#swan princess edition yay!

[5-7-9]

Okay so- Fairytail actually showed a few other designs of celestial spirits when they partied at the celestial spirit world. UNOFFICIALLY NAMED BUT SOME OTHER SPIRITS ARE SHOWN TO EXIST AND ACKNOWLEDGED BY CANON!!! Seeing as the Celestial Spirit King states 88 constellations, I’ll try only basing the amount to basically 88 spirits since it’s canonized. Although i think unofficial constellations would also still exist, I’m not 100% certain. (Also, I’m not sure whether or not to count the Celestial Spirit King as a constellation since idk what he’s based after, what the heck is he supposed to be??? He doesn’t count unless i know his constellation. CEPHUS IS THAT YOU?!!? But then if so he’s missing the queen Cassiopeia and princess Andromeda. So i guess not?)

Counting down all 12 zodiacs! Plus Ophiuchus! 🔑 That makes 75 down to go already!

Crux, Horologium, Lyra, Plue aka Nikora aka Canis Minor, Caelum, Pyxis, Polaris aka Ursa Minor, and Deneb aka Cygnus makes for 8 silver key🗝️ spirits! 67 left! Or more like 21 spirits shown!

I should note that the website I’m using apparently states there’s 42 animals, 14 humans, 2 chimeras (cross/mix between multiple creatures), 28 objects, and 2 nature. Now, Fairytail took the liberties of mixing up the forms and they can technically all shapeshift, which explains why Aquarius is a mermaid (half human half fish), why Aries and Leo and Cancer Scorpio and Deneb are all anthropomorphic human-like with animal features, while Capricorn and Taurus are leaning towards their animal counterpart with human-ish-ness, Pisces have both animal and human-like forms, Gemini are… something, Ophiuchus is actually supposed to be a dude holding a snake(?), and Pyxis is part compass and part penguin (i actually like that one because the north pole). Therefore! These creatures can be anything!!!!! Edit: my website is inaccurate because a SEA GOAT IS A GOAT AND A FISH COMBINED and for some reason isn’t counted as a chimera 🤦🏻 close enough

I’m also assuming there’s multiple types of silver key spirits because they’re 1: not rare because what makes the golden keys so different is that there are only 1 of each, thereby implying there’s multiple silver keys of each. 2: There’s multiple Canis Minor dogs.

Okay back to this. Starting from right to left: (not including Lyra because i already counted her before).

The crown is either the Southern Crown or the Northern Crown👑. I think it’s the North because of its shape, aka Corona Borealis. 22☑️

That blue-ish creature without ears- I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to have ears 👂🏻 but the word covered it up and so the animators didn’t translate that onto animation either. But there isn’t any animal constellations besides bear🐻 that could look like that creature… but if Ursa Minor aka Polaris is that giant pink robotic mecha machine… then how would this be Ursa Major which is the only other bear constellation? My only guess is that there’s multiple Ursa Minors, and this is one of the forms it can take. Because Ursa Major should be bigger than Ursa Minor, right?

That white bird with human head hair… it looks more like a swan 🦢 but that’s technically taken up by Deneb (who I’d add has black feathers). I assume this is another one of those silver key quirks where there are technically more than one, so this counts as another Deneb but with regular white feathers and more animalistic features. Or it’s the Crane, which sorta looks similar but it’s beak isn’t dark… hm…

The purple dolphin! 🐬 yes! Now that is new! Delphinus the star is a Porpoise which is a species related to dolphins i think!!! 23☑️

That wolf!!! Is a wolf!!!! 🐺 LUPUS!!!!! 😭 24☑️

The triangle🔼📐 is obviously Triangulum. But there’s another Triangle called Triangulum Australe. Idk which is which but they both sound the same to me 🤷🏻 (idk astrology). 25☑️

The chameleon🦎 is realllllll 🥲 Chamaeleon is barely a difference in the name 😂 but yay!!! He would be really cool as a secret spy operative that turns invisible! 26☑️

THAT CREATURE AT THE END LOOKS LIKE A KANGAROO🦘 BUT THERE IS NO KANGAROO. Might be the 🦊fox? But the lower mouth isn’t white… then again the colour is the animator’s job. 27☑️

I’m not really paying attention to the 88 constellations that aren’t animals so idk if there’s a turtle🐢 related non animal stars but Keya has a turtle star (although there’s 2 in panel). This might count regarding in the 88 or kinda counts as an outlier! 28✔️

Those two large fishes don’t look like Pisces?

But don’t worry! There’s 5 more fish🐟🐠🐡 stars apparently! 😅 the Volcans the Flying Fish, Piscis Austrinis the Southern Fish, Hydrus the Water Snake, Hydra the Sea Serpent, Dorado the Swordfish. Definitely not Hydra or Hydrus or Dorado. The Volcans is just one fish, but going along again with the multiple silver keys theory, then I think it’s the Volcans. 29☑️

Bottom left there’s another bear, but also a Giraffe🦒 blowing a star��️ shaped humoungus horn🎺. Camelopardalis 30☑️ there’s 2 people playing the piano but idk who/what that could be, probably 2 Lyras since they’re musically inclined. I’ll have to check back with the human stars later.

Edit because I just noticed it (the anime makes clearer): THAT’S DEFFO ONE OF THE WATER SNAKES HYDRUS ISN’T IT?!!??!!!?!! 🐍 31☑️

Plus there’s a circle face standing guy. Could be Reticulum the telescope net (google says it looks circular). Or the microscope or telescope! Idk. I won’t count it, too far fetched.

