#talking abt it is like snorting cocaine

[cramenjoyer]

dean never enters a coma bc the cabin at the end of s1 goes a completely different direction, so john survives the kickoff to s2 only to be killed by lilith in order to break the first seal. raphael shows up for the first time in s3, drops the atomic bomb that god is dead and heaven wants the war over with, and leaves. the princes are lucifer's nephilim, hence sam with angel blood, making him a suitable vessel for lucifer but also a potential heir to the throne of hell INSTEAD of lucifer--- which was possibly azazel's plan all along. meg replaces ruby in "guiding sam onto the right path". castiel doesn't make an appearance until the apocalypse has already begun. crowley has mommy AND daddy issues this time around. sam's powers get exponentially stronger after he kills azazel with his mind because he absorbs his grace. crowley and meg still become enemies because they're too busy juggling players and trying to avert the apocalypse to notice the other is NOT a lilith loyalist. rowena is the greatest necromancer in the world and she's stuck in eternal service to a prince of hell. john figured out sam was going to be lucifer's vessel in s1 and made sure azazel would die... inadvertently setting that plan in motion as azazel was trying to stop it from happening. the prophet makes a demon deal to try and save john, believing it's necessary to keep all three winchesters alive, and screws them all royally in the process. their vision journals are lost for an entire year when ash dies so when they're finally found, no one has time to read them closely enough to realize they're NOT supposed to kill lilith. bela worms out of her deal in time for her n meg have a reluctant team up. king of hell sam AND antichrist sam AND insane cannibalism era sam AND he's a little queer for the prophet. it's fantastic im having a blast.

cant stop thinking abt my extremely complicated peggy sue-esque fic where prophets are introduced wayyyy earlier, like practically pre-series, and the early plotlines all start overlapping like crazy as everyone realizes the apocalypse might be on the way in season 1. like if kevin actually had chuck's ability to see the future related to the coming apocalypse and was also hanging out with sam and dean while john was missing, informing them of this, but with no context so every guess they make about what's happening is a huge risk. like wtf are they supposed to do if they get a sudden vision of s4 sam ripping someone's throat out with his teeth with absolutely zero context? not tell anyone so sam doesn't get hurt, and try and avert fate themself, of course. which will certainly go well.

[neonsbian]

i did like all the work i had to do and i have all this restless energy, gonna take a walk or something this is ridiculous

[212-apricity]

mastermind, part three

oh my goshhh im so sorry this one took me like ten years (i had exams🤡🙏) i wrote part four as well as an apology🤞🤞

anyways heres part three, getting into that situationship situation rn we love to see it

but no fr idk how i feel abt this part so please lmk ur thoughts and that, hopefully the next parts will be better idk ily guys sm omg-

warnings: none i think, probably some swearing, mostly fluff

masterlist

theodore nott masterlist

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I walk over to Theo, passing by drunken teenagers either making out or snorting cocaine. The strobe lights hit his face, bringing his bright eyes out every now and again as he looks up at me.

“Hey,” he says as I come to sit next to him on the sofa in the dark corner.

“Hey.” I reply back looking towards his book, “What are you reading?”

“Bukawoski,” he responded plainly, dog-earing the book and putting it aside to direct his full attention to me.

“Bukawoski? A muggle writer?” I ask in surprise “What possessed your pureblood mind to read that?”

He shrugs and answers, “I heard you and that curly-haired girl over there talking about it one time at dinner and I thought I’d see what all the nonsense was about.”

“Oh yeah? And how are you finding it?” I ask, a grin creeping up to my lips.

“Love is a dog from hell is pretty good. Bloody questionable, no doubt but good.” He says staring down at my lips from time to time.

We sit in silence for a moment, observing each other as the music played in the background until his strong unwavering gaze becomes too much for me and I break away and try to talk about something.

“So how was the match? Had fun losing?” I smirk at him and see his soft smile becoming a frown but I could see the tiniest sliver of a smile under it.

“Shut the fuck up, we didn’t have enough time for warm-ups and it was bloody freezing.” he complains whiningly which sends me into a burst of creasing laughter.

With a smile on his face, Theo asks me, “What’s so funny?”

I barely manage to get any words out from the laughter that has taken over my body, spreading to Theo’s too.

Our little moment is interrupted by a figure in front of us.

“Hi, care to join the others for a game?”, Cormac grins down at us, making Theo cease his laughter almost immediately and glare up at him.

Before he has the chance to say anything rude I take mine, “Yeah sure, we’d love to.” I smile up at Cormac and grab Theo by the arm dragging him towards the group settled on the carpet with an empty beer bottle in the middle of the circle.

