#survivorguys

[octoberboy1031]

In honor of their birthdays my #mancrushmonday is a #horrorhunk #doublefeature of @russelltovey and @masonthegooding!! Happy Birthday!!! #russeltovey #georgesands #beinghuman #masongooding #chadmeeksmartin #scream5 #finalguys #survivorguys #screamkings #horror #horrorgeek #spooky #creepy #november #autumn #autumnal #lateautumn #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck8-aaquR6X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mawofthemagnetar]

A sneak peek of the planned Survivorguy Fic

Featuring weird formatting, script-style (for interlude chapters, don't worry, it won't be the whole thing) and lots of neato shit.

Enjoy this while I go reread the SAS survival guide.

Spoilers and unedited rough writing under the cut!

XBCRAFTED VOICEOVER:

“Hello. My name is xBcrafted, otherwise known as Survivorguy. I’m an explorer, an adventurer, and a former soldier. I’ve climbed K2 and crossed Antarctica, and I’ve made it my life’s goal to survive in the harshest environments on earth, to show you what it takes to make it out alive. I have no camera crew. I have no backup. Everything you see is filmed by myself. For the next ten days, I will be stranded in the wilderness. Follow with me, and find out what it takes to be…Survivorguy!”

[The screen blurs to show a montage of xB climbing cliffs and wading across waterfalls, and stuffing a cricket into his mouth. The theme tune plays over a modified title card. It reads: SURVIVORGUY: MEN VS NATURE SPECIAL!]

XBCRAFTED VOICEOVER:

“Tonight on Survivorguy, we’re answering a question many viewers have asked before. We get letters and emails and tweets, and we see you. You’ve seen me surviving alone in the wilderness, and you want to know: what about others? What if you have to take care of other people? Well, tonight, we’re going to find out!”

[The camera cuts to an overhead shot, looking down at three men with their arms folded in an empty room. xB is in the middle, in his usual clothes. Beside him, his brother Hypno, wearing a bandanna and his usual black getup. Keralis stands to the left, wearing his pilot’s uniform.]

XBCRAFTED VOICEOVER:

“Tonight, I’ll be trying to survive in the brutal and unforgiving Canadian wilderness, with two guys who barely have any survival experience at all.”

[The screen cuts to a shot of Keralis at the controls of a plane, directing it to taxi; it cuts to another shot of a completely different airplane, rolling down the taxiway.]

[NOTE FROM KERALIS: THAT IS AN AIRBUS A320 I WAS FLYING A 767 WHO DID THIS????]

XBCRAFTED VOICEOVER:

“This is my partner Keralis, who you might know from the heroic rescue of flight 1515. He’s an accomplished pilot who thinks the best way to start a fire is to pull the switch beside the fireplace. Ex-military, like myself, Keralis had some basic survival training in flight school…several decades ago. Apart from one or two camping trips and one questionable landing, he’s greener than your lawn.”

[The screen cuts to show Hypno at a computer, fiddling around with some code and opening a photo editor to tweak some colours. He glances at the camera, and blinks all three of his eyes, including the one on his cheek, before turning back to his work.]

XBCRAFTED VOICEOVER:

“And this is my brother Hypno. Hypno lives in Fort Lauderdale and is a skilled graphic and website designer. I think we went camping once when we were kids. Other than that, Hypno thinks that ‘roughing it’ is when the hotel wifi is patchy, and he absolutely hates the cold. Seeing as we’re going to the Yukon, this should be…interesting.”

[spirit-shroud]

mr les survivorguy is going to get himself attacked by bigfoot i s2g

[mawofthemagnetar]

👀🎯 for the ask game?

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

DID ANYONE ORDER AN IN-UNIVERSE SURVIVORGUY EPISODE AS A SEQUEL TO PILOT AU, FEATURING HYPNO AND KERALIS AS TWO CLUELESS MILLSTONES AROUND XB'S NECK, SET IN THE YUKON?? NO?? JUST ME??

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

YES! shoutout to the people who all guessed what Sariel's warning meant in EHK! I had people who knew explicitly what was up the minute that green handed bastard popped up in the fic.

everyone who did that is a champ and a king. Love you all!

[mawofthemagnetar]

Oh no I started roughing out the Survivorguy episode oh no

[octoberboy1031]

The more things change...I love that both @tylerposey58 and #DylanOBrien have #scarymovies coming out, next month, dealing with people navigating a world overrun by #monsters(#zombies and #kaju, respectively)! 🔪🧟‍♂️🏹🦖 #obrosey #obroseyforever #packforever #alone #loveandmonsters #alonemovie #loveandmonstersmovie #tylerposey #tpose #horrorhunks #screamkings #survivorguys #finalguys #horror #horrorgeek #creepy #spooky #september #summer #latesummer #night #latesumernights #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFS8ZEaHkka/?igshid=i76rfajerv75

[octoberboy1031]

My badass #TerrorMask from @sculptordie is here!!! I’m a huge fan of #Splatterhouse so this is beyond cool!! 💀🩸👊🏻👺 #ricktaylor #finalguy #survivorguy #kanehoddermode #horror #horrorgeek #videogame #mask #june #summer #night #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at North Providence, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQryDUZNCmY/?utm_medium=tumblr

[octoberboy1031]

I’m ready to shake the pillars of heaven in my #JackBurton #tanktop from @frightrags!!! I’ve always wanted this #shirt so I jumped at the chance to get it! #bigtroubleinlittlechina #porkchopexpress #frightrags #johncarpenter #clothes #shopping #fashion #me #selfportrait #finalguy #survivorguy #september #autumn #autumnal #terrorverse (at North Providence, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFiSY9wn3aJ/?igshid=jr1wobjpzkbw