There were two food courts so this is the right table. On the left side of this food table: Another goose looking creature. There’s a humanoid with cat/dog/pointy looking ears on their head but idk what that could be. On the right side: two identical humanoids. A… banana with arms and feet??? 🍌 I HAVE NO CLUE 💀 maybe the air pump but that would be a terrible design 😭

This is the food table on the right. From the left side of this table to the right: animal (fox?), humanoid with horns, humanoid in a bikini, idk a pig???, a square🔲⏹️ face, animal (fox but shorter ears?), animal (lizard?), humanoid with antennas and wings, humanoid(?), a black cat(??), another goose/swan, a wolf/fox.

Square face could be Norma the Carpenter’s square. Or the way it’s standing could be the stand thingy that holds up paintings- Pictor the Easel 32☑️

Idk about the humanoid ones so I’m skipping them 😀 random NPC unnamed stars

Another wolf/dog🦮🐕‍🦺 (the jaw is shorter) which is probably Canis Major 33☑️ but LOOK!!! The BIRD!!! It could be Columba the Dove or Aquila the Eagle. Neither one has a tuff of hair but i assume it’s like that goose/swan with human head hair 😀 an aesthetic choice… but the beak!!! It’s curved like an Eagle🦅 34☑️

These ones are a doozy but I think I got it. From right to left: Another fish🐟 but it walks! flying and pisces the two are taken so this must be Piscis Austrinis the Southern Fish! 35☑️. If you look carefully, the text is covering up another dog. Since there is another dog constellation that doesn’t need to be big, I’ll claim this one as Canes Venatici the hunting dogs (although there should be 2 I’m claiming it anyways!!!). 36☑️.

These next two are the tricky ones because they’re objects but idk which ones. I know there’s a part of a ship stars which sound confusing enough, so I think these could be it. Actually nevermind, it kinda looks like a boring but weird looking cup🏆 Crater(?), or that vessel since that’s also a large cup Ara the Alter? It does look like a cup because to top part is rounded? Edit: it has a handle!

The left one could be the boat’s hilt🚢 or Stern of Argonauts’ ship aka Puppis. I’m more confidant on this one. That little guy really looks like the edge of a ship. Idk why it looks like it’s hiding inside that thingy tho it’s cute. 37☑️

Guy all the way to the left is some sort of goose chicken but humanoid like Sagittarius with a human face but fake animal head 😃 OH HECK NAWWEW NOOOOO NOT THE MAJESTIC BIRD NOOOOOOO 😭 The head has these tuffs that could only leave… Pavo the Peacock/Peafowl 🦚 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE MOST COOLEST BIRDS EVER 😖 I REFUSE THIS CANON DESIGN EVEN IF IT CANONIZED ANOTHER CELESTIAL SPIRIT 😠 38☑️

The thingy on the top is why I choose the North crown from before. Because this crown is smaller, just like the Southern Crown👑 Corona Australis.

…WAIT IT HAS A HANDLE LIKE A CUP ☕️ 🤦🏻 THAT’s THE CUP ISN’T IT 😱 Crater the Cup. 39☑️

The anime didn’t exactly translate it properly, in fact it seemed to combine 3 panels into one. The panels of the Nikora with Happy and Carla alongside the celestial spirits we’ve never seen before. It leaves out the hiding ship edge looking thingy and fish (probably because a fish next to Happy doesn’t bode well ��) and changed the colour of the Peacock to pink for some reason. This scene was moves very annoyingly in a way that I’d have to take multiple pictures to get all the details of just one each spirit 😠 grrrrrr

So yeah that’s the dog again but it looks even smaller in the anime than it did in the manga. But that thingy that I said before looked like a cup? It actually looks more clearly like Forax the Furnace! There a random skinnier top part like a chimney and the bottom part is bigger where you cook! I think. Now that I’m looking back at the manga, there’s clearly meant to be a handle on the bottom part of the left side. So this is most certainly Forax! The anime makes him look too fleshy than mechanical tho… 40☑️ and his telescope🔭 doesn’t look alive but Telescopium is a constellation too 👀 (I won’t count it for now…)

Another bird!!! This white one is probably the actual Columba the Dove🕊️ this time. 41☑️

The grey one… I assumed it was another dolphin or seal🦭, but it could be a bird too? I really wanted to show that thingy’s hat tho. Look! It has hearts 💕 and a tiny crown👑 on it! 🥹 very cute! But it’s hands don’t have wings like the bird next to it, so I think it is another dolphin Porpoise Delphinus. Last picture to analyze.

Idk why the (it’s obviously a bunny) rabbit🐇🐰 is in a bunny costume, but yay!!! Bunny in a bunny costume!! How counter productive. Lepus the Hare. 42☑️

See! You see both dogs in seperate panels! So, technically, i win with the hunting dogs 😌😏 hehe… Another goose/swan but this one’s cuter because it has a little crown and no weird human head hair or human face alongside fake(?) animal head!!! Actually 🧐 the under wings🪽are shaded/black like a *gasp*😱 A CRANE!!!! The beak still isn’t correct BUT STILL. THIS IS MY MOMENT!!! Grus the Crane!!! 43☑️

😃 WHAT IS THAT RECTANGLE RULER📏 WITH ARMS??!!!!!?? Aw mannnnnn idk guys 😭 this one might be Norma the Carpenter’s square although it’s a rectangle. Only because it’s a ruler tool looking thingy :( idk…

There was also when Scorpio cheated on Aquarius with a bunch of humanoid spirits, but I checked and it was from a filler that also got alluded to during an extended version of Lucy and Yukino’s battle under the Grad Magic Games. Not canon! 👏👏👏 Plus google says Scorpios are mainly loyal and passionate. Scorpio’s porbably the least likely to cheat. Also i guess the humanoid spirit girls could be unnamed stars too, or whatever, but still, it’s filler!