“Ah welcome! Nott, Lestrange, joining us for seven minutes in heaven?” Ron asks from his place on the carpet.

“I don’t think I have much of a choice Weasley.” Theo jokes with Ron. Or at least I think it’s a joke. Whatever, at least they’re not bruising each other right now.

Though if Theo’s looks could kill, Cormac would’ve been six feet under by now…

“Okay, I’m going first!” Ginny Weasley says and spins the bottle making it turn a few times before landing on…Harry.

“No. Absolutely not. Ginny go back to your dorm, I’m not having this.” Ron says strictly before passing the bottle to me.

I spin it as Ginny grumbles and goes to another corner of the room being closely followed by Harry, away from Ron’s sights for once. Theo seems to catch my gaze and smiles softly.

“Oh now won’t you look at that, it was almost Gryffindor and Slytherin but I guess the choosing hat’s powers radiate all the way here.” Ron jokes as the bottle nearly lands on Theo, erupting butterflies in my tummy until they all fall down again when the bottle finally lands on Cormac.

Lord please no.

I stay in my position on the carpet, refusing to look at Cormac’s disturbingly growing grin and reach for Theo’s hand instead.

“Oh, Y/N I completely forgot about our detention with Flitwick from the other day, we’d better be going now.” Theo says as he pretends to check his watch, pulls me up and sarcastically smiles at Cormac before saying, “Sorry mate.”

We make it out of the common room easily, thank God, and I have a million thanks for Theo but a question still remains.

“Why did you do that?” I say plainly as we start walking and Theo pulls out a cigarette, putting it between his pink lips and reaching for a lighter in his pocket.

“No reason,” he mumbles through his teeth as the cold autumn air hits our faces.

“You sure? You’d normally just walk out. No explanation.”

“Well,” he begins, looking at me for a second before taking a drag of his cigarette and breathing it out, “I would. But you wouldn’t, and if I just pulled you up with no explanation then the others might think something else. And anyway I can’t stand seeing you with that bastard.” he says frowning to himself.

“Oh yeah?” I smirk at him, “Why’s that?”

“Not good enough for you.”

“Then what is good enough for me Theo?” I say as we enter the castle again and walk into a deserted, dark hallway.

He says nothing but brushes his hand with mine before pausing and offering me a drag from his cigarette. “Mm, no, I like my lungs, thanks.”

“Suit yourself.” he shrugs and as he puts the cigarette back in his mouth the sleeve of his shirt lifts a bit showing his soft skin tainted with something…black?

“What’s that?” I ask, taking my hands out of my pockets and point to his arm quickly.

He pulls his sleeve back down as quickly as he can and mumbles a quick ‘nothing’, looking panicked and anxious all of a sudden.

“Theo? Are you okay? I’m sorry I shouldn’t have asked.” I apologise and regardless of his “No don’t worry lovie you don’t need to apologise"s, I still feel unsure and try to reach out for him but he flinches away before I can say anything.

“M’sorry I just- I have to go. I’ll um, I’ll see you tomorrow.” he says quickly and strides off to the Slytherin common room. As he was mumbling this, I had a chance to asses his behaviour. Rather than the cool, calm and nonchalant Theo that I’m used to, I saw the glassy-eyed, apprehensive and slightly vulnerable Theo.

What was that?

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theo’s pov

“Well, good morning to you too,” Draco says to me, smiling as I harshly drop my bag down on the breakfast table.

“What’s wrong with you?” Pansy asks, before putting a spoonful of cereal in her mouth.

I sigh before answering, “I’ve got potions first period.”

“...And that’s bad because…?” Blaise drags out, looking at me in curiosity.

“Because she’s there and the Yule Ball’s coming up, and I should’ve asked her earlier but I didn’t, and now that that bloody git Cormac’s probably going to go with her.”

My short rant left the table in silence for a moment before Pansy replied,

“Don’t worry about it Theo, even if she is going with Cormac I’m pretty sure she’s not going to have much fun with him.”

“Yeah no for real, guy’s a fucking pussy.” Blaise agrees, having had many classes with him before.

We get into our nonsensical chatter until the bell rings and everyone starts clearing off to lessons and I hold Draco back by his elbow before he moves off and whisper nervously to him, “What if she sees it?”

“Sees what?” he says with furrowed brows, making me roll my eyes and point to my forearm saying, “What if she sees it.”

Draco looks down at my covered arm and looks at his and says, “Don’t worry mate, we’ll be fine.”, smiles and moves off.

