#sy stans: pussy please 🥺 shizun please 🥺 pussy? yes? pussy? shizun?
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mccromy · 3 months ago
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It's so funny how SJ stans are like "nonono you don't get it actually LBH was in love with SJ no wait LBH also deserved the lifelong childhood trauma. SJ sensed the evil SJ didn't KNOW the manual was fake—".
And SY stans are like "I need this man PREGNANT by YESTERDAY outta my way Luo Bingay I'm about to fuck your wife through the fourth wall go sit inside the cuckcage."
Diametrically opposite priorities
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strawberrycatworld · 3 months ago
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#sj stans: *frantically pulling justifications out of their ass*#sy stans: pussy please 🥺 shizun please 🥺 pussy? yes? pussy? shizun?#i complain about sj stans like I don't love him#it's cause they don't love him the right way#I do#i could fix him#sj's pussy is dry like the atacama desert but this mouth isnt (op tags)
It's so funny how SJ stans are like "nonono you don't get it actually LBH was in love with SJ no wait LBH also deserved the lifelong childhood trauma. SJ sensed the evil SJ didn't KNOW the manual was fake—".
And SY stans are like "I need this man PREGNANT by YESTERDAY outta my way Luo Bingay I'm about to fuck your wife through the fourth wall go sit inside the cuckcage."
Diametrically opposite priorities
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