#sure hope he doesnt get alien brain cancer

[likethewizardyk]

hes beautiful...

[artificialac1d]

aswhoa there big ol spirit phone post whoaaaaa. (I WAS ORIGINALLY DOING ALL OF THE ALBUMS BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO LONG SO I’LL DO INDIVIDUAL POSTS FOR THE ALBUMS) (NOT INCLUDING MASHUPS SORRY :[)

alright lets go sorry if theres spelling mistakes i am tired and my keyboard hates me ;[ spirit phone - ok so VERY COOL the first half i feel is supernatural and the second half is more like.... a comment on capitalism?? yeah,, idk either thats what most people say lol. thanks neil!! lifetime achievement award (ebiccc). very long (ab 6 minutes) BUT the length is worth it!! the lyrics are jammin not to mention the instrumental!! the singing is very chefs kiss let alone the effects on the singing!! very cool song. touch tone telephone!! (ttt) so ttt is VERY jammin but its a little overrated. I GET WHY, but it is definitely not the best song made by lemon demon. well i guess thats mostly up to interpretation, but its not the best. the message is cool!!! conspiracy theorist going fucking batshit crazy?? hell yeah!!  cabinet man (😳) how the fuc did this man get in cabinet???? hfgbrfj.. ANYWAYS the beep boop instrumental is one of THE BEST on the album next to the very epic instrumental of as your father i expressly forbid it. anyways, the lyrics and beat are v nice v satisfying!! i love singing this song like, only third to as your father and soft fuzzy man!! singing is hard :[ no eyed girl (where are her eyes???) neil is a monster/alien fucker and you cannot change my mind. no eyed girl is one of my favorite songs!! i mean all of the lemon demon songs are one of my favorite songs but... um,, ANYWAYS. imagine being some guy who just like, made the world get destroyed bc you were horny over an alien. when he died (holy fuck what is up with this dude) the amount of mysteries that are brought up in thius song is AMAZING. when i listen to lemon demon on alexa the only albums i have access to are nature tapes and spirit phone (because i use spotify and not apple music) and i hear this all the time!! its ALWAYS a good time very bangin very jammin 20/10 sweet bod (aha 😳 what do you mean im eating a dead body) neil?? are you sure it isnt sexual??? super synthy and cool!! the funk never ends!!! funky town!! never go down!! (im sorry) the idea of drinking dead bodies to cure cancer though not very cash money. wowie zowie capitalism!! the lyrics make me uncomfortable if im listening to it with someone else BUT if im alone i will  scream sing this song eighth wonder!! (goofy mongoose ends humanity) i heard like in the commentary that neil was proud of this song and honestly, i dont blame him. VERY jammin. i keep saying jammin but i dont have synonyms. i havent read that news article about gef but i should sometime!! the way the song just is is just mwah  ancient aliens!! (caveman go aaaaa) i dont have much to say about this one because it isnt my favorite. NOT because it doesnt jam hard but its just not as good as other ones. man i am mostly just praising neil. this is fun to sing!! instrumental is VERY cool bery epic,,, soft fuzzy man (hhhottie 😳) this is my FAVORITEEEEE i can say SO much about this song on how it JAMS. the little beep boop after the first part is GREAT I LOVE IT. the chorus lives rent free in my brain. singing this is the best source of serotonin !!! ahhh the lyrics and the message!! very cool!! i love that neil made this song as a comment on dudes who think being mysterious is cool (yucfky ew) one lyric taken out of context makes me feel weird but like idk i just link it with something not great (once you go hazy you’ll understand i’m your soft fuzzy man sounds like he roofied someone) BUT i can ignore that because that wasnt the intention of the lyric!! very ebic songgg. as your father i expressly forbid it!! (neils my dad???) whoa,, neil scrEAM,,,, honestly i cant stop thinking of neil’s daughter while listening to this (sorry) but umm THE INSTRUMENTAL IS THE B EST!! the little beeop boop>?>?? YES i love it sorry about like not being able to get ideas across my brain is old computer stalling noise rn i earn my life (he damn earned it) this is my moms favorite!! (yeah she likes it too surprisingly!!) this song is really nice,, verry cool little instrumental bits!! awesome!! singing it is a 10/10 experience!!! reaganomics!! (baby, baby. YEAHHHHHH)  whoa!!! ronald reagan?? and he wants to take you for a ride?? anyways, whoa!! instrumental!! i can tell that neil puts a lot of effort into his songs because ALL of the main tracks are bangers.  man-made object (shit i caught insomnia from looking at the moon😔) SO big ol giant tower towering over everything!!! i kinda have a bad experience with this song because when i drew fanart for it my friend misconstrued the tie i drew with... a sexual organ. (hes fucked up) does NOT mean the song is bad but i get reminded of that whenever i listen to it. very COOL SONG!! YES!! build that giant skyscraper girl you go spiral of ants (im im caught in the spiral of ants girl) whoa last song... ON THE MAIN TRACK AHAHA!! just kidding i cant do the bonus tracks. ANYWAYS whoa!! a tornado of ants? count me in! the lyrics are very epic!! and fun to sing except for the AND WE BECAME A HURRICANE because its a high note and i suck at high notes 😔i did it once but i cant anymore 😔😔this sounds very nice i love it!!  if you read this all the way,, fucking,,,, thANKS because this is hella long im sorry i hope you liked my opinions bye!! <3 i’ll be doing more album stuff in the future (possibly even tonight because i have nothing to do with my life.

