#swifties: that jealous prick!!

[jewishbarbies]

the comments on this are full of people shitting on Joe and buying into the pathetic “he’s jealous” cop out, and it’s so fucking pathetic.

“he got used to the homebody taylor that was happy hanging out in a cabin with him and not going anywhere high profile” sooo he liked taylor better when she was a normal person and not Taylor Swift the business? when she was just a person and not some greedy, fame obsessed celeb that needs praised by the masses 24/7? wow, what an asshole, amiright? 🤡🤡🤡

high profile restaurants ARE stupid!! award shows ARE stupid!! he’s not fucking wrong!! if taylor wants this A lister, millionaire lifestyle then why the fuck did she date him knowing he didn’t?? why are we so obsessed with Joe falling in love with the person she claimed to be and being upset when she switched it up, and not holding taylor accountable for once again acting like the victim in a situation SHE orchestrated? you can’t brag about being a “mastermind” and then complain when it makes you look good to act stupid.

[mightbelola]

Boohoo, Boys Like You

I'm writing about Taylor Swift. I started listening to her when I was fifteen. It was 2008, I think. It wasn't Love Story. The song's catchy, but nothing moved me like the song Fifteen. That song turned her into my imaginary best friend.

All my friends had boyfriends and I didn’t so I was feeling some type of way. She said, "but in your life you'll do greater things than dating a boy on the football team." Ain't that the truth? That's what I told myself to feel better about the fact that no one ever had even thought about dating me, before I could think about dating a boy on a football team. but like, her boy problems that she sang about in her other songs were so bizarre to me I couldn't relate at all. Like boohoo, boys like you. At the same time, I understood all of it. She had all stories about falling in love and losing them, getting her heart broken, getting revenge. I imagined myself having all of her problems, and I guess it helped me forget my own.

I love a whole lot of her other new songs, I could go on but that's not what this is about. It's about how she and I went through stuffs together. For two years, we were growing up, we went through some stuffs, we personally changed as people, and her songs just changed too, or I changed, and I didn't quite like that. Imagine it like stop being friends. I didn't realize her other songs were good, because I stopped listening. All the songs they played on the radio were her pop songs, which I wasn't a fan of. I stopped caring. At the time, I was living the emo life, listening to emo songs on my best friend's Walkman, full of rage and anger. I copied his interests in music, watched him play guitar cover of my favourite emo songs. We exchanged the Walkman every two nights. Emo to us means a lot different than what you're thinking. It's rage and frustration for us, but emo for you is like more sad and depressed. We were depressed, obviously, but we didn't cry about it. We screamed to Famous Last Words, if we could paint our eyes black, we would. All we wore was black. My girl friends thought my music taste was brutal. I of course took it as a compliment.

Taylor was having more dramas, I couldn't be bothered. It was blurry but it was the time Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were a new thing, and I rolled my eyes when I found out. Baby, Baby, Baby, ohhh. Yeah, that was a great line. Then it was also the mic-grab incident with Kanye. I mean, I honestly didn't care enough about it to ever have a say and I am ashamed of that. I didn't learn it before, but Kanye was definitely a prick. She was dating Taylor Lautner too, JACOB, THE WEREWOLF IN TWILIGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH. I was hurt. Like, seriously Taylor? Which boy is it next? It was like your ex best friend stealing your biggest crush from you. The sickest sabotage. Um, so, her songs annoyed me.

Then, I grew up. Fast forward, it's pandemic in 2020 and she released Folklore. I saw her documentary, Miss Americana, and I was like, ""Ok, girl I think I owe you an apology," I was calling her some crazy things. I was just jealous she's doing all of these things, writing, telling stories, living my dream. Anyways, we made up. I started listening more to her stories, memorize almost all of her songs. I experience her songs, fully. I understand them on a personal level. I like her more and more, to a point I proudly call myself a Swiftie now. It's crazy to think that so many young people out there are experiencing her songs for the first time right this moment. I remember how that felt like. I'd do anything to experience it for the first time all over again.

So yeah, growing up, she was my imaginary best friend, we broke up because she dated a boy I liked, but now we’ve made up. I��m married and she’s happy with this best tight end guy on a football team. Guess she’s doing all the great things in life after all.

[katarinathecat]

What episodes of Sonic Boom do you hate? Why?

Blue with Envy: That episdoe is so cruel and very nasty towards Sonic. I hate how even his friends fell for that green prick for no reason. Everyone is so OOC, it doesn't make any sense, The storytelling is forced and so is the ending and the plot twist. Swifty is extremely unlikable and is way too unlikable to a robot especially robot by Eggman. The episode tried to make me hate Swifty less after the twist, but it makes me hate him even more. And that statue that parodies Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse really pisses me off, because I'm a Mickey Mouse fan myself, I was offended by that. A statue of Eggman and Swifty is like a statue of Walt Disney with Mortimer Mouse or Gladstone Gander. Plus, Swifty reminds me of Mortimer.

Just a Guy: Everyone is OOC and I hate how Sonic gets treated very badly, just because he said something that isn't even offensive.

Fire in a Crowded Workshop: The plot doesn't make sense. Everyone is so OOC and what a terrible way to introduce Perci. I hate she gets treated. Like Sonic flirted with Perci and Amy gets jealous of her. I wish Perci would be considered as a friend and seen as just a friend. Plus, I wish Perci should be one of Amy's close friends and be a part of the team like she's meant to be.

Mech Suits Me: Man, Sonic went totally OOC and he doesn't fit to be in a mech suit. I think Tails should wear a mech suit.

Designated Heroes: Everyone is so OOC and I hate how the episode portrays Sonic like this. And the ending sucks ass. some people think he deserves to be in a cage, when really he doesn't after what he's been though in previous episodes. It doesn't make any sense. The only redeemable quality is that OSnic makes funny noises and made teaparty before interruption.

Lightning Bowler Society: I hate how Sonic was portrayed like that. So OOC.

Latest Update 2024-09-22 My opinions of these episodes changed except for Blue with Envy and the list comes off as outdated. Sometimes I got pretty shaky with these episodes I used to be too harsh on. And I got warmed up with them abit.