im sorry i absolutely would love to write this for you into like an actual fic but it takes me a long time to write fics :(

but! i can def give you headcanons! after all they’re like fics but in outline form and much less grammatically correct! but if i do make a fanfic, i’ll be sure to post it. maybe you’ll like it! can’t make any promises i’d write it anytime soon though cuz i have a few more projects on the line but you know... i’m def considering making one after everything i’ve written in this post...

okay exactly yes i totally agree that leo only gets with them after he’s emotionally stable & after toa5

this is straying from soldezangelo a little but i made a post here about what i personally think should have happened w/ leo’s ending in HoO, if you’re interested in reading it. i’m gonna make the following bullet points based on that

but tldr: i’m just basically saying that i wish caleo ended up leaving ogygia as friends so that leo didn’t get that forced romance on him

so he stays at the waystation for a while with calypso (only as friends; like they’re staying there and are really adorable friends) and all the while he’s really thinking only about himself and his well-being. he goes back to high school and keeps up with that project he’s doing w/ other kids and giving them opportunities to make things (GOD THAT WAS SO CUTE)

then leo decides that maybe for the winter, he’ll go back for a trip (i also hc that piper and percy and annabeth go to chb for the same winter so that some of the seven see each other!)

there, he meets will and nico, but i think mostly he’s interested in talking w/ nico. so they talk a lot. nico expresses how angry they were for leo dying like that and scaring everyone, and leo says he’s sorry but he had to. i think this also provides nico and leo the perfect opportunity to talk about jason, since they were both really good friends with him. and nico also understands that it was leo’s decision and his sacrifice. but they also talk about how leo’s sacrifice kind of... felt weird. since in the end, they still lost the storm but the fire lived on (ehehhehe idk if that made sense but i was tryna be smart lakjsdlfkj) 

i think that opportunity ultimately provides nico and leo to get along a LOT better with each other, and they both realize that they actually have been through a lot of similar feelings. by which i mean theyre both so fuckin mentally unstable and they relate to one another.

nico talks about how he’s been in a relationship with will for a while, and leo’s happy for him, really. but i think a small part of him is jealous, too. not because “oh god here’s another couple im supposed to worry about after ive just started getting over this ingrained idea of needing romance to solve all my issues and feeling like i belong,” but more because i think leo’s always been a little attracted to nico since they were on the argo II with each other. i don’t think he ever acted on those feelings, especially since a lot of the people on that ship were more judgmental towards nico and he probably felt like he had to be as well (by the way, none of this is an excuse to leo’s treatment of nico, or, by extension, an excuse for anyone’s treatment of nico on the argo II.)

leo apologizes to nico about how he treated him, and nico smiles and tells him it’s fine. like, nico has had his own bout of personal growth as well, especially in the past year. he doesn’t - and won’t - forget how people treated him, but now he’s learning to just let it go, in a sense. 

and i think this is when leo and nico kind of develop underlying feelings for each other. 

leo and nico probably hang out a lot, but will also joins becuase he’s nico’s boyfriend, and nico loves to have him tag along. so i think leo feels a little intimidated by will, like “damn my crush is really just bringing along their boyfriend huh??” 

and leo’s like. so jealous. like “ugh why does this hot golden ray of sunshine have to ruin everything. why is he always around. he’s so fucking distracting. like hello i’m trying to simp for nico but he’s so gorgeous for the both of us.” and then it hits leo that oh wait oh fuck he actually likes both of them and that “intimidation” he was feeling was mostly just him being attracted LMAO

leo and will get a bit closer through nico, and then i think the two of them are like very joke-y with each other, and they totally connect with each other about texas and being absolute fucking NERDS (since they are both canonically absolute dumbass nerds HSDHFSLFKDJ)

and leo’s struck with how cute he is omG 

and then nico’s like “wow they’re both so glowy aslkdjffdj HHHHH” 

and then will’s like “damn they’re both so dark and mysterious” 

and also not to mention they all totally relate about mental illnesses, abandonment issues, and the like. i mean, after everything that’s happened to all three of them (since will has been through like two wars, has lost two brothers, and has probably lost a lot of lives and feels guilty for it) they probably really relate to each other about always feeling... this dark uncomfortableness inside them. a void. they get really deep about mental health, and i think nico actually suggests to both of them that they should all talk to dionysus, just like he does (because, as we all fucking know, love cannot fix mental health and it doesn’t matter how much they’re all attracted to each other, they will not cure each other just because they’re in love) 

i think somewhere in the relationship between will and nico, a tension starts to build up a little. they’re not really sure how to exactly deal with teh fact that they like leo (and neither of them actually admits it to the other because they like the other as well and they really are not in the mood for a “”””love triangle”””)

but the funny thing is, they probably all talk about it with dionysus in their separate times. and Mr. D is just. he’s so done. 

