#tagging every shipname i can come up with just in case

[faraskyee]

[cvntoid]

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ttthhhhhhannkkkssss for tagging me, darling @strang3lov3 :)))

What’s the origin of your blog title?: i’ve talked about this quite a few times, but to reduce it very concisely, it’s a bastardization and a nod to a fertility festival and fictional town in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series. it’s a reference to… you know. cum. and fertility. there’s a traditional song about “come, commala”.

favourite fandoms: the culkinfolk. that’s just…. my bread and butter rn. also the dastmalchianfuckers. but i do write so much culkin content right now it’s insane. it’s just the most relaxed fuckin gross group of people that truly seem to appreciate what’s going down and don’t get weird. well - yknow. not weird in a bad way, at least :)))

otp(s)/shipname: no. although, consider @strang3lov3 // me. uhhhh

favorite color: blue and purple, but especially combined.

favorite game: ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS!!! honorable mentions include Mischief Makers for the N64 and The Grinch for Gameboy Color.

song stuck in your head: i’m actively listening to “dried up, tied, and dead to the world” by marilyn manson. he’s a fuckin gutterfuck piece of shit, but nostalgia rules everything around me and it makes my clit hard so fuck off and tell your mama if you’re mad

weirdest habit/trait?: rubbing and tugging my eyebrows. pushing my septum plug around. cracking my… everything. needing to fold my legs up somehow in every seat i have or i’m extremely uncomfortable (read: queer)

hobbies: writing porn, long ass fucking walks/bike rides, talking shit, reality tv and rotting.

if you work, what’s your profession?: not willing to share my job, nextttt

if you could have any job you wish what would it be?: a mortician, or perhaps a published author.

something you’re good at: noticing everything at all times. writing porn. untying knots. doodling. making people laugh. dropping things constantly.

something you’re bad at: math. focusing. both folding AND putting away laundry in one go.

something you love: clouds. when i say something stupid and it makes somebody unexpectedly laugh.

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: historical UFO and cryptic sightings and cases and especially how it relates to the pacific northwest, and also notes on the history of spirit photography and the advent of early versions of photoshopping and seance schemes.

something you hate: moths. cilantro. when i wash my hands and it makes my sleeves wet.

something you forget: everything, all the time, constantly.

what’s your love language?: bitchy banter. cooking for them. being thought of, a la “this reminded me of you!”

favorite movie/tv show: early-aughts reality tv - Jersey Shore is my ultimate comfort show. horror movies, especially found footage. bad romcoms. stuff that’ll make me fuckin cry.

favorite food: olives, mushrooms, nachos, umm…. SOUPS.

favorite animal: little bitchy dogs. otters. snakes. cats. jellyfish.

are you musical?: i can hold a note? so. idk

what were you like as a child?: weird, super friendly, getting into trouble for making people laugh and being like, the annoying funny/weird kid in class.

favorite subject at school: art and english.

least favorite subject: history, math.

what’s your best character trait?: i'm real big on listening and being empathic and like, trying to be mindful and thoughtful of my people. also... again.... i'm pretty good at crackin a damn joke.

what’s your worst character trait?: i'm really sensitive and needy. i cry easy. i ignore everything around me and hibernate when i'm in a funk.

if you could change any detail of your day right now what it it be?: mmmm, gathering the willpower to do a few chores instead of being a lazy horny shit.

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet?: jeez, uh... Gef the Mongoose.

recommend on your your favorite fanfics (spread the love): i'm reaching waaaaay back into my ancient fandom days, here, to recommend Hiddle Me This on AO3. this thing is a fucking beast and, despite not being into Tom Hiddleston anymore (outside like, hot Loki shit) it's such a famous fucking wild monster and such a throwback. stalking, control, slow sexy build up, like.... it's massive and insane.

tagging @angelsanarchy @kappasbbgirl @starry-eyed-wild-child @xmunsn @luiscarrutherss

[killerandhealerqueen]

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Thank you for the tag @ahhhnorealnamesallowed! Always fun to do these

What's the origin of your username?

