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09/27/2020 "WEIRD" AL'S SILENCE ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIAS, POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF HIS STATE, MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO KEEP CONSTANT REPORTS ON HIS LEVEL OF PREGNANCY. I BELIEVE AROUND NOW HIS BUMP WOULD BE VERY DIFFICULT TO HIDE FROM MOST PEOPLE, PERFECTLY ALIGNED WITH THE RAPID SPREADING OF "COVID-19" IN AMERICA. I BELIEVE FULLY IT IS A COINCIDENCE, AS BLAMING A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC ON ONE MAN'S PREGNANCY IS FAR TOO CRAZY OF A THEORY WITH NO BACKING. ALTHOUGH I HAVE MY THOUGHTS ON THE SPREAD OF THIS VIRUS, I WILL KEEP THIS WEBSITE FOCUSED ON ONE TOPIC AND ONE TOPIC ONLY (AL'S PREGNANCY/THE EVENTUAL BIRTH OF HIS CHILD). HAVE YOU EVER FOUND IT SUSPICIOUS THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE THAT "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC'S WIFE WAS EVER PREGNANT, AND YET THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER? I BELIEVE THAT, ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN PREGNANT SINCE 2015, HE WAS PREGNANT AGAIN BEFOREHAND FROM AT MOST 1988 TO HER BIRTH IN 2003. NINA YANKOVIC SHARES A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO HER FATHER, MORE SO THAN HER MOTHER, BECAUSE MOST OF HER FORMATION IN THE WOMB WAS THANKS TO AL'S SPERM, AND LESS SO BECAUSE OF SUZANNE YANKOVIC'S LIQUEFIED OVUM, VS IF SUZANNE HAD BEEN PREGNANT, WHICH SHE HAD CLEARLY NOT BEEN. I BELIEVE THIS EXPERIMENT BY THE GOVERNMENT, DESPITE BEING SUCCESSFUL ONCE WITH NINA YANKOVIC, IS STILL UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION. I'M UNSURE WHEN THIS METHOD OF REPRODUCTION WILL BE AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC, OR IF IT EVER WILL, BUT PERHAPS ONE DAY, MEN OTHER THAN ALFRED WILL BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE PREGNANCY AS WELL extra space

11/5/2020 "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC MADE AN APPEARANCE ON ADULT SWIM'S "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW" SEASON 5, EPISODE 3. AT 10 MNUTES AND 53 SECONDS YANKOVIC IS SEEN STATING "MY WORK HERE IS DONE.". THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO, I NOTICE THE LOWER HALF OF YANKOVIC'S BODY IS SHROUDED IN DARKNESS AS THE CAMERA QUICKLY PANS UP TO HIS FACE, ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE RECORDING ON BORROWED TIME- NEEDING TO QUICKLY DRAW THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM YANKOVIC'S BELLY AND BRINING IT TOWARD HIS FACE... THIS LEADS ME TO BELIEVE AL'S WATER IS CLOSER TO BREAKING THEN WE THINK. THIS MAY BE AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE ARE ALL ASKING: IF "WEIRD" AL HAD THE TIME TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE ON "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW", WHY WAS A FULL INTERVIEW NOT CONDUCTED? WHAT DOES AL HAVE TO HIDE FROM THE PUBLIC? THOUGH THE SHOW SEEMS TO BE A SATIRE PARODY BASED ON REAL REALITY SHOWS, QUESTIONS ARE STILL ASKED AND ANSWERS ARE STILL GIVEN. PERHAPS AL WAS WORREID HIS PREGNANCY MAY COME UP IN THE FORM OF A JOKE TOLD BY THE HOST? DUE TO MALE PREGNANCY TAKING LONGER THAN THE NORMAL FEMALE PREGNANCY (MANY YEARS) I BELIEVE IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THE CYCLES OF PREGNANCY TAKE LONGER THEMSELVES ASWELL. WHEN AL'S WATER BREAKS, THE PAIN OF THE AMNIOTIC SACK BURSTING MAY LAST THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THIS. THE AMNIOTIC SACK IS THE FLUID-FILLED SACK THAT CONTAINS AND PROTECTS A FETUS IN THE WOMB. DUE TO "WEIRD" AL'S LACK OF A WOMB, HIS BODY HAD TO PROVIDE AN ARTIFICIAL SACK. THIS MEANS WHEN HIS SACK, OR "WATER", BREAKS, IT MAY BE ESPECIALLY PAINFUL. I BELIEVE THIS IS DUE TO HAPPEN SOON, STAY TUNED WEIRDALMPREG FANS. extra space extra space

