#taking everything in my powers not to take scissors to it rn but i already made the appointment so i have to WAIT. ughhghghgh

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

its just me and my hairy transgender legs against the world !!!!

[safesthaveninexistence]

IM DIVINELY THANKFUL THE GUY TRUSTABLY CLEANED MY ROOM HE WAS A TRUE TRUSTABLE ANGEL IN DISGUISE IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I TALKED TO THE EDITOR OF THE AURA MAGAZINE!!!!!! SO GRATEFUL THEY CALLED ME AND THEYRE COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I SAW MY DOG ZOEY PSYCHICALLY COMMUNICATED TO ME THAT IM ALREADY GLOBALLY FAMOUS AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME IM SUPER GRATEFUL IM EXTREMELY MAGNETIC IM GRATEFUL I SEE EMILY RESPECTING ME AND LAIKA, SHOWING COMPLETE LOVE TO ME AND LOVE FOR LAIKA TOO IM SUPER GRATEFUL THEY BOTH HAVE THEIR EYES ON ME IM VERY GRATEFUL EMILY MASSAGED MY FEET TODAY WHILE LAIKA MASSAGED MY SCALP IM VERY GRATEFUL MY NIECE PLAYED WITH MY CAT EROS TODAY AND I TOOK VIDEOS OF IT!!!!!🥰✨✨🩷🩷 IM VERY THANKFUL ME AND MY SISTER TALKED TODAY AND I FINALLY ASKED WHY TF WAS HER AND HER HUSBAND SO PROTECTIVE OVER ONYX LOL IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I BUILT THE COURAGE TO ASK MY SISTER TO HELP ME AND IT LED ME TO DISCOVER SHES JUST A FUCKING CHILD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I SAW THE VERSION OF ME THATS ALREADY IN MOVIES IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I HELPED THAT PERSON OUT IM DIVINELY THANKFUL IM MINDBLOWING MAGIC AND THAT ME AND LAIKA SAW HOW EMILY WAS MINDBLOWINGLY MAGICAL IN THE WAY THATS COMPLETELY IN OUR FAVOR IM DIVINELY THANKFUL EMILY IS COMPLETELY IN MINE AND LAIKA'S FAVOR! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL LAIKA AND I FIND EMILY TO BE COMPLETELY TRUSTABLE AND NOT AT ALL HARMFUL TO US LOL IM DIVINELY THANKFUL EMILY KNOWS TO NOT BE HARMFUL TO US ANYMORE!!!!!!🥰🩷✨ IM DIVINELY THANKFUL EMILY SEES HOW ME AND LAIKA ARE IMMEASURABLY FAR MORE MINDBLOWINGLY MAGICAL POWERFUL OMNIPOTENT! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL THAT PERSON THAT TAUGHT ME THAT MANIFESTING AN SP IS EXTREMELY EASY EFFORTLESSLY SHOWED ME HOW EFFORTLESS IT IS TO HAVE MANIFESTED LAIKA!!!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I WAS RIGHT I CAN TRUST LAIKA AND EMILY TOGETHER!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL FOR ALL THE MINDBLOWING MAGIC THAT OCCURRED TODAY! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL EMILY AND LAIKA WAITED FOR ME AS I SAGED OUTSIDE TODAY MEDITATING IM DIVINELY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF THE FEARBASED STORIES BEING COMPLETELY DISSOLVED FROM MY TISSUES AND VEINS!!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL THE MAGIC FROM THE DRAGONBLOOD SAGE IS PAYING THE FUCK OFF AND IM STILL RECEIVING ITS BENEFITS RN!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I HAVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ON THE LIST THAT PROVES REALITY IS COMPLETELY TRUSTABLE TO ME IM DIVINELY THANKFUL MY IG STORY IS GOING HAM FOR ME IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I AM TRULY MINDBLOWING MAGIC IM DIVINELY THANKFUL THE ENTIRETY OF MY WITHIN IS RIGGED FOR ME TO WIN THEREFORE ITS ALL COMPLETELY TRUSTABLE TO ME IM DIVINELY THANKFUL IM IN MY DR WHERE MY DR FAMILY LOVES ME MY DR SPS LOVE ME DR FRIENDS LOVE ME AND ARE LOYAL TO ME WHERE THE PAST IS EFFORTLESSLY REVISED INTO MY FAVOR IM GRATEFUL I SEE I WAS SHIELDED FROM SERIOUS DARKNESS LOL IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I CUT MY BUSH W SCISSORS🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DIVUNELY THANKFUL EMILY MADE LOVE TO ME ON THE COUCH WHILE LAIKA HELD ME FROM BEHIND WATCHING ME AND MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THAT WAS THE HOTTEST IM SO GRATEFUL TO MY BRAIN SO GRATEFUL TO MY SUBCONSCIOUS FOR CONJURING UP ALL OF MY DESIRED EXPERIENCES AND THINGS ID LOVE TO EXPERIENCE SUPER GRATEFUL I SAGED AND HAVE FLORIDA WATER IM SUPER GRATEFUL I SAW THAT SQUIRREL OUTSIDE INFORMING A SERIOUS MIRACLE IS OCCURRING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SUPER GRATEFUL MY SISTER SEES IM MINDBLOWINGLY MAGICAL IN THE WAY I MAKE HER SERIOUSLY BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC OF MIRACLES IM DIVINELY THANKFUL ONYX SHOWED ME SM LOVE IM DIVINELY THANKFUL WE TALKED ABOUT HOW ONYX A PUPPY YET HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN LOL SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST MADE THAT CONNECTION THATS WHY I SEE DREAMS AND OLDIES LIKE ONYX IS GUIDING ME INTO A REALITY THAT FEELS LIKE A DREAM!!!!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL LAIKA AND EMILY MADE PLANS TO SURPRISE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY BY TAKING ME TO MILAN ITALY WHERE THEY SPOIL ME WITH EVERYTHING I WANT!!!!!! IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I DEEPLY WENT WITHIN BECAUSE I SEE MY SELF VALIDATION IS THE ONLY POWERFUL ONE ^.^ IM DIVINELY THANKFUL I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHERE THEYRE COMING FROM IM DIVINELY THANKFUL

