#suzysgossip

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: ACUP FROM: SUZY

Plush Pig and Burn or Bliss chocolates (each chocolate set contains twelve identical-looking pieces; seven of them are pure, delicious milk chocolate, and five have been spiked with a super-spicy chili pepper extract).

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[awildecard]

dance-jackie-dance replied to your post: ��

Come on, not even for old time’s sake?

i’d rather let @suzysgossip and @acupgossip fuck me with a brillo pad. 

[suzysgossip]

we’re even more addicted to @suzysgossip than you. in fact, we need these posts to live.

kisses,

the tumbeasts

[notthatharperlee]

Think of the last time you were really angry. Why were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

Great timing. I’m more hurt than anything, but anger plays a part in all of this. I don’t know when it became okay to try and worm your way into someone’s relationship like maggots on a corpse, but I’m not having it. To be clear- I don’t fault anyone for having feelings. But find a constructive way to talk about it. Putting on a half-time show that’s thinly veiled as some kind of nice gesture followed up by a love confession? All that does is show exactly what you were aiming for- claiming my girlfriend’s heart as your own. I don’t care who you are, that’s shitty to do- both to the person you have feelings for and their significant other. 

And if you’re the taken person on the receiving end? Don’t fucking hide that shit. Sure, it would hurt in the moment to find out. But you know what’s even worse? Being placated and finding out days later that your suspicions were right. 

It’s tacky and more than anything else, it really fucking hurts. And yeah, spoiler alert, I’m still mad about it. So shove that in your pipe and smoke it, @suzysgossip. For once you’ll have a story with something substantial to back it up. 

[acupgossip]

⛵ with peppers. 100%. you two seem like a match made in internet cesspools. but also 🔥

See you say that shit and I think you must for sure be up there with like snails and sea cucumbers and probably foreskins in the evolutionary chain, but then you think I’m hot so clearly there’s a spark of intelligence somewhere in there. You’re an enigma, Reginald. This is like when the monkey in the sad Planet of the Apes movie learned to speak.

@suzysgossip

[acupgossip]

@awildecard replied to your post “I heard Kitty and Marley were getting quite cozy.”

fuck. you.

I mean I’ve always known I was meant to be a part of something bigger than myself, but I don’t think the hudrosjitty lesbian centipede is it. Try Molly Mustard tho, her standards are as non-existant as her nips.

@suzysgossip @awildecard