“Thanks for the reassurance mate,” I say after him as we walk together with Blaise to our classes, them to dark arts and me to potions.

“Trust me I know, she’s my cousin after all.” Draco smiles before Blaise nods to my class door, “Make sure you ask her.”

I enter the room and looking up towards my seat I can see Y/N smiling and waving excitedly at me, as I get closer I wave back reciprocating her enthusiasm.

“How come you’re so happy on a Monday morning?” I ask as I place my books down and take my seat.

“Look what I made for you,” she says as she pulls out a silver ring with stars engraved on the sides with both our initials, “I always see you wearing that one ring on your hand so I thought I’d make you another for the other hand. And you like astrology a lot so I thought I’d put some stars on it or something I don’t know. Do you like it?”

My heart skips a beat and blood rushes to my ears and cheeks as I sit there stunned as she looks back at me expectantly.

“No ones given me a present before.” I say quietly and meet her eyes getting softer by my words.

“What? Like ever?” she asks as she tilts her head slightly to the right in question.

God this girl’s gonna be the death of me.

“No uhm,” I clear my throat before continuing, “My mother used to give me loads, you know for my birthday or Christmas or whatever but after she uhm…” I take a pause, trying to collect my emotions and reach out for the ring in her soft hands, “I don’t really get that many any more, my dad’s not really big on presents or anything.” I try to block out the thought of him and look up at the gorgeous girl in front of me but the look in her eyes breaks me more than my father ever could.

“Don’t worry Teddy, we’re friends now so you’re getting showered in presents starting with this one.

Now show me your homework, I need to copy it before he comes around to check.” she says as she takes my books and starts copying out my work, leaving me stunned by her words.

Friends.

I look down at the small piece of jewellery between my fingers and slip it on with a small smile on my face.

I’m so fucked.

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ok omg that was part three, kinda shitty ik but dw i did part four too and its probably already up rn so go read that too, part five is currently in progress😋🤞

taglist: @timmytime17 @cherry-hoe @jetblackpayne @ash-tarte @coolestgirlhere

[3v3ry0n3z-fav3-al13n-x3]

Shout out to my old school that made me a bully victim since the day I came out as trans and only made it worse and worse for me each year to the point where I got severe anxiety, started skipping school for weeks out of fear and didn't come out of my house for months cuz even my "friends" were nothing more than assholes that smoked weed, snorted cocaine and drank vodka what felt like every day and who talked shit abt me behind my back and I'd rather die than meet up with them. And the ones who weren't complete assholes just ALWAYS happened to never have time for me so I just gave up.

I've been feeling so much better since I FINALLY changed schools, at least I don't feel like a human punching bag over here, at least I don't feel like an outcast in my own new class and in my own new friend group

Fuck my old school, fuck the braindead students over there and fuck my "friends" over there, hope y'all die from alcohol poisoning <333

[rreskk]

I luv when you talk abt Yankton trevor! I wanna know more abt that guy so bad rockstar is withholding af, I need to know what different flavor of crazy he was before he thought both his bffs died

I could write 1000000 headcanons about the North Yankton era... So have part 2:

NORTH YANKTON HEADCANONS: Trevor Philips

-Because he was cleaner (hygiene and drugs) than he is now, Trevor was quite the ladies man back in the day. He looked like a walking 70s porn star, and when I tell you he was popular, HE WAS. Trevor always found himself flattering women of all ages. His moustache and crazy mullet attracted ladies in the clubs so effortlessly. All he had to do was wink and they’d be giggling like a group of teenage girls.

-No matter how freezing the temperatures was, Trevor never got sick. He never had a fever, never had a cold, never caught illnesses (apart from diarrhoea and food poisoning).

-He met Amanda before Michael. They definitely had some history… I headcanon that they had slept with each other before (drunk or high) on a night out, and Trevor introduces her to Michael in the same night club (not mentioning they shared intimacy the week before), then grew salty when she liked him more than Trevor, forming a relationship. He didn’t want Amanda romantically, but he was pissed that Michael managed to be favourited.

-Michael tried to introduce new people to the crew on multiple occasions but they’d somehow get on Trevor’s nerves, ending up dead in a ditch, or under the snow; unconscious or literally dead.

-Taught Michael how to ice-skate (thanks to his hockey skills).

-Trevor was stoned on weed or cocaine most of the time, so I’d imagine during a situation where they are all planning a heist, he’d be sitting there, staring mindlessly, not understanding anything about the robbery, but still managing to pull it off (if he didn’t kill people along the way…).

