#survivor5

[brittlebonesguy]

12,13,14,15 thank god its finally over

clay is so bent out of shape that jake said he does a lot around camp. of course he does because clay doesn’t do anything. glad jake and helen’s loved spouses made it to the final two. the boiled tarantula is like a peach jeff? these two are so dedicated. the bugs being boiled doesn’t help jeff. no man on this tribe loves his wife as much as jake does i guarantee it. not even ted with his 150-200% love for his wife. .....you wanna do what’s right now helen? voting out ghandia was okay in your eyes but voting out brian is too much? how annoying.”i feel like i could run through a brick wall” but said positively? what jakey boy? damn okay well see you later jake he’s absolutely going at this tribal. girl brian would absolutely play you for a fool and dupe you. are you dumb? congratulations on more boring gameplay you guys! i am gonna guess how everyone is gonna go: ted next, then either helen or jan, with final two clay and brian.

the ice skating analogy is unbelievably uncool brian. that gave me second hand embarrassment. just because you fucked up and gave him the answer doesn’t mean he has to get on his knees and thank you. what are you god? brian’s entitlement is infuriating. “what needs to be done” and in fine print “let me, brian, win the whole game” this is the exact gameplay i hate in survivor. did you guys not come here to WIN and you still leave brian in the game despite having said multiple times no one can win against him. a helen ted alliance would be nice and interesting but that’s not gonna happen. can ted shut the fuck up. yelling like that is so disrespectful and undignified. fully called ted going next. it’s just too obvious and boring.

im bored. so helen’s next imagine. yeah wow im soooo shocked you’re choosing helen. this is so interesting im really on the edge of my seat. what will happen next???? i hate this season. why are they acting like they’re hands are tied? like what? “i’m gonna kill myself” jan???? clay....when you talk like that it will make the jury hate you and they won’t vote for you? wow.....im simply shocked that brian voted out jan. i never expected this to happen. wow. what good tv. oh my god,,,,,this jury hates them. brian doesn’t know a single thing about his tribe members AND is lying straight to everyone’s faces. this tracks hard. don’t like ted but.....oop. love this roast. bringing up racist comments, insult after insult. no not the whole jury laughing at helen going in on brian. i love how much this jury hates these two and how much they don’t want to vote for either. yay brian won, i hate this fucking season. 

all in all i will give this season a 0/10. i hated every second of it and it felt like torture. the gameplay was weak and boring. no one was interesting. the only good things about this season was the two tribes living on one beach before merging but that was absolutely wasted on this cast of people, worst thing i have had the displeasure of watching in a LONG time. 

[fanatichistory]

Scene Prompt 17

Scene: Kinda like the show Lost with a twist >:D, a group of survivors on a cruise get shipwrecked on a jungle island when they get picked off and hunted one by one at night.

CW: mentions of past death (not to graphic though it is implied so heads up buttercup, also sorry I am caffeinated lol)

"That's break!" Team Leader's voice carried across the training yard as everyone paused or halted in their matches. Heavy breathing and scuffing of feet sounded as everyone gathered around and waited for Leader's assessment.

"Those on defense today, good work blocking. Survivor5, one more round and I want you to block your face better this time. Whumpee, good improvements but you're still hesitating to counter-attack. One more round for you as well after the break and I want to see some initiative." 

Team Leader went on assessing the groups individually in that way and assigning their next matches for after the lunch break but their voice faded into the background as anxiety settled in the pit of Whumpee's stomach.

They didn't want to counter-attack. They didn't want to attack at all. 

Whumpee hoped to never see a fight or need to defend themselves ever again. The reason they came to training at all was because Whumper was still out there.

Being cut off from the rest of the world, no one in the group knew how they were going to defend themselves against Whumper and their ‘family’ as Whumper called them.

And the fact that Whumper and his people weren't even human?

That was scary as hell. 

They were just a bunch of castaways after all. No one knowing how the cruise ship went down but Survivor4, Survivor7 and Survivor8 were part of the crew and had some theories. Sabotage being one of them.