So discounting the canon known keys, there’s about 22 unnamed possible keys >:)

[trashgivensentience]

A compilation of me sending cute musical lines to my favorite blogs so they know I appreciate them! (Part Two)

Day Five = @ask-nickster

Song = I Love You Like a Table (Waitress)

Lyric = I love you like a table

Day Six = @gaystreetsmarts

Song = Far Longer Than Forever (Swan Princess)

Lyric = Far longer than forever I'll hold you in my heart

They didn't respond 😞

Day Seven = @reggiesjams

Song = When You Believe (Prince of Egypt)

Lyric = Who knows what miracles you can achieve?

(Apparently a lot of lyrics out of context sound like threats . . .)

Day Eight = @julynnskaylie

Song = Sincerely, Me (Dear Evan Hansen)

Lyric = All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

They didn't respond 😞

Edit: Yay! They responded!

Day Nine = @glorious-asexual

Song = Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray)

Lyric = Don't hold me back cause today all my dreams will come true

(Changed to: Don't hold back, cause today all your dreams will come true)

They didn't respond 😞

Day Ten = @soemthingsparkly

Song = Lah Dee Dah Dah Day (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

Lyric = Before I had no ambition, but now my life is a song

[iamemmaswanjones]

Manhattan, New York

| I Realize now that half of this doesn't make sense.... umm just ignore that. Sooo...

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They were by the town line. Emma was crying a bit. "Killian..." she whispered she went over and hugged him.

"Love, You have to go." He whispered trying not to cry.

"Dad can you please come..." Henry asked Neal crying a bit, Neal looked at Emma.

"I don't want Neal to come. I'm sorry Henry. I was hurt to bad." Emma whispered in Killian's arms.

"Its not to late... maybe.." Regina said looking back at the curse.

"Hook." Emma said biting her lip.

"What?" Regina asked with a confused expression.

"I want Hook to come. "  she said softly, "No fake memories of me and him being together." She said looking back at him with a sorrowful face.

"Deal. " Regina said using her magic, as Emma and Killian and Henry got in the bug and drove off to Manhattan, New York.

*A couple days later*

Walking home from a busy day Emma bumped into someone.

"Damn it!" She yells in frustration, "Watch where your.." she breathes out looking up at the ocean blue eyes staring down at her. She cleared her throat. "Sorry long day... and..."

"Its nothing. Killian Jones." He said smirking, holding his hand out for her. Emma took it, he pulled her up. To fast that a moment later she was in his arms. She struggles to pull away.

"I didn't ask." Emma says raising her brow in question. He shrugged and walked away. "Killian Jones huh?" She mumbled to herself, unlocking her door and walking inside her apartment.

~♡~ 8PM ~♡~

Emma was going to bed when she felt something like paper in her jean pocket.

My phone number, though you'd like it ;)

How did he? Emma questions, she shook her head. As plugged the number into her phone she thought she'd text him for a bit, what else does she have to do.

Emma: It's Emma By the way. Emma Swan.

Unknown: I know I've seen you around.

Emma: So you wrote this down in your spare time?

Unknown: Aye, well...

Emma: Its okay... well pirate, I think stalking me and placing your number in my pocket is enough for today.

Unknown: Pirate eh?

Emma: I think it suits you. Don't you Captain?

Killian: Pirate it is. What about... princess for you?

Emma: Do I look like I princess?

Killian: You look like Emma to me.

Emma: *Eye roll* Just call me Emma.

Killian: I like Swan.

Emma: Just Swan?

Killian: Just Swan.

Emma: Well I've got work tomorrow. Henry's got school. So... see you later?

Killian: Aye.

Emma: Night Killian.

Killian: Night Swan.

~❤~

By the time Emma was finished texting she was grinning like an idiot. Henry walked in confused why his mom was texting and smiling. To him she looked like a teenager.But She missed out on this because she was pregnant with him. She looked happy. So he was happy. For whatever it was she was happy about.

~♡~10 AM~♡~

Emma was softly snoring in bed, whilst drooling. When she felt a shake.

"Mom..." Henry softly said shaking her, Emma groaned and turned the other way. "Mom?" Henry asked shaking her again.  This time Emma actually made a sound, an unusual sound. Yet a sound.  Henry shook her really hard this time. "Mom!" Henry yelled not so softly anymore.

"Kid, what the hell!? What time is it?" Emma asked sitting up, rubbing her eyes. Henry crawled into bed with her.

"Well the last time I tried to wake you I almost got smacked.  The time is 10:30" He Said rubbing his cheek,

"What!" Emma shrieked looking at the clock then covered her face in her hands.

"Well I mean I already missed a lot of school so I don't see the point in going now." Henry shrugged

"All the mothers most think I'm partying or some shit... because I was pregnant as a teenager. Probably think I got drunk. Or something..." Emma whispered squeezing her eyes shut.

"Mom... don't think like that." Henry says cuddling closer to her.

" I really just wanna be a good mother." She whispered as tears fell, holding the back of his head. He looked up.

"I might've been born in jail. But look where we are now and I know that you are the best mom ever." He said smiling hugging her.

" Thanks kid..." She whispered smiling a bit. "Lets take the day off today. Okay?"

"Really!" He squealed.

"Yep." she confirmed hugging him back.

"Yay!!!" He yelled in excitement.

"Come on kid. What do you wanna do?"  She asked pulling him closer to herself.

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[kahran042]

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(in response to Golden Book Video Killers XXV) The song that you said was about slavery clearly wasn't, because it mentioned Jenny being paid, with the implication that she could be paid more if she worked faster.

(in response to Autumchild's Let's Play of Breath of Fire III) I recently had a dream about using the dolphin's battle form as transportation in another game.

(in response to His Theme from Undertale: The Musical) I'm not normally the type to cry over fictional characters, but this song can come pretty drat close to making me do so.