-He stole presents for Christmas. He had stolen many barbie doll houses and princess costumes for Tracey when she was little. Amanda refuses to keep it, but Michael managed to persuade her (after being threatened by Trevor).

-He used to draw over his wanted posters whenever he saw them in public. Trevor would draw penises or tits all over them.

-Trevor was still very sensitive about being discharged from the air force so whenever he saw a military man, he’d kill them. And whenever he heard a jet in the skies, he’d have one of his mental breakdowns (and snort many pounds of cocaine).

-One time, his mother was released from prison and she found out he had money (After a good score), and invited herself over to North Yankton. That’s how she met Michael and Amanda. They probably invited her for a meal out, with Trevor, and he was sat there, in silence, not eating anything while his mother would make conversation with Mike and Amanda, treating them how he wanted to be treated all his childhood. Following the day out, Betty admitted she wished Michael was her son instead of Trevor. (He definitely refused to see him or Amanda for weeks after that).

-Trevor had a phase of wearing beanies.

-Before Amanda, Trevor and Michael probably had a threesome with a random prostitute.

-Got drunk and had a foursome as well.

-All he wore was parka coats. That was the only brand he wore. Parka. (bonus if it had a custom Canadian flag.)

-The only reason he’s sensitive about his nationality was because back in North Yankton, people in the clubs would constantly make fun of him. He hadn’t experienced this treatment before so it him bitter.

-He totally didn’t know he was being called “the one pump chump.”

[thekidsarentalright]

realizing i uploaded that first vid w a notification from andy talking abt snorting sugar off sour skittles like crack cocaine . dying nfkrnfkfkfk x

[bakidose]

— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

taglist: @katsukichu

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[silverdelirium]

So u don’t wanna talk abt Draco making u snort his boogers like cocaine🥺 and sneezing on ur pussy🥺👉👈😼

no i do not😐😐😐

[kathvrines-blog]

i’m only 1298338 yrs late....pls forgive me & here is my intro !!!

KATHERINE YU, THE PUBLICITY OFFICER OF THE YALE ELITES. SHE'S 20 AND A SOPHOMORE MAJORING IN PUBLIC RELATIONS. SHE'S AS ASTUTE AS SHE IS DUPLICITOUS.

tw: drugs

she slept with the dean of admissions in order to access and tamper with student files and collect dirt on students to use as leverage

she started using cocaine for fun but ended up with an addiction

after having katherine, her mom could not conceive again and her father resents both of them for the situation. he continuously cheats on her mother, who knows about the affairs but does not leave to protect the family image. katherine threatened to expose her father, who retaliated by halting funding her tuition. katherine steals money from her father (with the help of her mother) to continue paying for school and her luxurious lifestyle. 

ok now for a deeper look into kat:

katherine’s dad is the head of this fancy private construction company (hehe...this is gonna b some future blackmail and yes i’m ripping off the show elite) and her mom was a supermodel in her youth but is now a trophy wife (she’s still significantly younger than kat’s dad btw)...basically a rly odd pairing, but her mom liked that he was rich yet not afraid 2 get his hands dirty & kind of rough around the edges

basically her dad got her mom pregnant as fast as he could once they got married because he wanted a child 2 pass the company on to

so katherine’s dad was angry that his first born was a girl but maybe he could have lived w it if her mom could produce more kids...except she couldn’t. so he hated them both and kat was like i fucking hate u back?? anyway

she grew up hating her dad as much as he hated her n the only times he was nice 2 her was when the cameras were around 

kat was always closer to her mom but lowkey she knows that if her mom had 2 pick between her n her dad.....she’d pick her dad. the only persons validation kat wants is her moms :,( but anyway

because kat always had a closer bond to her mom, when she found out he was cheating on her a bitch was PISSED !!! even tho her mom KNEW and didnt care because the parents were just together for the sake of their image at this point, kat was like >:( 

at first she just did shit to scare off his mistresses but eventually that stopped working so she went 2 her dad and was like. if u dont STOP i’m gna tell the world!! not her smartest move bc he was like lol...dumb bitch i pay for everything u have !! so he stopped paying for her shit to teach her a lesson

so what did she do next to pay for school n her lifestyle ?? get a job? SIKE !! she slept with the guy that manages her dads bank acc to steal from him & make it look not sus. her mom lowkey helps cover for it because she feels guilty for being a shitty mom

just putting it out there kat literally wants to kill her dad. she wants that man DEAD like she 100% intends to kill him one day HERSELF, she’s just holding off until she’s certain she will get away with it

aside from that, kat does the MOST to get attention from ppl since shes so ignored at home and wants to be thought and talked abt. thats why she’s like an ~insta baddie~ 