In general, they were all just a group of average people trying to survive a castaway island. An island filled with more than just the usual jungle predators as Whumper and his people masqueraded as fellow survivors during the initial chaos, they found themselves getting picked off one by one.

Until Team Leader showed up, rescuing them from the islanders who were supernatural. 

Supernatural and hungry. 

"Whumpee?" They snapped their eyes up to Team Leader's face before quickly looking around and realized that everyone had already made for the fire and the crudely made table that everyone had sat and conversed around while eating their meagerly foraged lunch with the last of the hunted boar that Team Leader had caught yesterday that allowed them the time to practice today instead of hunting for more food.

"I'm here." 

Team Leader gave a small smile and lead Whumpee to tree bench. It was really just a roughly sawed down palm tree laid on the ground but it acted as a decent chair when needed for breaks or talks such as the one Whumpee was about to get.

"Really, I'm fine." Whumpee said as they plopped down next to them.

"Okay then." Team Leader smirked and gave a soft chuckle, knowing for a fact that they were not. "Can you at least tell me why you're holding back? That's dangerous to do. Even back home on the mainland but most especially here when we're being actively hunted at night." 

Whumpee picked at the sleeve of their shirt as they guiltily avoided eye contact. They had trouble ascribing to the training regimen that Team Leader was trying to teach the survivors to defend themselves. But they still lost at least one person each night to monsters of the island so they forced to train anyway not wanting to lose anyone else.

Now only eight people, including Team Leader, remained and there was no way off the island. The boat and satellite radio that they had arrived with had been blown to pieces, stranding them just as much as the survivors they had come to investigate the disappearances of.

"I can't...I'm trying to, I really am." Whumpee looked up at them, their eyes pleading with them to understand. "I'm a doctor. A healer, it's not in my nature to hurt someone but to save them. I will learn to fight but only so I can keep my patients safe. It's only a matter of time before one of you get hurt again, we can barely make it back in time before the sun sets when we're out hunting for meat or foraging or collecting water and firewood." 

Whumpee was practically hyperventilating as they got all that out in a rush. Before Team Leader arrived, everyone had looked to Whumpee. Because they were a doctor everyone had assumed they knew what to do. The staff from the cruise helped but they’d rather Whumpee be the figurehead to be yelled at when tensions ran high at the camp.

At first, on day one when everyone got over the initial shock of being alive and stranded, the list of priorities was obvious. Find fresh water, build a fire, build shelters for everyone, find food and a way to signal for help. The group from the cruise that initially survived the shipwreck was almost 40 strong.

It wasn’t until day four when Whumpee realized people were being picked off and taken, not just getting lost in the island jungle like everyone was assuming.

When Whumpee and a several others found the cave system while searching for them, it was then that Whumper and the others were finally discovered, feasting on the remains of what was left of the missing survivors who had disappeared, when they too, were attacked and taken prisoner within the caves by Whumper and his ‘family’.

At least until Team Leader had come to free them like a one person army and brought them back to the remaining group of survivors that had managed to regroup at camp.

It was then they were told about what Whumper and the others were. What Team Leader's job was and that they were here to find them and take them home. 

And then Whumper blew the boat up. For a cave monster they sure knew their way around explosives. Which scared Whumpee more. 

Even isolated on an island, Whumper was still able to adapt and keep up with the times. Which told Whumpee that they didn’t just eat their food, they learned from them as well somehow.

"We're in a tough spot, that's for sure." Team Leader admitted while their voice drew back Whumpee’s attention. "But the Hunter Society knew how dangerous this island was when they sent me. Even for recon. I failed to check in last week which means preparations are underway for a rescue."

Whumpee looked up with an eyebrow raised, having heard the word 'rescue' before when Team Leader was trying to get everyone to that damn boat.

"We just need to hold out. The cavalry is coming Whumpee, we can survive this. Not just the island but Whumper as his lackeys as well." Team Leader spoke with radiating confidence that almost inspired Whumpee to believe them. 

Almost.