[julesdelorme]

So I did a read through and cosmetic edit, but the warning still stands true...

Warning: the following contains extreme language and thoughts, a run on sentence, no punctuation and absolutely no caps. It makes no sense and should not be read by anyone...

unless he ducked i killed my father unless he ducked i dont know i dont know they hid in the tall grass the saw grass the tall grass unless he ducked unless he ducked the doctor said i need to take my meds but shes trying to poison me trying to make me crazy trying to make me sick i dont trust her i dont trust anybody but especially her she doesnt even wear a white coat how can she be a doctor i was thinking of killing her and then she ducked like my father just like my father he disappeared she disappeared he was there and then he wasnt she was there and then she wasnt and i was thinking of killing them maybe i did or maybe they ducked maybe they never even existed i dont know i dont know he was there sometimes and then he wasnt there and then he wasnt there all the time and i meant to kill him unless he ducked he took me hunting one time and in the grass the tall grass he jerked me off and i jerked him off in the tall grass the saw grass waiting for ducks in hip waders we were hunting ducks and i had a shotgun and he had a shotgun but i dont know if the guns were loaded and i killed him unless he ducked calling the ducks with duck callers our shotguns i think that happened unless it didnt i got nothing against ducks hanging in the windows in chinatown where you get cold tea and duck if they let you in because sometimes the door is locked and theres just the dead ducks in the windows i dont know i dont know the doctor doesnt believe me but i dont believe her i dont believe in her what kind of fucking doctor doesnt wear a white coat trying to poison my brain make my brain explode she puts the pills right into my veins poison poison poison popping those pills right into my veins shes nuts i tell you fuck her fuck her i would have shot him if he didnt duck if we didnt shoot the ducks those poor ducks no good reason except to hang them in the window poor fucking ducks pull the trigger watch the head explode pull the trigger and see his head explode in the tall grass while hes jerking me off fuck him fuck him he fucked me in the ass i think i dont know for sure except my ass was bleeding and all the blood and all the blood i killed him for that unless he ducked quack quack shes a fucking quack off my meds on my meds making my head explode making my ass bleed blood in the tall grass needles in my veins airplane straps on the bed jesus straps and the sound of the engine all night long and they wont let me sleep strapped to the bed like jesus like an airplane all that noise the screaming is it me screaming or somebody else screaming my ass wide open for him for the ducks the aliens fuck her what does she know my father my father my father rotten sonofabitch bastard fucker i killed him unless he ducked fuck him fuck him i would have killed him i should have killed the fucker the dirty fucker in the tall grass the way he stank of cigarettes and beer nicotine stains on his fingers those fingers jerking me off he stank he stank that fucking alcoholic chain smoking fucker if i didnt kill him the cancer probably did how the fuck could he still be alive that stinking sonofabitch i shot him in the face unless he ducked better him than the ducks they never did nothing to me or the chinese hanging in the windows the stink of death the stink of killing of blood and gunpowder and beer and menthol cigarettes what does it take what the fuck does it take he must be dead hes dead i know hes dead i think hes dead what the fuck does it take i pulled that trigger i know i pulled that trigger fuck him fuck him the gun the cold metal in my hands against my skin cold and wet up to my nuts in stinking filthy swamp tall grass fucking fuck fuck a duck i pulled that trigger i shot him in the face in his ugly face that bastard that prick that sonofabitch motherfucker i shot him i definitely shot him unless he ducked he could have ducked maybe he ducked how the fuck should i know if he ducked or if i shot him in the face blood and brains splattering all over the tall grass ducks would of got a kick out of that seeing a guy shoot another guy instead of a duck unless he ducked i meant to shoot him i sure meant to shoot him blow his fucking big mouth to to other side of his head like a