#table organizer

[ohh-lover]

Had a photoshooting for our cats 9th birthday! Everyone say happy birthday teddy

[queenoffoliage]

Your honor, he was indeed spinning

[fiend-shaped]

In the divine cycles universe, students in like 50 years are gonna be so sick of brnine like "wow, huh this person was part of the founding of this terrorist organization and was in fact the first leaders campaign manager. Oh, they also won the olympics and kidnapped the emperor. What's this, their work was instrumental in creating a force akin to magic, which is also named after them? They were part of the mission that destroyed all of the space nukes?? They killed the fucking president???" Like future history class is just gonna have a whole semester called the Captain Brnine Variety Hour

[spaciebabie]

AFTER ONE YEAR OF PROCRASTINATION I MADE HER REF

also have this other thing i made in like 30 minutes :P i just wanted 2 play around w/shading and effects

[sgt-tombstone]

Dance You Off My Mind

Civilian AU where Soap got broken up with by his long-term boyfriend and his best friend Gaz tells him to come visit in London for a week or two (both as distraction and to make sure that Soap isn't alone). Soap mopes for the first few days, and Gaz understands, but by the fourth day, he's over it and he drags Soap out to the nightclub around the corner to get smashed (hopefully in several ways).

Soap is hesitant at first. He hasn't been dancing in a long time; his boyfriend (ex-boyfriend, he has to remind himself) never enjoyed the club scene, so he had stopped going out. For a while, he sticks to the wall, nursing his drink, watched Gaz on the dance floor. When he finishes his first drink, though, Gaz presses another into his hand, and that's how he finds himself three drinks deep and in the middle of the crowd, whirling like he owns the dance floor, not a care in the world.

Simon is ex-military and picked up a job as a security guard/bouncer at the nearest gay club just to keep himself sane. He has a strict, self-imposed (and possibly club-imposed, he's not really sure but it's never mattered) rule not to even flirt with customers. He's gotten more propositions than he can count in the years he's been here, and he's turned them all down. He might look good (he makes sure to keep himself in shape because it helps to both look like he could throw London's largest bear out and also have the actual strength to back it up), but he's working, and his job is to keep an eye out, to keep everyone safe.

The man with the mohawk, however, has caught Simon's eye several times. He's there with someone, but that hasn't stopped him from giving Simon a once-over so salacious that it should be illegal. He has to stop himself from falling into the man's magnetic allure, crossing his arms over his chest and setting his jaw against the temptation. The pair leave just before the club closes, stumbling against each other as they exit, and Simon tries his best to push them from his mind as he helps clean and close.

When he steps out into the chilled night air, he's shocked to find a mohawk waiting for him, the man leaning against the brick wall nonchalantly, and this time, he doesn't resist the pull. He pulls out a fag and offers one to the other man, exchanging names over twin glowing tips and exhales of smoke. As the other man, Soap (weird fuckin' name, but who is he to judge? He went by Ghost for almost his entire adult life), is obviously less drunk than he had been when he had left the club the first time; either time and cold air have sobered him, or he's a damn good actor. Either way, Simon has absolutely no qualms about tilting his head up to press a soft kiss to his lips, especially when Soap whines and presses impossibly closer, his mouth tasting of smoke and ash instead of liquor. His eyes are bright, clear, and eager when they part, and Simon can't wait to get this beautifully responsive man into his bed.

He ends up putting a ring on his finger, in the end, and all of their friends graciously pretend to be shocked by the news (though Gaz does roll his eyes and mutter "it's about damn time" when he thinks that Soap can't hear him)

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Little Maryland bringing his pet crab in for show and tell and crying when Little Louie tells him how best to cook him

Fun fact this actually kinda happened to me. One time my parents brought home live crabs to cook and eat and I got so attached to the one I chose that I wanted to keep it as a pet. I did end up eating it tho 😭

[fuckyeahisawthat]

Ohh I finally caught the hex-ray shot from the sequence of Viktor getting Frankenstein-monstered. It is like a handful of frames and I kept missing it. It's kinda comical as a still. But also yeah that dude's spine was fully...not attached in the middle when Jayce brought him into the lab.

[acidlake]

“Dears, I've heard you've gotten yourself into a bit of trouble. Meet me under the Azaleas and we'll see what we can do.” - CH

Claret Holiday, a southern comfort, and the impending turf war, done for the Friends at the Table City of Light fanzine back in 2016.

[doyouremem8erme]

vivisectianne art i drew with my trackpad a couple weeks ago yayyy. i hate drawing with trackpad why did i do that to myself when my wacom was literally within reach lmao

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Tuomas Markunpoika

Contra Naturam Chair II and Contra Naturam Console Table II, 2022

[tj-crochets]

Okay no crafting updates, but my room is so much cleaner! Most of it was organizing to clear floor space but I also finished cleaning this little organizer thing and separated out my safety eyes by size and color and was able to fit a bunch of other things in this organizer

And there’s still space for when I finally find my metal plushie claws! They are in my room somewhere and someday I will find them

[aromanticduck]

Sorry there's no 'see results', but I couldn't leave 11 out and if I included 11 I felt like I should include 12, because that's the highest one kids have to learn.

[princessnastyaromanov]

When you eat an apple the juice runs clear but when you buy apple juice at the capitalist bourgeois grocery store it is yellow?

this is because factory farm raised apples are not given enough water to hydrate properly so their juice has a higher concentration of nitrogen and urea, which gives apple juice that distinctive yellow coloration. The more properly hydrated your apples, the more their juice will be diluted with water and the juice will run clear.

this is why you should always get organic free range apples and free range apple juice. support your local farmers.

[lemonmatronicsart]

Cannot stop thinking about that Amy in Wonderland idea Daniel posted about

Sorry that these look kinda shit I’m gonna use my injured hand as an excuse jdjshd