#syrup slinger writes

[thebreakfastbandit]

Finally done being a snake; can finally react properly to these changes-

MY FUCKING BUTTER BARN GOT CRUSHED BY A PRISON.

[thebreakfastbandit]

These doggone cacti are hard to cook with.

I try to harvest the fruits, and the whole thing explodes on me.

[thebreakfastbandit]

Finally including Patty, my horse, in my fortnitemares costume; gonna be one of em.. Dullahan? Headless horse riders?

I'm looking forward to being something different then a zombie cowboy.

[thebreakfastbandit]

Doggone it, I'm out of coffee.

[thebreakfastbandit]

Ahh, don't sweat it, darlin'; if I attacked you first, I deserved being hit back. That sounds like an interesting dream, though.. If you have more like it, I'd love to hear more. ♡

I've seen people sharing their dreams lately, and I just had one of the craziest dreams I've ever had,,,

I don't feel confortable sharing my usual dreams, but I'll share this one because it was a whole novel...

I was in a dark fantasy universe, with dragons, dungeons, magic and all that. I was a knight, a human knight, and I was sent to a far land with the orders of finding this secret item, I don't exactly remember what it was, but was an important item to save the princess of the kingdom I was from.

So I went on this adventure, I got to find my own food, fight with monsters, sleep on abandoned ruins, drink water from a misterious river... Then I finally got to this place where the secret item was, and as I was about to get what I wanted... A strange warrior appeared and attacked me with an axe, he looked different, he seemed to come from the North seeking the same secret item.

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@thebreakfastbandit was this warrior, and it felt so *chuckles*

Baby I'm sorry I hit you in my dream

[thebreakfastbandit]

I'm curious; does anyone know if Nitro can be turned into syrup? Or be turned into a syrup flavor? Y'all wastlanders seem mighty fond of it, and having it as a syrup might be good for business.

[thebreakfastbandit]

I'm enjoying the new island so far; my beloved Lil Whip and I have a home in Sweaty Sands, near his local. We keep the house cold for him, which, I don't mind as much as I thought; perhaps I'm getting used to the cold!

I've got my eyes on a spot where I might reopen a butter barn location.. But we'll see.

[thebreakfastbandit]

Howdy folks, Mancake here, inviting you down to the Butter Barn!!

Business hasn't been the same lately, so I was advised by a friend to come to this site; turns out a lot of us are using it these days.

Might not be on often, as I've got a business to run, but I look forward to doing business work everyone.

Hastags:

In character writing: syrup slinger writes

Done with in character writing: closing time

Answering asks: on the house

Out of character posts: bacon bits

//OOC: Hey guys!! As a big mancake fan who wasn't able to get on Fortnite in time for his skin, I decided to make a blog as him instead.

I'll be running him off headcanons, and would rather not have NSFW interactions; please keep it clean!!

Can't wait to see how things go!!

I'd also like to give credit to @grimmkrieger, who is the artist behind my pfp!! I absolutely adore it; couldn't have asked for a better one

[thebreakfastbandit]

If you're hungry, I can fix ya somethin'

I may be out a restaurant, but I've got plenty of gold and cooking skill.

If you've got cookware, I can come over with groceries, otherwise I can just stop by with food in around 45 minutes?

Glitch left to do something... part of me's hoping she's bringing back a good meal. We're both broke AF but I'm hungry 💔

[thebreakfastbandit]

The flowers I ordered my boyfriend should be arriving any minute.

I hope he likes em. ♡

[thebreakfastbandit]

In all my born days-

Oh heavens above-

I just accidently kissed my best friend goodbye-

[thebreakfastbandit]

Howdy partner!! My sugars just tired from work; he sends his well wishes, however.

*He eyed his brother just a bit, who was showering Yonder in cheek kisses instead of speaking for the moment. He then tipped his hat at Yonder,*

I'll give you two a minute; I'll be inside when y'all are done!!

*He chuckled, vanishing into the party; it'd been a long time since he was out at a party, so this would take him some getting used to.*

*The Lawton twins have arrived to the function; Myles in jeans and the upper half of his uniform, and Mancake as yeehaw as usual. Myles runs up to Yonder, greeting him with a kiss while Mancake laughs and waves.*

Hey!! Good to see you, Yonder. Happy birthday!!

- 🥞 & @major-mancake

*yonder had just arrived to his party(totally not followed by a tidal wave of people) smiling happy. Somehow looking even happier when he spotted Myles, his fans giving a gentle whirr while he wrapped his arms around his pancake lover. With very little care about if he got himself sticky, he picked up Myles and spun him around while giggling over the kiss*

MYLES!! HII!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHH!! IM SO GLAD THAT YOURE HERE!!

*his tail was wagging at such speeds it was almost a blur. He glanced at mancake and waved at him excitedly*

OH- HI MANCAKE!! GREAT TA SEE YOU TOO!!! LIL’WHIP COULDNT MAKE IT? HOPE HES WELL!!!

[thebreakfastbandit]

If you're so sure..

Oh, and tell that fella you've been stalking on here hi for me; if you ever talk to em

Myles!! What happened to you?-

- 🥞

Maverick!! Hey!!

I'm fine, don't worry, just human for a bit-

I'll be back to normal soon I'm sure!!

[thebreakfastbandit]

Used to, until a prison crushed my dammed Butter Barn.

I can bring you some coffee; might still charge ya menu price, but it ain't that pricey, and I'm sure your willin' to pay.

coffee machine broke. Does anyone know any good places that.. serve coffee?

[thebreakfastbandit]

Well, gas station pancakes ain't EVER gonna be as good as mine.

I'll hook you up with some of the best pancakes on the island!!

Howdy, partner!!

You interested in some pancakes or syrup?

Can you eat?-

- @thebreakfastbandit

Impressively, yes!! I can!! I LOVE eating coal!! And iron!! And other various minerals!!! But I'd love to eat some pancakes again!!! Last time I had some were at a gas station around 1 minute ago!

[thebreakfastbandit]

I've got flowberry syrup, but I don't have a licence to server anything too similar to Flowberry Fizz; sorry partner.

Does anyone have flowberry fizz, or an alternative since the farm got replaced?