#take a drink every time someone gets garlic high or vampire-hypnotized or Otto has a mental crisis

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Regards sicko list let's go

Introduction to Adrienne and Kenneth, Adrienne making an idiot of herself in front of Mirdri and a whole street of people.

Introduction to Sol, banter with Kenneth about vampire life

Adrienne simps too hard for the vampire bar dancer and gets bitten about it

Sol uses his compelling vampire powers on Adrienne for his silly little be-careful lecture

Sol gets high on garlic dot tee ex tee

Kenneth attack Kenneth attack Kenneth attack this chapter was sooo very sickos for me <3 Sucks for Adrienne but who cares I had a wonderful time <3

Kenneth taking care of Adrienne in ways she loathes

Sol and Adrienne's cringefail wallet-losing date adventure

Kenneth passes out from repentance hunger and Adrienne just leaves him there "who give a shit" style

Mura and Sol's banter, Adrienne being unreasonable about things, Adrienne gets dunked on for her weakness to vampire powers

Fire

Vampire identity crisis

Adrienne and Sol being silly geese at the great hall, and the discovery of the other dude chilling there.

Coma for Mirdri

Adrienne gets Kenneth's permission to drink his blood. Kenneth acts a bit funny about it. I don't think Adrienne notices quite how funny Kenneth acts about it.

Sidus' ring does some strange things to Adrienne's brain and she ponders some memories.

Kenneth bridal-carrying Adrienne back home, Sol trying to interrogate her.

Otto's back!!!! Adrienne has some unpleasant feelings about it.

Girls hour with the garlic-enjoyers

Adrienne attacks someone very important in Kenneth's favourite attacking spot and then has a debriefing with Kenneth and Sol.

Sol gets Adrienne high on garlic

Adrienne gets sick from garlic at Otto's place while Otto has a bit of a mental crisis.

Restaurant blood-hunting-expedition with Adelaide turns into restaurant fight with Sidus. Who is going to pay for the broken chair and plates and glass? I'd hate to work at that restaurant but it was fun as hell to write.

Sidus kidnaps and tortures Adrienne dot tee ex tee

Adrienne's brain in the stratosphere for a week and also Candyss shows up to be silly

Otto has a mental crisis. Kenneth gets drunk and hypnotizes Adrienne with his vampire powers to call Mirdri, but Sol prevents her from making the call.

Mura pokes holes in Adrienne's self control around blood, takes the newspaper's number. Otto has a mental crisis. Kenneth wakes up post-drinking-binge and everyone's mad at him for something he didn't even do.

Adrienne pretends to be Otto, but more importantly, Otto pretends to be the made-up Susan and does so both convincingly and absolutely stylishly. Susan doesn't come back after this chapter and will be missed greatly. Adrienne paints an "awful gouache simulant" of one of those dogs playing poker paintings.

The gang goes to Ridglade Falls. Kenneth is scared of having to talk to his ex-girlfriend from 16 years ago.

Kenneth is back from his date and it went, shall we say, a little too well. He arranges jars of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme, because YES HA HA HA YES!!!

Adrienne and Sol quit their bickering to go be silly geese on the telephone, and make up lies about "extra vampirism" doses.

Sidus, despite his poor condition, uses as much energy as he can to terrify and taunt Adrienne just because it's funny to him. Adrienne bites too hard and too long I guess. Sol feels strangely.

Oh finally things are going well for everyone!

Extra: every single time the vampires turn on their vampire hypnotism powers. So much so, that I made a supercut document in my google drive with every single time it happens.

I wrote Regards out of order and connected pieces together, which not only gave me terrific opportunities for foreshadowing, but it also let me write all of the sickos scenes when I wanted to so I could have the most possible fun with the book and so I could do each sickos scene justice by writing it when it was currently churning my braincells around.

writing advice: every chapter should have something that makes you, a sicko, say yeesss… hahaha… yeeesss!!! and it doesn’t quite matter what you are a sicko about but it’ll be hard to get through the chapter if nothing makes you press your face into the window