(in response to SlimKirby's Let's Play of Lemmings) Me: If I'm not mistaken, I think almost every level without a unique tileset gets remixed at least once. SlimKirby: you are mistaken. There are definitely some levels that are unique beyond that classification. Me: That's why I said "almost". :)

(in response to Musical Hell's review of Happily Ever After) "There's only one Shadow Man!" (referring to Dr. Facilier) I'm guessing you've never played Mega Man 3, then?

(in response to Bobsheaux's review of The Swan Princess 2 & 3) Other commentator: I think all of these characters’ mothers were hamsters. Me: But did their fathers smell of elderberries?

(in response to Laws Broken: Dark Knight) Can Batman use self defense? Yes, because he's motherbleeping Batman.

(in response to Lucahjin's Let's Play of Suikoden II) Ah, Coronet. Jowston's leading producer of cheesy educational shorts.

(in response to MasaeAnela's Let's Play of Banjo-Kazooie) Clanker's Cavern is definitely the worst level in the game, but at least that means that it can only get better.

(in response to Top 6 Worst Characters from Good Cartoons) I know it's weird, but there is no South Park season 20. It just goes right from 19 to 21. Kind of like how there's no Leisure Suit Larry 4, I guess.

(in response to Bobsheaux's review of Miracle in Toyland) Other commentator: There is a woman with the word Nazi In her last name? Me: Ironically, Eskenazi is actually a Jewish surname. If you don't believe me, Google it.

(in response to Phoebe Kalinowski's Let's Play of Final Fantasy Tactics) If you're using Brett, better watch out for stray bullets. :)

(in response to The End of Time from Chrono Trigger: The Musical) "Unless time gets very desperate, in which case you could risk it." Anyone else have a feeling that this is foreshadowing?

(in response to the Media Hunters' review of Titanic: The Legend Goes On) Other commentator: The uncut version is somewhat better but that’s not saying much Me: Which is like saying that Death Valley is somewhat cooler than the surface of the sun.

(in response to the Cinema Snob's review of Gotti) Looks more like Ingeni-theta-us to me.

(in response to Phoebe Kalinowski's Let's Play of Illusion of Gaia) You say never to trust a man named Edward, but what about a blue engine named Edward?

As before, they literally are my comments unless specified.

[captainoftherollyjoger]

Flight: Chapter 2

  I really enjoyed writing this fic! As I say, it is finished but needs editing. I hope people don’t mind the chapters being posted so close together. I’m on holiday in Tenerife with little to do.

  The majority of the fic is fluff with some slight angst to come. I hope you enjoy! This is quite a long chapter, so apologies. Bit of family bonding time for the crew.

  Killian’s pet peeve is actually might pet peeve about Nana in Peter Pan. Disney got it wrong, and as a Newfoundland owner. I refuse to get over it. :D

Prologue : Chapter One : Chapter Two : Chapter Three : Chapter Four : Chapter Five : Chapter Six : Chapter Seven : Chapter Eight : Chapter Nine : Chapter Ten : Chapter Eleven : Epilogue

   They arrived at her hotel and he walked her to reception. The hotel was nice, there was a large open lobby and the staff all looked smart.    “Well, this is it.” He scratched his neck. “It’s been a pleasure, Swan.”    “It has.” She smiled, they both took an awkward pause. She made the next move and gave him a hug, as best as she could with a baby strapped to her. “Thank you, for everything. You made this transition so much easier.”   “Just being a-”   “Gentleman.” She released him and he said goodbye to Henry who was shaking the dinosaur toy.   “Enjoy the toy, mate.” He smiled, giving his hair a ruffle. He stood up straight and smiled.   “Goodbye, Emma.”   “Goodbye, Killian.”    She watched him walk out of the hotel. He looked back partially then turned away shyly when he knew she was watching.

   Killian walked to his brother’s car and joined him in the front. Liam didn’t start the car.   “What are you doing? Let’s go.” Asked Killian.   “You like her.” Liam’s teasing grin made Killian roll his eyes and tut.   “What? Don’t be absurd.”   “I haven’t seen you smile at a woman like that in years.”   “You haven’t seen me in years.” Pointed out. Liam ignored his comment.   “Go and ask her on a date.”   “She wouldn’t say yes, she has Henry. I’m sure a man is the last thing she wants. Plus she’s beautiful and way out of my league.”   “True. But just go and ask her. Or we aren’t going home.”

  “What do you mean you don’t have my booking?!” Stressed Emma.

  “There are no rooms available, miss.” The receptionist answered.   "What am I supposed to do? I have an eight month old!” Just that second she saw Killian approaching her. “Thank God, Killian! My room isn’t booked. I don’t know what to do.”   “Oh. That’s not good. Have you tried ringing work?”   “Graham isn’t picking up. Stupid job.” She was panicking he noticed. This was a highly stressful time for her and she didn’t have a clue about Manchester. At that moment Henry started crying. “No, not now Henry. Please.” She had dialled Graham again, still no answer.   “Here,” said Killian, offering to take Henry. She nodded in appreciation and went to the window trying to get through to Graham. He bounced him gently up and down. “Hey, cheeky man. Shhh, be a good boy. Mummy is just a bit stressed.” He rocked him back and forth. “Yes, that’s better. Oo, look, it’s your dinosaur.” Henry giggled. “Yay! That’s better. Happy Henry.”   Emma returned. No luck. It would be late in New York, but she had nowhere to go. She spotted Killian and Henry laughing. He was such a natural with him.   “No luck. I don’t know what to do.” She sighed.   “This might be odd. But, urm. Well, I have a spare room, in my apartment. Maybe…”   “Oh… Killian, we barely know each other. And I’ve accepted enough charity off you. I can’t burden you like that. I bet all you want to do is see the back of me.” He scratched his neck with his free hand. Emma noticed it was a nervous tick.    “Well, actually, I came back in to ask you on a date.” He looked at Henry to avoid her gaze.   “Oh.”   “It was stupid asking. Liam made me. Well, I wanted to, but I know you have more important things to think about.”   “No, urm. Well, of course I do, but I mean… a date might not be dreadful.”   “My dates are usually quite dreadful, I mean, not my plans. Just, Elsa sets me up with her work friends and they just don’t get me.”   “Well, I obviously need to get settled first. But maybe one day, we can go on a date.” She smiled.   “Great! So, you’ll take my spare room?”   “Best offer I have.”

