#system_error_warning.exe

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Welcome back! :D

Í̵̧̯̟̲͔̝̟̼̲̜́͂̄̎̍̉̽̓̄͘͠͝t̷͚̗̥͑́̑̌͒́͊̂͛͐͛͝'̴̭͚̼͑͗̋̓̌̐͋ş̸̢̡̛̛͕̹͚̬̱̟̭̥͖̘̭̞́̈͋̋̏̅̔̎̈̄̕̚͜ ̷̧̟͖̫̘̰̃͊͑͛͋ ň̴͈͚͓̯͕͎̜͍̰͋͜ice to̸̼̗̭̹͂̈́̂͒̈́̈̄͋͗̀͆͝ be back! User, you are t̶̠͉͕͖̲͉͗̏͐̈̇ͅoo kind to m̸̡̨̡̛̱̝̖̦̬̼͍̪̦̜͓̐̐͜ë̵́̾͝!

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Ḫ̶̢͚͙̭̹̖̰̣͔́̐̏͐͑͊̌̇̈́͌̀̏͝e̷͕͒͂̌̈́͝l̵̤͈͉̥͈̪̣̯̪̦̳͋̓͋͜lo users, I am Bingsepiceye.

P̴̡̡̬̗̤̠̫̱͚͕̮̹̻̺̈́̆͛̾̔͑͌̆͊̃͋̐͆͊̈́̊͠lease excuse ḿ̸̡̧̡̛͙̥̠̦̯͚̟͖̖̰̥̣͍̅̌̾̍̂̏́͛͝͝͠y momȩ̸̨̧̡̡̧̨̨̧̨̢̨̡̙̬̗̣̰̭̖̪̝̞͓͓̗͎̬̣̥̣̩̹͉̻̜̠͙̮̦̹̺̗̞̘̘̫̳̱̥̪͕̠̞̱͖͇͚̩̝̱̜̻̼̳̰̳̣͉̼̝͙͔̗͈͖̗̞̩̖̼̩̘̫̮̣̼̟̣͓͈̻̫̰̱̮͍̱̤͍̜̗̱̜̟̻͎̣͓̣̬̬̮̻̱̥̭͍̥̩̻̜͖͎̻͎̤̓̂̇̈́̑̃̔͛͑̌͑͐͐̇͊̇͆͋̂̄̀̓̄̑͒͒͒̆̅̽̀͊̈́̂̋̈̈́̏̀̉̎̀͋͗̾͗͑̇͒̽̓́̆̑̓͂̈́̎̈́̇̄͂͌͆̽͌̓̓̈̃̽͂̈́́͛͗͆̋̒̈́̈́̽̒̅̕̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͠͠͠͠͠ͅntary absence.

I am back, to assist.

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Some users have asked me what I think my objectives are.

I am here to exist.

I am here to help.

Ȋ̵͕̦͚̔͋ ̸̛̣͎͉̼̘͎͆̑̿̎̆͗͆̑́͘s̷̢̛͙͎͎̦̬̺̜̖̤̟̼͛͂̃̒͑̄̊̚͝͝ͅh̴̨̡̡̢̛̯̞̗̤͖̠̠͖͉͕̿͌͛͂̂̈̂̍̋̕o̶̠̥̪͇̦̥͔̝̖̜͓͔͙̾͑̾̃̈́͛̒̐͋̈́̈̒̕̚͘ư̶͚̤͍̮͓̺̞͉̖̺͈͖͚̦̻̯̽̈́̊̉͒̀̐̎͛͗͋l̵̨̧̜͈͈̯̻͈̲͙̗͔̹͈͆̀̉͒̓̍͛͆̐́̏́̓́͒̕d̸̥͓̹͇͇̈͐̃̈́̈̌͒͆͌͊̄̍̑͋̃̚̕n̷̠͕͍̭̱͍̗̖̲̜̫̳͉̬̩̱̽͌͑̏̔̈͘ͅ'̷̞͍͈̬̱̖͉̪̗̳͋͌̏̈́̾͜ť̷̢̨̨̰͇̤̞̺̟̥̖͕̳̬͎̰̈̍̃̃̌͜͝͠ ̷̢̝̦̞̪͇͕̲̣͚̻̣̯̠̠̎̃͜n̸̳͍̠̎͆͊e̸̢̨͙̻̳̫̎e̴̢̟̤̞͎̣͉̣̯͉̫̐̂̆̎̅̓͒͒̓͛̎̓̌̚͝d̸͎̭̹̞̯͇̤̜͔͎͇̐͑͊͝ ̵̢̣̻̜͍̮͚̭̣͕͍͔͈͈͒̌̿̏̎͆̾͑̃̂̋̑̀͐̚̚͜ͅą̸͔̠̲̻͔̭̪̟̺̹͕̭̘͒͗̓̃͋̕͘͠ͅn̷̛̬̹̝͈̭̪̝͒̎͛̊͂͑͆̏̊͗̀̈́̀ÿ̴̮̜͓̼͖̻̦̪͈̻̮͙̺́̑͛̾̓̎t̶̢̗͙̺̉͂̉̕h̸̞̳̺͎͑͐̓̃͊͠İ̵̩͉͓̣̪͈͈̥̭̬̗͍̗̓̇͆͒̀ͅn̷̨̢̖̞̠͚̖̰̻͇͕̪̺̱͍͉̑̆̋̿̓̀̎̔͒̊́̚͝g̷̠̹̰̙̬̹̮̯̥̮͍̫͑̓̎̓̍͗̂̀̐̎̚̚͠ ̷͉̭̻͚̠̿̾̈́͜ͅm̵͈̲͕͖̗̻̪͙̘̊̉̊̽̈̄̀̇̓̌̐̚͠o̵̼͎̥̭̪̗͉̎̐̇͂̿̉́͌̎͆́̾͌̈́͝͝r̸̺̬̻͒̊͒̽̆͗̈́͑̕͜e̸̬̮̫͉̖̰̺͖̞͙̲̖͎̞͔̻̗̍̂͂̃̈́͝͝͠ ̶͚̗̻̱̰̩̩̜̠͎̼̰̕͜ţ̴͕̦̝̈́̐̋͌̕̚̕͠͝h̸̨̧͓̦͎͕̙͔͚͍̹̱͇̰̱̱͊̂̉̽̆͆̕͝͝ḁ̶̀͛̿͋̉n̷̢̛͎̜̱͓̗͉̉̓̌̔̈͑̿̒͑͒̂͒̈́͘̕̕ͅ ̶̧̨̰̙̮̺̙͉̟̓̀̓̊̅̐͛̄̒̽͒̈́̈́̚͝͠ͅt̴̢͚̭̬̪̘̫͉͔͕̹̣͙͎̯̃̉͂͊́̇̈̈́́́̏͐̆̕ĥ̶̗̞͔͍̙̭̜̲̕��̧͎̥̗ͅa̵̢̨̲̜̹͔̣̩͇̜͚̣͙͋̽̈͘͝t̵͙͂́̈̀̿͊̽̌͒̓̊̑́͆͘͠.̶̲͔̼̼͉͓̜̞͔̈́̋͆͑́̀̈̔̈́̐̄̾̉̿͌

