#susmoments

[zyozyominatozaki]

This thirteen-minute long video is causing me to die...

[antqsdxti]

ezra: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? kady: I only like dark humor. ezra, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? kady: ezra: An IMPASTA!

[keevansixx]

Twisted Stardew...

That weird existential moment, while playing Stardew Valley, when you look into your greenhouse and suddenly realize that entire land plot of rare seed sweet gem berries is a bit sus.....the berries serve no purpose in game other than to grow and sell for insane profit. Can’t eat them...can’t make anything with them, and only one tiny part of the game actually requires the use of one to get a power-up. Getting some strong “breaking Bad” vibes from that point in the game...like, at any minute the F.I.B.S. special agents are going to swoop down on my little forest farm, and bust me for growing those berries, then lock me up in the Slime Hut for many in-game years for my crimes against the pixelated citizens of Pelican Town...i’ll have to bust out and flee to Ginger island to live out the rest of my days as a hermit, crafting backroom beer and mango wine for the tourists while keeping an extremely low profile.....