SLKDJFKLSDHFLJSDKFSDKJFSFDLJK - Mr. D falling asleep at night thinking about this soldezangelo thing because he thinks it’s really funny that they all like each other but don’t wanna admit it

he totally suggests that nico and will talk about it together, and after lots of hesitation, will is probably the first one to come outright and say that he likes leo as well. and nico’s like “OMG WHAT ME TOO. like i really like you but i also really like leo...”

so they’re both actually really relieved, because they didn’t really want to break up with each other but they didn’t really want to keep lying to each other, either. 

and they tell leo, and then leo’s so happy because lKJSDFJLSLDFK YALL I LIKED YOU FOR THE LONGEST TIME

and bada-bing, bada-boom, ya got yourself a little soldezangelo!!!! 

i hope you liked that!!! i’m actually tempted to make this into a fic now, but since it’s already in headcanon form is there a point? hmm... imma think on this though. thank you SO MUCH for the ask!!!

[mikaleialt]

Any Bada writers/fic recommendations?

YESSSS, YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OTHER BADA WRITER’S WORKS SO BAAAD!

@badasgirlfriend - ofc starting with my bae eli, all of her smaus are so 😘👌(I wrote a smut for Stolen Hoodie lolz) , she wrote a Bada fic too, you can search it on wattpad “Twisted Fantasy”. Her writing style is unique and entertaining not to mention eli herself is also really pretty so if you’re looking for a pretty Bada writer, Eli is your girl.

@nimxie - for me she is the absolute MOTHER of Bada fics, all of her works never fail to amaze me and her smuts are just immaculate. “The Main Attraction” is one of my personal favorites. Also she is my fellow bottom Bada enthusiast sooooo if you wanna see some bottom Bada, you know who to look for.

@sun-nyy - my bestieeeeee, one of the most hardworking writers in this community, check her masterlists and look at just how much fics she wrote for Bada, and there are still a whole lot more coming. She is really creative like g!p Bada on “Full Moon” 😩, no one was prepared for it. Her ideas are literally insane its just amazing how creative she is.

@allur1ngs - how could I forget, MAFIA BADA AU just like @nimxie said, has literally changed lives. I was soooo obsessed with it the whole series is just a work of art. I can’t fucking wait for the wedding (and the honeymoon too).

@aericrys @bebeyue - another bada writer with really amazing ideas, my favorite gotta be her Bada x Tatter x Reader fics, it is sooo fucking good (I’m also a huuuge simp for Taeyoung huhu).

@mikachacha - ate Mika is currently offline but if you wanna read some angsts, her works will really make you cry (still hasn’t moved from “All Too Well”).

There are a whole lot more amazingly talented writers but these are all the names I can pull out from the top of my head at the moment.

[loudcyclesuit]

@mikaleialt @mikalei GWENCHANA GWENCHANA

kiss,marry,hug your mutuals

thats harddd wtf🙄

kiss @nimxie marry @badasloml hug @badasgirl

[samanthaa-leanne]

Okay I have some absolute crack for you 🥳 Prohero!reader x prohero!Todoroki, now these two morons have been crushing (simping, completely in love) with each other since 1-A. She’s training with Bakugou in the gym one day and he ends up on top of her and Todoroki walks in and is like “are you ducking kidding me” then bakugou is like “she’s in love with you not me moron” then reader gets bright red and literally bolts, then starts avoiding him even going as far to jump out of open windows (1/2)

Okay I have some absolute crack for you 🥳 Prohero!reader x prohero!Todoroki, now these two morons have been crushing (simping, completely in love) with each other since 1-A. She’s training with Bakugou in the gym one day and he ends up on top of her and Todoroki walks in and is like “are you ducking kidding me” then bakugou is like “she’s in love with you not me moron” then reader gets bright red and literally bolts, then starts avoiding him even going as far to jump out of open windows to avoid talking to Todoroki about what Bakugou said, but Todoroki comes up with a plan to corner her and it works. Then he’s like “what was Bakugou talking about” and then it all comes out and bada bing bada boom they were in love and lived happily ever after with Bakugou playing the literally jumping out of an open window to avoid her feelings at their wedding because that’s the funniest shit he’s ever seen 😂 

thank you so much for this request! i had an absolute blast writing it, and i hope you love it as much as i do!

You and Bakugou had been best friends for years. Well before you both started at UA. You were the only other person besides Kirishima that he could tolerate for more than a half hour. Your friendship had gotten stronger after you both graduated from UA. You both worked at the same hero agency and worked your way up to be in the top 10 of the hero billboard chart of Japan. 

You were currently spending your day off training in the gym with Bakugou. Your quirks went along with each other almost perfectly. You were so focused on what you were doing that you didn’t see your high school crush Shoto Todoroki walk in, You were completely in love with him and you didn’t know it yet but he was completely in love with you as well. 

One minute you were kicking Bakugou’s ass and then the next minute your back was on the ground and Bakugou was looking down at you with his signature smirk.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” A familiar voice asked from behind you. 

