#suspicious-whumping-egg

[brutal-nemesis]

hey wanna see some rocks

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

@suspicious-whumping-egg I think Tumblr ate your ask because I can only see it in my email but here's the bank robber fic (:

[strangeducks]

how did you make such good naan with the wemail recipe I must learn the ways of the gods 👀

Thank you for the kind words! It was actually my first time making flatbread so I wouldn’t consider myself a god among breadsmen by any means.

I followed the recipe in the post pretty much exactly. It really is that simple! The only change I made was adding a little olive oil into the dough.

I used Fage brand 5% milkfat Greek yogurt. I love this brand.

I also believe measuring by weight is the key to getting a perfect dough. Invest in a kitchen scale!

[andorshitdaily]

Vel! For most likely to succeed

Certainly succeeded at stealing my heart ☺️

[whumpitisthen]

hey love, as someone with a lot of religious trauma, auden's mindset is feeling a little familiar here... idk if you're writing this purely for fun or for catharsis (i've always been into whump, but i got into writing to vent out all the shitty trauma feelings) but if u need to talk my dms are open <333 can't wait to see what happens next in the series

Okay i thought this was gonna go in a different direction and i was already apologising for not tagging for fucky religious mindsets hhh i will do that now

But no don't worry about me this is purely for fun and because i wanna whump an angel boy, if anything, you saying that makes me a little giddy bc i managed to write something that resonates so deeply with someone, even if its a bit fucked that this is the way i managed to do that.l

Im glad you liked it, Ive been trying to make something bigger than one-shots and drabbles, so the horrible whumpy adventures of auden will return soonish for sure, im excited to share with people the vision ive come up with! He is sad and lonely and so so squeezable :3

[befuddled-calico-whump]

hi! add me to the test track masterlist?

You got it! :D

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

🍉 [WATERMELON] What will your OC take to the grave? for Gaston

Thank you for the ask! From this ask game.

Not sure if that's the full spirit of the question, but nothing will ever convince him that what he did was wrong and Damien didn't deserve it.

[worms-in-my-brain]

hey friend do you have any tips surrounding being physically disabled in college, getting around campus, etc? - chronicles-of-illness

Biggest for me would be to be upfront with your teachers and to register with accessibility services ASAP. I am a cane user (as opposed to using a larger aid such as a wheelchair or rollator) and can still go up stairs and I live very close to campus, so I will say that I haven’t encountered many issues on this front. I do have chronic fatigue issues, though, so the main thing for me is getting across campus if I have classes back-to-back, and what I do is just let the prof know on the first day so that if I’m late they know why. Or letting them know why I might seem tired in class/letting them know I’m disabled and may need extensions on some assignments. Or why you are absent if have any doctor’s appointments during class time.

I do tend to leave the house earlier than my roommate m, too. Just in case, y’know?

Also, for me, recorded lectures and online courses have been a bit of a godsend when it comes to days I’m too tired to leave the house.

Overall though I would make sure to contact your college or university—though many places are riddled with accessibility issues even when you are registered, it’s still helpful to accept all the help you get get, even if you never end up using your accommodations or just so happen to not be late for class more than average (in my case).

Hope this helps :)

[whumplr-reader]

I love the prompt you gave me and I might even end up making a WIP out of it my brain is going in excited circles

Oh wow. :blush:

Um, hopefully that was actually helpful, I was really trying to give you something you could dash off to fix the block. 😀😅

It's delightful. Marrow!!

[that-gay-jedi]

57 and obikin specifically

#57 is "Giver" by Modl

Pardon the awful text placement RIP

[brutal-nemesis]

how would castys feel about getting his ribs pried out with a crowbar :)

I mean he would not enjoy it but i don't fucking care

He'd start screaming pretty early one, maybe one or two ribs in, but he'd still try to make snarky comments in between, so it's up to you whether you'd rather hear all of that or none of that 🤧

[newbornwhumperfly]

I love Morja— the perfect mix of defiance and terrified compliance is just beautiful and he’s so much fun 😌😌😌😌😌

i am legally obligated to inform you that my heart swells three sizes whenever someone praises my boy 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

[shoujoegg]

Hi if you have an soc art tag I’d love to be added 👀👀 your historical-influenced soc art is absolutely breathtaking

omfg calling my silly art historical-influenced is far too generous im just a dummy w/ a tablet grafting studies from my fave artists of the time!! but thank youuuuuu the cultural history student in me feels at once flattered n wholly undeserving but also v encouraged by ur comments 😭💖

i dont have an exclusive soc art tag but my general art tag is #qqart if that helps! im pretty much drawing exclusively soc fanart rn so it's pretty easy to go thru LMFAO

[strangeducks]

YESS IT WAS MUCH BETTER

EXCELLENT JOB!!! I’m so proud of you. It looks nice and fluffy this time. Enjoy!!!

[asleep-and-afraid]

*gasp* you weren’t following me before? I am dramatically fainting onto a Victorian divan I am scandalized I am dying (lighthearted)

i LITERALLY NOTICED THIS MORNING 😭😭 I think what happened was like I clicked unfollow while trying to click your url or smth 😭😭 when I noticed I was so distressed like nooo my beloved moot i love you here are hugs and kisses to make up for my grievance

[plague-parade]

My grandmother who I got EDS from has a herniated disc rn and they might have to do the surgery on her. Shes tried the injections, which dont work for her, and is really scared of getting surgery but is also in too much pain to live with it. Would you say the surgery was worth it? What should I pass on to her? 

i think its definitely worth a try! my main surgery was a laminectomy, the discectomy was kind of secondary (they didnt really know it was that bad despite an MRI and a CT) if she has the option, definitely do it minimally invasive! its a much smaller incision, so if she has issues with wound healing its less wound to heal.

for me its helped my back pain SO much, not necessarily my hip/leg pain and weakness since that was unfortunately permanent nerve damage.

the recovery honestly isnt as bad as i was expecting, especially if they give you good pain meds! the most annoying thing is the movement restrictions during the six to eight week post op period.