11/15/2020 IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MANY VIEWERS BELIEVE THE WAY I PUNCTUATE "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC'S NAME IS INCORRECT. I AM AWARE HIS NAME IS "WEIRD AL" YAKNOVIC (I PREVIOUSELY HAVE REFERRED TO HIM AS SUCH.). IT IS A PURPOSEFUL PLAY ON WORDS, I BELIEVE AL IS "WEIRD" DUE TO HIS MALE PREGNANCY, RATHER THAN DUE TO THE WACKY NATURE OF HIS SONGS. STAY TUNED, WEIRD ALLIES. YES. "WEIRD" AL LIES. LIES ABOUT THE STATE AND EXISTENCE OF HIS PREGNANCY. AS TIME GOES ON YANKOVIC WILL INEVITABLY NEAR THE END OF HIS UTERINE CYCLE. I BELIEVE THERE WILL BECOME A POINT THAT AL'S CHILD-BEARING STOMACH WILL GROW TOO BIG TO HIDE. NO GIRDLE OR BELT CAN HIDE THE SECRET "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC IS HIDING FROM THE PUBLIC. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED. extra space extra space

11/29/2020 WEIRDALMPREG NOW HAS A SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdAlMpreg/ . BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO NEVER MISS AN UPDATE. "이상한 알" ("Weird Al" Yankovic) 얀코비치는 실험적인 남성 임신을 세상에 숨기려고 시도합니다. "WEIRD" AL 是男性怀孕的 " LIQUID OVUM "。他向人们隐瞒了他的秘密 "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC EL MUNDO SABE QUE ESTAS EMBARAZADA

12/27/2020 I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALL REALIZED THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN UPDATING THE SITE. I REGRET TO INFORM I HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH SOME TYPE OF VIRUS. NOT THE "CORONA" COVID-19 VIRUS, BUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I HAD RECEIVED SEVERAL THREATENING EMAILS FROM A POSSIBLY FAKE GOOGLE EMAIL ADDRESSES THE DAY BEFORE I FELL ILL. I SUSPECT SOMEONE MAY BE TRYING TO SILENCE ME. POSSIBLY "WEIRD" AL, OR HIS TEAM? I WILL UPDATE AGAIN WHEN I HAVE TIME. THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH ME, "AL" THEORISTS. A LATE HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL.

2/12/21 FELLOW ALITES, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED BY PODCAST CREATORS "ASHES TO ASHES", FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN IN AUSTRALIA. IT FILLS ME WITH JOY KNOWING THAT OUR THEORY HAS REACHED SO FAR ACROSS THE EARTH, AND I CAN ONLY HOPE IT CONTINUES TO REACH THE EARS AND HEARTS OF PEOPLE ALL OVER THE EARTH. HAPPY FEBRUARY 12TH EVERYBODY.

3/25/2021 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES. AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR LAST POST WAS SCHEDULED FOR FEBRUARY 12TH, AND ONLY UPLOADED TODAY. I SUSPECT HACKERS, TROLLS, AND OTHERWISE UNTRUSTED BEINGS ARE TRYING TO HALT THE PROGRESSION OF THIS WEBSITE. I'M NOT WORRIED, AS THE SPIRIT AND WILL OF MY THEORY WILL LIVE FAR PAST THIS WEBSITE, OR THE INTERNET. DON'T LET DIRTY PEOPLE TRY TO BRING YOU DOWN. WAMP OUT.