  They arrived home. They joked in the car how Killian was suppose to ask for a date, not for her to move in, the pair just laughed and said they were doing things the unconventional way. Killian and his family lived in a quiet area outside of Manchester which had nice big houses, that were newly built. Killian had explained on the flight that they had moved up to Manchester from Kensington for his aunt because she was too stressed in London, and was suffering of Alzheimer’s.   Elsa was waiting for Liam and Killian in the front room with her children. As soon as they saw Killian they leapt onto him. Emma stood nervously at the door.   “Uncle Killy!” They cheered. James dived on his back and Ellie hugged his neck. “We missed you.” They beamed.   Judy, Killian’s aunt smiled from her armchair and beckoned him over.   “Hello, Liam! I missed you an awful lot.”   “It’s Killian, auntie.” He smiled, Liam had warned him about her condition.   “I know what I meant. You boys look so alike.”   Liam came into the room, escorting Emma with the bags. “I don’t look anything like him, he’s ugly.” Said Liam, placing down the suitcases.   “Wow, she looks like a princess.” Smiled Ellie, shyly from behind a blanket.   “I forgot you got married Killian, really is my Alzheimer’s kicking in. Ellie, she’s not a princess. It’s Killian’s wife.” Said his aunt.   “Oh, no. Auntie, no. This is Emma. Not my wife.” He laughed. Emma was shocked, they were such a lovely little family.   “Be quiet, Killian. I remember your wedding day.” That struck Emma. Had he been married and divorced? “You had a lovely blue theme like the sea.”   “Urm, aunt. That was my wedding.” Said Liam, showing her his ring. “See, Killian has no ring.”   “Oh? That’s not Elsa. Where is she?”   “I’m right here.”   “In my defense. You two look quite similar.” Everyone in the room looked from Emma to Elsa, bar Henry who was looking at the ceiling.   “She has a point.” Said Liam.   “Emma has green eyes.” Said Killian.   “Are you my uncle’s girlfriend? Because that would make my uncle a prince.” She beamed.  “Ahh, of course she is. I remember now.” Smiled Judy.  “No, Emma is a friend.” Said Killian. “And, little miss. Your uncle isn’t a prince. He’s a pirate.” He smiled, lifting her into the air. She screamed and laughed. “It’s your daddy who is the prince. He’s a good man.”   “So are you.”   “Your daddy is better than me. Have you missed me, princess?” She nodded and hugged his neck. “Sorry I’ve been away so long.”   “It’s okay. Did you miss me?”   “Every day. But we got to Skype. I’m glad I’m here now.” He kissed his niece on her cheek and put her down.  Emma was standing awkwardly in the corner, Henry in her arms. “Everybody, this is Emma.” He brought her more into room. “We met on the plane, and her hotel messed up, so I offered her to come here. This is Henry her son.” He smiled. Elsa offered her a drink and a sit down. Killian sat next to her on the couch with Henry between them.   “Do you all live here?” Asked Emma.   “No, I live down the street. My apartment has three bedrooms unlike this massive house with five.”  “Maybe you would if you had gone in the Navy, instead of going to University. Where has that English degree got you?” He laughed.   “I don’t have anyone to share a five bedroom house with.”   “Yet.” Smirked Liam.   “I bet you three are exhausted. Plus your body clocks will all be wrong.” Said Elsa.   “Aye. I think we should get this little one to sleep, but first I need to see my baby boy.” He smiled.   Emma was shocked at his use of ‘we’ and 'baby boy’ who was he referring to? “He’s in the garden.”

   The group followed him to the garden and a big black and white dog was bathing in the sun. "Roger.” He called. The dog’s ear pricked and as soon as he noticed Killian he bounded over in three strides. He was took down by a massive ball of fur. “Hey, boy! I missed you too. I’m back for good now and I’m never leaving you again.” He hugged the dog’s giant head.

  “This is home.” He smiled, placing their bags down. They had walked from Liam’s and felt better for the fresh air, Roger padded quietly at their sides. He gave Emma a tour of the house and showed her to her room. It was plain. The walls were white and there was a double bed in the middle with two bedside tables at each side. There were no photos, but why would there be? It was a guest bedroom after all.   “You’re quite welcome to use both of the spare bedrooms, if you want to.” He smiled. “I’ll get Liam to bring an old cot round, so you can both sleep better.” His smile was infectious even when she was so tired.   “You’re too kind. Have you got some towels? I was going to have a shower and bathe him.”   “Of course, love.”

