robthewischmop
Words because space to write
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I am a human that is curently existing and for some reason I choose to be a mop on the Internet |They/It (technically any pronouns, but just the non-boring ones)| Watching all of docter how since the 2005 one to know why everyone seams to be upset with the new one
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robthewischmop · 3 days ago
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robthewischmop · 8 days ago
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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did
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robthewischmop · 8 days ago
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Power couple
For @paruf1shh
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robthewischmop · 9 days ago
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My uncle about my qpr
“ just a couple of wackos”
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robthewischmop · 9 days ago
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Baby blue 💙🐻☕
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robthewischmop · 9 days ago
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( <= green bean
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robthewischmop · 9 days ago
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The Germans—they did it. They have officially killed Undertale.
This isn’t a joke, by the way. You can’t buy Undertale from the Steam store in Germany anymore. While I was expecting this for Deltarune and some other games that haven’t been age-rated yet, or older games that came out before Steam’s internal age rating became mandatory, Undertale was already rated at least twice—once on Switch for ages 6 and up, and once on Xbox for ages 16 and up (because they added gambling, which is very funny on its own). But yeah, what do you mean it wasn’t rated on Steam? Also you can still buy the ost but not the game because musik isnt real
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robthewischmop · 10 days ago
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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
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robthewischmop · 11 days ago
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Windsong
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robthewischmop · 12 days ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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robthewischmop · 13 days ago
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christmas pfp jumpscare help me its the middel of november
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Allso the imege qualaty is really bad on purpos trust
allso its not centert spacifikly to anoy you
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robthewischmop · 17 days ago
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Yay
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robthewischmop · 18 days ago
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So anyway why didn't any of you tell me the boopenig was booping again. I was just happily not using social media for a few days while you guys were having fun without me. HOW DARE YOU
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robthewischmop · 23 days ago
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Vereinsamt text post meme because we're being practical, involved, and suffering with this patch
Part 1 | Part 2
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robthewischmop · 26 days ago
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A friend of a friend says that this tweet (https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Inkipedia:Twitter_archive/2024/October#1851549607454806090), in their words:
the jp version of this tweet mentions that she “forces her bandmates to either play cruel pranks or give her sweet treats, and extorts huge amounts of sweets from them every year”
I have a hard time believing this, can you tell what it actually says?
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fixing the auto translate: Tomorrow is Halloween. Surrounded by colorful treats, Harmony seems very happy. Apparently, she forces her bandmates to either give her sweet treats or be subject to cruel tricks, and extorts huge amount of sweets from them every year.
Since it says shes extorting them out of candy, it makes more sense that she would be the one playing pranks on them if they dont give her candy, not that she would be forcing them to play pranks? fun new piece of characterization for her.
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robthewischmop · 1 month ago
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I just realized something—with Harmony Trailblazer and Hunt March existing I just don’t have any Preservation characters anymore
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