#swag grandpa 🥰

[quarterdollar]

i luv otharon. he’s always giving people the what for and he’s always right

[aboutmisery]

🦋 my first impression of f1 drivers 🦋

since i'm slowly getting into formula one, i wanna present you all my first impressions of the drivers:

lewis hamilton:

- he intimates me cause he's too cool. def said "swag" unironically in 2012. idk i just feel like he's bigger than f1 itself and probably the only one who is successful both on and off track.

george russell:

- his face is snatched, his waist is tiny and his abs are shiny. homeboy races like a pro but talks and dresses like a grandpa. i like that.

charles leclerc:

- i didn't realize monaco was its own country. so, shoutout charles. same like george - snatched face, tiny waist and AMAZING eyebrows. i hope he gets the title soon :(

carlos sainz:

- i feel like he's charles sidekick, but in all honesty ferrari is the pussy-slaying team, cause he's also gorgeous. he's in the gravel a lot tho so idk maybe next year he'll prove himself 🥰

sebastian vettel:

- he seems like a nice person, who knows a lot about racing! idk he kind of reminds me of iron man 🤔 sad that he leaves and i didn't get to see him in his prime, but maybe he'll come back again!

lance stroll:

- i like him :) but he scares me a little :(

esteban ocon:

- i think he's neat! he's super tall tho, so that's kind of ehhh for me. but i think he's a good driver and always consistent

fernando alonso:

- idk why he's still here tbh. it's like a tv show bringing back a character who died and is now suddenly alive again. like, gtfo.

daniel ricciardo:

- amazing driver, amazing smile, i am in love with him. he's super cool and is very professional. i also heard he gave mclaren the first win since 2012 so that's awesome too! 🥰

lando norris:

- at first i thought he was some OC from a fanfiction, cause who tf in the world is called after some star wars character? haven't had the time to ~get to know him yet, but i saw him in a "call of duty" commercial so i think that's enough

valterri bottas:

- he reminds me of the sauna-guy in "frozen" 😸 i do believe he's a good driver and is showing off what he can do in the alfa romeo :)!

zhou guanyu:

- cool guy, i hope he goes to a better team soon and can prove himself!

pierre gasly:

- gives me the ick unfortunately:( also i heard he... nvm 🤫

yuki tsunoda:

- i have a feeling he can't fully prove his full potential :( but imo he's a great driver and can be one of the best soon! 🥲

alex albon:

- i like his pets! every race i've seen so far, he missed the track limits but nobody is perfect so i understand :)

nicholas latifi:

- i feel so sorry for him, because he keeps being overlooked. but afaik he's not in f1 next year? i hope we see more of him in maybe another race series 🙂

kevin magnussen:

- i think he's good. i saw a video where he said "suck my balls, honey" and i thought that was beautiful

mick schumacher:

- son of michael schumacher, he should go out and start punching people just like his dad did!

i think those are all, so many names to remember 🥲😅