#talking about this as if i have any money for tattoos. i do not 😔

[faithdeans]

what would be your random item in the mutuals jar tattoo though

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

omega cheerleader steve in his senior year of high school, walking up to the hidden table in the woods in his game day cheer outfit, looking for alpha eddie munson, local dealer. he asks for some weed, and eddie's like okay, thirty bucks. and steve's like oh no 😔 that's so much 🥺 i don't know if i can afford that 😏 but eddie's just sitting there like ???? aren't you rich???

and steve just. blinks at him for a second. tries again. 'oh man, i forgot my wallet, is there any other way i can pay you?' he says, biting his lip and looking up at eddie through his lashes in that way he KNOWS makes all the alphas go wild

'uh. no. come back when you have money man what are you talking about'

so steve sighs and completely drops the act like goddamn it munson im trying to get you to fuck me. and eddie's like oh. OH! why didn't you just ask then??? and steve blushes and looks away, mutters something about it not being what 'good omegas' do, and how he's so horny and eddie smells so fucking good with his chains and his rings and his tattoos steve's losing it

so they end up making out in the woods by the school, steve grinding down on eddie's lap with eddie's hand up his cheer skirt, both so far gone with lust that when they realise neither of them has a condom, steve just shrugs, tells eddie to pull out before he cums, because hawkins high values abstinence only sex education regardless of whether or not that works. so eddie bends steve over the table and slides in, and he gets so caught up in steve's pussy clenching around him when steve cums that he almost doesn't pull out in time, cum splashing against steve's still fluttering hole and absolutely drenching his entire pussy. but that's fine, he's pretty sure none of it actually got IN there, so they're good, right?

and they hook up another couple times after that, WITH a condom this time now that they know it's going to happen, and they enjoy each other's company so much that steve invites eddie to share his heat with him in a couple weeks. except. when the time comes, steve... isn't actually going into heat. which is fine, maybe it's just late. except, eddie points out that he's been pretty nauseous the past week or so, won't kiss him if eddie's been drinking coffee because he says the smell makes him wanna throw up. and now steve's panicking.

eddie calms him down, says there's no use freaking out if they don't know for sure. gets him a glass of water and a sandwich and tells him to finish them both while eddie runs to the nearest pharmacy to pick up a pregnancy test. the cashier glares at him when he checks out, severely judging the metalhead alpha buying like five male-omega pregnancy tests, but eddie barely even notices, head full of images of steve round with his pup, which yeah, he feels bad about given that steve is clearly freaking out. and he's ALSO kind of freaking out, because they're still in high school and he's a trailer trash drug dealer and absolutely not father material. but also. he likes steve so much. and thinking about being with him, having kids with him. it sounds so nice.

when he gets back to steve's house, steve has finished the glass of water but barely touched the sandwich. eddie hands the tests to him, reads the instructions out loud, stays in the bathroom while steve pees on the stick because the omega looked so lost and scared when eddie tried to give him some privacy. eddie distracts him by telling him about his latest campaign while they wait for the test to do its thing, and while steve is busy laughing about the tantrum gareth had thrown after the party spent two real life hours trying to open a door only to find out it wasn't locked in the first place, eddie quickly flips over the test.

there's two little pink lines. they're going to have a baby.

[swiftfootedachilles]

hiiii achilles!!!!!!! how are you today? i miss your gallavich hot takes so do you have something in mind? have a good day 🌷

well apparently my big gallavich hot take is them having a jewish wedding 😭

okay. hmmm, actual unpopular hot takes? i gotchu

i want more intersex headcanons (that are well-researched and not fetishizing intersex people!). i want more t4t mlm gallavich. and i DEFINITELY want more t4t trans!mickey nonbinary!ian gallavich. because amab people are just as transgender as anyone else even if they dont take hormones or drastically change their appearance or change their name. nonbinary people arent women lite and men lite, theyre nonbinary. and i think nonbinary!ian is so slay

ian does not enjoy bottoming. even when he consented to doing it with trevor, he didnt actually like it. he simply tolerated it

when staying with the gallaghers, ian and mickey are very brazen about their sex life and dont try to stay quiet or even close their door sometimes, BUT they wont fuck in common areas like the kitchen and living room unless it was on the couch and they were 1000% sure there was NO chance of any of the kids walking in on them. they wouldnt traumatize liam or franny like that (stfu s5 doesnt count bc they knew liam was too young to have memories yet 😭 (speaking of, why does nobody ever talk about the fact that liam was 2 years old for like 3 whole years 😭😭))

their "security" business as it is in the finale isnt very sustainable. it literally started as money laundering, and ian didnt know. i think he eventually finds out by accident thru kev or vee what mickeys original "security business" plan was, and he gets super pissed. but i think they could very easily turn it into a legal business. we see them starting to do that, by working with real dispensaries instead of the shady illegal one kev and vee have in the bar. nevertheless, id like to read more future fics where they grow or adapt the business, and even move on to a new business altogether! theyre not exactly the career-having type. i think change over time actually helps stabilize them