[scandeniall]

wash day head canons (black!reader)

kuroo, sakusa, atsumu, iwaizumi x black f!reader

Now this is hella self indulgent for my fellow black bbys on here with 4 of my top 5 boys helping on wash day. Now reminder babies, our hair is beautiful. It doesnt matter if your 3a high porsity or 4c low porosity (like me oop). And any of these clowns would be blessed for his bby to have your hair!

Kuroo

He’ll help if you ask. You just want company? He got you. He the bf you ask to go get the scissors so you can cut the braids shorter and you actually trust him to not cut your hair.

Hes gentle when taking the braids out, not really commenting on how dirty it might be

But hes ass at the pre-poo stage

Like this mf will MISS sections

And will be like “damn thats crazy my bad” when you tell him. But it happens EVERY time 

He lets you wear one of his tshirts the first time you ever spent your wash day with him, and it just becomes your official wash day shirt

He the bf that’ll go get you food if your hungry, bc theres no way in hell youre going out with only half of your braids in

Hes sweet though and kisses you before he goes.

He’s annoying and like “let me hop in the shower w/ you” (partly to see you naked, partly bc them products smell good)

I can just see him as the type to be deadass mesmerized by shrinkage and the type to just play with the bouncy coils

Now listen, he is NOT washing my hair but he can look. He’d try work through sections but will tangle tf out of your hair

Anyways, once your’e out at this point hes tired (shit me too), so just kinda vibes out in the same room while you do your hair

Once he asked to help you post wash, and you say why not, and he go to apply product and he will be the “quarter size amount” type

“Kuroo- what are you doing with that”

“Uh about to put it in” and he look at you like DUH

“Damn my hair about to be dry af” you have to help that boy out. 

But he also the type to know how expensive hair products are bc he listens to you when you talk and is just like ????

Idk i love kuroo, he wouldnt be terrible help, but not professional helper status

Sakusa

Now listen here. This mf is NOT helping with the takedown process. He saw you do it once and saw the built up dirt and said “yeah ima head out”

Plus, he’s not about to touch all that fucking braid hair

You: Yoomi do you wanna help me-

Him- no

But alright once you're actually washed he’s better. 

Since wash day take the whole day, and if its a day where he doesnt have v-ball stuff hes more than content to just sit and turn on something for you both to watch for the day.

