#swansea tag

[stanleynopines]

I love him so much

[konpeitonom]

swansea nsfw alphabet.

nsfw — lowercase intended ^_^

fem reader —

requests are open and heavily encouraged, i write for every mw character ^.^

send in a request for who you wanna see next for a nsfw alphabet !! i wanna do all the characters but only if people want it haha

notes; been really wanting to write about him.. i think this is a good start.

for context and ease of writing, you two are married.

nsfw under the cut! minors do not read

a — aftercare, (what they’re like after sex)

— swansea is a gentleman. he would get you water, clean you up with a wet rag. he would have to sleep right after though, he does not have that much energy in him.

b — body part (their favorite body part, and their partners)

— he likes tits! small, big, it wouldn’t matter to him. he likes to hold them yeah but mostly just admire them as he fucks you. a bit of an ass guy but he’d never say that out loud. for his own. uhm. he doesn’t have one. his favorite is whatever your favorite would be.

c — cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

— inside. lol. he’d never have sex without birth control. but even then i don’t think he and his wife (you) are even capable of having kids at that age. maybe when he was younger he’d cum on your face but he’d feel a bit bad doing that now. feels degrading, no? but maybe if you were into that.

d — dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

— he has kept every single dirty photo you’ve taken for him. it’s in a box somewhere hidden. in the back of his mind it’s always there.

e — experience (how experienced are they?)

— pretty experienced. he was a looker in both highschool and college and probably fucked a bit before settling down with you.

f — favorite position (self explanatory)

— missionary. is that boring? yeah a little. he likes to see his partners face, but also to just ogle at your body a bit.

g — goofy (are they more serious in the moment?)

— maybe before and after but never during. i’d feel inappropriate.

h — hair (how well groomed are they?)

— no he couldn’t care less. unless his wife had a serious problem with it then he wouldn’t bother!

i — intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic wise?)

— he’s old so i think he views sex as a purely intimate thing. maybe when he was younger not so much, but he likes to be loving and intentional now.

j — jack off (masturbation headcanon)

— he’d never go out of his way to do it. maybe in the shower when he’s in the mood but it’s rare. he prefers fucking!

k — kink (one of their kinks)

— breeding next question

— ok but he is pretty vanilla.. he’s tried a lot of things but none he really likes. classic lingerie set that suits your skin tone is enough to get him horny, probably. friend said he’d think just wearing an apron would be hot and i agree, yes..

l — location (favorite places to do it)

— bedroom. the most regular of regular things! but he’s open to anything safe and in the house, like the kitchen or the shower. he’d like the shower the most outside of the bed, killing two birds with one stone or whatever.

m — motivation (what turns them on)

— well like i said, lingerie would turn him on. but outside of that i think he’s old enough to recognize when he’s just pent up. little things like you seeing you in cute outfits or short skirts. not like an instant feeling, just a slow build up until he’s like. yeah i wanna fuck

n — no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

— he doesn’t like crying. he’d feel too bad. he doesn’t mind tears where it feels ‘too much’ but genuine pain ones? that’d cross a line for him. and he thinks degrading is a bit cringe for his age.

o — oral (preference in giving, receiving)

— this man eats pussy you cannot convince me otherwise. he likes the feeling of your legs around him, feeling them shake. he also thinks it’s pretty intimate.

— i think he’d like his dick sucked, sometimes. if it was the only thing that happened he’d feel pretty bad. he liked it a lot when he was younger but he can live without it now.

p — pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

— he can do both. id depend on your preference and the mood. if he had to choose? maybe slow and rough. but really, he does not care.

q — quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often)

— doesn’t really like them. he’s fine waiting until you two can be intimate. and he feels as if quickies aren’t real sex. it’s just getting each other off, and he doesn’t like that.

r — risk (are they willing to experiment? do they take risks?)

— he has, i mean he has to have done a few things at least once. as of now, not really. he knows what he and you like and would rather stick to that.

s — stamina (self explanatory)

— like i said before, only one.

t — toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on themselves or their partner?)