I had a different username before this one, the-sassiest-trixster, because I was really into Supernatural and Gabriel was one of my favorite characters. But then...then came along Killer and Healer and just...completely changed everything. Like no, I'm serious, I don't think I've ever been this attached to a drama/characters before. And this drama just...sparked my brain into creating as much content as I did/do. And all of my friends/mutuals called me the killer and healer queen so I just...made that my username

OTP(s) + shipname:

So...my top ship obviously is Yuezhi from Killer and Healer, but I do love YaoYutong/BaiZhan from S.C.I. (they were the ones who actually got me into cdramas). I also love

junchun (Killer and Healer)

gahan (The Devil Judge)

suitang (Sleuth of Ming Dynasty)

dushen (Under the Skin)

dingzhi (Sleuth of Ming Dynasty)

And many many more

Favourite colour:

Green (any shade)

Song stuck in my head:

Currently on a vocaloid kick, so right now it's My Crush is a Monster Boy but I've also recently been listening to the White Cat Legend playlist and all of those songs bring back the joy that I felt watching that drama...I need to rewatch it

Weirdest habit/trait:

I remember random things really well; like at work I can pick up people's voices over the radio and know who's talking without looking at our CFS (calls for service) log. I also remember things after only seeing them once/reading about them once (whenever my detectives talk about a certain case I'm like "oh the one--" and they're like yeah while my partner (if she's with me) is like o.0 like how the fuck do you remember that

Hobbies:

Hula

If you work, what's your profession?

I'm a crime scene technician

If you could have any job you wish what would you have?

The job I have now is my dream job so like...I'm pretty happy

Something you're good at:

Writing/singing/dancing hula

Something you hate:

When people don't use fucking common sense...pisses me the fuck off

Something you forget:

Anything I put down if it doesn't have a set place to live <- amen bitch

Your love language:

Gift giving and quality time. I love just spending time with my friends, like I remember in college my friend and I were on a skype call and we were doing our thing and like it was just perfect. We talked every now and then but it was just nice. Also gift giving. I love giving gifts to people; like if I see something that reminds me of them, I'm going to buy it (if the price isn't unreasonable)

Favourite movies/shows:

There's too many...

Men In Black (trilogy)

Sound of Music

The Mentalist

Hawaii Five-0

CSI: Miami

Will Trent

High Potential

And so many more

Favourite food:

Pad Thai

Fried Rice

Seaweed soup

Sushi

Poké

Chinese (i love chinese food, and it's not just because i'm chinese)

And so much more

Favourite animal:

I love a lot of animals, but I'd have to say peacocks and snow leopards

What were you like as a child?

Quiet, shy, very creative...basically me now (I am a bit more extroverted but for the most part I just tend to keep to myself unless I'm comfortable with you)

Favourite subject in school:

English, Science

Least favourite subject:

MATH

What's your best character trait?

Idk?????

What's your worst character trait?

Sometimes the things I saw can come off really blunt/rude; I also jump to the worst conclusions over the smallest things

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

$50.00 more an hour at work, just because <- oh amen

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

I think I'd want to see my great-grandma again...just show her the person I am today

No pressure tagging: @theotherwhybietoldmeso @clawbehavior @mishathewtf @okifyouinsist @hyperbolicgrinch @nineninepetals @seonghwacore @kpopfantasywriter and anyone else who wants to play

[keldjinfae]

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I was tagged by the ever-wonderful @dear-massacre.

What’s the origin of your username?: I technically have two usernames. The one that I use on Tumblr and on AO3 is actually my old one, from before I left the whole fandom scene for a while, and now I'm most commonly known by another name that people might see me referred to as every once in a while, so to (hopefully) clear up some confusion, keldjinfae was just the result of teenage me combining kelpie, djinn, and fae; nixeleth was me playing around with my name and slapping an X on it, Kingdom Hearts-style.

OTP(s) + shipname: I have several, but the one I've been coming back to for over a decade now is Sterek. I'm also a card-carrying shipper of Drarry, Stucky, Wincest, Angel/Buffy/Spike, Arthur/Eames, Anders/Hawke, and Fenris/Hawke.

Favourite colour: Purple

Song stuck in my head: End of Beginning

Weirdest habit/trait: I... don't know? My aunt helpfully pointed out for me once that I twitch my hands a lot, but I didn't notice until she said something.

Hobbies: Writing, gaming, music (whether playing, listening to, or singing--used to also be dancing, but now not so much), amassing an astonishing wealth of pop culture references. Also, that assonance tho.

If you work, what’s your profession?: I'm on disability, but I was a CNA.

If you could have any job you wish what would you have?: I don't know. I'd rather just have a job that gives me plenty of time to enjoy my hobbies.