THEY NEED TO PAINT THAT FUCKING AMBULANCE. ITS STOLEN. WHY DONT THEY EVER PAINT IT ALL BLACK OR SOMETHING?? WHERE DID THEY GET THE NEW PLATES. DID THEY EVEN CHANGE THE PLATES?? the s4 writers would never let a scam have so many plot holes 😔 they wouldve SHOWED us mickey and his brothers getting new plates for the truck

ian gets a tattoo for mickey. youre telling me that after the surprise anniversary party, you think ian WOULDNT get mickey somehow immortalized on his body? WRONG. he definitely does. i dont think its his name over his heart. maybe something small on his wrist? or M on his ring finger💜 thats a fav headcanon of mine

they dont start a family until close to 40. the longer theyre married, the more they realize they have to catch up on. learning to live together long-term, paying off debts and bills, moving, vacations, reconnecting with old friends and family, being there for liam where theu couldnt for their other siblings when they were liam's age, watching their nieces and nephews often to gain more caretaking and parenting skills, medical issues, family emergencies. theres just a lot that takes up their time, and they become very comfortable being two before they ever try to become three

they nonseriously say shit like "i want a divorce" but they NEVER mean it. even when one says it as a joke or like in s11e3, the other will ask "did you really mean that? do you really want a divorce? do you think we'll ever get one?" and they end up having a rare super serious heart-to-heart about it. about what they think the future might hold - or at least, what they want it to hold. the longer they are with each other the more stable their relationship becomes. bickering is less common, big fights are less explosive and violent, and they learn to become comfortable with silence

[milkfreaker]

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 15 people

tagged by @droolphobia !!! THANK U i love doing these too....

1. drink - iced tead

2. 📱 call -  amy mother and paw

3. text - discord server w my friends

4. song you listened to - fatty boom boom by die atwoord lol

5. time you 😢 - UMMM rewatching on the run from su

HAVE YOU EVER

6. dated someone twice -i have never even dated someone

7. 😘 someone and regretted it - Nooo

8. been cheated on -No

9. lost someone special - this is dumb but my dogs and recently i had to put down my favorite rabbit... not at the vet i had to kill her cuz she was in so much pain 😔

10. been depressed - YEA

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no hate hate hate alcohol

FAVORITE COLORS

12. PINK

13. Purple

14. Peach

15. White

in the last year have you

16. made new friends - ya!!

17. fallen out of 💛 - no

18. 😂 until you 😢 - uhhh i think so??

19. found out someone was talking about you - nah

20. met someone who changed you - noo

21. found out who your friends are -idk?? 22. 😘 someone on your facebook friends list - NO

GENERAL

23. how many friends from your fb friends list do you know irl - idk.. i only use fb for my rabbitry page lol

24. do you have any pets - OH GOD YEAH... 3 dogs, 3 cats , 2 snakes, leopard gecko, crested gecko, 2 cockatiels, bantam cochin chicken, lots of fish and like 20+ rabbits

25. do you want to change your middle name - idk i guess? its anne so its fem

26. what did you do for your last 🎂 - hung out with my family and friends and had dinner and cake and swam in th pool 💖

27. what time did you wake up today - 10:13am cuz my mom called me it was 2 minutes before my alarm

28. what were you doing last night at midnight - sleepin for once

29. what is something you can’t wait for - getting top surgery money

30. what are you listening to right now -my fish tank and my doge snoring

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - probably??? lol

32. something that gets on your nerves - vegans and vegetarians lol

33. most visited website - tumblr hell site

34. hair color - natural is arbrurn, rn its dyed purple

35. long hair or short hair -SHORT

36. do you have a crush on someone -maybe...? ive never really had a crush like ever so idk

37. what do you like about yourself - that i learned to stop giving a shit and stand up for myself

38. want any piercings - septum... and maybe ears but the earrings got stuck in there and infected so im kinda tramatized

39. blood type - A-

40. nicknames - harl/harls, dome

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac -virgo 

43. pronouns - they or it

44. favorite 📺 show - steven universe babey!!!

45. tattoos -maybe one day... idk what i would get

46. right handed or left - right

47. ever had surgery -wisdom teeth if that counts

48. piercings -none rn

49. sports - i used to do gymnastics and karate, i did trac and field (shot put and discus) but had to drop out cuz thy would make us run even tho i wss in field only

50. vacation - latest was going to iowa for a rabbit show!

51. trainers - like.. shoes?? my favoraite are my angel wing boots

MORE GENERAL

52. eating - A peanut that was on the table from my trail mix i ate earlier LOL

53. drinking - nothing

54. i’m about to watch - idk

55. waiting for - TO GET DINNER BURGER KING

56. want - burger king

57. get married -if i ever meet the right person

58. career -freelance ceramics and homesteading

WHICH IS BETTER

59. kisses or hugs - hugs!

60. 👄 or eyes - eyes!

61. shorter or taller - idk either??

62. older or younger - um... the same age i dont like this one

63. nice arms or stomach - arms?? tho i do like a thicc tummy (NOT IN LIKE A FETISHY WAY I HATE THAT SHIT)

64. hookup or relationship - relationship!

65. troublemaker or hesitant -IDK

HAVE YOU EVER

66. 😘 a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor -i would honestly rather die

68. lost glasses - I don’t wear glasses

69. turned someone down -no but ive never been.. asked on a date.... lol

70. sex on first date - no

71. broken someone’s ❤️-i hope not..

72. had your 💔 - ya

73. been arrested - no

74. 😢 when someone died - Yea

75. fallen for a friend -YEAAA

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

76. yourself - most of th time

77. miracles - i think?

78. 💛 at first sight - nah

79. 🎅- yes hunch santa

80. 😘 on a first date - nooo?

81. angels yes

other

82. best friend’s name - mell, jesse and konyleigh!!

83. eye color - brown!

84. favorite movie -uhhh lego batman movie

85. favorite actor -sexy aquaman idk his name LOL

i tag @cacksacker69 and YOU.