#supermega jokes

[dino-fart]

Y’all ever shit so hard and so much that it leaves you shaking?

Is that what anal sex is supposed to feel like?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Down To Fish with the boys!

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[games2girlsdotcom]

Christmas just hasn't felt the same this year without supermega

[hollowfairybabybat]

back 2 rotting <333

[mangopit]

i haven't delved too deep into the supermega scandal but from what i've learned so far it's got me fucked up. matt and ryan have always been so in on the joke when it comes to their satire, so incredibly aware of what's right and wrong, and all their outward-facing content has painted them as people who genuinely believe in what's right. to think that they consciously and actively choose to be horrible people off-camera is really fuckin nasty and surreal

and before someone hits me with the They're Men and YouTubers and You Can't Trust Them—nah listen i trust my own judgement of character and i was very aware from the beginning that supermega had a dark sense of humor and it was always extremely likely that they would have a scandal. but i always assumed it would be a scandal where something they said in a video would be taken out of context, or they pushed a joke a touch too far, again in a video or some other content. i never would've thought there would be a moment where it came out that they were intentionally and unrepentingly being assholes in private. i'm still in shock and i'm gonna get to their response vids eventually to see if there's a really good reason why any of this happened but frankly i don't see that happening

[exoscreamsoda]

if only i was a fly on the supermegaplex wall

now that a day has passed and they still havent said ANYTHING (except matt’s tone deaf concert tweet), i’m imagining the most insane and chaotic fallout. i hope they rip each other to shreds. theyre literally making the situation worse the longer they wait to say anything but maybe they deserve it. they should go ahead and halt their plans to move into a new and improved supermegaplex because 95% of the patreon is ready to cancel, even patrons who only commented jokes under every post are writing their essays. i feel more disgusted as time goes on and no amount of corporate style tweets will fix this.

[elkhatlaw]

feltmega!

[foreskin-dealer]

Watching the extended drunk mario kart just to Feel Something.

[empty-flat-n-lonely-bys]

Megheads at the Chuck E Cheese giving me and the bestie free candy while my nibblings picked prizes, then gave them free prizes. We are there for eachother in these trying times 🫡

[littleguycollector]

I've been watching supermega since 2016 and I think you're fucking stupid

cool, literally no one fucking asked..

[crude-cunt]

ok i just wanna point something out that the previous anon said, "fact you cried shows you have a parasocial relationship" i think is extremely false. i think that just means you're very empathetic. people cry for others they dont know all the time, that doesnt mean it's parasocial. also crying doesnt mean you were manipulated either. you were feeling strong emotions about the situation and thats it. it doesnt have to mean anything inherently negative.

Thank you for saying this, I know that anon really was rude. It’s just sad hearing about certain things coming out of this and it’s just normal human emotions to process things differently.

[spydertrans]

laughed way too hard for way too long at a barrage of fart jokes from the latest SuperMega video. i am a preschooler peddling as an adult, oh my god

[insane-weasel]

See, I can't believe rumors two Minecraft men are dating even with a kiss on the lips because Matt Watson and Ryan Magee are two best friends and those two make out and so they've ruined my perception of what people do for a bit.

[papamagee]

matt has replied to me THREE TIMES now on twitter with literally the stupidest shit. ily babe

[preciouspiastri]

i'm very able to tell when a driver is doing a bit but some of y'all just can't

[tedcicle]

Official Palcove Propaganda Post

[ID: Text with a fire effect that says "WATCH PALCOVE NOW" in red capital letters. /.End ID.] Now you may be asking... Who?

Palcove is both the name of the iconic duo of Ted Nivison (of Rainforest Cafe/Margaritaville/400mg edible fame) and Charlie Slimecicle (professional gay sex roleplayer, at least that's what he should be known for) and the area they lived in during their brief time on EpicSMP (a modded SMP created by, uh... *cough* Matt SuperMega *cough*. You can hazard a guess as to why this SMP didn’t really take off.)

Okay, why should I care?

I shan't lie and say EpicSMP is like, crazy good, or a hidden gem, or YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS — really, it's basically TekkitLive but there's way more people on it. It's a largely forgotten SMP, overshadowed by more popular and successful SMPs that happened before or around it. (OriginsSMP, for example.) There's a bunch of interesting duos trying to start their own businesses, and while nothing happened happened, at the end everybody died, which is interesting to think about. (Actually, wait... yeah, it’s just like TekkitLive.) But it was fun. There were some good bits, some light roleplay, and enough seedlings of a plotline to get an average viewer Andy like me invested in. There was some kind of season 2, but it never took off. I'm sure MCYT fans are accustomed to the disappointment of non-existent fandoms, unfinished stories, or lacking narratives by now (Shadow of Israphel was my first heartbreak, but maybe yours was something else). Another one wouldn’t hurt, right? Why Palcove specifically? Well, as a former SMPLiver— (I am escorted off the stage to a chorus of boos) I just really like Ted and Charlie's dynamic. They’re the perfect comedy duo. Charlie works best when he has someone to bounce bits off of, and Ted knows exactly how to pick up what Charlie is putting down and elevate it to the next level. (The adverb and adjective bit in the first VOD had me DYING.) Story-wise, Charlie had a satisfying character arc. He’s a pivotal character and I liked how he plays off of Schlatt and Swagger, too. Not to mention, this is the last time Ted has uploaded or streamed any Minecraft content... I miss him, chat. Also, it makes me happy. Isn't that enough?

Well, okay, you got me interested. How do I watch?

I'm glad you asked (even if you wouldn't fucking say that, I don't care). Firstly, a primer. Sometimes we start a new thing, but it ends up not being to our liking, and that's fine. Maybe you want to walk around and see how it fits before you commit. That's fine! All I ask for is 14 minutes of your time. That's like, 4 songs.

This video is the first day edited down into a nice, palatable, taste-tester, courtesy of unknown energy on YouTube. It's so nice and cozy and comfy, it's the equivalent of a mug of hot chocolate curled up in an armchair with a warm blanket wrapped around you. As for continuing, I highly recommend starting with Charlie's POV. It's probably who you're most familiar with, and he bothered to edit down his streams (even if the videos are like, an hour long). If you like listening to men argue and make the unfunniest jokes imaginable, then definitely try the full VODs. All of these have been archived by the channel EpicSMPVods.

Charlie's POV Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 VODS Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | End of S1* Ted's POV Episode 1 (Yes, he really only did one episode) VODS Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5

*This VOD is Swagger's POV, as Charlie didn't upload the finale at all, and the VOD of it either doesn’t exist or wasn’t archived. The relevant Charlie section starts around 15 minutes in.

And if you want more of the story, well, Swagger has one of the most comprehensive EpicSMP POVs.

Final Thoughts

Like many other “stream only” SMPs, a lot of content regarding them simply gets lost and forgotten. There's plenty of reasons why EpicSMP wasn't very successful (in-depth analysis post pending). I’m just glad that not only did Palcove exist, but it's archived. It just so happened to survive against surmountable odds and even have what I consider a satisfying narrative ending (in-depth analysis post pending). And I’m insane about it. And everyone else should be, too.

[ID: Text with a fire effect "WATCH PALCOVE NOW" in red capital letters. /.End ID.]