"How can you be so sure? You're the only one who's had years of training, we've only had a week. We're tired and we're starving. Whumper's been feasting off of castaways for who knows how long. And us? We're just on a vacation cruise! How are we gonna survive this? I'm a doctor for shit's sake! Survivor1 is a bank clerk, Survivor2-"  

Team leader raised their hand to cut them off before their ranting could continue and travel over to where everyone was eating. Effectively shutting Whumpee up as they got a handle on their emotions and took a deep breath as they resumed picking at their sleeve. 

Their wounds from their time in the cave healed and now began to scar their skin underneath the fabric. Whumpee and Survivor2 were the only ones to survive the cave and they both learned the hard that Whumper liked to play first and eat second.

Not to mention the fact that he and his family had already eaten his fill of survivor by the time the search party found the cave. Team Leader had said they had been lucky but Whumpee didn’t feel lucky at all.

"I can be so sure because of the fact that I'm trained for this, Whumpee." They said quietly as they put a comforting arm around Whumpee's shoulders and gave them a light squeeze. "It's also a known fact that we can get through this. That all of us can make it home if we stick together."

"The first battle to win is in the mind Whumpee." They added when Whumpee still didn’t respond to their pep talk.

"...Okay." Whumpee was reluctant in agreement so Team Leader decided to lighten the air by bumping their shoulder with their own.

"That's the spirit." 

And to that, Whumpee couldn't help but smile back even if it was just a little bit. They couldn't help it. Team Leader was just that infectious, really. 

Even though they were all still stranded on a jungle island being hunted by supernatural creatures at night and picked off one by one. They were at least safe during the daytime. 

And with Team Leader here they at least stood a chance.

Or so Whumpee hoped.

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S5 Survivor : Thailand

The Contestants (continue)

9. Erin Collins

(8th Voted Out - 1st Jury Member)

10. Shii Ann Huang

(7th Voted Out)

11. Robert "Robb" Zbacnik

(6th Voted Out)

12. Stephanie Dill

(5th Voted Out)

13. Ghandia Onique Bundhi Mapp-Johnson

(4th Voted Out)

14. Jed Cummins Hildebrand

(3rd Voted Out)

15. Tanya Vance

(2nd Voted Out)

16. John G. Raymond

(1st Voted Out)

(Post 10)

[l-s-sunheart]

One shot at night. Another during the day. This gives a perspective of the forest itself. The photographer made the comment on how dark the sky was, which really brought out the plethora of stars. Photographer: Steve Rengers Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest - Bishop California In Order: Survivor3 Survivor5

[brittlebonesguy]

8,9,10,11

did brian really fuck up shii anns name that bad. dude. if penny has been walking on eggshells then why is she still here. also shes annoying. thats disgusting. just pee somewhere else. yay more sexist talk from brian my favorite. theyre doing the cooking and cleaning because you guys never do it. theyre just recipes calm down. theyre acting like its torture or smth. the helen hate is ridiculous. and now jake and brian talking about who the better looking out of the women are. sickening really. i hate every single man on this season. why the fuck is clay smiling while the chicken gets killed. jesus its just sending someone to the jury chill. kelly they have experienced multiple tribals in a row or did you forget your victories. no part of me cares about any of this. 

clay stop objectifying your tribemate’s wife thats so fucking weird. leave whatever her name is alone. i don’t care even a little bit about this season so now my commentary is dry :( bye ken i guess? he was....slightly tolerable? 

yeah now shit the other tribe would stick together and vote for you ted? that’s quite obvious. why would they want to vote out ken when he’s on their side? idiot.... it’s definitely the don’t like you option. is it playing both sides when i’m so bored? does it even count? yesss jeff’s visa made another appearance! love that thing. i know i’m nickpicking but i hated the nice ass comment at the elephant. this is truly the most grueling season i have had to sit through. and i thought the third season was bad but damn this....i hate this. the worst part about this season is the ass gameplay that they are trying to convince me is good. i do want jake’s plan to work because dear GOD i can’t stand brian and clay anymore. but i feel like ted is gonna go before those two. which i would also like. or, and hear me out, they were just greeting you. “looking for their masters” brian makes me nauseous. brian has such unearned confidence it’s crazy. he was be a dictator if he could. penny immediately going for jake but jake is the snake? okay. the random jan vote? who the hell did that. i really don’y want anyone to win but ideal final two would be a combo of jan, helen, or jake. 

no way in hell am i watching a recap episode of this season. pass. 

