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Dinfoyle for all the Qs on the OTP meme?

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other? Gilfoyle already does this. He has no income and is still like “I gotta drop a few hundred on this Kickstarter so Dinesh might scoot close to me to grab my phone”

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap? Gilf

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes? Again, Gilfoyle already does this and Dinesh already yells at him

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway? They both stay up all night generally but if they had some sort of important appointment the next day, Dinesh might say they should go to sleep earlier and Gilfoyle would be like “don’t tell me what to do.”

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies? they’d both burn the food

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”? Oh God I cannot imagine either of them going anywhere near them.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes? Fingers crossed Dinesh starts throwing on a flannel shirt sometimes (but like not over an already busy striped shirt, for the love of god)

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?” Gilfoyle does the errands that they don’t do together

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions? Gilfoyle does the driving

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws? oh my god, this super does not happen

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? I think they would both behave in a reasonable manner during a robbery

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking? I could see either of them developing a problem, but moreso Dinesh.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts? Gilfoyle!

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own? Oh, Dinesh has definitely accidentally introduced himself as Dinesh Gilfoyle

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside? Dinesh screams, Gilfoyle brings it outside

16: Which one gives the other their jacket? Gilf! He’d make fun of Dinesh for being a pussy in order to cover up what a romantic gentleman-ly gesture this is

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling? Neither.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other? Gilfoyle by a lot

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting? They’d be fine. They’d be there and care.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters? Dinesh uses perfect grammar, Gilfoyle’s typing is a bit of an embarrassment

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them? In the face of an actual bully they’d probably both freeze up

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun? Gilfoyle thinks “Luci4″ is genuinely clever and Dinesh will eventually cut him down for this.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy? They work together, but Gilfoyle is more likely to buy a surprise puppy

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired? Neither

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? Dinesh does SwitchPitch while Gilfoyle cheers every goddamn party

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? Neither

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked? Dinesh is probably constantly hoping Gilfoyle will say he’d like to look like an actual adult so Dinesh can drag him to Brooks Brothers, but it never happens

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of? I could see Gilfoyle getting a snake or tarantula and Dinesh being like “keep that thing away from me”

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains? Gilf!

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures? They probably travel all over the place but spend 90% of their time in hotels rather than really experiencing the different cities. Dinesh probably takes more pictures.

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