— he doesn’t think they really have a place in the bedroom. he wants to please you. it’s his job as your husband to do so! and if he can’t do that then.. unfortunate.

u — unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

— i think he would tease you sometimes. like withhold/prolong your orgasm. maybe not often but it’s something he does. he likes to see your facial expression, and how you scratch at his back when you whine.

v — volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

— just grunts and groans. he’s not very loud but i’d be weird if he was just completely silent. you deserve to know you’re doing a good job too.

w — wild card (a random headcanon)

— he really, really loves holding down your hands when you fuck. like his hands around your wrists, that restriction and seeing you squirm around his hot to him! it is!

x — x-ray (what’s going on underneath?)

— like i mentioned, hairy. uhh. let me think. he’s a good size, maybe a solid 5-6. i can imagine he’s very thick, though. and that’s what really matters, no?

y — yearning (how high is their sex drive?

— he can live off sex once a week. twice maybe if he’s having trouble at work, but it’s quite low. but it is pretty high once he gets off whatever long term mission he was on.

z — zzz.. (how quickly they fall asleep)

— right after aftercare! so maybe, you have about 10-15 minutes to talk? if you’re in the shower or something, or if he has something right after, he’d be uncomfortably tired.

[ask-swansea-mouthwashing]

Grumpy adult bro, hello again!!

I see ask has become quite active in a short period of time, that's cool

( I'm proud to be an oldie and asked the first question, hehehe )

How are you doing? Is there anything interesting happening on Tulpar?

Also, can you say hi to Jimmy for me?

( Jimmy, we know you watch MLP with Daisuke, don't pretend otherwise.)

Hey! I've been decent just working on fixing things in the tuplar

Ahem.

Daisuke accidentally messed something up soo..I helped him fix it, that aside i hope you're doing well an yeah ill tell jimmy you said hi!

(now that you mentioned the last bit with jimmjoms I can't get the image outta our head! Genuinely though we've been alil busy so I figured my two day disappearance can be Swansea working on stuff cause yk mechanic)

[racha88]

Part 3: Swansea the man the legend himself , I defo think he chipped his tooth sometime in the past or in a work place accident with daisuke

[gorepill]

drunk ! hi hi can u draw polly and daisuke playing the board game with swansea or dancing with swansea 🥺

i KNOWWWWW this looks like a group hug...but i promise they are dancing gentlyy and having a great time <3 obsessed with them btw. only in a shipw ay for Swansuke, polly is just an epic homie <3 smiles.

[canadianfag999]

does anyone know any good mouthwashing playlists on spotify…..

[sdj-official-fictive]

These bitches gay. Good for them good for them (genuine) — Swansea

[zzoupz]

my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

[sillyandquiteawkward]

celebrate the wifi you wont have for over a year with...surprisingly not a mouthwash joke?

[ggenggar]

the four F’s (and Daisuke)

[ilragno]

as it should've happened

[arttsuka]

Mousewashing.

Mouthwashing but they are mice

[mxwhore]

babys first arduino

[ask-swansea-mouthwashing]

Hi! Can i ask your opinion on the other crew members? Also how much brainrot has daisuke taught you so far?

Well curly is nice, pretty chill captain although he can be a lil bit stressed or neurotic about things, but I guess it's fair sense he has to make sure the shipments an stuff get done.

Anyas fun, Abit quiet at times but I don't mind it's better then daisuke yapping my ear off she's a pretty good nurse I'd say!

Daisuke,, I like him sure he's annoying an childish at times but it almost reminds me of home, don't tell him I said that though it'll get to his head. As for brainrot yeesh sometimes I can't understand a thing he says stuff like "skibidi" or "gyatt".. what does it mean??

Jimmy, ugh he's alright? Abit harsh an aggressive but curly seems to be good friends with him an he's a,, okay copilot maybe it's just the vibes I get from him..

[curlytsunamiart]

the suns setting

[gorepill]

Drunk art request for when you get drunk again (or you can do it sober idc): Draw Swansea and Polly all dressed up and drinking mouthwash out of wine glasses. Why they have formal wear and wine glasses up in space doesn't need to be answered, it's just a funny image YGUHJDC

when your 45 year old workfriend can't handle her god damn alcohol mouthwash </3