4/16/2021 THE ARTIFICIAL ESTROGEN PUMPING THROUGH AL'S VEINS IS CONSTANTLY AT WAR WITH THE NATURAL TESTOSTERONE PRODUCED BY AL'S TESTES. ARTIFICIAL ESTROGEN IS BOTH ESSENTIAL AND NECESSARY TO HOST A WOMB. AL MAY RECIEVE HIS ESTROGEN THROUGH A NUMBER OF METHODS; ESTROGEN CAN BE INGESTED VIA PILL, GEL, SHOT, OR PATCHES. IT IS CURRENTLY NOT KNOWN HOW MUCH ESTROGEN AL NEEDS TO HOST HIS WOMB. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT AL IS IN CONSTANT NEED OF ESTROGEN AND GETS HIS "FIX" THROUGH DESCRETE ESTROGEN PATCHES APPLIED TO OUT OF SIGHT AREAS SUCH AS THE UNDERARMS, THIGHS, BUTTOCK, OR BACK IN ORDER TO HIDE HIS BIG SECRET.

5/28/2021 RECENTLY, "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC, AKA ""@alyankovic" ON TWITTER HAS POSTED SEVERAL "TWEETS" ABOUT FOOD. THE FIRST, POSTED ON 05/09/2021 BEARS AN IMAGE OF "PULLED PORK LEMONADE" WITH THE CAPTION "Ugh, my least favorite flavor.". THIS STRANGE FLAVOR COMBINATION MAY BE DUE TO PREGNANCY CRAVINGS, A PHENOMENON WHICH NATURALLY OCCURS IN WOMEN AS EARLY AS 5 WEEKS INTO PREGNANCY. DUE TO THE NATURE OF AL'S PREGNANCY, THIS EFFECT AND MANY OTHERS THROUGHTOUT HIS PREGNANCY MAY BE DELAYED. THOUGH I CANNOT CONFIRM IF AL IS REFERRING TO HIS PREGNANCY CRAVINGS, IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY.

6/17/2021 DUE TO SEVERAL ISSUES WITH MY SITE HOSTING, THE LAST TWO "WEIRD" AL MALE PREGNANCY UPDATES FAILED TO UPLOAD. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. BIG CHANGES WILL BE COMING TO WWW.WEIRDALMPREG.COM . STAY TUNED.

6/17/2021 (1:43 AM) @alyankovic ON TWITTER.COM POSTED A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE PASTRY KNOWN AS RASPBERRY BEIGNETS. TITLED "The kind youfind in a second hand store?". THOUGH I AM NOT SURE IF THIS IS A REFERENCE TO ONE OF "WEIRD" AL'S SONGS, I AM SURE THAT THE INGREDIENTS USED TO HARBOR AL'S WOMB (AS WELL AS THE PROCESS OF PREGNANCY) ARE CAUSING PREGNANCY FOOD CRAVINGS. THE AVERAGE 60 YEAR OLD WOULD NOT BE CRAVING PASTRIES AT NEARLY 2 IN THE MORNING, BUT, THE AVERAGE PREGNANT WOMAN OR MAN MAY FIND A 2:00 AM SNACK ALLURING DUE TO PREGNANCY CRAVINGS.

8/23/2021 IVE DISCOVERED TODAY, OF RECENT "WEIRD AL" MERCHANDISING. ONE OF WHICH SHOWS MR. YANKOVIC STANDING, ENLARGED HEAD, WITH AN ACCORDION TO COVER HIS ABDOMEN. THE OTHER, A "SIMPSONS" BRAND FIGURE, YELLOWED SKIN AND GREEN SHIRT, ACCORDION ALSO CONVENIENTLY HELD AT HIS LOWER ABDOMEN. I BELIEVE AL, IN AN ATTEMPT TO STAY TRUTHFUL TO HIS FANS, MADE HIS MERCHANDISE "CENSOR" HIS SWOLLEN TUMMY. I WILL NOTE THAT THE "SIMPSONS" FIGURE HAS A REMOVABLE ACCORDION, BUT IT COULD BE THE FAULT OF THE COMPANY, WHICH MR. YANKOVIC MAY NOT HAVE HAD CONTROL OVER. THE AVERAGE FEMALE'S STOMACH EXPANDS GREATLY THROUGHOUT PREGNANCY. THOUGH THE NATURES OF MALE PREGNANCY ARE MYSTERIOUS AND UNKNOWN, IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT IF AL IS HARBORING A SINGLE CHILD, HIS STOMACH-GROWTH-RATE WOULD BE THAT OF A NORMAL HUMAN WOMAN. THE DIRECT CENSORSHIP OF OLD MAN ALFRED'S STOMACH SHOWS THAT "WEIRD" AL HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE.