Something you’re good at: Writing and talking to people.

Something you hate: Whenever I finish cleaning something and someone either treks over the carpet in their muddy boots or a cat throws up, etc.

Something you forget: I don't know; I forgot.

Your love language: ...English?

Favourite movies/shows: BtVS and AtS, SoA, Mr. Robot, Anora, Inception, 21/22 Jump Street, The Silence of the Lambs, honestly I love way too many shows and movies to list as faves without creating a wall of text.

Favourite food: Coffee, steak, Tagalongs... I can't really think about food right now because I'm sick and just eating a couple bites of dinner was "enough."

Favourite animal: My two cats. Other than them, frogs, turtles, panthers (the big version of my babies), ducks, otters... I like most animals more than I do people.

What were you like as a child?: Loud, rebellious, some (adults) would say I was inciting but I like to think I was persuasive. To summarize, there's a photo of me somewhere at age three or so, in a hot tub with my godsiblings, wearing nothing but my underwear, with my head thrown back and my tongue sticking out while my hands are throwing the rock salute. Not much has changed. Bonus example, my best friend has known me since we were in kindergarten, but we spent some time apart while she was in Bolivia. When she came back to the States, she wanted me in Florida for her 21st birthday and asked her sister if I could stay with them for a couple weeks. Her sister asked, "Crazy, five-year-old Nix?" My best friend answered, "I mean, she's older now. But. Yeah."

Favourite subject in school: Anything history-related, with English as a close second, if not a tie. PE was pretty nice, too.

Least favourite subject: Anything math-related. I lump chemistry in with that category, too.

What’s your best character trait?: I come off as approachable to people.

What’s your worst character trait?: Procrastination.

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?: I wouldn't mind not being sick.

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?: Does it have to be someone I'm actually meeting, or can it be someone I would like to see again? In the case of the former, either my paternal grandmother (she died when I was two so I barely remember her, and therefore counts) or Stieg Larson so I could at least try asking how he intended to end the Millennium series. In the latter case, either my father or my maternal grandpa.

No pressure tags: @renmackree @doc-alva @ephemeronidwrites @nerdherderette @isthatbloodonhisshirt

[magic-owl]

i wish these had numbers to not take up room but alas: what is your absolute favorite ship? what’s a ship you like that most people don’t? what is the most underrated ship, in your opinion? (choose any of your fave pairings for the following bc I'm curious about all your faves) rate [pairing] from 1-10 and explain why. what’s your favorite headcanon of [pairing]? what’s your favorite canon moment of [pairing]? favorite AU ideas for [pairing]? what song(s) remind you of [pairing]?

Thank you my dear! You are my Star Wars Friend so I’ll keep it SW focused (if you wanted to ask this to solely find out what else I liked BESIDES SW sorry lol just let me know and I can redo it). This got long because turns out I have a lot to say about my ships so answers under the cut!!! xD

Absolute favorite ship: This one’s kinda hard but I’m gonna have to go with Obi Wan/Anakin! I also like them a lot as a trio with Padmé, but overall I gotta say these two are just my faves? Why? Because they are such a M E S S and gosh I just love them so much. Ppl say they don’t like each other very much but come on, have you watched the TCW, have you watched RotS, they’re the greatest team there ever was, they’re constantly fretting and worrying about each other, they’re always teasing (the constant banter omg boys pls) at each other and hyping the other up and believing in each other and Ahsoka literally calls them her adoptive guardians in the Ahsoka novel, that’s how much of a family they were and ugh they’re just so married. And they’re such a TRAGEDY and it breaks my heart and it’s delicious to watch because in the final fight it’s just heartbreaking betrayal because through it all they love each other so much and that’s WHY they’re so furious with each other because to them it feels like the ultimate betrayal. Even after (when after everything, Obi Wan still loved Anakin too much to kill him himself) they’re constantly on the other’s mind, and ugh the pain hurts but in such a good way, and how in the end Anakin did the right thing and Obi Wan was RIGHT THERE to help guide him back to the light in spirit and now they can rest happily together for eternity (with some spare stressing about, ya know, Kylo Ren and the impending return of Sidious, but never mind all that). and on top of that, it’s my fave because I also absolutely love their relationship platonically as well, as much as I LIKE to see them together, it’s not necessary for me because they have such an enjoyable dynamic. *coughs* Sorry, so yea, they’re my disaster faves! 😅

