#swiggity swooty?

[thatotherman001]

Can I smash

No Ron. Go find Becky.

[rosiebaybie]

Me: sees a back shot of Emily

Also me:

[unsettlingcreature]

hey i just saw the hat post and was wondering, can you list your favourite kinds of hats? 👀 and also, would you ever don the jesters cap.........

so technically I had three beanies/hats that I rotated through, although it usually ended up being the fox one that I wore. the fox and bear ones were children's hats, iirc but they were soft and fit my teenaged head so it was fine.

the squid is one that I bought one winter when me and a bunch of friends met up for christmas. I think the photo is still on my facebook but I'm not sure if I still have the squid hat somewhere hidden in my boxes.

I have TECHNICALLY donned the jester's cap but that was for like thirty seconds in a costume shop so I don't think that counts. also there was one more hat that I wore when I was in secondary school but I stopped wearing it after The Incident™

my favourite hats overall are beanies, berets (which I tried to wear but could not pull off), ushankas and finally boater hats and similar styles with wide (but not floppy!) brims, but I have been known to sport a baseball cap on occasion. there was also the pillbox hat that I wore on that one holiday, I guess.

[brittrachelle18]

Swiggity Swooty....Comin for Dat Alien Booty!

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Bloodywood - Dana Dan [2022]

[justpeachyarts]

Sae: “swiggity swooty I’m comin for that booty”

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

💗💙💖💜💕💚🖤⭐🍕🦄😘

[suprfsat]

[red-hemlock]

"Listen."

"I'm not sure who's told you what, but this poison's dangerous stuff. I don't make it for anyone, and I don't sell it to anyone... I'm sorry, but you might as well give-up right now."

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Lexx [1999]

[thesunnysidebrat21]

Swiggity swooty

HEEHEE HOOHOO. the successor to juicy moon ass monday, done in @nebuladreamz magma! (check out their stream they're still going!!! :D)

[sonata-stigmata]

we need to make sure the new users learn about the ancient texts. do they know about moreo guy? david karp? oncler? sixpence child slave scandal? 'I graduated top of my class in the navy seals' copypasta? dashcon?

[iheartduckie]

slapping their butt (aoba johsai)

a/n - bye this is so funny lmfao and UNEDITED

oikawa toru | matsukawa issei | hanamaki takahiro | iwaizumi hajime | kunimi akira | kyotani kentaro

fluff + established relationship + pre-timeskip x gn! reader

warnings - you’re slapping butts, you’re getting your butt slapped, idk if i was on something or not when i wrote this but if your not comfy with that then don’t read it obvi!

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# 1 oikawa toru

- is so OFFENDED! when he turns to face you and sees you trying to hide your laughter, he tries to give you a blank stare and feign intimidating vibes. although, your infectious laughter causes him to laugh too. as your running away to try and escape, he grabs your arm to pull you closer to him, “get over here, love, you’re not getting away that easily” and then really ‘hits it till he breaks’. probably starts laughing at you when he sees you rubbing your butt to soothe your pain.

#2 matsukawa issei

- he freaking laughs. like, you hit him pretty hard too, and you were so confused when you heard his laughter. yea, he leaned forward a little, but for the most part, he just shakes it off as nothing and continues on with what he’s been doing. weeks later, when you're talking to a good friend of yours, he decides to come up behind you and slap your butt. hard. you let out a yelp of surprise while mattsun and your friend bursted out laughing.

#3 hanamaki takahiro

- you don’t even get to slap his butt, HE KNEW BEFORE YOU HAD THE CHANCE- curiosity plagued your th0ughts when your hand slapped nothing but thin air, as you looked up to meet his stupid grin. “this is definitely interesting, right?” he asked, before grabbing your suspended hand and dragging you along his way. when you let your guard down and eased up after a short time walking, he playfully slapped your butt when you least expected it.

#4 iwaizumi hajime

- after he didn’t see you passing by him in the hall, you decided to slap his butt and run away. immediately blaming oikawa, he yelled profanities at him before makki and mattsun ratted you out. queue him looking around his surroundings, spotting you, saying “there you are,” rolling up his sleeves, and fast-walking towards you. by the end of the passing period, the two of you ended up at the guidance counselor’s office, promising to not slap each other’s butts on school grounds- while you iced your butt.

#13 kunimi akira

- poor boy was just laying on his tummy, chilling in bed and scrolling thru his phone, when you came up behind him to smack his butt before laying down next to him. while rubbing his butt, he looked over and asked “the fck did you do that for?” he didn’t expect for you to say that his butt was nice and squishy- giving you a soft smile, and calling you a “weirdo” under his breath, he sets his phone down and pulls you closer, taking an unexpected nap together.

#16 kyotani kentaro

- you’ve lost a bet with mattsun and makki, and as a punishment, you had to go slap your boyfriend’s butt. with him having a soft spot for you, you thought that you could get away with that unharmed. although, kyoken did not hesitate to throw a volleyball at you (not that hard tho- but it was also a head shot). “why are you like this, babe?” he asks, before letting you get a running head start because swiggity swooty, he’s coming for that booty.

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masterlist

ohhhhkayyyy what was i on this was funny but what was i on

reblogs help others see my work + feedback is greatly appreciated!

[bishicat]

swiggity swooty 🍑

[snackbunnii]

Swiggity swooty, all the sweet snacks go to Mila's booty 🤭

[over-sleep]

通りますよっと…　　(^▽^;) ｳﾌﾟﾌﾟ Swiggity Swooty

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