[brittlebonesguy]

4,5,6,7

stephanie.....she doesn’t have to sleep out in the rain every night jesus. once again clay i can’t stand you dumbass opinions kindly shut your mouth for the rest of the season please. all three of these men of this tribe: ted, clay, and brian are at the bottom of my list i hate them. i truly don’t like ted or clay. you wanna know why it wasn’t a team effort shii ann? because it was dead fucking quiet even coming up with a name for the dummy you’re meant to decorate. you also literally said you don’t care. so.....all of you be annoying i guess. i REALLY hate the way the men talk about the women on the orange tribe. and i don’t like that they call jan granny. especially since they do nothing around the camp. the women are getting the water, making the food and the men? sitting the water. and there it is. the outright sexism. fuck you guys. helen is eating with these comments against the men oof. thats fully correct ghandia unfortunately women never stick together in this game and all three of you will be picked off. wanna try that sentence again clay or are you just gonna keep stumbling through it. stop not jeff chastising clay’s choice of a nickname. i am so disappointed in you helen. truly. ghandia you have every right not to let it go. 

who wouldn’t for you clay, you fucking pig. ........a lot of people eat the organs of animals robb. and also why are you turning your nose up to perfectly good food just because it’s an organ. you guys have been starving for days but you draw the line there? he better pray one of the challenge isn’t gross food based. brian really has a high opinion of himself. great little piss baby got hurt and somehow its shii ann’s fault. can’t wait to hear him complain about this for the next three day. these people are so useless. how the fuck do you lose  whole fucking boat. the island isn’t mysterious you’re just stupid. ted is absolutely responsible for the boat but i’ll just blame it on you anyway clay. its more fun that way. ot instead of yelling you could just get out of the water and read the fucking note yourself. clay: its betting on food jan: its a gambling thing clay: no shit sherlock. okay,,,,,so you’re allowed to point out the obvious but no one else? your sexism is showing give me 10 minutes with him alone in a room and he’s coming back with at least three broken bones. helen what makes you think you won’t be out next right after jan. i hate when people say “oh i’d hate to do it but that’s the decision that the tribes made i have to vote for them” no you DONT you literally don’t have to. i can feel how much jeff doesn’t like robb. 

oh so we’re all just gonna drop that word whenever huh? shii ann now on a shit list. if you don’t want anyone to know about your secret alliance then don’t fall into silence the moment someone walks up while you’re talking. i don’t understand the constant judgement of jan. she seems really sweet and she just wants to have a fucking funeral for a bat okay? piss off. she deserves a better season honestly. firstly robb needs to stop saying baby to shii ann and secondly he truly does not know how to spell her name considering he keeps putting s.h.bye BITCH! thank god robb didn’t make to to merge. i don’t know what i would have done if he did. i get the vibe that jeff is so done with this season.

why did it look like brian was going in for a kiss with penny. really hate brian’s cockiness. rest of her life? its just survivor ken. penny does give mean girl vibes. yeah shii ann leaving tracks for this tribe

[brittlebonesguy]

onward and upward: season 5 ep 1,2,3

jan girl....its okay you don’t have to cry because you have to pick teams. the oldest man on the show is a big strong guy but the oldest women is an old lady who’s frail? okay john.....bottom of my list currently. i support jan and her tribe. this other tribe is so shallow. like sorry but are we forgetting tina was a winner and she was older? and paschal who won multiple challenges and made it to final 5? annoying. i hope they lose a whole bunch fuck those guys. robb is really going to annoy me. so john wants to pull a little prank and i just don’t see that going well after everyone swam so far. okay so they didn’t come out with the canoe because thats stupid and you will tip it trying to climb in, dumbass and maybe don’t use language like that ghandia. okay so robb and ghandia not off to good starts. 