no basically she’s just kind of ig famous and she’s always partnering w brands blah blah it’s why she majored in public relations even tho she doesnt rly intend on doing much with her major she kind of has it in case she RLY has to fend for herself one day. a bitch got smarter after threatening her dad. now she’s always scheming and getting close to ppl so she can use them when it’s in her benefit

kat is a sagittarius sun, scorpio moon, and gemini rising.....because that’s a little chaotic :) basically she comes off pretty friendly and sociable. most ppl from the outside think she’s a nice good christian girl, always wearing her cross necklace n going to church on sunday (the cross is where she keeps her coke...but we’ll get to that in jus one second) but in reality she’s just a lowkey evil >:))) binch. she cares abt only a few ppl...stay tuned for who because i havent plotted yet

drug tw: my girl was partying one day in high school when she snorted her first line of coke for the lolz but then she enjoyed it so she did it again...and then again and again. basically...she has an addiction. she’s come close 2 overdosing a couple times but she can’t stop. most ppl don’t kno how bad her addiction is but maybe someone in the group was there for one of her overdoses....plot idea perhaps ? anyway

overall i would describe kat as a mix between kathryn merteuil from cruel intentions (who she was first based on + named after) and carla from the show elite. she’s jus always scheming n trying to make herself important because she LOVES being in the spotlight and being talked about

basically,,,,, she’s two-faced but most people only know her fake social “nice” side, even most members of the elites prob

except maybe her nasty side showed a little when they tried to get her kicked from the group....but she pretends shes not mad abt it anymore...even tho she def is still very pissed. she’s a fire sign after all she can hold a GRUDGE

ok this is long i’m done :)) please plot with me i’m desperate

[bi-dazai]

Idk if u guys know this but I have a lot of younger teenagers following my blog that may not have started going to many parties w alcohol and drugs etc in them so uhhhh just so u know:

- if you need someone to take you home, find a GIRL who is reasonably sober to walk you home (USING MAIN STREETS), or if you can find a designated driver or even someone's parent to drive you home that's even better. At the end of the day though, if you can txt a parent or older sibling to come pick you up that's probably the best option.

- the kind of ppl to NOT be left alone w:

- men

- the guy that says "hey I'll walk you home"

- the guy that invites you to go to his to watch a movie

- no seriously. Men. Do not trust men. No matter how nice they seem.

Some other tips ranging from etiquette to safety:

- learn what to do with someone's body when they pass out drunk (roll them to the side, bend the knee of their top leg, put a pillow behind their back - to make sure they don't roll onto their back and choke to death on their own vomit in their sleep)

- DONT LEAVE YOUR DRINK. don't let it out of your hand. Keep your eye on it at all times. If it's being poured or fetched by someone else - if there's a single MOMENT that it's out of sight from you, especially if it's from someone u aren't so familiar with, DO NOT DRINK. And yes, this includes if it's a drink from another girl. Even events like Pride have their fair share of date rapes so.

- if a situation arises where you need to call an ambulance DO NOT HESITATE. You won't get in trouble for underage drinking or illicit drug use by a hospital. What's more important is that you don't let someone suffocate on ur living room floor cos they had a bad reaction to some weed and u were too worried abt being busted. Like this is p basic shit but I've seen like. 14 yr olds on this site debate the situation and panic before so. Hope that helps.

- don't act drunk when ur not. It's rly obvious and embarrassing lmao. Also if u don't drink then don't fucking push it in everyone's faces cos ur being insufferable.

- please don't do any hard drugs before you get out of high school lol. I can't stress this enough - weed and that kinda stuff is alright if u can keep it under control, but shit like cocaine and heroin, and ESPECIALLY hallucinogens will absolutely fuck you up if you take them before you hit ur twenties, or at least before you graduate hs.

- if you wanna get high get a hold of some weed. Don't snort from a deodorant can or some shit bc that's extremely dangerous. Like someone close to me died from that stuff and it rly hurts to see ppl just casually talking abt weird ways to get high w out realising how goddamn risky a lot of these ways are. Like I live in a town where there's only one fucking weed supplier. I'm sure if u live in a city u can find someone to hit you up w some grass instead of u doing something stupid w ur groceries.