You looked up and saw none of that Shoto Todoroki looking at the two of you, a cold expression on his face. 

He always had a nagging feeling that you and Bakugou were secretly dating from how close you guys were. No matter how many times Bakugou or your other friends would reassure him you were just friends. 

Bakugou quickly got off of you and helped you up. He looked at you with a mischievous smile before he turned his attention to Shoto.

“She’s in love with you, not me you idiot.” He said as he looked back over at you. 

Your face went bright red as Shoto looked over at you with a shocked expression. He was about to say something, but you were having none of it. You bolted out of the gym and ran all the way back to your apartment, promising to kill Bakugou the next time you saw him.

A few weeks had passed and you had successfully avoided Shoto every time your paths crossed. You would run as soon as you saw him, even going as far as jumping out of the library window when he came in looking for you. As the weeks went by you had seen Shoto less and less. You were relieved thinking that maybe he forgot about your best friend's confession.

After a long day of hero work you were relieved when your apartment came into view. You ran up the steps faster than normal, the idea of a nice warm bath and a glass of wine instantly relaxing your body. Your jaw dropped when you saw Shoto standing outside your door. 

“It’s about time.” He said as he gave you a smile. “We should talk.” 

You couldn’t find the words so you just gave him a nod and walked over to your door to unlock it and let him in. He followed you inside and stood in your living room as he fiddled with his hands. 

“So what was Bakugou talking about?” He asked as he looked at you with an unreadable expression.

“I love you Shoto. I have since the first day I laid eyes on you. There was just something about you that drew me in and before I knew it I was drowning with how much love I felt for you. I was too terrified of rejection that I kept my feelings locked inside. I should kill Bakugou for shouting it out, but part of me is glad that I can finally get this off of my chest. If you don’t feel the same way I understand and we can just forget this ever happened.” You gushed out as you looked over at Shoto waiting for his reaction.

“Say it again. Please?” He asked as he looked up at you.

“I love you Shoto Todoroki.” You whispered as you met his gaze.

He walked the few small steps over to you and pulled you into his arms into a bone crushing hug. “I have been waiting to hear those words for years.” He started as he held you close. “I love you. I’ve loved you for longer than I can remember. You were the first person that treated me like a normal person and not the number two heroes most treasured son. I’ve wanted to tell you for so long, but I feared that I wasn’t enough for you.”

You pulled back to look at him and were met with a loving gaze. “You are more than enough for me Shoto.” 

“I love you YN.” He whispered as his gaze dropped to your lips.

You pulled his lips to your own and kissed him. His lips were soft against your own and they moved in perfect sync with yours. 

2 years had gone by in a blur and you were currently at your wedding reception listening to your best friend's speech.

“If you idiots didn’t know how YN and I met then your idiots, but I’ll tell you anyway. YN and I have been friends for most of our lives. She’s one of the only people I can stand to be around. I knew her and the half-n-half bastard would end up together. She wouldn’t shut up about him all throughout high school. I guess you could say I’m the reason there together now. I think one of the funniest things YN had ever done was when she jumped out of the library window to get away from him. If you look over at the screen behind me, you’ll get to see the action yourself.”

You put your face in your hands trying to hide your embarrassment as the video played in the background. Your husband Shoto wrapped his arm around your waist and placed a sweet kiss on your forehead as the video finished up.

The whole room laughed as the video ended and Bakugou finished his speech. “That’s some funny shit isn’t it?” He looked over at you with a smirk before continuing. “I don’t normally say this, but I love you idiot. I’m glad you finally have someone else in your life who can deal with your craziness. You may be married now, but just know that I’m here if you need anything.” He looked over at Shoto next. “If you ever hurt her I’ll kill you.” And with that he raised his glass finishing his speech. 

You got up from your chair and ran to your best friend pulling him into a tight hug, which he surprisingly returned. You gave him a kiss to his cheek before music started in the background. 

“Dance with me?” You asked your best friend as you gave him a smile. 

“Idiot.” He said as he pulled you into his arms and danced with you. 

You spent the rest of the night dancing between your friends and your husband. The night easily becomes your most treasured memory.

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[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 20.11.20

new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!

no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.

this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.

“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!

standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.

trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm

blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?

sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?

ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.

pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.

here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.

“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.

aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.

this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai. 

AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”

lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????

meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.

chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.

she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????

bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........

lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????

sorry shaktimaan.

“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.

ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.

khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............

snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.

kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.

“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.

but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.

“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????

“kabir...... bhai.”

OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.

aryan is literally like...............................

“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”

ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.

aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.

“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”

aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/

“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.

riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.

aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.

lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”

uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.

kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????

oh boy. this angle again.

“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????

dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.

“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.

“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???

you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”

so apt!

dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.

she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.

ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.

riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.

angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.

BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.

ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.

“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.

she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.

riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.

meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.

she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!?  A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.

cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.

“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us. 

not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!

“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.

oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.

oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.

yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!