#take off the cazador voice you're scaring the hoes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jahiera · 1 year

Text

can I be so honest. whatever people feel about evil astarion being sexy, that's how I feel about dark justiciar shadowheart's "stop being so gentle" scene. the lip bite the blood the all of that. like okay.... well if SHE wants to lock me up in her evil shar sex dungeon-- sorry who said that

#I like evil astarion to study like a bug I just can't take him seriously ...#not in a 'oh he needs to heal :pleading:' way I'm compelled by him being evil. it's just.#take off the cazador voice you're scaring the hoes #anyways THIS ISNT ABOUT HIM. this is about evil shadowheart being. listen. listen.#haha oh my god [twirls hair] you're well-versed in torture and emotional manipulation... do you want to test it out sometime.#'try not to dream about tying me up' babygirl that is NOT what I was thinking.#bg3 spoilers #pers ⚔️

136 notes · View notes