A ship I like that most people don’t: See above lol. I get aspects of the Obikin ship can be problematic in the whole power dynamic and age difference thing, but I’ve only ever shipped it after Anakin was knighted as an adult when there’s literally not a problem with it (it was weird for me because I watched the prequels totally out of order. I actually saw the TCW cartoon FIRST and then I saw RotS and then I didn’t watch the first two for a while after that because I was a fool and listened to prequel bashers who said the first two weren’t good, so when I started shipping them as adults that was all I saw them as). To be honest, for the most part the PT fandom is done with the drama since ya know, like a good half of the SW general fandom still hates us, so no one’s really vocal about not liking it and our shipping community is mostly left to ourselves, but every once in a while I’ll come across a joke post/fanart of the two and OP will be all snarky in the notes like “tag as a ship and I’ll come after you with my spiked bat” (someone’s exact words btw) and it’s like ok jeez, do not interact then, was minding my own business dude...

My most underrated ship: Hmmmm....... Gonna have to go between Luke/Ezra and Satine/Padmé. Skybridger I understand since they’ve literally never met in canon, but come ON, they’d get along like a house on fire and argh they should have met, it would be great. I honestly don’t get why Pads and Satine aren’t more of a thing (THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE AN OFFICIAL SHIPNAME ;_; ) cuz c’mon they’re the subtler explosive yin to Obi and Ani’s wildfire yang. They get along great and work together really well, and they both seem to have a type. I am doing them a little better in my new OT4 fic, and I hope ppl like it!!! Ya know what, I’m also gonna add Kaeden (cute girl from the Ahsoka novel!) and Ahsoka because even if a lot of ppl actually ship them, they hardly have any content and neED MORE DANGIT THEY WERE SO CUTE!!!!!!!

Gonna go with Obikin for all the following ones cuz I haven’t had the chance to gush about my boys in a while and you’ve opened Pandora’s box

Rate them from 1-10: 10, plus a hundred more points because I love them, then subtract that hundred again cuz Anakin is an gotdang idiot who ruined it and now they both make me cry. My scoring reasons are that they make me feel all the emotions and I love them Ever So Much and argh.

Fave headcanon: Oh boy, I’ve got a couple actually!

Whenever they’re talking/arguing over the phone, they’re always subconsciously mirroring each other’s actions even when they can’t see what the other is doing. It’s kinda creepy because you’ll hear yelling and it’ll look like one of them’s talking to an invisible person in front of them when it’s actually each other.

There has been multiple instances of them both getting injured in battle because they were distracted watching the other be a total badass (not that either will admit it)

Neither of them are morning people. AT ALL. Obi Wan actually has self-discipline and is able to get up with an alarm and crankily drag them both up, but both are almost impossible to deal with until they’ve had caffeine in them, and it’s been established that unless you want to risk murder, neither of them talks in the morning until caffeine has been provided.

There has been many, many cases of accidentally taking the other’s robe and not realizing it but thinking to themselves that said robe feels more comforting than usual today.

A mutually drunken arm wrestling match absolutely turned into a mutually drunken makeout once. Neither can remember it, and they wonder why some of the clones have been acting funny all week.

Half of the Temple thinks they’re already dating.

Ok I’ll stop it here

Fave Canon Moment: Ughhh, this is HARD. I really like the “any closer and you’d be kissing it” line in TCW, basically any moment in TCW when one of them refers to Ahsoka as “OUR padawan”, the extra long stares and unnecessary touches they give each other in TCW, the elevator scene in RotS movie (THE NOVEL MAKES IT A MILLION TIMES BETTER), also in RotS the way Anakin is half-ready to straight up fight Palpatine when he suggests leaving Obi Wan behind to die, the RotS “No loose wire jokes” bit, the RotS “Roger. Roger.” bit (OKAY JUST THE WHOLE FIRST HALF OF THIS RIDICULOUS MOVIE), the way Vader built his big stupid castle where they had their breakup, the way he’s constantly mentioning Obi Wan when the convo wasn’t even about him, seeing them together again at the end of RotJ (whoops you asked for one, you get MANY SCENES)

Fave AU ideas: Again, there’s a couple!