- don't make out w someone else's partner, don't cheat on ur own partner, etc. Like get drunk, do shit you wouldn't usually do, but stay within ur fuckin morals lol

- if there's Iggy Azalea or Chainsmokers on the playlist or some shit and ppl are somehow enjoying it then it's a good sign from the universe that this party is gonna be lackluster and if u feel like leaving u probably won't miss anything so don't feel bad if u txt ur big sister or whoever to come pick u up cos u get bored

[lylabnt]

hello hello i’m moose (she/her) comin at u from cst. i’m 20, a piece of shit, and idk what i’m doing with my life !! just tryna have a good time without having to worry abt school but that bitch is coming. anywayyyy this is lyla, i’ll have some info about her under the cut !! i want to plot w everyone so pls.....HMU or LIKE THIS and i’ll come to you !! u can also catch her pinterest board HERE if u wanna check it out !! it’s got some semi-nsfw content as well as a lil blood and knives !!

there are mentions of miscarriage, abortion, alcohol & drug addiction, abuse, sexual assault, violence, drug use, overdose, death, and sex work. it’s a lot i’m so sorry y’all. if i missed something pls let me know !! i’ll also put lil warnings before i mention them just to be safe. 

「 ELLE FANNING 」—  have you heard from 「 LYLA BENNETT 」 lately? the 「 NINETEEN 」 year old has been living in greystone for 「 TWO YEARS 」, and 「 SHE’S 」 known as 「 THE AMARANTH 」. i heard that they identify as 「 BISEXUAL 」 and 「 CISGENDERED 」. if you ask anyone around town, they’d say 「 LYLA 」 reminds them of 「ALL GLITTER EVERYTHING, MENTAL BREAKDOWN HAIRCUTS AT 3AM & HELLO KITTY BAND-AIDS ON SCRAPED KNEES 」. they live in 「 BELLA RIDGE APARTMENTS 」, currently 「 DOESN’T ATTEND SCHOOL 」, and 「 works FULL-TIME 」 at 「 MASQUERADE 」. a fact about them that not many people know is 「 SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO AID IN HER ESCAPE FROM HER FAMILY 」.

okay so!!! my baby lyla is kind of a sad story but man is she a fighteR

she was born elizabeth hopkins in a small town in georgia. lil lizzie always tried her best to be a happy go lucky kid but she the hand she was dealt wasn’t all that great. she grew up on the shitty side of a trailer park with a mother that didn’t want her and quite frankly it was a miracle she was even born, let alone as perfectly healthy as she was

tw: alcoholism & drug addiction & miscarriage & abortion !! her mother was a drug addict & an alcoholic. her daughter definitely wasn’t her first (or her last) pregnancy, but she was the only one that didn’t end in fetal death or termination.

her father was her mother’s drug dealer and was entirely absent, more of a sperm donor than anything else. she likely has a ton of other siblings running around that she doesn’t know about tbh.

anyway. she learned pretty quickly as a kid how to take care of herself and how harsh the world was. she got herself up and got to school on her own, cooked her own meals, washed her own clothes, did everything on her own while her mother went on week long benders and disappeared for days at a time.

tw: abuse & sexual assault & violence !! her mom was also quite abusive and this only got worse as she grew older. it wasn’t rare for any of her mother’s various and seemingly random boyfriends to look her way and obviously she hated it. she didn’t like them flirting with her and saying suggestive things to her. she just wanted to be left alone and kept out of her mother’s life. but skeevy boyfriends and jealous mother’s don’t mix and lizzie’s mom would accuse her of flirting back or trying to steal her man or whatever it was that particular day and she’d go to bed that night with a black eye or a busted lip. she was sixteen when her mother’s current boyfriend took something that didn’t belong to him. it was the first and the last time she let a man lay their hands on her without her consent. the next time he tried, she stabbed him through the hand, went on the run, and never looked back.

she left everything behind except the clothes on her back and what little money she had saved up, went to her best friend’s place, and the two took off in his pickup truck without a word to anyone. she never told him (or anyone else) for that matter what happened, but the two had been planning their escape for years, waiting for the right moment to take the leap.

they both changed their names, leaving their old identities and their pasts behind them. elizabeth hopkins didn’t exist anymore. she was lyla bennett and her companion, elliott o’connell. they traveled until they ran out of gas, taking whatever shitty jobs they could find in whatever city they ended up, staying in motels or sleeping in the truck when they needed cash. they both did things they weren’t proud of and relied on the kindness of strangers to get them by. their nomadic lifestyle was not glamorous. they would go for days without eating, a week without a shower, doing anything they could just to scrape by. 

