#tae you're gonna get ur ass handed to you

[gem-morey]

The thing was: if Gem was normal, this would be about the time he kicked Tae under the table or reached over and grabbed him by the shoulder, giving it a squeeze, so that he would shut the fuck up. He couldn't do that. So, instead, a long time ago, Gem had learned how to screw his face in to the cruelest, ugliest looks he could manage. Like a king cobra flaring its hood, a warning before the strike.

He fixed Tae with one of these stares for a beat, two beats, long enough that the boy squirmed.

Then, he smiled. A cruel, twisted kind of smile. A dangerous light burning in his eyes.

"Please," Gem said, gesturing towards the table as a whole with a gloved hand. "Enlighten me on your business plan. I thought I brought you here to learn, but apparently we have a master designer on our hands. A hidden jewel. So sorry, Tiana. I didn't mean to hide such talents from you. Go on, Tae. Conduct your business. I'll just sit here and look pretty."

He leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest and nodding at Tiana to answer the question. This had nothing to do with his pride. Really, he just wanted to watch Tae fuck this up because it would be funny.

If he thought he knew how all this worked--by all means.

@truitt-story, @moon-yeongtae

Ready For My Closeup | Tiaegem

[pudgytaetae]

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD

and with a cute idea

BUT (ASS) BEFORE YOU READ, THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE I TRAIL OFF AND TALK SO JUST BEWARE

taekook, who have been together for a while (like 3 years) tae loves food and is on the chubbier side and then jk who is his usual size.

and maybe they are on a date and tae sees another couple at a random table amd they both are slim and it makes him sad bc he thinks he's too fat so he doesn't eat all of the food that he ordered

(maybe steak and fries? a BIGGGG hamburger? amd a bottle of champagne (confetti😊))

but jk doesn't like that and usually he'd force tae to eat but being the kind and considerate boyfriend that he is, knowing that tae doesn't like too much public attention, he'd just eat tae's food for him

and when they get in the car jk would ask "are you okay? why didn't you eat, honey?" and tae would give him the silent treatment and turn his back on him. and when he sees jk's pout in the side mirror (they haven't driven off yet so the mirror is still closed in) he just cant help but feel bad that he's treating his nice amazing sweet boyfriend like a dickhead.

but then jk sighed and drove off. tae's eyes were scattered about the place as he watched the quickly moving scenery outside the passenger seat window. all of a sudden, the car started to slow down - inertia jerking him ( LMAO I FEEL LIKE SUCH A NERD) - and he saw the faint glow of red and yellow lights (would u believe that i only had mickydonald twice in my life? i had a burger king twice too but of the both of them i never tried a burger bc im a picky eater! okay enough with the fun facts why am iso distracted). then he was right next to an order board (or whatever you call it also just so you know it's a right hand drive car so jk is on ur right and tae is on ur left)

suddenly jk was leaning towards his side and ordered 2 big macs, an oreo mcflurry and an ice-cream. then they drove up to the window and took the food. driving off was even more tense. at every red light jk would ask "aren't you hungry? you should eat" and he would respond "no♡" everytime.

(can you tell i love the colour ability? god that was so fun to do)

until his tummy would rumble really loud bc the godly scent of mcdonald's fries invaded his nose and jk would giggle and say "you're definitely hungry" and being the tease that he is tae would respond sassily "okay and? if im so hungry, what are you gonna do about it?" and then jk would do his cute smile at him (the one where his nose scrunches up) and drive afap (as fast as possible (i love making new acronyms) home to feed his baby till he pops. then if tae feels alright he'd give some godly head to jk and then they'd fall asleep and live happily ever after. (I would write some more abt the feeding but i can't sit still and write for any longer or i will combust)

[tenseoyong]

Yes, you're married to all three. Good luck~

k so here’s how a day in my foursome marriage goes

morning

bed is too full. we’re all in the same bed. there’s no room. taeyong never goes a full night with a blanket. ten always steals the blanket. ten get’s a blanket. taeyong wakes up cold. i have massive tree jojo as a blanket. 

taeyong wakes up first every day. he cooks breakfast. then johnny wakes up. he eats literally everything while taeyong wakes ten and i up. i end up kicking someone bc when i’m touched while i sleep, i instinctively kick. hard. dunno why that happens. have 100% kick my grandpa across the room in my sleep. don’t touch me. tae get’s kicked. but i’m up. ten’s whiny in the morning so he’s the first to shower to shut him up. 

tae and i go to the kitchen.

johnny is nearly dead on the counter for eating food meant for 4 people

domestic cooking with liz+tae while johnny regrets his life decisions.

ten comes back. isn’t dressed. dude stays in his towel till noon.

johnny showers.

ten, tae, and i eat.

johnny ends up on the couch post shower. whining that his tummy hurts.

tae showers while i try and fix my rats nest hair that happens at night. i have straight have but my hair tries to curl then it just ends up…a mess….dunno why it does that. is a pain in the ass.

tae goes to give johnny medicine to make him stfu

i shower for 2 hours cuz bitch i got long hair, gotta wash my face, brush my teeth, and shave every inch of my body while winning imaginary arguments i need this time alone i have THREE(3) HUSBANDS LET ME HAVE THIS

ten, johnny, tae go do work

i spend the next 5 hours on the couch watching Arthur and Between the Lion eps I record to watch

Afternoon

i make lunch. small serving for tree jojo bc he ate so much breakfast. gonna get sick if he don’t stop doing that but tae’s cooking is so good i can’t blame him tbh.

i drop the food off.

say hi to my boys if i can, if not, i just leave. prob text em i love em or some mushy shit bc i love em.

gotta do the shopping since with our four dumb butts we run through all the food in one day. gotta restock for tomorrow. 

i find another cat to add to my collection. probs will get scolded by tae for getting another one but he wont take it from me. i win.

end up back home. put all the food away. back on the couch with my new floof. tumblr. more between the lions. i fcking love between the lions.

maybe some weird ass dancing

try and do cherry bomb.

attempts taeyongs drop thinging

end up hurting my dumb ass self

lay on the floor until the boys come home

evening/night

johnnys big butt has to carry me to bed

im milking it, im not hurt but like…carry me pls

cuddle me i hurt :(

honestly this is ur fault for having such fun and dangerous choreo

ten and tae cook dinner bc i wont let go of johnny

he kinda stinks from practice but hey i brought home a dirty cat so how can i talk about stinky things

ten doesnt rlly help

more like he hands taeyong the stuff taeyong asks for

he doesnt actually touch the food

dinner in bed

on tuesdays we watch ahs

just a giant ball of sweaty boys, a hidden cat, trying not to spill food on the bed messy people

i pass tf out after dinner and ahs

stinky boys have to shower

tae finally found my new cat

will def scold me in the morning

but its got a collar and name already you cant take the cat from me taetae pls ily

ten and tae crash after showers

johnny does clean up duty bc hes tol he can put the cups back on the shelf

my tol comes to bed and has to push ten and tae out the way to cuddle

also

i have 3 rings 

its pretty weird

really hard to explain to strangers

and why my name contains 3 last names now

this whole situation is weird

goodnight