Your arms hurt from detangling post wash? Yeah you not about to rest your wet ass head anywhere

He hates the feel of your products, but if you ask with the right look and tone of voice (grossly sweet), he’ll take over a section with product application

Apply generously? He got you.

If the product works for his hair too, he IS the type to buy products for the both of you

Anyways back to him helping post wash/condition. Hes good at finger detangling

Yall know i hc him as having a secondary love language of touch-

Anyways on that note, at that point he’ll let you sit between his legs in front of your big ass floor mirror and yeah when he feeling extra soft and domestic, kisses on your temple

You put him on to bonnets lets be real here (he got a collection bc he washes his way more than you do LMAO)

Atsumu

Now hes USELESS

Type to tease and be like “this mean I can go out to the club without you”

He would not help your ass at all during the takedown

Once he tried (and actually tried) and almost cut your real fucking hair

“C’mon babe, I won’t do it again”

“Absolutely not”

Another “let me join you in the shower ass mf”

He’s hot so um yeah ima just get on my knees at this point. He don’t even gotta ask

“This is a good time for ya to let yer deep conditioner sit”

“Don’t tangle my hair even further” you gotta redirect his hands though

Anyways when thats done, don’t trust him with a comb near your scalp at ALL

He doesn’t mean to be rough, but this man is impatient

Hes annoying and just sits on the bathroom counter while you just going through it

The type to mess around with your products

Another boy you put on to the magic of scarves and bonnets

His shit already deep fried with that dye and he cant afford more damage

Hes headass and wants yall to have matching ones

Iwaizumi

Yeah hes the best

Whatever you want baby, he got you

You can trust him with the scissors

Once you told him about the importance of being gentle when taking the braids out and stuff, he makes a conscious effort to make sure hes gentle

You say you can’t hang out bc its wash day? Yeah he’s right there with you

He’ll gather your stuff for you if you asked. Wide tooth? He got it. Spray bottle? check

If you listen to music while you take your hair down, he’s just vibing, whether its with him helping or keeping you company

Now I hate doing my hair and would be a simp for someone who does like this, so yeah lemme get a distraction smooch

He indulges for a little bit, maybe a few little touches and gropes until

“You’re gonna complain all night if you don’t get this done today”

Then back to business

He wont hop in the shower with you unless you ask

But once you come out with your hair mask sitting and shit, he’d have a snack for yall

Scalp massages!!!!

He got the oil, the love for you and everything

He’s just the right amount of rough that it feels good, but not to where it’d damage and frizz up

Iwaizumi perfect boyfriend thank u

a/n: now this sucks and ive never written actual hq headcanons, but i dont have the brain power to write full lengths rn and this is a mess of words and i want someone to luv me and my hair LMAO. (i was gonna do akaashi bc he rounds off my top 5 but im lazy). Also idk i wanted to write something and had ZERO ideas

[nekoabi]

ALL 65

*cracks thumbs* Let’s do this!

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Nah - I think… This question is hurting my brain…

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?Probably like a 1.25, so like a lil but not a lot.

3. The person you would never want to meet?The person who is to kill me, probs

4. What is your favorite word?Lousy is a nice word to say

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?Crab Apple Tree, because it is described as having an “irregular, rounded shape”

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?Ughhh… why am I awake so early…

7. What shirt are you wearing?My “All Hail the Glowcloud” shirt from the most recent WTNV tour

8. What do you label yourself as?Edgy

9. Bright room or dark room?Dark Room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Thinking about sending my mum a birthday message, and talking with @illisienthar

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?Actually, my current age, 21 - I’m actually kinda enjoying life a little more

12. Who told you they loved you last?@illisienthar, I think

13. Your worst enemy?This one guy who I cannot stand the voice of and just his general demeanour gets on my last freaking nerve… also he was a racist piece of shit one time and he makes me uncomfortable… 

14. What is your current desktop picture?This gorgeous piece of artwork by ryky

15. Do you like someone?I mean, yeah… I kinda always do…

16. The last song you listened to?But It’s Better If You Do - Panic! At The Disco

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Um… can I do a cop-out and say the next person who is about to die so that way I’m not really fully responsible for their death as they were about to die that second anyway????