tw: cocaine use & heroin use & overdose & death !! it wasn’t long before they found themselves in bad company. wolves dressed as sheep bet a club heard their story offered them a place to stay as long as they liked. the offer was eventually accepted and after months on the move they finally had a real bed to sleep in and real food to eat. but soon enough sleeping turned into parties that lasted all night and breakfast turned into a couple of snorted lines or a shot of heroin. a few months later lyla awoke after a party to find her best friend and life companion cold and lifeless next to her, a little too much of a deadly cocktail doing him in

before she even had time to let it sink it, she was out the door with all of the money she could gather, never to be seen or heard from again.

she eventually found herself greystone, a little over a year after she kissed the trailer park goodbye. she stayed in a motel until she could get herself on her feet, picking up odd jobs here and there until she got a job working as a dancer at masquerade at the age of 17 (although every piece of i.d. she owned said otherwise) with the stage name honey.

tw: sex work !! now at 19 years old, she finally has a real place to herself. and her roommate, but at least it’s a place she can finally call home. she’s a sex worker on the side as well, just to bring in extra cash to help her make rent and have food on the table.

okaY i think that’s it for her bg ?? it’s....a lot im sorrY but i will talk a bit abt her personality now bc.....i gotta.

she is v soft-spoken and honestly a lil mysterious ?? like....she’s a quiet girl n rarely speaks unless spoken to basically. and even then she doesn’t talk much

her label is the amaranth which basically means she is someone who isn’t very easily forgotten. she’s got this v magnetic way about her and she can be quite charming when she wants to be

she is soft, don’t get me wrong. she’s sensitive and sometimes she just needs to cry but don’t mistake her kindness and her generosity for weakness. she’s been used and taken advantage of too many times. she’s been thru too much to left people walk all over her now. she’s capable of pretty terrible things if that’s what she has to do to survive. don’t think she won’t snap just because she’s soft. 

she’s quite dreamy. always in her head & never really seems to be paying attention. she’s always somewhere else in her mind where things r quiet and everything is peaceful and perfect.

clumsy af but also graceful ?? she was so luckily given free ballet lessons as a child which she used as an excuse to get away from home so when she’s dancing she’s a graceful bih and she’s rly always wanted to be a ballet dancer but just in real life ?? catch her trippin over herself and scraping her knees on the daily. always has random bruises she cant remember getting

very girly. wears a lot of pink all the time & loves anything sparkly or glittery or fluffy or anything girly and cute basically. 

tw: cocaine addiction !! she also has many addictions. cigarettes & nicotine being one, candy & sweets being another, and cocaine being the last. also disney movies tbh

she never rly got the chance to be a kid so she;s like....kind of catching up on that now while she feels free & safe

idk waht else to say this is trash and i rambled the whole time im sorRY but plot with me pls i luv u all already 

my wanted connections are honestly open ?? idK i’m bad at thinking stuff up so y’all let me know if any ideas jump out at u or let’s brainstorm something dope ok lets d O IT

[breadgenie]

I have a question for you. If you were a matchmaker and had to set up 7 of your mutuals with each member of Bangtan who would you pair with who and what date or activity would you pick for each pair?

Oh my god this is actually a really good question, hmm let me try to answer this and I’ll explain the reason behind my answers too (it’s a long read have fun ofc my extra ass will go full blast with a whole analysis cause I’m bored af):

Jin: Hmm, perhaps someone very free-spirited and light-hearted, sweet and really adorable just like him who would laugh a lot and be silly. Someone who is easily adaptable to people’s personalities and can mould their character depending on who they’re surrounded by, regardless of age. Also someone generally bubbly. I’d say @jinsasleep​ would be good, she radiates off positive vibes just like him and she’s very accustomed to the energy that people give off around her, so if she and Jin were around each other I bet they’d always be hyped up and happy. I reckon they’d probably go to a really nice restaurant where they would have an open buffet, and just have a really great night.

Yoongi: As someone who resonates with Yoongi so much I can only say that the person who would be amazing for him would be Pixie, aka @omfgbts​. They’re both tsundere-like. Honestly Pixie is so caring and she has her own special way of showing it, and I love that. It makes her more authentic. They’re both suuuper chill, and also put these two in a room together? Two incredibly creative minds overflowing with talent? Could you imagine this? They’d be amazing, their conversations would never end, their love for the things they’re passionate about would be on full blaze, esp music. All Pixie ever talks to me about is music and creating content. I think it would be amazing if they went to a concert together, but before that they were at a cafe just chilling.