Superpower AU: Can’t decide whether I’d put this in canon or modern. Most powers in this AU are stolen from inspired by X-Men, DC, and other popular media, so I’m torn between Anakin having Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix style powers while Obi Wan had a variation on Rogue’s with additional energy manipulation. OR it would be a thing where Anakin could commune with the dead a la Klaus from Umbrella Academy while Obes had sort of Avatar-style wind/flight powers. (Both are relevant for different plots).

Sith AU: I know these are far from unpopular in the SW fandom, but the way I’d do it would be to try and write two stories at once, update one every other week so one update a week total. The stories would what would happen if either of them became the Sith Apprentice after the events of Episode 1, and how their dynamic would be during Ep 2 and The Clone Wars with one of them on the other side. It’s funny because the way I’ve plotted it, the Sith!Ani fic would have very big Good Omens vibes, while the Sith!Obi one would have very strong Under the Red Hood vibes, so two VERY different dynamics going on xD

WWII Spies: This is one I 100% plan to write someday, even tho it is a very long time from now. It’s basically following Anakin as an American naval pilot who got injured in a crash and discharged. He still wants to serve and eventually his talent gets him into the intelligence end of the war and sent to Europe where he meets Ben, who’s been working with British intelligence since it broke out, and sparks fly. I’m kind of cheating here cuz as of now this is an Obianidala story, not just Obikin, but it’s one I’m very excited for

Phantom of the Opera AU: This idea I had when I realized that Anakin as Vader is kinda a Lot like the Phantom, but he’s also a Lot like Christine too. So it turned into Anakin as a talented ballet dancer getting preyed on by Palpatine!Phantom (there is NO romance there, Palpy is a total creep and will be treated as such) with Obi Wan as a combination of Raoul and Madame Gery and I have a bunch of ideas and idk if it’s gonna be an actual thing, but I want it to.

Shapeshifter AU: Canon, not very complicated but they can all shift into animals. Obi Wan is a kind of cougar panther cat with a fluffy ginger tail, and Anakin is a big grumpy black Krayt Dragon with a stump for a front leg.

Not A Jedi!AU: One in canon in which set like the Sith!AU, two different stories exploring how their dynamic would be if one of them wasn’t found by the Order. As of now, I’ve got Anakin as the warrior pirate prince of Tatooine, after having grown up and staged a slave rebellion, then promptly put his mother on the throne, and Obi Wan’s there to negotiate something during TCW and things happen. For the Obi Wan one, he’s a political journalist and war correspondent who keeps on running into Anakin’s assignments and popping up where he’s stationed and Anakin has to keep this idiot from getting himself killed/stop asking me annoying questions that criticize the Jedi and the government.

Dark!AU: A kind of morbid canon divergent fic where Padmé dies early and unexpectedly (Palps didn’t plan it). Anakin goes off the rails and Obi Wan agrees to go with him on a murder vengeance roadtrip to try and keep him from Falling or the Sith from getting to him. He kinda fails and they both Fall in a way and it ends with them hunting down Sidious’ players one by one. I’m not entirely sure I want to continue with this tho because it plays strongly on the Fridged Woman trope, which I can’t stand. I’d have to figure out how to give Padmé some sort of active role after her death...

Songs to describe them: There’s a couple (I could have very well gone cranky but I decided to do (mostly) serious))(also my music taste kinda stinks)

Icarus— Bastille

Anna Sun— WALK THE MOON

Animal I Have Become— Acoustic cover by Vitamin String Quartet (original by Three Days Grace) (seriously y’all listen it’s sooooo gooooood)

Warriors— Imagine Dragons

My Demons— STARSET

Ignorance— Paramore

Set Fire to the Rain— Adele

Stubborn Love— The Lumineers

How to Save A Life— The Fray (yes i am aware it is stereotypical angst song leave me Alone it FITS)

Viva la Vida— Coldplay (tbh this fits like the entire PT but I liked it)

Raised by Wolves— U2 (another more PT-centric, but this one works dangit)

Bonus Broadway Song! : Confrontation from Les Miserables (now that ya think of it, that would be a pretty good AU too.....)

Bonus Broadway Song! : The Tango Maureen from Rent (I always imagined this one as Obi Wan and Padmé about Anakin, but it would be about something other than cheating cuz canon has established Anakin views cheating as a worse crime than murder, so yea)

Bonus Broadway Song! : Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (aight this one’s mostly a joke but come ON don’t tell me that’s not completely them xD)