  All three had washed and changed. Henry had enjoyed his bath with some toy boats Killian brought him from his babysitting times. The two of them were now sitting in their pyjamas even if it was eleven o'clock in the morning, Roger was in the garden soaking up the morning son. They hadn’t yet had a proper sleep. Henry was asleep in Emma’s room and they had the TV on. Killian had lay down on his couch and his eyes were soon drifting until he had fallen asleep. She couldn’t find any blankets to cover him with. Was it acceptable to go into a man’s room who she had only know for roughly twelve hours? She did it anyway and picked up his quilt. His room was bare aside from a photo on his cabinet of the family who had been in the previous house and one with him and Roger as a puppy. She took one of his pillows and walked to the front room. She placed his quilt over him and gently lifted his head to place his pillow underneath. He snuggled into it and smiled. He was handsome she thought, returning to her own bedroom for some sleep.   Emma woke and Henry was just stirring.   “Hey, baby. Are we all better now?” She smiled. The clock told her it was just past three in the afternoon. She walked to the living room and Killian was still snuggled into his couch. “He’s a sleepy head.” Smiled Emma, bouncing Henry. He was giggling and squirming, she placed him on the carpet with some toys. He was starting to bum-shuffle and crawl but not walking yet. Emma could only see Killian’s thick mop of hair as he had buried himself in his covers. Something about it made her laugh, he was like a child who had come back from a long activity weekend. Henry gave a particularly loud shriek and Killian awoke.   “I’m so sorry, I’ll take him somewhere else.”   “Don’t apologise, love. I need to wake up anyway or I won’t sleep tonight.” He smiled sleepily. It was a good look on him. His voice was thick with sleep and his hair was dishevelled.   “I’ll make us some coffee.” She smiled.   As she did so, Henry crawled over to him and he picked the boy up and placed him on his chest as he was still lying down. “Hello, you.” He smiled. “Shall we see what’s on TV?” He asked. Henry squealed 'eyaahh’. “I’ll take that as a yes.” He used the remote and flicked through the channels.        “All a bit rubbish. I know a better game.” He smirked. He lifted the quilt to hide his face. “Where’s Henry gone?” Then popped his head back. “There he is!” Henry laughed loudly. “Where’s Henry gone?… There he is!” Henry gripped the quilt and tried to pull it up. “You’re so clever.” He grinned.   Emma was watching the exchange from the kitchen as he had an open plan apartment. It made her heart melt someone being so good with her son, and not just because they wanted her. She had had jerks like that. No one had been as tender with him. Killian’s affections were real enough.   “He seems to enjoy that.” She smiled, placing his coffee on the table.   “Works with them all, darling.” He chuckled, sitting up and placing Henry next to him on the couch between him and Emma. He took a swig of coffee and sat back.   “Is there anywhere you would like to go? I feel we would all be better for a day out. Help us sleep tonight. What do you say I ask Elsa and Liam. Maybe we could go to a park?”   “That sounds lovely.”

  The entire family came along. Elsa holding James and Ellie’s hands, Liam supporting Judy, Killian with Roger and Emma with Henry. She felt out of the mix slightly. She felt like she was intruding on a happy reunion, that she shouldn’t be there. She should have her own people to do this with, yet she didn’t have these sorts of people.   “Everything alright, love?” He smiled softly and gently bumped her shoulder.   “I just didn’t expect all this.” She replied.   “We’re not a massive family, we have room for two more.” He chuckled. Family? They had only known each other half a day. How could he consider her as part of the family?   Elsa had made a picnic for them all they lay out on a blanket. “What sandwich would you like, Judy?” Asked Elsa, handing out juice cartons to her children.   “Cheese, please, dear.”   “Uncle Killy! Do rocket with me!” Shouted James.   “Rocket? You’re ten. You’re nearly as tall as your dad now, mate. How am I supposed to do that?”   “Pleeeeaaassse. Please, Uncle Killy. For me.” He gave up.   “Fine.” Killian hoisted the boy over his shoulder and started running. “Oooh, prepare for take off! Ready? We have lift off!” Killian raised the boy above his head and made rocket noises. James was crying with laughter.   “That’s all I can manage now, lad.” He placed him down and shuffled up to Emma. “Houston, we have a problem. My back has gone.” He laughed.   “My turn! My turn!” Screamed Ellie.   “It’s only fair.” Laughed Emma.   “I’m glad Henry isn’t old enough yet.” He chuckled.   'Yet’? Thought Emma, she highly doubted Killian would know her by then. He did the same for his niece. When he had finished he lay down beside Emma who had her back against the tree. “I saved you a ham sandwich, and a Sprite.”   “Thanks, love. But I think I need another sleep.” He grinned. His head rested by her thigh, Henry tried to reach for him. “What do you want, little man? You’re too young for Rocket. Your mummy wouldn’t approve.”   “No, she wouldn’t. Maybe a game of peek a boo will make him happy.” She smirked.   “Oh, well if the little man insists.” He hid behind his hands. “Where’s Henry? There he is!” He was squealing in delight. He repeated the game and Henry never tired. Roger was playing fetch with Ellie and James.   “You don’t mind having a dog in the house, do you?” He asked. “It’s just, Elsa and Liam can continue looking after him for now.”   “Not at all. He’s your dog. Plus he’s a big sweetheart.” As they spoke of him he padded over and lay down by Killian’s side.   “M-ma-ma!” He pointed at Roger.   “Noo, doggy.” She smiled. “That’s a doggy.”   “Ogg-y.”   “Nearly! Good boy.”   “May I?” Asked Killian, holding his hands out for Henry. “Roger is quite safe and great with children, especially babies. Newfies are known for their kind nature. Did you know Nana from Peter Pan was actually a Newfoundland?”   “I did not.” She smiled, handing Henry over.   “Always been a pet peeve of mine seeing St Bernards in the films.” He sat Henry on his knee and lightly picked up Henry’s hand to stroke him. “Yay! Isn’t he soft?” Henry giggled in reply.   “How old is he?” Asked Emma.   “Five now. Had him since he was a pup. I saw one when I was in Canada and I knew I had to have one. They use them as lifeguards around the world. Brilliant swimmers.” He smiled, watching Henry continue feeling his fur. Roger’s tail kept wagging idly and hitting Henry but he didn’t seem to mind. He kept trying to grab it but he wasn’t fast enough.   “Dad! Uncle Killy! Come play football.”   “Can I play?” Shouted Ellie.   “No!”   “Let your sister play. Don’t be mean.” Said Elsa.   “No, she’s rubbish.”   “I won’t play without her.” Said Killian. “What do you say we have a little game. Three on three? Emma and Elsa can join.” He smiled.   “Yay! Come on, mummy!” Beamed Ellie.   “Give Henry to Judy, she’s perfectly safe. Just gets names mixed up occasionally.” Reassured Elsa. Emma nodded.   “Dad and Killy can be captains! Let’s pick teams.” Shouted James. James was a really sporty boy, his favourite was tennis and he was a high ranking ten year old.   “Okay. Me first. I’m the older brother.” Gloated Liam. “I pick Emma.” Everyone was shocked by his choice.   “I haven’t played soccer in ages.”   “What’s soccer?” Asked Ellie.   “It’s American for football.” Said Liam.   “Sorry, football.”   “Don’t apologise, Emma.” Smiled Liam kindly.   “My turn. I pick Ellie.” Pointed Killian.   “Come on, son.”   “Come on, sis.”   “My own husband doesn’t even pick me. Here’s a tip, Emma, never marry them.” She laughed.   “I didn’t want to pick favourites. Plus you’re rubbish at football.” He laughed back.   “I wanted you on my team, El. We’ll beat those losers.” He stuck out his tongue at Liam.   “Mature.”