cartoon character that duck the cartoon duck the black one not the yellow one only i never saw a black duck mostly mallards dont think i ever saw a yellow one either for that matter but i always liked the black one better he was funny the yellow one wasn’t even funny and i could never understand what the fuck he was saying but the black one was funny even though he sounded exactly like the cat that was always chasing the bird he was way funnier when his bill would spin around his head when he got shot and he would put it back and say that thing i cant remember the thing but it was funny i liked that duck he was funny my old man he wasnt funny at all he thought he was funny never made me laugh never gave me anything but pain and more pain and worse pain that fucker but he sure thought he was funny i hope he didnt duck i hope i turned his face to pulp fuck him fuck him fuck him with his nicotine fingers and his breath always smelled like cigarettes and beer for fucks sake chew some gum or rinse your fucking mouth out with listerine or something stinking breath sonofabitch fuck you fuck you in the tall grass where no one could see you jerking me off and making me jerk you off you fucker you fucking perverted fucked up fuck half a fag touching your own sons dick and making him touch your hairy dick definitely half a fag and something else too something a lot worse than i got words for you deserved to die he deserved to die should of shot his dick and nuts off ha ha how would you like that for fucking funny how would you like that for laughs you fucked up pig that fucked up pig i know i know i know secrets that nobody knows i got all these secrets all locked up inside my head all kinds of secrets secrets that would fuck your head right up whats really going on behind the scenes the cia the fbi the fucking communists and fucking jfk and the mafia all kinds of secrets secrets that could get me killed secrets could get me disappeared like jimmy fucking whats his name i know shit i know shit i know some secrets not just about the old man that old half a fag pervert child molester i know where some bodies are buried lots of bodies people who got disappeared and people other people dont even know are disappeared i know i know shit i know secrets alien autopsy knights fucking templars i could blow the lid off things if i wanted to trust me trust me i know some seriously fucking shit im like that wrestler with the glasses that make him see things the sunglasses i can see i can see just like roddy whats his name i dont even need the glasses i can just see i just know things inside my brain things inside my head inside my  fucking head i know shit some really deep shit fuck you i know you cant make me not know i know this shit trying to make me forget wonder if its real i fucking know i know so fuck you in our slickers in the mud in the swamp in the tall grass surrounded by bugs and frogs in the wilderness fucking molesting asshole pedophile stinking fuck you fuck i know shit i remember no matter how much you try to make me forget i remember i know i know dont try to bullshit me dont try to confuse me i know i mean i know things not everything in the whole fucking world that’s not what im saying dont try to say that im saying i know everything im just saying i know some things and i know what i know i mean what i do know and its stuff that some people probably most people dont know the shit i know thats all im saying but i dont know if he ducked or if i shot him in the face i meant to shoot his head right off i definitely meant to do it i definitely pulled the fucking trigger maybe he ducked or maybe the gun didnt go off thats possible that it jammed or it didn’t go off for some reason i dont know i dont know that for sure one way or the other sometimes i know i killed him sometimes i know he ducked or the gun jammed or something else kept me from shooting him unless i shot a duck and i thought it was him unless he ducked he could of ducked i dont know i dont know i dont fucking know but i know other things things that other people dont know things that you dont know fuck you i know shit i know secrets i know all kinds of secrets but not if i killed him but not if he ducked i dont know that so dont fucking ask cuz i dont remember exactly so i cant tell you so dont ask me i killed my father i killed the doctor i shot the sheriff unless he ducked unless he ducked i dont know maybe he ducked i hope he didnt fucking duck but maybe he ducked

