#surely these nummbers are off

[floral-sacrifice]

begging riot pleASE update the league displays engine, the most recent upload is psyops samira, theres like half a dozen new champs, probably like 50+ new splashes since then, i just want a high-quality slayshow for my wallpaper,,, please,,,, add more splashes,, the options rn are boring me,,,,,,,,,, begging for like literally any zyra skin upload or anything,,,,,,,, my papers rn are all old pre-2016 shit, which is fine, but i rly want streetdemons zyra for a wp (she sso cooll) and im stuck with like bloodmoon kalista and assorted kayle stuff

[wouldpollyapprove]

She’s Not Yours

Summary: Y/n and Finn have been friends for a few years, meeting when he let a few men know that she was no longer theirs to catcall. They were the best of friends, but Y/n wasn’t as honest with him as she wanted to be. But how could she be when she involved with his brother. Life couldn’t get any easier for her when she found out that Finn had developed feelings for her. What a rough position she’d found herself in.

Request: Hi, please could you do fluff nummber 6 where both tommy and Finn like the reader x

Requested by Anonymous

Thomas Shelby x Reader / Finn Shelby x Reader

Word Count: 863

Warnings: language, alcohol, age gap

A/N: It’s not as long as I would like it to be but I’m just glad it’s done. I might do a second part, but I’m not sure. Let me know if I should. If I do a second part it will definitely be longer than this one. Requests are open and I would appreciate if you guys would sends some in.

Part Two

Masterlist

“I fucking love you,” Finn drunkenly confessed, spilling the glass of whiskey in his hand.

Y/n smiled at him, shaking her head at her best friend. “Shut up and tell me this when you’re sober.” She knew he would never admit that when there wasn’t alcohol in his system. 

The pair had been friends for ages. The moment they met was ever-present in her mind. It was when Y/n had first moved to Birmingham. She was walking down to the market when a group of men from across the street started hollering at her. Having no clue what to do, she decided to just continue walking, but that didn’t stop the catcalls. Finn was walking in the opposite direction and looked up to see the discomfort on her face. Y/n was pale and her hands were shaking, she never had to deal with anything like that in the village she used to live in. Being the gentleman he was, Finn stepped in, yelling at the men to find somewhere else to be or they’d end up in the canal. After that, he walked her to the market, making sure she was comfortable with being alone.

From there on the two became fast friends and did almost everything together. And that’s how they ended up in the Garrison with Finn drunkenly confessing his love to her.

Y/n didn’t want to break his heart, but she didn’t feel the same. 

What she felt was horrible. She didn’t love Finn, she loved his brother, Tommy. It was horrible, she knew, and not something she ever meant to happen. But Tommy and her just had a natural connection that the two couldn’t ignore. 

It had started off with small glances from across the room. Y/n always pretended it was nothing, not wanting to put too much into it. But then it turned in to lite touches and long conversations. 

And from there a relationship grew. 

Behind closed doors, the two expressed their love for each other but Tommy wasn’t too happy with it. He wanted the world to know that he was in love, something he didn’t think was possible after the war and after he lost Grace. But he loved Y/n so fucking much. Y/n was the one that wanted to keep their relationship a secret and nothing Tommy said could change her mind. 

She was always afraid of how Finn would react. It was horrible of her to fall for his brother and she knew it wasn’t fair to him, even more so now that she knew how he truly felt. But she couldn’t ignore her own feelings to spare his.

“I’ll be right back,” she told him, leaving her chair to flee to the private room. John and Arthur were at the bar talking with Harry so she knew Tommy was in there alone. She opened the door, Tommy looking up from his newspaper, shocked to see her.

“Why aren’t you out there with Finn?” he asked, motioning for her to come sit on his lap. Y/n did so, his arms instantly pulled her close, her head resting against his shoulder. 

“I can’t tell him, Tommy. I can’t.” She stopped herself from continuing, afraid she would start crying. 

The man frowned and glanced down at her. “Why not love?”

She was silent, not wanting to remember what her best friend had told her. 

“Talk to me, Y/n. Why not?”

Before Tommy could be given his answer, Finn burst for the door. Y/n tried to jump off his lap, but there wasn’t enough time, Finn had already seen them. He just wanted to find Y.n, never had he expected to find her sitting comfortably on his brother’s lap.

“What the fuck is going on in here!?” he shouted, his face turning red in anger.

Tommy rolled his eyes and stood up, not impressed with his brother’s outburst. “Calm down, Finn,” he said while he fetched a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. 

“Calm down? What the fuck, Tommy? Why do you always have to take things from people?” he growled. “She’s not yours!”

A laughed vibrated Tommy’s chest, “She’s not your either, so quit acting like it.”

Shaking her head, Y/n couldn’t take it anymore, this was exactly what she feared. She quickly slipped out of the room, deciding it best to let Tommy and Finn fight it out. They’d do it no matter if she were present or not. Leaving the room, she couldn’t help but notice the looks Arthur and John gave her. She knew what people would think of her for being with Tommy, she was young and he had money. It didn’t look good. But that was never what she worried about.