Hoseok: This was the toughest one kajlhslksjhLKJD but we need a person with duality, someone who can hype up but also tone down when needed. Best of both worlds, yeah? I think Nad aka @runrnv would be an amazing match with him. Both would thrive off good energy, I reckon these two would have so much fun together. Nad is the sunshine of everyone’s dash like my mood always brightens up when talking to her, seeing her blog, seeing her ig (it’s beautiful and screams happy cute vibes). She’s also fuckin hilarious like put her in a room with Hoseok and he would never stop smiling and laughing :) cute activity they could do would be going to the movies!!!! I feel like they’d really enjoy that! Then they’d go shopping and splurge. :3

Namjoon: @bebitojoonie - these two would be an intellectual pairing. I feel Effie’s mindset and thought process is very compatible with Namjoon’s, both very deep and willing for open-mindedness and learning more. She also has a lot of soul and heart and she’s just always so endearing. Also she’s level-headed, so say if Namjoon messed up (it’s more likely than you think), she would handle the situation appropriately? They’d constantly learn from each other and communicate on a wavelength we could only ever dream of. They’d get along great because I feel like since they’re both quite reserved they’d enjoy being in each other’s company without saying much. So as a date, I’d say they’d probably idk, go somewhere calm and serene like the beach, but at night. I bet they’d lie underneath the stars on and just talk about life, and they’d be happy that way. Bliss.

Jimin: Karyn. Without a doubt @noxiim​. The moment you see her, or her blog? All you can see is pristine perfection. Even someone being as calm as Karyn, she makes her presence known to literally everyone who is within her vicinity. Jimin’s just the same, it’s impossible to take your eyes off him when he enters the scene. So just imagine these two together? Uhhh y’all would be frothing in envy you wouldn’t be able to take your eyes off them. ALSO THEY’RE BOTH LITERALLY ETHEREAL ANGELS THE WORLD LITERALLY DOES NOT DESERVE LIKE I would knit a scarf for Karyn woven with the utmost care and love I have for her with each stitch, and I fucking suck at knitting. Anyways, as a date they’d go on a karaoke run, then they’d go to a bar and go off on the music and dance and be silly and goofy and then they’d probably just be all drunk, giggles and hugs afterwards pls I can already imagine this.

Taehyung: @artistictae​ THEY BOTH WOULD BE PERFECT UHHH I’M NOT EVEN JOKING LIKE… Amy’s just as pure and precious as him. She is sooo cute and loveable like it’s impossible not to like Amy, similar to Tae so if they were around each other they’d be the ultimate duo and everyone would be whipped for them. She’s ALWAYS hyping up her mutuals/friends too and she tries to include everyone, similar to Tae!!! The two most supportive people are bound to get along well and build each other up, das a strong bond right there. Those two would be great. Let’s be real they’re both aesthetic hoes so they’d probably go to some art gallery and then chill at some park later. They’d take lots of photos, but just for themselves… not for anyone else to see (sadly).

Jungkook: Alicia aka @jungkookio. She’s soft, cute, and you may as well also call her a lil bb since she’s a new adult heh. She’s actually just like kook, both love to tease those close to them so the dynamics between these two would be rlly funny and wild. I’d also like to mention that they’re both emo af like I feel like they’d connect on an emotional level so well (the crybaby duo). Also I’m gonna expose a secret abt Alicia - she has a thing for laundry powder. Yes, the laundry, and you know how our man feels about the goddamn laundry. Some quotes to further entertain my point: “i literally dig m hand in the laundry powder sis that shit is some gOOD SHI T” and “who needs cocaine when I can snort laundry powder off kooks abs?” So as an activity lmao I would pay to see Alicia actually snort laundry powder off kook’s abs kjadhsksj

[insultng]

I had a convo w my friend abt my coke issues nd she was rly supportive and i didn't expect her to be. I thought she was gonna think im a crackhead bc i told her idk how to do one line and the second I snort one all I can think over & over is not even "I want more" it's like "I need cocaine right fucking now right now give it to me now" and how it kinda takes the enjoyment out of it bc I have to pace myself and tell myself "no u don't need more ur fine" instead of being able to enjoy the high. Idk why I can't just do one line and be happy with it. She told me that when she's done it she does 1-3 lines a night and that fucks her the hell up and i was like ya no bitch.. I do an eighth a night... It's just weird knowing that idk how to stop and I don't get why. Talking about it helps but I still wish I wasn't like this. I took a bump back in April after being sober for 3 months and I was FUCKED UP and it was the same thing I couldn't enjoy it I was getting so anxious abt desperately needing more. So I think I'm ok off it. But I rly miss it a lot I was thinking about how one time me and my ex friend stayed up all night and went thru almost a quarter and we partied and then spent the rest of the night smoking and listening to partynextdoor it was amazing I've never felt that good in my entire life