#sure i may uhhh may struggle to brush my teeth and shower multiple times a week but like. ngl it's not that bad | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

triglycercule · 2 months ago

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i want to headcanon the mtt having absolutely terrible hygiene and struggling to keep themselves clean (this MAY... just QUITE POSSIBLY.... only in the SLIGHTEST bit be projection) but i think it would be too gross and man EVEN I dont wanna think about that

also killer canonically smells good and i actually really LIKE that idea so oh shit there goes that idea out the window. horror and dust youre my only hope please let me make you smell bad for reasons you won't understand

#also i dont think i. just got a sense of dejavu wtf. anyways #i dont think im THAT bad at maintaining my hygiene..... like i dont bed rot for months which isn't good by any means #but if i havent reached that point of bad hygieneness then i dont think i should be talking about this topic #sure i may uhhh may struggle to brush my teeth and shower multiple times a week but like. ngl it's not that bad #i am NORMAL okay THIS IS NORMAL. people struggle with this stuff all the time everyday i dont need to be making a whole post on this topic #i wish that the capital i in this app looked different. because when i wanna emphasize I it just looks normal #i type like how i speak has it not become glaringly obvious yet. so it boggles and bothers me when i cant emphasize i like i can irl #the laundry piles in dusts room are probably unfathomably tall he just throws it all into one corner (HES JUST LIKE ME FR!!! I DO TJIS!!!!!)#all the water in horrortale has turned toxic and polluted and bad so horror's only option is to not shower or shower in dirty water #he chooses the former because what if that water has monster dust sprinkled in it. his paranoia wont let him shower in dust infused water #TRIGLYCERCULE GET YOUR FUCKING LIFE TOGETHER INSTEAD OF THINKING AND PROJECTING ONTO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. SCHOOL STARTS IN 3 DAYS.#I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY.... IM SORRY OKAY I KNOW!!! I KNOW THIS IS BAD!!! I WILL TRY!!!!!!#anyways back to projecting. do you think dust has sheets on his little matress bed #because the sheets will enevitably get dusty and then he's gonna have to lay on the dust of those he killed and thats a bad thought #sheets can fix the problem temporarily because he can just change them out and wash them #but also.... changing sheet hard.... take long time..... dust just want sleep.... rot away..... so no sheet on matress??? idk #dust might be able to make fun of horror and killer for having food issues but #killer gets to make fun of dust and horror for having hygiene issues #he's had his lows but he's never gotten THAT low 🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵 LOSERS!!!!!#what does horror get to make fun of them for??? idk murder #killer might be able to keep himself clean but he cannot keep anything else around him clean with thet goddamn eye goop so HAH take that #me on my way to overshare with strangers on the internet. this isnt that bad compared to other stuff ive seen online actually #triglycercule can you just shut the fuck up and get back to posting about the mtt nobody CARES #alright..... limps away like a kicked and beated puppy...... like killer after getting abused by nightmare for the 56th time..........#advanced humor only utmv fans will get it #tricule rant #i said i wasnt gonna make the post but i did infact make the post. just in tags #me when i LIE #just offically reached 50 drafts where my medal. i should clear them out? alright shoot that guy

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