8/24/2021 BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE OFFICIAL WEIRD AL MPREG TWITTER ACCOUNT https://twitter.com/weirdalmpreg

QUESTION AND ANSWER - 8/30/2021

QUESTION: "Why was "Weird Al" Yankovic not featured on Kanye West's #DONDA"?

ANSWER: THERE ARE MANY POSSIBILITIES. IT US UNSAFE FOR PREGNANT PEOPLE TO TRAVEL WITH THE RECENT SURGE OF THE DELTA VARIANT. ANOTHER MAY BE THAT THE FELLOW CELEBRITIES DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS MALE PREGNANCY.

QUESTION: "When's the baby coming?"

ANSWER: IT IS UNKNOWN. MALE PREGNANCY IS EXPERIMENTAL AND MAY TAKE SEVERAL MORE YEARS TO COME TO COMPLETION. THERE IS EVIDENCE OF AL'S PREGNANCY DATING AS FAR AS 2014.

QUESTION: "Is it[AL'S FUTURE BABY] gonna be a girl or a boy?"

ANSWER: THE GENDER OF AL'S FUTURE SPAWN IS UNKNOWN. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

QUESTION: "Why"

ANSWER: THOUGH I CANNOT SPEAK FOR AL HIMSELF, THERE ARE MANY POSSIBLE REASONS. TO ADVANCE THE TECHNOLOGY, PERSONAL GAINS, TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF PREGNANCY, OR POSSIBLY, TO FURTHER ENHANCE HIS "WEIRD" STATUS. >

8/27/2022 IT IS NO SECRET THAT "WEIRD" AL YANKOVIC HIDES HIS MALE PREGNANCY FROM THE POPULUS. WE HAVE KNOWN THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME- AND SO HAVE THE CELEBRITIES. WE KNOW THAT AL'S COHORTS ARE AWARE OF HIS PREGNANCY, BUT HE HIDES IN THE SHADOWS, KNOWING THE MEDIA WILL SHUN HIM... BRYAN CRANSTON AND AARON PAUL, STARS OF "BREAKING BAD" KNOW AL'S SECRET, AND SO DO YOU. YANKOVIC'S ATTEMPTS TO HIDE HIS ABDOMEN ARE MADE EVIDENT IN ALMOST EVERY PHOTOOGRAPH OF ALFRED YANKOVIC. IN SOME WAY, HE OBSTRUCTS HIS ABDOMEN, OR "BELLY". BELOW ARE SEVERAL PHOTOS OF "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC (NOT BEFORE POSTED ON THIS SITE) WHERE HE OBSTRUCTS HIS ABDOMEN. YANKOVIC HAS ALWAYS HAD A TENDENCY TO OBSTRUCT HIS ABDOMEN IN PHOTOS AND WHEN ON STAGE. COMMONLY SEEN PLAYING THE ACCORDION, COULD IT BE A FRONT TO HIDE MALE PREGNANCY? PERHAPS THE VIBRATIONS HAVE DAMAGED THE TECHONOLGY WITHIN AL, GIVING REASON TO HIS PROLONGED STATE OF PRENGNACY. AS AL CONTINUES HIS TOUR ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, MORE AND MORE VIEWERS REPORT HE WAS SITTING THE ENTIRE SHOW, AND THAT HE ATTEMPED TO HIDE HIS BELLY. "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC, WE BEG YOU >

