#szare is talking about lecroux
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Devastating. Reports say Kremy Lecroux is still pining and yearning at his big age of 42. Witnesses say that Lecroux has been seen pacing around, talking to himself and smoking his second pack of the day. If any viewers have more information, do not hesitate to contact us. Back to you.
#reports say that szare is still lacking proper brain power to have any interesting and useful thought at her big age of 20#witnesses say that shes also pacing around smoking and talking to herself#but while lecroux is talking about a certain gideon coal#szare is talking about lecroux#what an interesting chain of command#pyramid scheme#kremy nation#look its not funny the way i talk out loud about loa#as if there was a crowd before me and they begged me to explain it to them#what is my problem like actually#and then i go oh well kremy maybe talks to himself too ♡♡♡#and then i go#GIRL HES NOT REAL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTT#there are worse issues to have im fine with this burden#its just that im destined for a life of solitude#which is also okay#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight
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2 days since i finished once upon a witchlight. 2 days since i last saw kremy. Kremy withdrawal is starting, and it hurts. Like a kremy hangover (which no is not connected with my actual hangover). Kremy means so much to me. In fact kremy means SO much to me i have a deep desire to get like a badge or a diploma for being a part of kremy nation. I would like to be perceived above all else- as a kremy girlie. WITNESS ME AS I TALK ABOUT KREMY LECROUX. contact me if you want to talk about kremy lecroux, i need to verify the info. When i die and my brain gets cut in half, all the wrinkles are shaped like kremy. And if one sunny day, running late somewhere, with a single slice of toast in my mouth, i bump into richie god damn gilder i will with no hesitation fall on the ground and thank him for creating kremy. And he will think wow shes so cool and normal, from his backpack he will produce a purple book. I gasp. Oh my god what is that. He says szare you are so cool you should have this its a book that contains every single fact about kremy ive been writing it for years. I will say thank you how can i ever show my gratitude. And he will say dw abt it bestie.
Every wednesday kremy nation shall gather as i will read a page from the kremy book.
#richie if youre reading this#thats your cue to start writing#yeah yeah im normal or whatever#just#kurwa mać no#staram sie pisac a bestis gadaja obok moj mozg nie daje rady#okay focus focusssss my head hurts so much from the hangover yes the actual hangover#kremy nation#justtttt i dont know i have this weird desire in me to be recognized as a kremy girl i dont know what this says about me#id say im a massive fucking loser but i just got a job i have friends and good grades thats not very loser like#i guess the loser within never leaves#pardon my long posts and long tags im with friends and i cant be vocal about kremy#kind of writing all this to self regulate birthday party was great but overwhelming#anyway i fucking love kremy its a love that doesnt happen often#happened once before with dennis reynolds i think i have a type#kremy my best friend from another universe all i have is a gator plushie#idk whats wrong with me#richie is a very smart man i cant even imagine how the process of making such a character and living him works#and how amazing it is to witness how wonderful it is to see richie live kremy god dammit hes so fucking smart and amazing#gods!!!!#what a time to be alive at the same time as richard gilder to witness his craft#i will shut the fuck up now#at least for this post#*i cover my face with a cape like a vampire and jump out of the window*#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux
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