And now she had to figure out what to do. 

Was she willing to chose between Finn and Tommy? No matter who she picked, two would end up hurt, one being herself. 

Out on the empty Birmingham streets, Y/n didn’t know what she was going to do, she just knew she needed to put as much distance between her and the problem she had created. 

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[bxbymoonie]

Jude oneshot!

Before starting this story i came in to say thank you for stopping by! I also wanted to say jude does not belong to me! Jude belong to kv va an amazing asmr youtube channel! If you want to see where jude originally comes from click in the video below.

Some reference will be from the video but it won't be that important to go to the video to understand it. The only thing you have to know is he's you're childhood friend (if it wasnt obvious by the thumbnail lmao) hope you enjoy!

Jude!

You where so excited to see Jude after having to spend the whole weekend at camp, seeing your friend is just what you needed.

That's my name don't wear it out

Do you want to go to the taco shop down the street? I heard they make good tacos and i really really want to try them out you said as you where tugging on his arm.

You and jude have been friends for what seemed like forever! Since you first moved into the neighborhood Neighborhood and since you started elementary school

Sure he said with a short little giggle at the end

Yay you said as you both were walking down the street

How was camp? He said, although he knew the answer to that question.

It was boringgg no internet, no music and to make matter worse i had to socialize you said with such dramatic tone

Jude began to crack up

Its not even fun- you cut you're sentence off oh oh we are here yay

Jude politely open the door

Ladies first he said

Oh then you should go first you said

You both went in and ordered, after that both of you guys were catching up while waiting for your food to be ready. After awhile, the cashier started calling nummbers up.

Number 30?

Number 30?! Said the cashier looking arround

Ah! That's our order! I'll get it said jude

Oh? Okay you said

A couple of seconds passed by and jude came back with the tacos and a drink for you and him.

And im back! The food smells delicious jude said with a hungry look in his face.

Well lets dig in! You said you also had a hungry look in your face

You both spent awhile eating and talking cracking up a few jokes here and there

Ahh thank you so much for the lovely day. You said smiling

Ahh im just happy i get to talk to my best friend thats all!

You both began walking back home cracking up jokes

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Author note: I dont know why but i was hearing fool by cavetown and i felt like it fit right into the story. I legit had this song on reply while wiriting this i felt like it fit the tone of this little story.

I also have the submissions and ask questions things on! I dought people will ask questions but i still have them on and submissions if they want me to make a one shot. Im also going to start doing "kv characters as _____" and a "this happen"

Edgar: did this

Jude: did this

If that doesn't make sense I'll give you and example

You fell down the stairs

Edgar: the reason you fell down

Jude: he picks you up and ask if you're okay

[amazingphanisnotonfire-imagines]

Luke Hemmings Imagine: Whiskers

*Y/n POV*

“WHISKERS!” I shouted into the dark front garden of my house. “WHISKERS! WHERE ARE YOU?” I shouted again. “Where the hell is this cat?” I mumbled to myself. I had let him out hours ago and now I wanted to go to bed and he hadn't come back yet. Ugh. I’m going to have to go looking for him. Its dark and cold and I really don’t want to do that. 

“Hiiiiii fuurrrry baaabbby.” I heard a man slur, just outside of my house. This is why I didn't want to go outside. “NOOOOO. Dooon’t leavveee meeeeee. I loooove youuu. What’sssss yourrrrr naaaame? Ooooo coool nammme.” He carried on. 

I walked to the end of the garden and looked over the gate to see a drunk man around my age (and quite cute. Even if he was drunk off his ass), sat on the floor, holding my cat like a baby. He also seemed to be talking to it like a baby, which made me look at him concerned. 

“Hello?” I asked the stranger. 

“Helloooo. Strannger. Haveee youuu seenn thirs catt.’ He rambled. 

“Yeah. Thats my cat.” I laughed. “I have been looking for him so can I have him back so I can go to bed?” I asked. 

“Awwww whyy. Heee’s cuteee. I wannaaa cudddlee himm. What’sss hirs namme?” 

“Whiskers” 

“Coool. Whatts yourrrs?” 

“Y/n.” I replied. 

“Yourre cutte. Doooo youu wannaaa gooo onn a datte withh meee?” 

“Err.” I replied. 

“LUKE HEMMINGS WHERE ARE YOU?” I heard a man shout. 

“Ohh dearrr.” 

“There you are.” A man with curly hair said looking down at Luke and then at me. “I am so sorry about him. Is this your cat?” He asked. 

“Yeah.” I nodded. 

“Sorry.” He shook his head at Luke and then picked up Whiskers and gave him back to me. Then he picked up I now knew was called Luke and put his arm around him to keep him stood up. 

“Heyy. Whereee areee weee goiing? I’mmm talkinggg tooo thiss preety girll and herr catt. I askeed her onn a datte.” He drunkly rambled. 