9/11/2022: THERE ARE MANY FACTORS THAT PLAY INTO THE "WEIRD" AL MALE PREGNANCY THEORY. FIRST: WE HAVE SEEN AL'S BUMP! THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, AL'S STOMACH HAS BEEN EXPANDING AT A RAPID RATE. MOST NOW KNOW THAT EXPERIMENTAL MALE PREGNANCY TAKES FAR LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE FEMALE PREGNANCY, AT THIS RATE, IT IS MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION THAT A MALE PREGNANCY IS AT LEAST 12x A FEMALE PREGNANCY (MEANING A MALE PREGNANCY TAKES 9 YEARS AS OPPOSED TO THE FEMALE 9 MONTHS) . THE EARLIEST ACCOUNT OF "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC'S MALE PREGNANCY ACCORDING TO WWW.WEIRDALMPREG.COM IS 2014. THE 9TH YEAR IS APPROACHING. SECOND: YANKOVIC HAS REFERENCED MALE PREGNANCY THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE. IN YANKOVICS SONGS HE REVEALS HIS SECRET: A MALE PREGNANCY. POINTING TO PHOTOS OF HIMSELF ASKING "ARE YOU PREGNANT?" THE IDEA OF A PREGNANCY IN YANKOVIC IS NOT UNIQUE TO THIS BLOG... FANS HAVE TAKEN IT AMONG THEMSELVES TO CREATE WEIRD AL STYLE PARODY VIDEOS SUCH AS "Oops Im Pregnant Again" PUBLISHED 2008, SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE THE FIRST SIGHTING OF ALFRED'S BABY BUMP. THIRD: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC ABSTAINS FROM DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, MAKING HIM THE PERFECT HOST. DOING THIS MAKES HIS BODY PURE, AND ABLE TO GROW A PERFECT WOMB TO HOST HIS "LITTLE YANKOVIC JR." WITHOUT COMPLICATIONS. FOURTH: FANS OF YANKOVIC HAVE NOTICED THAT ALONG HIS TOUR YANKOVIC HAS PERFORMED SITTING SEVERAL TIMES. YANKOVIC HAS RELEASED A MOVIE ABOUT HIS LIFE WITHOUT APPEARING IN IT HIMSELF POSSIBLY DUE TO HIDING HIS SECRET MALE PREGNANCY. PREGNANCY TAKES A TOLL ON A BODY, IF AN ARTIFICIAL MALE PREGNANCY TAKES LONGER THAN THAT OF A FEMALE, IT CAN BE ASSUMED THAT THE STRAIN PUT ON THE BODY IS ALSO 12x MORE. COMING SOON: "Weird[AND PREGNANT!?]: The Al Yankovic Story"

11/4/2022: WHILE PERUSING A “WEIRD AL” FANS FACEBOOK PAGE, I STUMBLED UPON A COMMENT BY ONE EMILY T. SHE DETAILS HER EXPERIENCE AT ONE OF YANKOVIC’S RECENT SHOWS, SAYING DURING THE MEET AND GREET, YANKOVIC WAS CONCEALED BEHIND AN OPAQUE PLASTIC SCREEN. QUOTE “Sitting the whole time…”. IF YOU ARE A LONGITME READER OF MY BLOG, YOU WOULD AGREE IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT THIS IS A POOR ATTEMPT AT CONCEALING “WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC’S EXPERIMENTAL MALE PREGNANCY. WHAT DOES YANKOVIC HAVE TO HIDE THAT HE NEED COWER BEHIND A PLASTIC CURTAIN WHILE TAKING PHOTOS WITH FANS? HE DOES NOT WANT US GETTING CLOSE. THIS PROCESS GIVES AL AN EXCUSE TO HAVE HIS BELLY PHOTOSHOPPED OUT. BELOW IS EMILY’S EXPERIENCE “MEETING AND GREETING” WEIRD AL” "이상한 알" ("Weird Al" Yankovic) 얀코비치는 실험적인 남성 임신을 세상에 숨기려고 시도합니다. "WEIRD" AL 是男性怀孕的 " LIQUID OVUM "。他向人们隐瞒了他的秘密

Thank you Kelsey

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