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[julesdelorme]

Warning: the following contains extreme language, a run on sentence, and absolutely no caps. It makes no sense and should not be read by anyone... unless he ducked

i killed my father unless he ducked i dont know i dont know they hid in the tall grass the saw grass the overgrown menacing grass unless he ducked unless he ducked the doctor said i need to take my meds but shes trying ton poison trying to make me crazy trying to make me sick i dont trust her i dont trust anybody but especially her she doesnt even wear a white coat how can she be a doctor i was thinking of killing her and then she ducked like my father just like my father he disappeared she disappeared he was there and then he wasnt she was there and then she wasnt and i was thinking of killing them maybe i did or maybe they ducked maybe they never even existed i dont know i dont know he was there sometimes and then he wasnt there and then he wasnt there all the time and i meant to kill him unless he ducked he took me hunting one time and in the grass the tall grass he jerked me off and i jerked him off in the tall grass the saw grass waiting for ducks in hip waders we were hunting ducks and i had a shotgun and he had a shotgun but i dont know if the guns were loaded and i killed him unless he ducked calling the ducks with our shotguns i think that happened unless it didnt i got nothing against ducks hanging in the windows in chinatown where you get cold tea and duck if they let you in because sometimes the door is locked and there’s just the dead ducks in the windows i dont know i dont know the doctor doesnt believe me but i dont believe her i dont believe in her what kind of fucking doctor doesnt wear a white coat trying to poison my brain make my brain explode she puts the pills right into my veins poison poison poison popping those pills right into my veins shes nuts i tell you fuck her fuck her i would have shot him if he didnt duck if we didnt shoot the ducks those poor ducks no good reason except to hang them in the window poor fucking ducks pull the trigger watch the head explode pull the trigger and see his head explode in the tall grass while hes jerking me off fuck him fuck him he fucked me in the ass i think i dont know for sure except my ass was bleeding and all the blood and all the blood i killed hi for that unless he ducked quack quack shes a fucking quack off my meds on my meds making my head explode making my ass bleed blood in the tall grass needles in my veins airplane straps on the bed jesus straps and the sound of the engine all night long and they wont let me sleep strapped to the bed like jesus like an airplane all that noise the screaming is it me screaming or somebody else screaming my ass wide open for him for the ducks the aliens fuck her what does she know my father my father my father rotten sonofabitch bastard fucker i killed him unless he ducked fuck him fuck him i would have killed him i should have killed the fucker the dirty fucker in the tall grass the way he stank of cigarettes and beer nicotine stains on his fingers those fingers jerking me off he stank he stank that fucking alcoholic chain smoking fucker if i didnt kill him the cancer probably did how the fuck could he still be alive that stinking sonofabitch i shot him in the face unless he ducked better him than the ducks they never did nothing to me or the chinese hanging in the windows the stink of death the stink of killing of blood and gunpowder and beer and menthol cigarettes what does it take what the fuck does it take he must be dead hes dead i know hes dead i think hes dead what the fuck does it take i pulled that trigger i know i pulled that trigger fuck him fuck him the gun the cold metal in my hands against my skin cold and wet up to my nuts in stinking filthy swamp tall grass fucking fuck fuck a duck i pulled that trigger i shot him in the face in his ugly face that bastard that prick that sonofabitch motherfucker i shot him i definitely shot him unless he ducked he could have ducked maybe he ducked how the fuck should i know if he ducked or if i shot hi in the face blood and brains splattering all over the tall grass ducks would of got a kick out of that seeing a guy shoot another guy instead of a duck unless he ducked i meant to shoot him i sure meant to shoot him blow his fucking big mouth to to other side of his head like a cartoon character that duck the cartoon