#survivalshipping ask blog

[amalsoappickle]

Has Vinny accidentally called Garmadon bbg (babygirl) in front of Lloyd?

yes and this is EXACTLY his reaction, he physically morphed to look like this /j

[nalascat]

Can you do a survival shipping thingy 0w0?

okay well, sorry for making this take way too long. first, ive been excited to do this from day one, but ive been busy with a writing contest and procrastinating on that for like the last month, but im going to get to this while i wait for the last round lol

i guess that survivalshipping really caught my eye when it came around my dash for like the 3 posts it has, and i wanted to try something out for it, but just never did.

this gives me that chance

its in first person, vinny’s pov. takes place in ep 97? onesided pining time

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"What could possibly be more important than survival?"

Garmadon's question caught me off guard. Sure, he said he wanted to ask me a query or whatever, but I had expected it would be something about maybe Ninjago or how to reconquer it, perhaps? But this hadn't crossed my mind.

I must have been silent for too long, as he stared at me with an expression telling me to answer. "Oh, well. Lots of things. Friendship, man, and-and-and love, and harmony, and trust, and truth, and courage, and you know, all the stuff that makes life worthwhile." Like love. My mind supplied, but I squashed the thought down. "Without those, I mean, what's the point? Right?" I smiled nervously at him, waiting for a response.

"Hm. Indeed. You may leave now, Vinny of NGTV News." He spoke, turning and looking back at the pictures on the wall.

I remained standing there for a little while, wondering if maybe I should talk to him. My quest to find the bathroom was forgotten as I watched him look sadly at the photos.

It wasn't until he had killed the Great Devourer that I caught notice of him. It was interesting at first, a man with four arms, at one point with the ninja and then against them almost immediately.

Then the whole debacle with the Overlord and he was no longer evil, back to the form he was before being evil. My interest in him whittled down as he shied away from the spotlight and I grew busy with work.

He had sacrificed himself in order to save Ninjago, apparently. And then Harumi, our princess, actually, resurrected him.

And that's when my attention focused solely on him.

Garmadon took over Ninjago. And while most were terrified, I was, I guess, entranced.

My feet were glued to the floor as I watched him clutch onto one singular photo, of the green ninja and what seemed to be his 'good' form. I wanted to walk up to him, ask if he was alright. But my feet stayed.

A red eye looked back at me, a glare centered on me. "Why are you still here?"

"I-" I sputtered out, biting my lip. "Sorry, I just wanted to know if you were alright."

"Alright? What would be wrong with me?"

"You just look kinda sad. Is there anything wrong with that picture, or?"

"My son."

"Hm?"

"My son. He's angry with me, and I guess it makes me feel..."

"Bad?" I asked, tempted to put my hand on his, but stopping myself. He nodded. "That's alright. It's normal to feel bad."

Garmadon fell silent. His eyes were focused on the ground.

I spoke up, "You asked me about survival and what was more important than that. Is your son more important than survival to you?"

"Yes."

"Then that is why you feel bad. Maybe his importance to you makes you feel bad that he's angry with you." I spoke, "You need to show him that you care."

"Yes." He placed the photo down and walked to the door. "Thank you, Vinny of NGTV News." He spoke as he exited the room.

"What was that?" I whispered harshly to myself, "What was that?!" I had just talked to the dark lord. A heart to heart conversation, by my standards.

I buried my face in my hands, wondering if he had seen my red face or my hesitance in actions.

Wait.

Shit.

He had a crush on Garmadon.

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There we go dhdhndjd. This was fun to write!!

Once again, sorry about it taking so long, but its finally here!!!!!

I am also still accepting writing requests, so go ahead and throw some into my ask box. I'll accept ships that I have posted about on this blog, and ships tagged in this post. :)

Thanks for reading!!!

[amalsoappickle]

Garmadon go get a doggo it's not a question go get a dog

(ARTIST I LOVE UR ART A DOG 4 U TOO)

HE GETS DOGGO!!

Sorry guys I died cause i was working on game stuff, BUT THANK U FOR THE DOG AND THANKS YALL FOR FOLLOWING AND BEING PATIENT!!

[amalsoappickle]

after the whole "haha i actually fucked your dad" stuff online i kinda imagine vinny and lloyd's first actual irl meeting to be either an absolute trainwreck or hilarious. sitting at a cafe or smth and lloyd just glaring daggers because he knows way too much against his will

This is incredibly accurate to what happened (lloyd knows what you did vinny)

[amalsoappickle]

Lloyd should be at the kiddie table with Christofern.

Lloyd: WHY DO I KEEP BEING STUCK WITH THE PLANT

Christofern: *plant noises*

[amalsoappickle]

What do the other ninja think of garmadon and Vinny?

Zane: Their relationship is quite sweet, and it's nice seeing Lord Garmadon happy.

Cole: Im gay, they're gay, we cool

Cole: though if they start getting up to weird stuff, then we're not cool

Jay: As long as garms isn't attacking ninjago I'm good!

Kai: Nice Garmadon, I like kissing men too!

(They're all gay so I mean theyre pretty cool with it)



(My webcomic, my discord server)

[amalsoappickle]

Lloyd: So am I getting a sibling or something?

Vinny: Well we’re not really looking into adoption- plus we already have you!

Garmadon: ...and Christofern, don’t forget him.

*CRASH*

Garmadon: ...Christofern? You okay?

Garmadon: Wait what the f-

Vinny: WHAT THE DIDDLY WHAT Vinny: WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE.

(Yippeee!! Christoferns a real boy also another two asks in one post  @gracephailin @grapefruitsleafs)

(also last post for tonight, chill with the asks btw yall!)

[amalsoappickle]

Ok just imagine family dinner but Vinny + Garm on one side, Misako and Wu on another- and Lloyd is forced to sit next to Christofern (Also I love your style by the way, it’s so colorful!)

Lloyd: Uh... hi Christofern.

Lloyd: God why am I stuck with the plant-

(Also thank you! :])

[amalsoappickle]

For Vinny

Between you and Garmadon who does the cooking and cleaning?

Vinny: Mostly Garmadon! Only because I have work most of the time, so he helps out around the house.

(Yes Garmadon is a malewife now)

[amalsoappickle]

height difference between garmadon and Vinny. That's it- that's it

Garmadon: Vinny is very tiny.

Vinny: He's lying he's just huge...

[amalsoappickle]

To both Vinny and garmadon,what would one do if the other got a cold or gets sick?

Vinny: Well when Garmadon gets sick, which is really rare, he just kinda sleeps all day and I'll try my best to make him food-

Garmadon: -And well when Vinny is sick, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to make sure my companion is okay. Because I uh... care for him.

(Garmadon Malewife even more real)

[amalsoappickle]

Sorry they were too busy kissing to have a reaction /j

(Im exposed as a samuraishipper real 😔)

[amalsoappickle]

Why is that plant a child

Garmadon: I'm not sure, Christofern was always a child to me. But not literally.

Garmadon: I've went to my son and my brother for help. I usually don't ask for this type of help from the ninja, since I could easily do it on my own.

Garmadon: But they insisted... apparently something similar has happened to them. And a ninja and a.... robot are looking into it.

Garmadon: And I'm starting to think an old friend came back for a "visit"...

[amalsoappickle]

Lloyd reaction

,

Lloyd: I’m actually cool with it, even with the... online incident.

[amalsoappickle]

Gayle Gossip reaction?

This was their first date and well............. this was Gayles first time learning about them aswell 💀

(killing two asks with one post @xlebcmaslom @legogeek33)

[amalsoappickle]

Wu reaction

I feel like he wasn't too surprised