  “Go on, Emma! Score!” Shouted James. “Quickly! Killian’s behind you!” Before she knew it, Killian had tried to tackle her but she wasn’t having it. She kicked the ball into the makeshift goal of jackets.   “Yaaaay!” Cheered Liam. “Well done.” He pulled James and Emma into a group hug. “We’re winning!”   “He’s so competitive.” Laughed Elsa. Killian put an arm around her.   “I had to grow up with it. He would throw the board if we played Monopoly.”   “He still does.”    Emma was going for another goal but Killian was in defense, he decided to play dirty and lift her up when she ran to him. “Quick, Ellie! Get the ball.” Emma was struggling in his grasp. Ellie ran over and kicked the ball, she got near the goal which Liam was keeping and kicked it. Liam let it go in purposely, which James had something to say about.   “Now it’s two-one.” He moaned.   Killian still had Emma who was giggling in his arms. “You’ve played this before.” He laughed.   “I may have in a foster home where the boys weren’t allowed to play American football. Too violent. That was quite a strict home.” “Sneaky. I think your team is cheating. For having distracting players.” He smirked, placing her down, but not letting go. “Too beautiful.” He whispered. Now that was flirting. Emma felt good, she hadn’t ran around worry free for ages. She was shocked at his remark but decided to give back what he gave. “I agree. Your team is quite handsome. Shame the captain ruins it.” She laughed into his chest. “Is that so?”

  The group had enough of the park so all went to the pub instead. They were sitting outside on the benches. Kids were climbing all over a climbing frame with a slide.   “Shall we give him a go?” Smiled Emma, picking him up and carrying him over. Killian followed suit. Emma walked to the top of the slide and Killian waited at the bottom.   “Come on, Henry! I’ll catch you.” He grinned. Emma let him go, the slide was small so he didn’t go far. Killian caught him and lifted him into the air. “Wooooo!”

   Elsa and Liam were watching from the bench. “He really likes her.” Said Elsa. “He’s so smitten. I haven’t seen him like that with anyone… even her.” “I know, but I worry for him. I don’t want another woman to break his heart. Emma seems lovely, but is Killian ready to take on so much?” “You know how good he is with kids. This child lacks a father, maybe he can fill that void.” Said Elsa. “Emma’s clearly grateful for the help. I know a stressed mother when I see one. I bet it’s been great for her to let her hair down, and she did flirt back with him.”

It was eight o'clock by the time they arrived back at Killian’s house. Roger went straight to the window and fell asleep and Henry had fallen asleep in a pram that Elsa had given her along with a highchair and some old toys of James and Ellie. “Tiring day, love. To believe we were on a plane this morning.” He chuckled with a yawn. “I’ll feed Henry then get him to bed. Maybe I could make us some hot cocoa?” She smiled. “Let me. You sort out your boy.” Half an hour later, Henry was tucked up in bed and Killian and Emma were sat on the couch with hot chocolate and cream with cinnamon which Emma insisted on him trying. “So, tell me Killian Jones. Why have you been so good to me? Do you do this for all the single mothers you meet?” She chuckled, their legs were resting on each other as they were lying on opposite ends of the couch under a blanket. “No. I don’t.” He chuckled. “I just saw something in you… that reminded me of myself. Kindred spirit sort of thing. Perhaps? You just looked so brilliant and strong, then we got chatting and I guess we have a lot in common.” “That’s nice.” She yawned. “Time for bed?” He asked. She nodded. They both got up and took their cups to the sink. “Well, goodnight, Swan.” He smiled. “Goodnight.” She replied, leaning up and kissing his cheek. He moved his head so his lips were on hers. Not greedily, but in a soft tender way. It only last a few seconds. “Sorry. I shouldn’t have done that. I apologise for my rudeness. It was unacceptable. Unfair. I just desperately wanted to.” He stuttered, his face was full of guilt but not regret. “I haven’t liked anyone in such a long time.” He tried to explain. “Shh, Killian. It’s fine.” She placed her hand on his cheek. “It’s okay. It was nice.” She pressed a small kiss to his lips again. “I do like you. I really do, but I can’t go head first into this. I have a son and he is my main priority.” “I understand.” “Good. I’m happy to take things slowly, but I can’t just throw myself into a relationship with a man I’ve barely known. Henry is my world and I’m not going to let another man hurt him.” “I would never hurt him, or you. You can trust me on that.” He smiled softly, playing with a loose strand of her hair. “But I understand your concern and would be worried if you did throw yourself into it. Goodnight, Emma.” Giving her a little hug. “Goodnight, Killian.”

