#tag yourself I’m “all canon bi characters must be shipped in het because only m/f rep is valid”

[elspethdixon]

Why are all these options “ew, fandom would think I’m gay for someone?”

Where’s the equally-if-not-even-more-likely options of:

A) Lesbian who gets shipped with a cis man because “uwu het is yuri now because I say so”

B) Get banned from being shipped with someone you’ve repeatedly shown attraction to because fandom has decided it’s somehow incest even though you’re not related and don’t have any kind of familial relationship

C) Gay couple who have tons of kinky sex are aroace queer platonic now because of raging homophobia because that’s more progressive and you’re aphobic and pro-toxic ships if you complain

D) Bisexual person who prefers their own gender will be shipped exclusively in m/f because of homophobia and you’re biphobic if you complain

E) If you’re a butch woman you’re femme now and if you’re a femme who wore a flannel shirt once you’re butch (but ofc still shipped with men)

F) If you’re a man you are now either a dark fuck prince asshole top or a woobie weepy bottom.

F2) Your hair color now changes between blonde and brown depending on whether or not the writer thinks you should top

G) Isn’t there somebody in your life that you should apologize to really a lot? Perhaps someone you were an A+ parent to?

If your specific mischaracterization isn't here feel free to add in the notes.

I've experienced several of these in real life, too, and it is annoying either way.