okay yes food should also be a priority but shelter is massively important as well like.....what? it’s not about having a floor it’s about having some shelter from the monsoon’s that are gonna come through damn. not robb called shii ann sweetie when she’s been out getting food after being told to get food. like sorry you’re stupid and got your hands all cut up? doesn’t mean you’ve been working harder. AND THEN HE SAID BABE NEXT? fuck this guy i hope he’s voted out first of the season. i knew ghandia would be the weak link makes sense. before her part they were dominating that challenge. john being the first one out.....thats funny. he was too overbearing i get it and he called ghandia sweetie after writing her name down. icky. 

okay everyone needs to stop coming down on jan because of her age. she isn’t even that old why are we doing this (misogyny). helen’s “im just so much stronger than her so i can’t get mad that i have to do more work” i’ll bite you shut UP! and the gun comment? wow so quirky and funny of you. i’m anti helen. oh ken’s a cop? no wonder i hated him the moment he opened his mouth. okay hold up. jed and stephanie have been making all the food and getting all the water and they’re being called lazy? .......be serious. the shelter is important but you mother fuckers think you don’t have to do any work beyond that? anyway jan seems sweet and if i was with helen i’d make her do all the work too because she’s annoying. very rude thing to say about a person who’s making you food clay. robb dives like an idiot. jan’s 20 second mistake MAYBE set you back a little and then the other team had like a minute of a hiccup and you guys STILL couldn’t win so how is it her fault? thank god tanya’s gone so i don’t have to see her throw up anymore. also okay i still don’t like helen but how is it her fault that she can’t cry because her coworkers will make of her. like it’s those men that are the problem but ghandia doesn’t like how “she has to keep her emotions in check”

figures this tribe wouldn’t know what to do with the reward. they straight up don’t deserve it. TED DID WHAT? he needs to be thrown out of the game what the fuck. ghandia you get full permission to throat punch him. “im sorry if i’ve offended you” ........that is not an apology. the “get out of here” when she said that she’s been assaulted before. men....that is not a correct reaction. i need someone who IS NOT TED or a man to give her a hug. robb’s behavior this entire challenge irritates me. the crotch grabbing, the unregulated anger, the flipping off....jeff? his tribe member? unclear. i feel like he’s ready to get violent at a moment’s notice and im not kidding he’s going on my least favorite survivor players list alongside tom. and him grabbing clay by the throat??? and jeff was saying no the whole time and he still didn’t stop? i hate him. the purple team clearly don’t understand the rules of the game but also this makes sense for them. they’re a team of entitled 20 somethings this behavior tracks. 

thank god you thought about it ghandia because i didn’t like his excuse or apology either. robb....lost their fishing net.....and he’s just laughing about it....

.....a man would accept the completely fake “oh nothing happened” and move on even though ted was saying it’s a long story before that. fuck off brian. and then clay calling her crazy lady. FUCK OFF  every man this season can get hit by a bus. i am fully anti man this season. okay the difference between your two year old throwing a tantrum and ghandia screaming is that ghandia was violated and the man responsible is denying he did anything. i hate them all. i fully support ghandia. oh the classic “i’m not even attracted to you why would i want to assault you” calling this drama is actually disgusting. like it doesn’t matter if he did it on accident he doesn;t even sound remotely apologetic and that’s the problem here. 

that was too many votes for shii ann quite frankly. 

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S5 Survivor : Thailand

Season Information:-

Location : Ko Tarutao, Satun Province, Thailand

Season Run : 19 September 2002 - 19 December 2002

Tribe : CHUAY GAHN / SOOK JAI / CHUAY JAI

The Contestants:-

1. Brian Heidik (WINNER)

2. Clayton "Clay" Jordan III (Runner Up)

3. Jan Belknap Gentry

(14th Voted Out - 7th Jury Member)

4. Helen Dorothy Glover

(13th Voted Out - 6th Jury Member)

5. Ted Rogers, Jr.

(12th Voted Out - 5th Jury Member)

6. Jake Billingsley

(11th Voted Out - 4th Jury Member)

7. Penny Ramsey

(10th Voted Out - 3rd Jury Member)

8. Kenneth "Ken" Stafford

(9th Voted Out - 2nd Jury Member)

(Post 9)