#sweetvoice postin

[gordonfreemanreal]

i’m back bitcchesssss and i dissociate so much less now! i’m so cool and sexy and today is my birthday everyone say happy birthday to me or i’m blowing up this entire fucking building

oh and also like freeman’s silly little oopsies’ anniversary is today ig

[gordonfreemanreal]

my domain is being. killeded. nooooo i gotta sleep now cuz tommy n gordon said so >:(

fuck this human bodys hitttt fuckk i don’t wanna sleep i wanna plays...frogger for ps..2? 3? yea

[gordonfreemanreal]

i jsut had.so much chicken. wow. tneders.

gordon is syaing that i and fucked up. maybe...maybe

but i got to eat fuckin chicken so....yeah gordon meanman. gordon loserman doesn’t wanna eat chicken. 

he says he liked the chicken actually i’m just geting fucked up over cheikcen <3

[gordonfreemanreal]

wtf this is so fucked up i dont wanna think about muppet dick it’s late am o clock 

bbbbbbb. tired. but also. gay muppets. gordon and i are gay muppets <3 mmm yess gayposting on tumblr dot. webbed.

[gordonfreemanreal]

sorry. is this cat better

no

[gordonfreemanreal]

HAPPY BIRTHDYA

that's a fucked up cat man. aaaaaaaa <- me blasting you with beams

[gordonfreemanreal]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

oh yooo thanks bro