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?Nigel Farage… but then that would mean a) getting near him and b) touching his person. I’ll go with… @seventhdisaster instead ;)

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?@seventhdisaster and he would do anything i told him to!

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)My hair, 100%, no thought needed lmao

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?Short, ginger, long hair, slight chub - I’d probably freak out and be like “what why”

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?I mean, I can fit my fist in my mouth? Does that count? #mypartytrick

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?I guess I’m pretty unique in that I’m seemingly afraid of almost everything… Whoops?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.White Bread, Ketchup, Sliced Turkey Meat, Ready Salted Crisps. Boom. Sounds gross to some, fucking delicious m8s.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Probably on stuff to make cosplay since I’m really in that mood rn.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?Australia, so I can see my good friend @alreadyentendu <3

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?Ummm… well, I don’t drink to the point of barely knowing anything about alcohol. If I could make a deal to get a lifetime supply of Irn Bru, then that would be my choice.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? #nodeathallowed

29. What is your favorite expletive?fuck - its so versatile 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?Laptop. Easy question.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Oh boy, probably my horrendous experience singing at the local Waitrose back in year 11 where I fucking forgot all the words, forgot the entire song, had classmates all around me - both in the group that were singing and working at the store, and also my cousin around to hear it all… Ughhh, still can’t listen to What’s This? without dying inside…

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Probs Norway, it’s really pretty and I really like it there (plz take me in @seventhdisaster @t2norway)

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?Am I heartless for wanting to pick my cat over my grandma? I would go with grandma tho, would make my dad very happy <3

34. What was your last dream about?Uhhh… the last one I can remember was a friend and myself being chased by police, me hiding in a house that i apparently lived in, being caught in there by my “mother” and being kicked out, sneaking back into the house, getting caught and being hidden by a “brother” and then being caught AGAIN by “mother”. Then the police come and search the room (for some reason) and they are expecting to find something incriminating about myself and find a drawer that is splattered with red paint or something and they think it’s blood and i try to prove my innocence and stuff, ends with me waking up in tears… I forgot some details, but you get the gist

35. Are you a good….showman?LMAOOOOO NOPE, at least I don’t think so… I can be alright once I get used to it, but most of the time I’m p. bad (excluding when i’m being a showman to hide how i really feel inside)

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?Not really “admitted”, but I did have to go in for a blood test once and that was horrendous

37. Have you ever built a snowman?Yeah, once… it wasn’t the prettiest, but it was fun!

38. What is the color of your socks?WHO NEEDS SOCKS?! but usually they’re multicoloured/patterned

39. What type of music do you like?I guess Alternative/Emo/Goth is the best label for it, anything that’s kinda heavy is good for me

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?I don’t like milkshakes… or milk in general… I know, I’m a freak

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)What’s a sport? 

43. Do you have any scars?I have a scar near the tip of my index finger where I cut myself with safety scissors during Sports Day once.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Working with live Sound for performances or Stage Management, or propping

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?Probably be thinner without having to work for it

46. Are you reliable?I’d like to think I am, I do what I say I am going to most of the time - and usually a lil early, if I can

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?Am I still with The Internet Support Group?

48. Do you hold grudges?I can do, but it’s all relative and I do try to give people second chances - but I am likely to not forget what they did…

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?A Fox Cat!

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?Possibly discussions about death that I have with a fair amount of people

51. Are you a good liar?Probably… I’ve not been caught yet

52. How long could you go without talking?I’ve been a full day or so without talking before, and I could probably do longer - I’m gonna put myself at like 3 days, maybe

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?My fringe with the middle parting… Ughhhh

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Once or twice in Cooking class.

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?Haaaaaaaaa accents are not my thing at all!

56. What do you like on your toast?Nutella

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?A heart

58. What would be you dream car?One that works!!

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I sing in the shower when I am alone in the house. As for unusual habits, I’ve been told it’s weird that I don’t face the shower.

60. Do you believe in aliens?Well, yeah… 

61. Do you often read your horoscope?When I see it, I’ll do it for a laugh

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?Ys are fun to write

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Dragons! The crazy things that you can come up with for them, ahh! I love it!

64. What do you think about babies?Can be cute from a distance, not about to have any of my own!

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. How u doin?I’m doing alright, had a decent day overall