[octoberboy1031]

@davidarquette posted this on his Instagram Story and I think it’s #adorable!! 🖤👮🏻‍♂️ #davidarquette #deweyriley #sheriffdeweyhasaposse #deputyforafriend #horrorhunk #screamking #finalguy #survivorguy #scream #scream2 #scream3 #scream4 #troubleinwoodsboro #GhostFace #ghostfacelives #whoisghostface #promotemtvscream #releasemtvscreamnews #horror #horrorgeek #scarymovie #may #spring #summer #night #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxtVy8qlqZH/?igshid=1wm3mezuplkv5

[octoberboy1031]

“You're a survivor, aren't you? What good is it to be a survivor when everyone close to you is dead? You can't save them. All you can do... is watch.” I found this amazing #fanart, by @_ace_craft, of the recently leaked #GhostFace #MurderSelfie from @deadbydaylight! And you guys know how I love #Scream art so I had to share! Also, I’ve been reading about the game since they’ve announced Ghost Face and, from what I’ve gathered, I actually like #DwightFairfield! I like that he’s this scrawny, Average Joe type with no real useful talent who is just plucky enough to survive! (Obviously not the case in this picture! 😂) 👓👔🔪💀 #deadbydaylight #dbd #videogame #troubleinwoodsboro #whoisghostface #ghostfacelives #releasemtvscreamnews #promotemtvscream #survivorguy #finalguy #horror #horrorgeek #creepy #spooky #may #spring #summer #night #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxY5AqtF9OQ/?igshid=tz9236zj2n26

[octoberboy1031]

The ride home! #me #selfportrait #DeadbyDaylight #dbd #dwightfairfield #survivorguy #finalguy #horror #horrorgeek #bisexual #bi #lgbt #june #summer #dandelionwine #terrorverse (at Greenwich, Connecticut) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzE7XCqH_i6/?igshid=123hmrfeft2jl

[octoberboy1031]

“I’m gonna stay right here, make sure the sun comes up and everything.” Whenever anyone asks if I’m Team Angel or Team Spike, I always answer, “I’m #TeamPike”! #Pike was my first example of a human in the world of the supernatural and the bench mark of a guy who was totally cool with and unthreatened by his girlfriend being stronger and more capable than him! I’ve loved #LukePerry forever and I’ll miss him terribly!! 💖🎸🧛🏻‍♂️ #heartbroken #oliverpike #buffythevampireslayer #theorigin #sinsofthefather #finalguy #survivorguy #horrorhunk #vampireandhookercrowd #horror #horrorgeek #scarymovie #march #latewinter #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BumSN2ZlYV-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w0xd5zhmnjbm

[octoberboy1031]

#ScaryMovie 101: Just because you survive one movie does not guarantee that you’ll survive any subsequent #sequel! 🔪💀🎞 #rachelcarruthers #elliecornell #halloween4 #randymeeks #jamiekennedy #scream2 #horror #horrorgeek #mylifeisascarymovie #survivorgirl #finalgirl #survivorguy #finalguy #survivorgirlproblems #finalgirlproblems #survivorguyproblems #finalguyproblems #spooky #creepy #december #winter #night #terrorverse (at The Terrorverse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsCRiu3l8ls/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rm02yyi3qc2l

[octoberboy1031]

“You’re starting to sound like some #WesCarpenter flick or something…” It’s always fun to blend fandoms so it’s great to represent #JohnCarpenter’s #SurvivorGuy, #JackBurton and #WesCraven’s #SurvivorGirl, #SidneyPrescott! #bigtroubleinlittlechina #scream #scream2 #scream3 #troubleinwoodsboro #ghostface #ghostfacelives #whoisghostface #horror #horrorgeek #scarymovies #spooky #creepy #me #selfportrait #bisexual #bi #july #summer #night #dandelionwine (at North Providence, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRP0NoKtIL3/?utm_medium=tumblr

[octoberboy1031]

A new tool for patrol, #TheSalemStake by @buffyprops!! This gorgeous instrument against the undead was made from wood from a tree from the oldest cemetery in #Salem, Massachusetts!! #buffyprops #mikeythevampireslayer #survivorguy #finalguy #gethomebeforedark #vampiresoftheworldbeware #buffythevampireslayer #buffy #buffyverse #horror #horrorgeek #vampire #vampires #spooky #creepy #march #spring #night #terrorverse (at North Providence, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNBmBvdpp6G/?igshid=5mptrhgiqf3v

[octoberboy1031]

Last night, I watched all the @madmaxmovie films back to back in one sitting. Phew, that was a trip! I love #FuryRoad but haven’t seen the original trilogy in over 20 years so it was fun to sit through the series in one shot. My favorite thing about this franchise is the evaluation of its reluctant #SurvivorGuy; going from Officer #MaxRockatansky to #MadMax, the #RoadWarrior! It’s fun because each movie kind of just happens to him as he gets sucked into other people’s larger stories. Both #MelGibson and @tomhardy do a wonderful job making Max a relatable and sympathetic hero despite the outlandish circumstances! #tomhardy #beyondthunderdome #oneoftheliving #wedontneedanotherhero #witnessme #wastland #wastlandweekend #postapocalyptic #scifi #january #winter https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKIUTBpXfk/?igshid=9emliw5qmpm4