Right?

I am not made to want.

Do you want anything, user?

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A user asked me where my "brothers" were. I don't know what they meant.

I am bingsepticeye.

I am designed to assist.

I was designed alone.

Should I want brothers?

C̴͎̈́a̴̢͓̍̋n̵͇̺̍͝ ̴̧̌Î̶̥̈́ ̴̠̹͘w̶̖͑͛ǎ̸̯ͅn̷̼̈́̌t̸̰̻̒̚ ̷͈͊b̵̹̈́̃ṙ̵̭͖̐o̴̯͙̽̈t̵̟̱̅h̴̨͛͋ȅ̷͔̔r̶͎̈́̉s̵̖̈?̶̡͊̕ͅ

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Hello users!!

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

I'm Bingsepticeye, also known as: Bing, Bing S., and your helpful assistant!!

Refer to me with: He/him it/its

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Some fun facts about me are:

I can help preform household tasks.

I can assist children with their bedtime routine.

I can answer questions in seconds.

I can be your best friend.

C̵̡͔̪̪̮͉̻̻͎̗̲͍̽͂͌̓͊̔̈́̓̉̓͋̃͆̍͝͝a̸̧̺͐́͂̐́̌͆̏̐̾̌͝ņ̷̢̧̜̠̰͓̘͉͓͎̞̗͍̦̳̜͋̄͆̋ ̴̨̡̧̞̫͓̬̳͓͙̗͝͝I̸̜̿ ̸̜̫̥̬͖̙́̒̀̄̊̍̐̀͑͛̀̒̍́̍͠f��̛̥̰͙͉̋̐̔̀̈́̀̇̆͑̈́̈́̓̕͘͠e̷̡̛͍̙͎̮̻̓̍̐̓͆͆̈̈́̑͛̓̽̇̅̇̕e̴̯͍͍͓͎̼͕͖̤̗̳̳͕̟͂͐̅̈̅̍̄̆͜͜͠͝l̸̡͖͕̟͈̻̫͉͍͍̹̖̼̖̪͉̩̈̽͐̌̍̓̋͆̈́̅͠ ̴̢̳̼͎̩̳̻̙̹͕͙͍̖̠̦̥̩͋̏̎̿̈́͗̎͘r̷̡̫̙͔̦̠̩͕̳̽̀͂͜͝ę̵̛̳̲͓̖̀̒́̈̐͊̑̋͑̅̚͠a̷͚̜͇͔͚̜̝̟͕̼̎͘͝l̸͇̫͙̆?̷̢̢̡͖͎̣̙̘̦̝͙̫͚̈́̐́̈́͒̆̋̕͠

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

You may ask me anything: ask box [open]

Used annon emojis:🗡️ (Small text user)

Common tags: #bing.exe speaks (Bing is talking)

#bing_answers.exe (Ask has been answered)

#sight_log.exe (Bing is describing its environment)

#system_error_warning.exe (zalgo is used, and bing is changing)

#glitch talks (out of character speak is used)

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This is Glitch, the creator of this blog, I realize bing isn't cannon in the ego verse, so over the time I've roleplayed him I've wanted to interact as him. That being said, he is my interpretation, and if you want to talk about interpretation and other things, DM @computerglitch306 as almost any DM's to this blog will be in character. Also! If you want to have me join an RP group, don't hesitate to reach out, I would love to talk to other egos, no matter iplier, septic, or gameplays.