“I don’t think she is going to want to go on a date with you when your so drunk you can’t even stand up by yourself.” 

“Awww. Welll cannnn I havee youuur nummber annd theen weee cannn gooooo onn aa daate whenn I’mmmm unnn-drunnk.”

“Hmmm.” You thought for a moment. Fuck it. “Sure. Give me your phone.” I saved my number in his phone and then gave him it back. “See you later Luke. Goodbye Luke’s friend. 

“Thaatts Ashhhh.” 

“Sorry. Goodbye Ash.” 

“Bye.” They both said at the same time.

We both turned around to go our separate ways when I heard Ash begin to talk. 

“How the hell did you get a girls number while you were drunk.” Which made Luke laugh.

“Sheee’s sooo prettyyy.” He replied. 

“Whatever. When I bring you home your mother is going to kill me, and then you and then probably me again.” 

[broke-ass-twat]

ALLLLLLL THE NUMMBERS

Fuck you.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

When I was younger I sometimes sorta would

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Like a 2 on a bad night

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Um. Hitler? Idk anyone who would straight up wanna kill me is pretty much someone I wouldn’t like to encounter

4. What is your favorite word?

Um. I don't believe I have one. Eh maybe

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

This is difficult. A redwood would be cool but I sorta wanna be a Japanese Maple

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

I didn’t look in a mirror this morning?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

I’m not wearing one ;)

8. What do you label yourself as?

I don’t really tend to label myself as anything. Perhaps odd

9. Bright room or dark room?

Bright room but with natural sunlight

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Talking to my girlfriend I think. If not lazing on a couch

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

Like 8 or some shit

12. Who told you they loved you last?

Take a guess

13. Your worst enemy?

Myself

14. What is your current desktop picture?

Typical mountains desktop the comp came with though I have actually changed it twice

15. Do you like someone?

Yah

16. The last song you listened to?

Clip of On Yr Side by Slow Magic

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Oh fuck. Thats hard. Perhaps Mike Pence and just let Trump do dumb shit till he is hopefully thrown out of office.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Trump

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

A billionaire and all they'd have to do is give me $100 million and then we’d just chill and buy expensive shit (just food and stuff I’m not an ass) until the day is over and then I’d pop a bottle of nice dessert wine (I was thinking champagne but I like dessert wine infinitely more) and thank them for their money and maybe say sorry for sort of stealing it.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

Cheek bones I suppose

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

Slim, Moderate bust, above average ass, above average looks bordering on but not quite hot and I would definitely try and bone and I’d try on a bunch of different outfits in stores.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

Um. Probably just folding big pieces of paper into more complicated smaller pieces of paper

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I don’t have anything unique I’m afraid of

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

I mean I’d fuck with a nice BLT with mayo and a bit of avocado. Maybe have it on nice toasted garlic bread.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Probably food tbh

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Florence, Italy

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Inniskillin Vidal Icewine 2014

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Don’t be a fucking dick

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My computer

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Ummmmmm. Blacking out on Bourbon street is an experience I didn’t exactly enjoy tbh. Nothing else really comes to mind and this one only does cuz it’s relatively recent.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

I suppose I’d fuck off to Luxembourg or something (cuz theyre rich)

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My Chinese Grandfather

34. What was your last dream about?

An incredibly odd sort of house party where I almost broke a guy’s thumb cuz he was petting my head without permission.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

????

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Annoyingly enough yes .-.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

Probably

38. What is the color of your socks?

Not wearing any but theyre mostly black

39. What type of music do you like?

Dude I like a lot of fucking music but mainly electronic

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunrise

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

The New York Giants despite the fact that they are admittedly pretty ass

43. Do you have any scars?

I have at least 5 I can think of that are actually major

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Be a fucking therapist or psychiatrist

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My lack of discipline/self control

46. Are you reliable?

Depends on what you ask me to do but as a friend I am very reliable

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Are you happy?

48. Do you hold grudges?

Like a motherfucker

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

Cuna (Cow/tuna) or like, a Kogle (Komodo dragon/Eagle) or a Pow (Pig/cow). Obviously two of these are for food curiosity purposes

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I’ve definitely had many and I remember none of them

51. Are you a good liar?

Not really

52. How long could you go without talking?

To anyone at all even electronically maybe two days

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

Bald

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

I’ve baked at least 7 if I had to guess and definitely actually baked more I think

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Not well

56. What do you like on your toast?

Butter

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

No bloody clue

58. What would be you dream car?

Teslas are pretty chill tbh

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

Sometimes sing in the shower. Don’t do anything else though I do just take really long showers despite actually just taking a shower and not doing anything... extra.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Not really but sure why not

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Only if someone tells me to

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

A for no reason other than I felt like choosing it right now

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dragons duh

64. What do you think about babies?

Fat loud meat sacks

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

Whelp this obviously wasn't meant for me to answer