duck the black one not the yellow one only i never saw a black duck mostly mallards dont think i ever saw a yellow one either for that matter but i always liked the black one better he was funny the yellow one wasn’t even funny and i could never understand what the fuck he was saying but the black one was funny even though he sounded exactly like the cat that was always chasing the bird he was way funnier when his bill would spin around his head when he got shot and he would put it back and say that thing i cant remember the thing but it was funny i liked that duck he was funny my old man he wasnt funny at all he thought he was funny never made me laugh never gave me anything but pain and more pain and worse pain that fucker but he sure thought he was funny i hope he didnt duck i hope i turned his face to pulp fuck him fuck him fuck him with his nicotine fingers and his breath always smelled like cigarettes and beer for fucks sake chew some gun or rinse your fucking mouth out with listerine or something stinking breath sonofabitch fuck you fuck you in the tall grass where no one could see you jerking me off and making me jerk you off you fucker you fucking perverted fucked up fuck half a fag touching your own sons dick and making him touch your hairy dick definitely half a fag and something else too something a lot worse than i got words for you deserved to die he deserved to die should of shot his dick and nuts off ha ha how would you like that for fucking funny how would you like that for laughs you fucked up pig that fucked up pig i know i know i know secrets that nobody knows i got all these secrets all locked up inside my head all kinds of secrets secrets that would fuck your head right up whats really going on behind the scenes the cia the fbi the fucking communists and fucking jfk and the mafia all kinds of secrets secrets that could get me killed secrets could get me disappeared like jimmy fucking whats his name i know shit i know shit i know some secrets not just about the old man that old half a fag pervert child molester i know where some bodies are buried lots of bodies people who got disappeared and people other people dont even know are disappeared i know i know shit i know secrets alien autopsy knights fucking templars i could blow the lid off things if i wanted to trust me trust me i know some seriously fucking shit im like that wrestler with the glasses that make him see things the sunglasses i can see i can see just like roddy whats his name i dont even need the glasses i can just see i just know things inside my brain things inside my head inside my  fucking head i know shit some really deep shit fuck you i know you cant make me not know i know this shit trying to make me forget wonder if its real i fucking know i know so fuck you in our slickers in the mud in the swamp in the tall grass surrounded by bugs and frogs in the wilderness fucking molesting asshole pedophile stinking fuck you fuck i know shit i remember no matter how much you try to make me forget i remember i know i know dont try to bullshit me dont try to confuse me i know i mean i know things not everything in the whole fucking world that’s not what im saying dont try to say that im saying i know everything im just saying i know some things and i know what i know i mean what i do know and its stuff that some people probably most people dont know the shit i know thats all im saying but i dont know if he ducked or if i shot him in the face i meant to shoot his head right off i definitely meant to do it i definitely pulled the fucking trigger maybe he ducked or maybe the gun didnt go off thats possible that it jammed or it didn’t go off for some reason i dont know i dont know that for sure one way or the other sometimes i know i killed him sometimes i know he ducked or the gun jammed or something else kept me from shooting him unless i shot a duck and i thought it was him unless he ducked he could of ducked i dont know i dont know i dont fucking know but i know other things things that other people dont know things that you dont know fuck you i know shit i know secrets i know all kinds of secrets but not if i killed him but not if he ducked i dont know that so dont fucking ask cuz i dont remember exactly so i cant tell you so dont ask me i killed my father unless he ducked unless he ducked i dont know maybe he ducked i hope he didnt fucking duck but maybe he ducked

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