[micahbhunter]

:D yay, a fellow DnD'er!! What do you play as, and do you have any artwork of them?

Yay! Hey there!

Sadly I don’t have any art of my characters, but I’m tempted to put a chart of all of them. I have so many that I play, since our group runs so many campaign’s and gives everyone a chance to DM (we actually just halted my campaign for now and just started a new one)

I guess I’ll list them from class, race and level

Teal'o Hopefield. D&D 5th Edition. Homebrew, Monster Hunter inspired. Tiefling, Bard. Level 13 College of Lore.

He’s my fat lovable Tiefling Bard who tries to solve everything with kindness and food. He’s probably my highest level character from my longest running campaign and I love him. I even have a Heroforged miniature of him.

I’m actually working on a more elaborate back story from him right now, which I’ll post later and I’m tempted to take a level in Cleric with Sune (Forgotten Realms goddess of love and beauty) as his deity, since our old group needed a cleric. Plus I love the idea of him being a traveling minstrel writing powerful love ballads and helping with match making after retiring from monster hunting lol

Madcap the Magekiller, also know as “Squishy”D&D 5th Edition. Homebrew. Myconid, Soulknife level 7? Seeker.

Another fave of mine from a heavy homebrew monster campaign a friend ran. I really can’t remember what level he got to? Maybe level 7? Because I know I got all my cool stuff for my class than. He started off as a regular old myconid (which are completely neutral and only speak telepathically) than got captured by a warlock and experimented on (slightly less natural and now can only live by absorbing magic) and was than sold to into slavery to goblins. To make a very long hilarious campaign story short ( I’ll tell more later if asked ;) ) he than met a troglodyte barbarian and a thri-kreen (think antro-mantis that likes to eat elves) ranger along the way and they traveled through the Underdark into an active volcano, fought some drow (whom the trog hit on the only princess while the Thri-Kreen ate her family), punted gnomes into lava, roasted some mind flayers and ate their brains, got stuck together while fighting a gibbering mouth, had the most amazing use for a swan boat ever and disturbed a gnome grave site after the trog peed on an grave marker and had to fight several very angry gnome spirits, than finally got to the end where they fought and sealed a volcano goddess into a silver snuff box. Also the trog is now a god/chosen one…flying mad with power somewhere in the world with Madcap, who the trog literally drove him insane through out the campaign doing stupid shit that got us all in trouble and turned him evil because of it. So now he wants to experiment on everything, like his former master did to him!….he also has a fire peytron that he hatched from an egg on top of the volcano that he rides. Lol that campaign was so insane! I wanna go back to it some day just to see what happens to those three.

Anacharis Delevanti, the Jasmine Bard Pathfinder 3.5 Homebrew, Legend of Zelda inspired.Merfolk. Another Bard (duh), level 7. Dervish Dancer.

Online campaign with some friends from my hometown and their buds on Skype. I play a posh, pompous pretty boy who was born to nobility with a jerk of a father who’s an Ambassador to the world’s capital, that didn’t like him out of his 14 brother and sister’s because he wasn’t “pure blooded”. He basically told his dad to fuck off and traveled to the capital to make a name for himself, which he did! He had a giant tea/poison empire that got destroyed after mysterious forces burned it all down (they killed his butler!) and started the campaign with basically nothing but what he could salvage from the wreckage. He’s a lot of fun to play because he’s so spoiled and flamboyant and the only male and neutral character in the group of good hearted females and is constantly bickering with the dirty wild and Russian dwarf raised ranger (my sister’s character).

Plus he’s one of my only characters that is asexual and aromantic, though very charismatic to all. Oh right and he’s also a belly dancer that sleeps with a night mask and a plush octopus names Mr. Scallops :D

The DM always starts the campaign with a fish joke at his expense lol.

Dross, aka Mithras Oakeneye, from the Salt Wolf Clan.D&D 5th Edition HomebrewGhostwise Halfling. Necro-Druid. Level 2. Circle of the Deathbloom.

One of my most serious and somber characters that I’m currently playing. Ghostwise Halflings are more tribal in nature and Dross lived in a very strict one that hated he practicings the “Old” and “Forbidden” ways. Basically a form of druidism and necromancy that made new plant life from the corpses of dead bodies. The only friend he had was the son of the head elder, who was also the most skilled Hunter that stood up for Dross. But when the clan faced an orc skirmish, his best friend died protecting him and Dross used all his power openly to save the clan. Without the elders son to protect him, the rest of the elders exiled him, stripping him of his former name (hence why he took the name Dross) and smashed his sacred clan item, which usually if a Ghostwise Halfling lost said item, they would have to go on a quest of atonement. He still has his but he used the pieces to turn them into a boulder opal stone pipe. He than made a flower from his former best friends remains and is sailing, with others, to a new land so he can plant it at an ancient tree, per his friends dying wish to see it.

He’s the most creepy character I’ve played. He doesn’t talk, only to one person at a time telepathically (Ghostwise powers, yo!) and is covered in his own eco system of mushrooms and moss and plants that are living on his arms and back. His eyes are a dull white but he can still see and his former reddish brown hair is now black from all the stuff living off him. He erie and smells of earth and loom. Plus probably hasn’t showered in like, 10 years lol

And that’s it! I have more characters from one-shots and small campaigns but those are my main four so far!

I’ll put up more later if people ask me lol and feel free to ask more about any of the one’s I listed and the campaigns their in!

Or tell me about yours. I love talking about D&D and character lore, so,much!!